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[–]cesarjulius 45 points46 points ago*

No. It's accurate. I have a friend who was playing Chutes and Ladders with him, and the game might as well be called Ladders and More Ladders, cuz he's just that nice with it.

[–]glowghost 24 points25 points ago

This guy speaks the truth. I played Words with Friends with Khaled last night, motherfucker spelled obsequious. Had the Q on a fuckin triple letter score.

[–]cesarjulius 15 points16 points ago

Dude gets all four railroads on his first trip around.

[–]glowghost 19 points20 points ago

He connects FIVE

[–]bubbameister33 5 points6 points ago

Now that's winning.

[–]59Fifty 8 points9 points ago

I don't always win, but when I do win, all I do is win.

[–]sperdojSquiggles 4 points5 points ago

[–]dhaft88The Enola Gay of Hip-Hop 3 points4 points ago

[–]CaptainPain 18 points19 points ago

hes talking about eating contests

[–]bubbameister33 8 points9 points ago

A win is a win.

[–]Lastoftheblacklords0 0 points1 point ago

Man beat Kobayashi. I call that Winning, and that's coming from Charlie Sheen.

[–]funkah 7 points8 points ago

This thread is really opening my eyes. I'm starting to suspect that he and his colleagues may not, in fact, be the best.

[–]MO_MONKEY_PUSSY_4_ME 5 points6 points ago

No matter what.

[–]dhaft88The Enola Gay of Hip-Hop 4 points5 points ago

relevant past post

apparently he uh... well... :/

[–]MarkaLV 1 point2 points ago

This is like the funniest shit ever. I cant remember laughing so much in front of PC.

[–]donggg 1 point2 points ago

That article was fucking hilarious, that writer's my new idol

[–]Disruptive 2 points3 points ago

well..

they da best!

too bad we never really get to find out. best at what?

[–]59Fifty 5 points6 points ago

Oh my God, please, please watch this DJ Khaled interview. Be prepared to shit yourself laughing. Can I get a count??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1wLbL4xfTU

[–]weezermc78 2 points3 points ago

So...who is the best?

[–]TriangleMan 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure he's high as fuck.

[–]The-Real-DJS 5 points6 points ago

on cocaine

[–]jwat82 0 points1 point ago

Yep. The way he's talking and bobbing around, I thought the same thing

[–]jwat82 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely.

[–]The_MadStorkPretty Bitch 1 point2 points ago

Why would we be laughing at him, he's such a nice and positive guy

[–]59Fifty 1 point2 points ago

And I'm all like... Hmmm

[–]The_MadStorkPretty Bitch 1 point2 points ago

Nope, I'm being serious. I don't see the problem with his interview, he seems like an awesome person

[–]fuzzy_dunnlopMR THANKSGIVING 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, didn't really find anything funny about that interview. It did link me to this though, pretty cool.

[–]glowghost 0 points1 point ago

So is Based God

[–]bolts_plb 1 point2 points ago

I'd put his winning percentage at about 55. He's misleading.

On the other hand you've got someone humble like Taio Cruz - he admits he doesn't throw his hands up in the air ALL the time, just some of the time, whenever he's feeling it, but probably not when he's down.

[–]funnyguy420 1 point2 points ago

if that what being a DJ is now im gunna start yelling on everyones tracks loud as fuck

[–]Disruptive 6 points7 points ago

DJ Clue's been doin that for years

[–]Aldovar[!] 10 points11 points ago

DJ ClueClueClue 's been doin that for years HahaHaha

FTFY

[–]pivotal 7 points8 points ago

bomb explosion

[–]sperdojSquiggles 3 points4 points ago

Oh shit kid...we doin a shout thread?

STREET SWEEPER

DRAMA KING

[–]pivotal 2 points3 points ago

ambulance siren

[–]glowghost 0 points1 point ago

DON CANNON
DRAMATIC
GANGSTA GRILLLLLLLZ

[–]donggg 0 points1 point ago

POLOW DA DON!

[–]fuzzy_dunnlopMR THANKSGIVING -4 points-3 points ago

HAHA YOU TOOK A REPETITIVE RADIO SONG AND TOOK IT LITERALLY! LOL!

[–]branqon 1 point2 points ago

That's been khaled's thing for years though. WE THE BEST

[–]FartsMontgomeryIII[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Bitter? Hater.