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I just clicked on an reddit ad that took me to the /r/tothemoon reddit. Circlejerk needs an ad too! domino_stars will pay $1 toward the cost of the ad for each upvote this submission gets. (self.circlejerk)

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domino_stars is a rich mother fucker...upvote HARD.

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[–]Bit_4 46 points47 points ago

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I'll get one karma point for every upvote this comment gets.

[–]radiohead_fan123BRAVE, SEXY AND POPULAR 20 points21 points ago

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YOU SIR , YOU IN THE BLUE USERNAME: YOU ARE A GODDAM GENIOUS!

[–]Bit_4 14 points15 points ago

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No, you're a genius. Have an upvote! I insist.

[–]hueypriest[A] 21 points22 points ago

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Someone make an appropriately circlejerky 300x250 image for the ad and I'll see what I can do.

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 16 points17 points ago

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Here's my attempt.

[–]memmy 5 points6 points ago

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awesome dude, upboat coming your way.

[–]DivineJustice 1 point2 points ago

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This is very good.

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 1 point2 points ago

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THEN WHY WON'T THEY USE IT?

[–]77ScuMBag77 0 points1 point ago

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Who knows?

[–]radiohead_fan123BRAVE, SEXY AND POPULAR 4 points5 points ago

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I liek this one the bestest

[–]FakeHipster 7 points8 points ago

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A penisnarwhal blasting off deep into goatse with a background of stars?

A circle of hands all clasping one another with a background of stars and a caption that says "If we all lend a hand we can experience anything"

[–]FakeHipster 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck me, why did I just spend 10 minutes looking for

  1. A narwhal
  2. A space ship
  3. stars
  4. a big dick
  5. Goatse

BRB, making ads

[–]FakeHipster 4 points5 points ago

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NSFW GOATSE COCK EXPLOSIONS NSFW

http://imgur.com/CMrCA.jpg

I'm bad at photoshop. Do better jerkers.

[–]FakeHipster 15 points16 points ago

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hahaha you fuckers thought I was going to make something good. #2 as promised.

http://imgur.com/tI0cF.jpg

[–]montrealcalling 2 points3 points ago

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Why did I click? Why did I expect something that would be fit to print? Why did I disregard the NSFW?

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 7 points8 points ago

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Here's my second attempt

[–]funkyhunky3000 2 points3 points ago

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To the moon!

http://imgur.com/ST2Sk.jpg

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on it, chief.

[–]willis77 19 points20 points ago

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We need an ad like Reddit needs more Digg users.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I disagree, but I still upvoted you because I BELIEVE IN THIS SUBREDDIT!

[–]DinoPope 5 points6 points ago

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I can dig it.

[–]winflint 7 points8 points ago

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Yes I agree circlejerk does need a gigantic frontpage ad

[–]Fauster 2 points3 points ago

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Circlejerk already has nearly 4 million subscribers. Someone needs to start putting digg ads on the reddit front page.

[–]domino_starsLITERALLY Schacht 11 points12 points ago

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I already advertise on youjizz and porntube, what more do you want from me?

[–]bapppppppppp 3 points4 points ago

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A video of you jizzing on pornotube isn't that much to ask

[–]domino_starsLITERALLY Schacht 1 point2 points ago

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You ask too little.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Is this another attempt get nooka to be your internet girlfriend?

[–]Rhode 6 points7 points ago

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One dollar? That's it?!? Cheap fucking bastard....

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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One dollar for each upvote.

So far, domino_stars will be paying $5 towards that ad (5 upboats right now).

[–]DinoPope 7 points8 points ago

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78 upboats as of now. Needs more upboats. Upboats are the future.

[–]memmy 1 point2 points ago

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what ever floats your upboat.

[–]nopjunkie 6 points7 points ago

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i have to poop

[–]soupjavelinTebow 3:16 4 points5 points ago

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I hear he makes a bunch of money submitting links on Reddit

[–]dorke 7 points8 points ago

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i'll give one dollar

[–]uberjooz 6 points7 points ago

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bring /r/circlejerk to stardom!!

[–]ytknowsI ruin circlejerk 3 points4 points ago

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He's gonna be all

[–]memmy 1 point2 points ago

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if circlejerk gets an add I will add reddit back to my addblock exception list.

Proud 90 Percenter

[–]The_Bear_Jew 0 points1 point ago

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I Up voted!

[–]Be_Are 0 points1 point ago* 

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throw on your yachting shoes and hop on the upboat jirclecerks

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