When was the last time you took a solid shit?

alexacastro · 4 months

Peeing out your ass. A national pasttime!

syntax_killer · 4 months

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WonTonBurritoMeals · 4 months

I usually have one solid one first thing in the morning, that acts as a 'plug'. After that the flood unleashes and its liquid all day, usually 2-3 more times.

Taketotherails · 4 months

Fiber. Seriously dude, fiber. I have been swigging with the best of them for way too long and I shit solid.

Brentg7 · 4 months

Thought i was having a heart attack last thursday. In the emergency room they gave me a cat scan. They injected me with something. The next day i got a perfect S shape shit. When it came it felt huge, when i looked it wasn't, but it was solid. It was either the shot or the Ensure i started to.drink to.make up.for skipped meals.

RockabillyRich · 4 months

When was the last Olympics?

Senseitaco · 4 months

I was in Russia in the summer of '09, which was at the beginning of my heavy drinking career. On July 4th, the day I had the worst hangover of my life, we were on a cruise up the Volga and I swam a bit in the river. Starting shortly after and continuing after I got home, I could NOT shit solid. For a long time, I assumed I had gotten some kind of bug in Russia, quite possibly in the water on that Godawful day. It wasn't for a good year or so that I'd begin to realize my horrible shits were likely due to alcohol abuse.

giegs · 4 months

Taking one right now. The trick is an appropriate level of dehydration.

PLOP.

WhiskeyShits · 4 months

The burrito, pizza, and fast food diet that often accompanies being a CA isn't super conducive to healthy bowel business. I've been throwing a bunch of celery, carrots and broccoli into the mix, and that's helped considerably.

BusStation16 · 3 months

The have them in solid now?

goddamnferret · 4 months

Been sober-ish (no two nights in a row blackout) since the middle of December. I have yet to find the elusive "clean break", but my shit is now mostly solid, and there isn't as much blood after wiping. Go me!

TheBlackSpank · 4 months

Is this just the result of a lot of beer drinking? I'm strictly a liquor guy, and I have no real bowel issues.

barrettgpeck · 4 months

No poop problems for me... I must be doing something right

SlagginOff · 4 months

I've had the budweiser butt-geyser all day and I can tell you it sure isn't pleasant.

Had a solid shit sometime last week in between the last 2 benders. It was glorious; then of course I abused alcohol to celebrate.

knobdy · 4 months

Minimum of 3 years +. My ass hurts.

lattrommi · 4 months

2007? Fuck if I know

twoisnotenough · 4 months

Oh, the horrors... When I was on a really good bender, I just had liquid green shit that is impossible to wipe off. When I'm sober, it's like, two wipes, tops. On a bender, it's like two flushes minimum. Maybe I should start calculating TP into the cost of my boozing.

SeanMoore · 3 months

About an hour ago. I'm blessed.

MindfulDrugHoover · 3 months

I've slowed down a bit but still drinking almost every day in varying amounts (2 beers - a fifth or so). Still I manage to score a 3-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale syntax posted... this would have been unimaginable 6 months ago. I think it's because of changes in my diet to be honest... a big night just doesn't give me the shits anywhere remotely close to how it once did.

fairmaria368 · 3 months

Doing better since I switched to hard liquor instead of tons of beer.

mtrashy · 3 months

liquishits, worst shit ever working a psychical labor job

Lazook · 3 months

I actually had quite a few the past few months. However, I can't remember the last time I shat less then 4 times a day.

andthisone · 4 months

You'll stop shitting all together when you die.

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