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Reminder: Saydrah has not been water boarded yet. That is all. (self.circlejerk)

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[–]Saydrah 23 points24 points ago

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Hmmmmph, how would you know?

[–]siljak 9 points10 points ago

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Admiral! You are back! We thought you had ascended to heaven in some kind of Rapture kinda thingamajig, taken by the angels in recognition of your recent persecution.

Hmmm. Or perhaps you have?

Are you watching us from on high and can see our every move?

er.... If so, please disregard what I was doing between 3 o'clock and twenty past three this afternoon. I was just trying to get warm.

[–]Saydrah 10 points11 points ago

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I knew I saw you stop masturbating! Unacceptable. You must jerk continuously, in a circular fashion.

[–]AndroidHelp 12 points13 points ago

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You're fucking stupid. Nothing but a cunt. Hope you die. Also when you have your first born child, I will be sure to be right there to shake it until it's retarded.

[–]aeck 8 points9 points ago

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Woah. Too far man, too far.

[–]AndroidHelp 5 points6 points ago

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And?

[–]aeck 8 points9 points ago

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You used the r-word!!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Your fucking stupid.

FTFY

[–]siljak 9 points10 points ago

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Yikes!

Jeez, this is scarier than life under Ceiling Cat.

[–]Saydrah 9 points10 points ago

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Ceiling Saydrah is watching you not masturbate. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Altoid_Addict 8 points9 points ago

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Our arms tire occasionally. We must rest, so we can live to jerk another day.

[–]Saydrah 9 points10 points ago

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Hm. The Admiral recognizes your plight. Henceforth, when your arms tire, you may gently hump a pillow until you are refreshed.

[–]WhatCanSaydrahDo 10 points11 points ago

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  • Give masturbation tips.

[–]Altoid_Addict 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you, oh wise Admiral Saydrah!

[–]jiggle_billy 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck yourself with a broom handle, then jump off a bridge.

[–]trollercoaster -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, wasn't that fucking original?

[–]HolidayBlues 1 point2 points ago

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Jelena, you never answered my question in your AMA. :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I KNEW IT!

[–]weblypistol 8 points9 points ago

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Admiral! You are back!

FAP FAP FAP

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Admiral! You are back!

No no, the cat was supposed to go there. :(

[–]BoonTobias 6 points7 points ago

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I will pay $10,000 cash to see this

[–]moolcool 0 points1 point ago

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Olberman?

[–]quasiperiodic 2 points3 points ago

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UPBAORDS!

[–]memmy 2 points3 points ago

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Not yet.......

[–]Rhode 1 point2 points ago

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Unacceptable!

[–]dancer101 1 point2 points ago

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I am very dissapoint.

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