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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Give yourself at least a month to be safe.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Here ya go!

Just quit now and if it is a month chances are you won't even need to use the method I posted in the link.

[–]duroo[S] 0 points1 point ago

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thank you that seems like some really good advice

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

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I am flabbergasted that there are still people in /r/trees,cannabis,weed,stoners,potheads who haven't seen this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am a bit as well.

[–]m0neybags 2 points3 points ago

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You can give yourself drug tests that you can buy at CVS. They use the same stuff at a lab. I used first check, passed it and the test. I had smoked ten days before the test, but that was just an isolated incident.

If you are can't pass the store tests, find a friend that has clean urine, and use theirs. You will have to use handwarmers to regulate the temperature around 90 degrees.

You'll pass though if you have at least 3 weeks. I would recommend doing extra cardio for three weeks. Drink lots of random detox teas and cranberry juice if it makes you feel better.

BTW I read 3000 pages of threads on Marijuana.com's forums and they address this 24/7/365. It's worth a look.

[–]sloppyj03 2 points3 points ago

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DON'T BUY A DRINK, YOU WILL WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!!

The reason I say so is because there is process with a HIGHER CHANCE than any drink and its CHEAPER. The guide is linked below.

If you quit now, then eat well, and exercise for 2-3 weeks (DO NOT exercise 3 days before test) you will be able to pass it with your own urine. If you want to be safe follow the dilution procedure, N2Pot is a certified tester and reliable source.

Good Luck, remember to be confident.

[–]ddrt 1 point2 points ago

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Is it a really high metabolism or is it a really fast metabolism?

[–]duroo[S] 0 points1 point ago

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well i dont really know, i never knew there was a difference

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

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I was wondering as well haha

[–]vacccine 1 point2 points ago

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if it's a hair test you will fail

[–]EricsOzone -1 points0 points ago

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unless he shaves his head!

[–]mount_earnest 0 points1 point ago

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if you don't have head hair they will use body hair and that has a lot longer detection

[–]EricsOzone 0 points1 point ago

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that's hardcore

[–]rabidm 0 points1 point ago

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Then I guess he's shaving full body

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Took me 2.5 months to clear out for a piss test. I've failed many before so I bought a bunch of at home tests and used them once a week to find out when I would pass. I didn't try to cheat the test (drink lots of water) and I always tested in the morning so I probably could have passed a couple weeks earlier if I did the "drink a lot of water right before the test" method. I'm a large guy so that has something to do with it but just we aware it can take longer than a month in some people.

[–]juiceboxrock 0 points1 point ago* 

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I've passed a urine test (after smoking consistantly [nearly daily] for a year+) after only 2 days. I did so with the aide of:

  1. A system clense/cranberry/some-type-of-bark drink thing (can't remember the brand name, sorry) from a local head shop,
  2. Drinking lots of water the day/night before (except for the three hours on either side of consuming the beverage mentioned above),
  3. Popping a B-Vitamin complex and some aspirin before leaving for the test facility the morning of (along with drinking more water).

Cannot guarantee results as there are too many factors (type of test, your body chemistry, etc.)... you should assess how badly you want this job and know that no method is 100% effective (though, if done right, can be 99.9%). If this is a job you'd "do anything for" (as the cliche goes), a month off won't be such a bad thing if you focus on your goal (and so you don't stress for a month as to whether or not you'll pass), though I'd still recommend doing some type of clense towards the tail end of the month just to be safe. However, it is entirely possible to pass a test on a few days notice if you choose not to abstain.

[–]mongaloid 0 points1 point ago

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For urine test- 6-8 weeks depending on your body fat percentage and level of use.

Juiceboxrock's suggestion of cleansing can help you beat them with a week (2 days seems too short for a lab tox screen, but would beat the one where you pee on a stick) using niacin. I'm off it at the moment to cut my levels before I purge with niacin after exams... You want something with a LOT of niacin, appraoching dangerous levels and you can remove nearly everything they could be looking for in your pee... Good Luck!

[–]Blazedinmanyways 0 points1 point ago

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one month for me. drink alot of water.

[–]mts261 -1 points0 points ago

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If you have a month before the test, stop smoking between now and then (I know... easier said than done) and you should be in the clear.

[–]Virtblue -1 points0 points ago* 

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[–]sn0re 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know about the Windows version, but the Linux version uses a really naive algorithm. It doesn't take into consideration how much you smoke, your weight, or anything like that. It just does 90% of yesterday's value plus 100 if you smoked today. You can do the same thing in Excel in just a few lines.

[–]mattOmynameO -2 points-1 points ago

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i used to get drug tested by my parents, and it's really not difficult to burn away all the shit a few days before the test. give it a week to be safe, and workout lots and drink lots (of water) and you'll be A ok. maybe a little more if you've literally been smoking daily since 18, like a few more days, but if you've got a fast/high metabolism and workout it'll be a piece of cake.