Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. Reddit: What is the name of the fetish that means you're attracted to retards? (self.circlejerk)
submitted ago by zjbird
Upvote to stop congress. It's as easy as that. (self.circlejerk)
submitted ago by thesomedude777
Kind o[f] shy. Here's a picture of my colonoscopy. (self.circlejerk)
submitted ago by teh_spazz
Here is a quote from a cartoon proving there is no god (self.circlejerk)
submitted ago by dastrololol
TIL the shitty skin around a vagina is called a woman. (self.circlejerk)
submitted ago by Aldiron
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