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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

I'd like a First Printing of Ulysses, with an inscription by Joyce telling me what the fuck is going on.

[–]Grick 12 points13 points ago

A signed copy of The Iliad.

[–]vaguelyreptilian 2 points3 points ago*

That's kind of an interesting contradiction; it's like asking for a CD signed by beethoven. The Iliad wasn't a written text during Homer's time (if, indeed, Homer was a single dude who actually existed) and I don't think that scholars think that he was literate. So not only would he have no idea what he was looking at if you showed him a book, (and some sources say he was blind, because of a pun on his name) but he may well not have known how to write his own name. But yeah, that would be awesome. And, come to think of it, so would a CD signed by beethoven.

(edit: I accidentally a whole clause.)

[–]qmyers25American Gods by Neil Gaiman 0 points1 point ago

That would be excellent.

[–]intangible-tangerineConfessions of an English Opium eater - Thomas De Quincy 9 points10 points ago

The British Library has records of only two copies of the first printing of the first edition of Shakespeare's first folio being in existence. I'd love me one of those.

[–]theWelshladysbedHistory Jerusalem - A History 21% 1 point2 points ago

I adore the First Folio so much I had a bit of it tatooed on my arm.

[–]supahamirThe Gunslinger 7 points8 points ago

The first bound copy (in Italian) of The Divine Comedy signed by Dante.

[–]Belial4 7 points8 points ago

One of the 200 copies of "Leaves of Grass" printed my Whitman himself.

[–]Captain_BiostatsMockingjay & Maus 5 points6 points ago

I'd like The Silmarillion signed by Tolkien. But instead of signing his name, he'd sign it with the rest of the stories.

[–]Wiles89 2 points3 points ago

I'd be very suspicious of any signed copy of The Silmarillion.

[–]hep123 24 points25 points ago

The Bible (signed by God)

[–]intangible-tangerineConfessions of an English Opium eater - Thomas De Quincy 8 points9 points ago

He's more the main character than the author though surely? Other than the ten commandments and certain ad-libbed cameo appearances I'm hard pressed to think of bits what he wrote.

[–]marshull -3 points-2 points ago

Was about to say the same thing.

[–]ACamelsDragonIQ84 - Haruki Murakami 4 points5 points ago

1984, first edition.

[–]MMeursault 0 points1 point ago

Not signed, but still: Nineteen Eighty-Four, first edition

[–]blenGeck 0 points1 point ago

This is my second choice.

[–]birdsenjoyghost 5 points6 points ago

I would chose a book about movie marketing written by myself...A girl can dream right?

[–]omaca 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite post on this thread. Just thought I would tell you that.

[–]tttt0tttt 5 points6 points ago

Gutenberg Bible, signed by Gutenberg.

[–]MAC_TRUCK_HITS_BABYSophie's World - Jostein Gaarder 0 points1 point ago

unlimited money.

[–]MarvellousG 7 points8 points ago

Kerouac's actual scroll from On The Road would be okay.

[–]qmyers25American Gods by Neil Gaiman 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god yes. All 120 feet.

[–]Arkaic 3 points4 points ago

I want a 1st edition, autographed copy of Infinite Jest, complete with hand-written annotations and commentary by David Foster Wallace on every page. I don't care if there's already hundreds of pages of endnotes, it's my dream book dammit!

[–]exNihlio 4 points5 points ago

The original scrolls that The Art of War was written on. Failing that, a signed copy of Zap Brannigans Big Book of War.

[–]alphenos 1 point2 points ago

War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells

[–]Paper_Mario 0 points1 point ago

I would love to have a copy of Dune signed by Frank Herbert.

[–]english_nerd 1 point2 points ago

First edition of Sylvia Plath's The Bell Jar under her pseudonym.

[–]boringlesbian 2 points3 points ago

The Tale of the Genjii by Murasaki Shikibu

[–]Mack513Mother Night 2 points3 points ago

Infinite Jest by DFW.

[–]fosterwallacejr 1 point2 points ago

I had my copy with me at school one day and a professor says "Infinite Jest, that sure isnt light reading. I went to school with him, I have a signed first edition" and he walked off.

[–]Mack513Mother Night 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Simply wow.

[–]omaca -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like a wanker to me. What does his possession of a first edition have to do with the difficulty of the work itself, other than allow him to name drop?

[–]qmyers25American Gods by Neil Gaiman 2 points3 points ago

The Sun Also Rises, first edition, signed by Hemingway with Gertrude Stein's pen.

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[–]GREAT_VAGINA_OF_DOOMFear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1 point2 points ago

Don't let anyone know you have a copy though, the firemen may come.

[–]blenGeck 2 points3 points ago

Here's an obtainable one: Cat's Cradle or anything Vonnegut really.

[–]aitiafo 0 points1 point ago

To Kill A Mockingbird.

[–]kasutori_JackTo Serve Man -1 points0 points ago

So, a signed copy of Robert Frank's photo book 'The Americans' goes for $12,000 (at least) according to google.

What I want though, is a signed version that includes the signature of this dude who wrote the introduction. A game named Kerouac.

[–]Sven2774Wind Up Bird Chronicle -1 points0 points ago

Entire Discworld collection, signed by Pratchett. Alternatively, the Voynich Manuscript and the... damn what was it called.... It's the modern encyclopedia of another world written by an artist. It's expensive but I can never remember the name.

[–]winkyburgerBlood Meridian 1 point2 points ago

A first-edition copy of The Grasshopper Lies Heavy.

[–]dr_strangelove42Miss Lonelyhearts 1 point2 points ago

Gravity's Rainbow or V.

One because Pynchon is my favorite author. And they're probably more rare than say a signed Faulkner or Hemingway.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

There's your signed Gravity's Rainbow.

And there's your photo of Pynchon's hand, dated 1965.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What is the back story for that photo?

Edit: Never mind, I found the article.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Signed Pynchon would be my choice too. Outrageously rare stuff though; the signed copy of GR on abebooks.com is the only one I have found actually on sale somewhere.

[–]drunkenmonkey22The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy 1 point2 points ago

if i'm allowed sell it, then the book of kells, or something similar where you could sell it for a few million dollars... otherwise something from before paper/parchment was used, just because of how unique it would be. Otherwise I would like a first edition of Candide by Voltaire, signed by the author. Or some of Plato's early work, signed by Plato, though i don't know if they count as a book...

[–]omaca 0 points1 point ago

The Book of Kells is worth a bit more than "a few million dollars."

[–]Adajeanne 0 points1 point ago

A first-edition of Erasmus's Colloquia, signed of course.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

On the Nature of Things, the original manuscript.

[–]fosterwallacejr 0 points1 point ago

First edition "Gargantua and Panatgruel" Gustave Dore illsutrations, signed by Dore, dkno if Rabelais was alive at that time but if so signed by both

[–]Superguy2876 0 points1 point ago

First bound copy of The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy and all sequels signed by Douglas Adams. Or compete discworld by terry pratchett.

[–]butterfly_wingsHex in the City:Simon R Green:1st read:7/10 0 points1 point ago

First edition of Matilda by Roald Dahl signed by the man himself. It was the first book I read all the way through by myself and one I have read many times since.

[–]teaandvioletsCaesar's Women 0 points1 point ago

Caesar's Commentaries original manuscript. That would rock my world.

[–]arcade_13Science Fiction 0 points1 point ago

Silmarillion signed by Tolkien with an introduction by his son. :)

[–]imbeingkidnapped 1 point2 points ago

An original edition of Slaughterhouse-Five signed by Vonnegut.

[–]Sleep45 0 points1 point ago

Calvin and Hobbes signed by Stephen Hawking.

[–]ThesunsetreindeerThe Fault in our Stars 1 point2 points ago

i would love a signed, first edition copy of the catcher in the rye by j.d. salinger. that would just make my heart explode

[–]blackthirteen 1 point2 points ago

I would love a first edition of The Gunslinger signed by Stephen King.

[–]hambones 0 points1 point ago

I have a signed first edition of Hitch 22, so I'm good.

[–]therealmoldyvortThe God of Small Things 1 point2 points ago

I was going to post this as my dream book. You lucky bastard. . .(in the most affectionate way possible)

[–]hambones 0 points1 point ago

I want to tell you ... I happened on this copy by surprise at a Border's store in Chicago. When I first had it in my hands I could not believe it was for sale and that it was the same price as all the other copies on the shelf. I was informed that indeed Hitchens had been in the building the day before and signed it. I still found it hard to believe that it was available to me even when I took it to the cashier as I was sure I would meet with some snag that the clerk didn't know about. But I have it indeed and a treasure to me it most certainly is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The Beautiful and Damned, 1st edition - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Interview With A Vampire, 1st edition - Anne Rice

[–]scribbling_desMiss Lonelyhearts 0 points1 point ago

I all ready have a signed leather bound copy of Slaughterhouse-five so I would have to say signed first edition or leather bound The Sound and the Fury

[–]Queen_of_SwordsDragonsinger 0 points1 point ago

Easy. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, leather bound and signed and personalized.

[–]MAC_TRUCK_HITS_BABYSophie's World - Jostein Gaarder 0 points1 point ago

Without a stipulation that I cannot sell it: Signed copy of the Illiad.

With the stipulation that I cannot sell it: Signed copy of The Illiad.

[–]DarrelSirensClassics 0 points1 point ago

A copy of East of Eden with a personal message written by Steinbeck himself.

[–]TrappedInATardisGodel, Escher, Bach pg 70 0 points1 point ago

First edition of Newton's Principia

[–]historianessName of the Rose 1 point2 points ago

A copy of Coraline, any edition, signed by the author after a long conversation about books over tea.

[–]DENVER0501 0 points1 point ago

Would the original handwritten version of The Apocrapha by John the Apostle qualify? If so, what bank is big enough to handle the money when I sell it?

[–]slash3rJohn Steinbeck - Grapes of Wrath 0 points1 point ago

For fiction, Crime and Punishment, the russian first edition, signed by Dostoyevsky. I would learn the language just for it. For non-fiction, sign me in for The Origin of Species, that book's legacy has saved more lives than religion has wasted.

[–]isaiditsarcasticallyLegends of the Fall 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't Crime and Punishment released as a periodical first? Would you want the first edition of each chapter signed individually?

[–]slash3rJohn Steinbeck - Grapes of Wrath 1 point2 points ago

I know, that would be Dostoyevsky's punishment.