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I have broken through from the alternate universe, displaced my cylon counterpart and become CircleJerk Admiral! (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by Saydrah[M]

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I fully intend to sell your circle-jerking services to my alternate universe clients for megabucks. Invisible multi-dimensional handjobs are big business in other universes.

Also, I decree that all mentions of my name must include a .

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[–]willis77 35 points36 points ago

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ALL CREATURES ARE ALLOWED INTO NOAH'S UPBOAT

BUT NOT ASSOCIATED CONTENT.

::Hissssssss::

[–]ItsAllAboutSaydrah 33 points34 points ago

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There goes the neighborhood.....

[–]Saydrah[S] 18 points19 points ago

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You forgot the after your username!

[–]akinder 24 points25 points ago

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LOL fuck you, go fuck yourself spamming piece of shit.

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 21 points22 points ago

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And, now, in a dose of meta-irony, the reddit hivemind will invade circlejerk to downvote anything Saydrah into oblivion.

[–]aeck 11 points12 points ago

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the reddit hivemind will invade circlejerk to downvote anything Saydrah

I TRIED BUT I CAAAAAAANT

DAMN YOU, INVISIBLE DOWNBOAT!

[–]Saydrah[S] 19 points20 points ago

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That is a deliciously ironic point. And I'm not just circle-jerking you.

Also, nice CSS admiralty!

[–]radiohead_fan123BRAVE, SEXY AND POPULAR 7 points8 points ago

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Upboats: 22
Downboats: 16
Reports: 1

[–]ChokingVictim 12 points13 points ago

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It needs more reports

[–]CylonSaydrah 17 points18 points ago

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Today I learned that no matter how much blood, sweat and tears you put into something and how much good you do, the only reward you can expect is to be dehumanized and displaced.

[–]Saydrah[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Aw I'm sorry! If it helps, you can have a bagel.

[–]xenmate 8 points9 points ago

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Hey, am I in the 90% of shitheads that use reddit? (According to your own words).

Fuck this shit, I'm out of circlejerk. This place was fun :(

[–]Altoid_Addict 13 points14 points ago

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Circlejerking isn't about the money! It's about the community and the fapping! You're ruining that!

Also, how do you kitty?

[–]psykulorasiodhf uoehv oAWUEHV AOUEHDFVA EUHFV ADOUIFVH AUEDFHAVB DUV AUI 19 points20 points ago

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NEWFAGS CANT KITTY

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Saydrah[S] 10 points11 points ago

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TIL: What a "kitty corner" looks like.

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 8 points9 points ago

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NEWJERKS CANT KITTY

FTFY

[–]Altoid_Addict 4 points5 points ago

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TEST

[–]Altoid_Addict 4 points5 points ago

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WHEEEEEEEEE!

[–]IAreSeriousCat 4 points5 points ago

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Oh my freaking Christ how do you do the cat?

[–]Altoid_Addict 8 points9 points ago

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You just type

[–]IAreSeriousCat 8 points9 points ago

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Sob.

[–]Altoid_Addict 4 points5 points ago

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Ok, ok, I can't stand to see a cat cry. It's , remove the space.

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 5 points6 points ago

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RULE #1 OF CIRCLEJERK: DON'T TELL ANYONE HOW TO KITTY

RULE #2 OF CIRCLEJERK: FUCK RULES.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]domino_starsLITERALLY Schacht 22 points23 points ago

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So, between $1000000 and $50000000, how much did the SEOs pay you to make this post?

[–]Saydrah[S] 22 points23 points ago

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In my universe, instead of currency we trade freshly baked asiago cheese bagels. I won't say how many I received for this, but Dr. Atkins would shit his pants in terror.

[–]DivineJustice 6 points7 points ago

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bagel plz? :)

[–]klarth 37 points38 points ago

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Fuck off forever.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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There's always this one guy who doesn't believe!

[–]klarth 11 points12 points ago

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For off fuckever.

[–]Saydrah[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Ever off for fuck!

[–]klarth 6 points7 points ago

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Vor eff feckefur!

[–]Saydrah[S] 4 points5 points ago

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What's this about vore furries?

[–]ShyGuysOnStiltsThe Nazis gave the Jews flair, think about that Circlejerk 4 points5 points ago

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Did I hear furries?

[–]klarth 5 points6 points ago

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Touch fuzzy get dizzy.

[–]DouchebaggeryEngage 6 points7 points ago

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Horses are people too, ya know.

[–]Rhode 3 points4 points ago

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I was just starting to get to know the Cylon. Frankly, I thought it was going somewhere.

Doomed, I am, doomed to walk alone forever. :(

[–]rugbysuperstar 4 points5 points ago

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The next thing we know b34nz will show up and be declared king!

[–]winflint 7 points8 points ago

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Horse-face.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Fatastic

[–]siljak 7 points8 points ago* 

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Your presence is both welcome and opportune at this precise moment Admiral Saydrah , about time we had a pragmatist at the helm. To the high seas! Booty ahoy! Full steam ahead!

EDIT: Er.. when I say booty, I mean dosh, wonga and spondoolicks, not ass. ( I mean ass is all very well, but money is better.)

2nd EDIT: Er.. when I say ass, I mean sexual shenanigans, not donkeys. Obviously. ( I mean, donkeys are all very well, in a field somewhere eating thistles, but sexual shenanigans is better.)

[–]trolls 5 points6 points ago

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I once had shenanigans with some thistley donkey booty. It wongad me in the spondoolicks.

[–]ChokingVictim 1 point2 points ago

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What do you mean by shenanigans? The restaurant?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yay!

[–]ChokingVictim 2 points3 points ago

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I, for one,

[–]psykulorasiodhf uoehv oAWUEHV AOUEHDFVA EUHFV ADOUIFVH AUEDFHAVB DUV AUI 2 points3 points ago

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Hey I was just joking about that alternate universe thing. I love you. I love you so hard you have no idea.

[–]1338h4xpoop 0 points1 point ago

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lol wut

[–]SmartAssX[M] 0 points1 point ago

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This is lul tastic =.= also i dont know how to do the kitty face you used xD

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