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[–]fuzzybunn 32 points33 points ago

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The cellar!

- Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

[–]gilesdudgeon 15 points16 points ago

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Of course!

[–]GreenRyan 20 points21 points ago

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"Chewie sat watching him, apparently very interested, while Leia napped in the bedroom."

Shadows of the Empire - Steve Perry

[–]xgp15a-ii 8 points9 points ago

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That sentence is so absurd. The author should've added "apparently very tired" to the end to really magnify the effect.

[–]NyQuil_Driver 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jasonlotito 16 points17 points ago

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"There we are." - Linux Server Hacks, Rob Flickenger

[–]grettir_net 47 points48 points ago

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64,900 ISK EKTORP couch -Fabric: 100% cotton. Now in flat packaging.

The IKEA catalog 2011 by Svenska Forsaljnings AB

[–]jkahrs595 1 point2 points ago

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EKTORP sofa $399 Comes in a flat package. 100% cotton removable, washable cover. Imported. Requires assembly.

Hmm, interesting that it was the same product in the different country's catalog (US here). Also interesting that your couch is about $50 cheaper than mine! WTF.

[–]danielsmw 16 points17 points ago

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It is an easy matter to generalize the delta function to three dimensions:

δ3(r) = δ(x)δ(y)δ(z).

  • Introduction to Electrodynamics, Third Edition (Griffiths)

[–]SquareWheel 1 point2 points ago

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That's one crazy emoticon.

[–]nickiter 1 point2 points ago

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I find it amusing when physics textbooks describe things as "easy."

[–]StochasticOozeC.S. Lewis' Space Trilogy 15 points16 points ago

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"Oh, I know what some of you are thinking."

from Dave Barry Is From Mars and Venus

...yeah, that was pretty boring. Let's try the second-closest book.

"But before she could thank him for the visit, he placed his hat over his heart, tremulous and dignified, and the abscess that had sustained his life finally burst."

from Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Ah, much better.

[–]Noexit 13 points14 points ago

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"In this sense, time is another dimension." - The Elegant Universe, Brian Greene

[–]ohwelp 4 points5 points ago

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What a great line to result from these instructions.

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[–]hisgravenimage 28 points29 points ago

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"Don't be afraid. The are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning."

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

[–]industrial_otter 2 points3 points ago

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Whoa. My closest book is The Picture of Dorian Gray too. However, my page 50 is different: "One afternoon, a month later, Dorian Gray was reclining in a luxurious arm-chair, in the little library of Lord Henry's house in Mayfair.

[–]zsoltika 12 points13 points ago

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If there is no expr, the exit status is zero.

Aho, Kernighan, Weinberger: The AWK Programming Language.

[–]XoYo 12 points13 points ago

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That works as a Zen koan as well.

[–]haesuse 10 points11 points ago* 

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Arthur agreed this was very sad. He did this with a small feeble gesture, because he was too asphyxiated to speak.

Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[–]GodLike1001Thus Spake Zarathustra 51 points52 points ago

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"Racial prejudice is a terrible thing, Yossarian. It really is. It's a terrible thing to treat a decent, loyal Indian like a nigger, kike, wop or spic."

(Chief White Halfoat to Yossarian...btw, I know its not one sentence, I dont care)

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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"There was nobody else he knew who was as big a coward."

Catch-22 was also my closest. Different issue I suppose.

[–]lostinspac3 11 points12 points ago

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"Suddenly the time for advanced warning was over. The facts were out; it was now a question of who would believe them."

World War Z by Max Brooks

I know I am a little late to the party with this book, but damn is it a fun read.

[–]womanbearpig 1 point2 points ago

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Great audiobook too! I'm listening to it now.

[–]SickBoy88 21 points22 points ago

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-Fuck off back tae yir ain country.

Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh.

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[–]Offish 5 points6 points ago

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You keep your books alphabetized by author, don't you?

[–]JenniferJ323Vermeer's Hat 2 points3 points ago

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There's no shame in that! Sorting them by genre and then author would be a bit extreme.

[–]flibberdygibbet 2 points3 points ago

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I sort mine into fiction and nonfiction (then of course by subject in nonfiction), then alphabetically. Makes finding them much easier.

[–]burntsac 2 points3 points ago

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I worked at Barnes & Noble for about six years, so I got into the habit of sorting my books. As such, I have them divided into fiction, history, biography, reference, music, foreign languages, art, etc. Sure, some sections only have one or two books, but they are there.

/not ashamed

[–]flibberdygibbet 1 point2 points ago

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High-five! I worked in a library for a few months, and if I could easily employ the dewy decimal system on my bookshelf, I would. But rather than going that far, I just sort them and then read.

[–]bumbletowne 1 point2 points ago

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Flatland was actually closer but It's in mini form so there isn't 50 pages.

[–]uhclemDhalgren 8 points9 points ago

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"Coming to the place where the door stood, he endeavoured, but in vain, to get in, and cast his eyes all around, without uttering one syllable: but, after he had spent some time in this kind of examination, he enquired of his housekeeper whereabouts he might find his library"

Don Quixote, Miguel de Cervantes

[–]frank62609 18 points19 points ago

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"Now, when I raise my hand," said Dean, "we'll stop talking, we'll both understand purely and without any hassle that we are simply stopping talking, and we'll just sleep"

Jack Kerouac "On the Road"

[–]ReanLuThe Marriage Plot 1 point2 points ago

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On the Road was not technically closest, but within arms reach, so here is the first full sentence on my page 50:

"I told them I was thinking they were very amazing maniacs and that I had spent the whole night listening to them like a man watching the mechanism of a watch that reached clear to the top of Berthoud Pass and yet was made with the smallest works of the most delicate watch in the world."

[–]micah1_8One Horse Open Slay 8 points9 points ago

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"How can you presume to do such deeds?" the monk asked suddenly, pointing solemnly and significantly at Lise. He was referring to her "healing."

--The Brothers Karamazov by Fyoder Dostoevsky 0078214181

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I can't wait to read this. Did you like it? Do you have any other recommendations for classic literature reading?

[–]replicasex 1 point2 points ago

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If you liked Dostoyevsky, try Notes from Underground -- a great little novel.

[–]RoflPost 1 point2 points ago

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"But I have been lying, lying positively my whole life long, ever day and hour of it."

This is page 50 in my copy. I have the Barnes & Noble Classics version. So far, this is one hell of a book and I am only 80 pages in.

I was worried it would be one of those classics that sucks, like most of what Dickens wrote, but it is quite enjoyable and thought provoking.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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trolls had just decided to roast the dwarves now and eat them later - that was Bert's idea, and after a lot of argument they had agreed to it.

The Hobbit - J.R.R Tolkien

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't read any Tolkien in years. Maybe that's what's wrong with me lately.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Most life crises can be accredited to a lack of Tolkien.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Vitamin T

[–]Aksalon 6 points7 points ago

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"Interestingly, Hirsh-Pasek and Golinkoff report (p. 308) that the infants exhibited a statistically significant preference for the screen that depicted the woman kissing the keys."

Syntactic Development, William O'Grady.

[–]mr_root 6 points7 points ago

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It's a blank page.....

Go for Beginners by Kaoru Iwamoto

[–]Resistcircles 6 points7 points ago

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Arthur agreed this was very sad.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

[–]mscottmoore 21 points22 points ago

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"Am I wrong?" I tried to ignore him. "I didn't think so," he murmured smugly.

Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

I know I'm getting downvoted like crazy, but you did say closest, and my garbage can is closer to my desk than my book shelf.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't bother throwing it away. Just burn it and be done.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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He murmured smugly.

[–]colsy 4 points5 points ago

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My words might have finally reached her, taken their time to be understood, and obliterated whatever energy it was that had kept her talking so long.

Norwegian Wood -Haruki Murakami

[–]tfortunato 5 points6 points ago

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The time required for an active transistor to remove the base minority charge, Qb, is given by

ta = Qb/Ibr = tau(b)*Ic/Ibr = 0.2nS

this is approximately 100 times shorter than the time for removing the base saturation charge!

Analog Integrated Circuit Design by Johns + Martin

I don't know why, but I love the exclamation point at the end. They just seem so pumped about electronics.

[–]dementiaxiii 6 points7 points ago

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"When he caught sight of Lord Henry, a faint blush coloured his cheeks for a moment, and he started up."
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde... From my Complete Works of Oscar Wilde.

[–]fakaff 5 points6 points ago* 

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"I will refuse him," Ned said as he turned back to her.

George R.R Martin: A Game of Thrones.

[–]BobAlmightyA Dance with Dragons 1 point2 points ago* 

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edit: spoilerfied

spoiler

[–]packetinspectorFinnegans Wake 5 points6 points ago

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Disliken as he was to druriodrama, her wife Langley, the prophet, and the decentest dozendest short of a frusker whoever stuck his spickle through his spoke, disappeared, (in which toodooing he has taken all the French leaves unveilable out of Calomnequiller's Pravities) from the sourface of this earth, that austral plain he had transmaried himself to, so entirely spoorlessly (the mother of the book with a dustwhisk tabularasing his obliteration done upon her involucrum) as to tickle the speculative to all but opine (since the Levey who might have been Langley may have really been a redivivus of paganinism or a volunteer Vousden) that the hobo (who possessed a large amount of the humoresque) had transtuled his funster's latitat to its finsterest interrimost.

Finnegans Wake, James Joyce

(Got it down from the bookshelf yesterday to post a quote to another forum.)

[–]rob79 9 points10 points ago

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"He had just been elected president, and it was necessary that he speak."

Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegut

I've been reading this book for 15 years, it's falling apart. I finish it (only takes 3-4 hours to read), leave it alone for a couple of months, and then read it again. I miss you Mr. Vonnegut :(

[–]woodandiron 3 points4 points ago

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Pete was late.

The Cold Six-Thousand by James Ellroy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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One of the longest sentences in the book ;)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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"The man was pulling him back through a door."

Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

[–]dulcetone 3 points4 points ago

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"I was always the outsider, though, the uninvited guest."

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami

[–]spikey666The Stand 3 points4 points ago

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Of Herbert West, who was my friend in college and in after life, I can speak only with extreme terror.

The opening line of Herbert West- Reanimator. From the collection- The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories. By H.P. Lovecraft.

[–]SolomonKullRay Cummings - Brigands of the Moon 4 points5 points ago

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"This is one way of moving an object left or right along the screen."

Mastering Your Timex Sinclair 1000/1500 Personal Computer, 1983

[–]hashi_lebwohl 5 points6 points ago

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"This page left intentionally blank" Python Phrasebook, Brad Dayley

[–]lacouronnefr 2 points3 points ago

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"I agree. You want me. I'm expensive. So pay up or go without." Killer Butterfly...James R. Vance

[–]xgp15a-ii 2 points3 points ago

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"I wish, then, to make a hypothesis before telling you what will happen about the inscribing of it in the circle, whether that be possible or not." --Signet Classics, Great Dialogues of Plato

[–]talashiraPope Joan: A Novel 3 points4 points ago

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He got up again and began moving -- turning, stooping, swinging around, not quite dancing, but almost.

Tamsin - Peter S. Beagle

[–]Corund 3 points4 points ago

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"The twenty-first century has been a time of terror, and it is easy to imagine that in this it is different from the one that has just ended." Black Mass, Apocalyptic Religion and the Death of Utopia by John Gray

[–]sadeness 3 points4 points ago

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The form of the wave equation of a physical system is determined by its Hamiltonian, which is therefore of fundamental significance in the whole mathematical formalism of quantum mechanics.

Landau and Lifshitz - Course of Theoretical Physics, Vol. 3 - Quantum Mechanics - Non relativistic Theory

[–]irrelevancy 4 points5 points ago* 

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The aged Inachus plucked some grasses, and held them out to her. She licked his hand, kissing her father's palms, and could not restrain her tears.

Two sentences because it makes it much more interesting.

The Metamorphoses by Ovid

[–]the_mgt 2 points3 points ago

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She had been spiteful, if you please, at the age of one, when she used to throw her toys out of her crib so that her poor mother should keep picking them up, the villainous infant!
Lolita, Nabokov

[–]TopRamen713The Oxford Companion to Beer 4 points5 points ago

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I'm afraid I was rather harsh with Locke.

Shadow of the Hegemon- OSC

(For the future, I think it would be more fun if we didn't id the title/author, and others tried to guess)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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that would have been fun..but extremely hard

[–]pragmatickAssassin's Quest 2 points3 points ago

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We'll get back to laughing at quacks in a minute, but right now you are learning about one of the most important ideas of modern intellectual history.

Bad science by Ben Goldacre

[–]anisland 2 points3 points ago

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He enjoys hanging out on sexual organs and swimming in "sexual fluids."

no joke.

EDIT (forgot the title/author): Clinical Microbiology Made Ridiculously Simple by Mark Gladwin, M.D. and Bill Trattler, M.D.

[–]notdeadzombie 2 points3 points ago

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"Blomkvist is a public person with few secrets and not much to hide." Stieg Larsson, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

[–]sub_o 1 point2 points ago* 

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I just watched both The Dragon Tattoo and Played With Fire

They are really good movies, now I am looking forward to read the books

[–]rook24v 3 points4 points ago

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Now when a country dandy like this takes it into his head to make a distinguished reputation, and joins the great whale-fishery, you should see the comical things he does upon reaching the seaport.

-Herman Melville, Moby Dick

(reading it for the first time, loving it so far)

[–]z0id 5 points6 points ago

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Puis elle se sauve, noir sure le pavé rose, et disparaît dans une lézarde du mur.

Jean-Paul Sartre, La Nausée

[–]MidnightRider77 4 points5 points ago

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"For you I would throw over anybody, Duchess," said Lord Henry with a bow.

The picture of Dorian Gray- Oscar Wilde (Franklin Mystery Edition)

[–]mobzoe 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite book of all time. Thank you.

[–]P-Nuts 2 points3 points ago

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"Deep-seated quantum-mechanical considerations, indeed, show that a stationary-state distribution must be symmetric relative to any plane through its center of mass." Nuclear Physics, Alex E. S. Green (1955).

[–]a_dag 2 points3 points ago

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Captain Sol raised his fist skyward, a ham at heart.

Fragment by Warren Fahy

[–]aganice 2 points3 points ago* 

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I struggled, I tell you, to make myself feel like none of what had happened meant anything to me, but Rosendo's turning tail, that stranger's insufferable bullying - it wouldn't let me alone.

  • Borges' Collected Fictions

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago* 

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In no way were they free.

PKD The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Breichbras was mistaken for the French words Brief-bras, and a very romantic story was concocted to explain how Caradoc acquired a short arm."

Arthurian Tradition and Chrétien de Troyes, by Roger Sherman Loomis

[–]kulgan 2 points3 points ago* 

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Lisa frowned.

Book - Wastelands: Stories of the Apocalypse Story - The People of Sand and Slag Author - Paulo Bacigalupi

[–]nycdkEast of Eden 1 point2 points ago

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Such...beauty....

[–]reddetter 2 points3 points ago

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She arranged to meet a man at two o'clock on a weekday afternoon at > a hotel, in the southwest corner of its parking lot.

Superfreakonomics by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner

[–]Kalima 2 points3 points ago

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"What then remains to be valued?"

Essential Marcus Aurelius

by...Marcus Aurelius

[–]pastr 2 points3 points ago

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And she would not believe the things I tell her, and I would show her the number on my arm, and then she would believe.

Primo Levi - If this is a man. - The Truce

[–]mancheese 2 points3 points ago

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"In Dwayne's part of the planet, anybody who wanted one could get one down at his local hardware store."

(referring to a gun)

-Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

[–]BlackestNight21 2 points3 points ago

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The secret door that Ser Osmund had spoken of gaped open behind the ashes, no bigger than an oven. A man would need to crawl. But Tyrion is only half a man.

A Feast For Crows, George R.R. Martin

[–]MrLeo 2 points3 points ago

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"Describing the characteristics of places, objects, and time, using ~は~が"

なかま 2, Japanese textbook.

[–]A_BIG_SCARY_EMU 2 points3 points ago

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"I want to have slaves, do you hear, Severin?"

Venus in Furs by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

[–]nickiter 2 points3 points ago* 

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"Suddenly the time for advanced warning was over."

  • World War Z, Max Brooks

Edit: Now that I've read that sentence out of context, I'm troubled by the grammar and word choice errors...

[–]CayennePowderGödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid 2 points3 points ago

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Some people are too lazy to write whole novels, and so they devote their time to short fiction or books of lists.

John Hodgman: The Areas of my Expertise

[–]stitch87 2 points3 points ago* 

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At the moment I'm having a bit of trouble translating what is on page 50. Here and here are some quick pictures I took of the page.

The Red Book - Carl Jung

EDIT - Ok, since I have nothing else to be doing at the moment I managed to work out my translation of the text (which was shocking) and then find a professional's translation (which is definitely not shocking).

Christmas has come. The God is in the egg.

I have prepared for my God, an expensive red rug from the land of morning.

He shall be surrounded by the shimmer of magnificence of his Eastern land.

I am the mother, the simple maiden, who gave birth and did not know how.

I am the careful father, who protected the maiden.

I am the shepherd, who received the message as he guarded his herd at night on the dark fields.

I know it's more that one sentence but the book is so magnificent and epic that I felt the entire page's translation should be offered.

The sad thing is that I've come too late to this thread and so almost nobody will see this.

[–]replicasex 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like a very beautiful book to display but I'm wary of reading more of Jung. He's a bit of a kook.

[–]EdtheHammer 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't seem to me that earth can hold a dream like that!

-the best of H. P. Lovecraft:Bloodcurdling tales of horror and the macabre

[–]DevoidarexThus Spake Zarathustra 2 points3 points ago

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"I'm really starving, though," the gunslinger said with perfect truthfulness. - The Drawing of the Three - The Dark Tower II, Stephen King

[–]archer13 2 points3 points ago

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"You respond to a call from the family of a 45 year old man who has lung cancer and is turning blue ans gasping for breath."

From "EMT- Prehospital Care" by Mark C. Henry & Edward R. Stapleton.

[–]KR4T0S 2 points3 points ago

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For a moment the wizard stood looking at the fire; then he stooped and removed the ring to the hearth with the tongs, and at once picked it up. Frodo gasped. - Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring(I hate lending this book to people glad I finally got it back)

[–]NobodyKnowsImaDogFantasy 10 points11 points ago

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This Phone Book in whole or in part, may not be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system of any kind or transmitted in any form or by means whether electronic, mechanical, photocopying, microfilming or otherwise.

[–]bumbletowne 5 points6 points ago

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Who the hell still keeps their phone books?

[–]gilesdudgeon 5 points6 points ago

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This is on page 50?

[–]NobodyKnowsImaDogFantasy 2 points3 points ago

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Yes

[–]jay_vee 4 points5 points ago* 

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'I'm taking Fleur on a Thestral,' said Bill 'She's not that fond of brooms.'

I don't think I need to identify this. I can't even remember why I have this book out on my kitchen worktop. There was some quote I was digging for to mention on reddit.

[–]Darbus 1 point2 points ago

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Ambiguities in the order of fragments remain on chromosomes XI (involving 4 SfiI fragments) and XV (involving 3 SfiI fragments)....Guide to Yeast Genetics and Molecular Biology (1991).

[–]juicyred 1 point2 points ago

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In the week leading up to the holidays, after the Bernsteins gave her her last payment for the month in advance and then left for the States to spend time with their relatives, she built up her courage and decided that she would buy a piece. (Soucouyant by David Chariandy)

[–]only2thumbs 1 point2 points ago

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"The only religion that ought to be taught is the religion of fearlessness."

-Bouquet of Thoughts, Swami Vivekananda

[–]ehsteve23 1 point2 points ago

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We have to stand for a few minutes in the doorway of the train while the cameras gobble up our images, then we're allowed inside and the doors close mercifully behind us.

Suzanne Collins - The Hunger Games
I'm re-reading the first 2 before i read Mockingjay.

[–]Mitth_raw_nuruodo 1 point2 points ago

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"A coarse mind such as yours would be irretrievably damaged if it tried to encompass the subtleties of the endorcism."

-[The Time Traveler] Magic, Isaac Asimov

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And I will give this people favor in the sight of the Egyptians; and it shall be, when you go, that you shall not go empty-handed, but every woman shall ask of her neighbor, namely, of her who dwells near her house, articles of silver, articles of gold, and clothing; and you shall put them on your sons and on your daughters. So you shall plunder the Egyptians.

[–]b33j0r 1 point2 points ago

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At 10 GHz, for example, the wavelength is \lambda = 3 cm in air but only on the order of 1 cm in a semiconductor material.

Ulaby et. al., Fundamentals of Applied Electromagnetics

Which I'm supposed to be reading, but I'm on reddit instead.

[–]bclainhart 1 point2 points ago

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"The next morning he was up at seven and did four hundred crunches." - The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen

[–]thepizzlefry 1 point2 points ago

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"Was she really a work of art or was she just a hodgepodge of bronze and cement thrown together by some confused soul working hard to appear tortured?"

[–]fr0zenyepthatone 1 point2 points ago

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"At first the trails of bubbles were random -- like an artist's preliminary brushstrokes -- but then they became more structured and deliberate, Sleek's head jerking animatedly as if the creature was in the throws of electrocution." Chasm City by Alastair Reynolds

[–]sondie9 1 point2 points ago

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"The role of statutory law in legal research is often underemphasized, perhaps due to the focus on appellate decisions in American legal education, and on cases in the popular conception of the lawyer's work."

Principles of Legal Research - Kent C. Olson

[–]rttrdm 1 point2 points ago

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After a week in our new home a black-and-white Welcome Wagon pulled up in front of the house to help the newcomers settle into the neighborhood.

Paul Beatty - The White Boy Shuffle

[–]a_cup_of_juice 1 point2 points ago

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The question is then whether technical progress actually "gets anywhere" in the sense of increasing the delight and happiness of life.

Alan Watts, The Book: On The Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are

[–]terevos2 1 point2 points ago

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Thomas took this distinction of essence and existence and raised it to a metaphysical status.

Reasons for Faith by K. Scott Oliphint

[–]ajehals 1 point2 points ago

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(4) A Qualification shall be regarded as material unless the auditors state in their report that the matter giving rise to the qualification are not material or the purpose of determining (by reference to the company's balance sheet)whether at the balance sheet date the amount of the company's net assets was not less than the aggregate of its called up share capital in usdistributable reserves.

Butterworths Company Law Handbook...

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So 140° and -580° are coterminal.

Mark Dugopolski/Trigonometry

[–]Redorb 1 point2 points ago

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"Jonah enters, and would lock the door, but the lock contains no key."

Moby Dick by Herman Melville

[–]tripping 1 point2 points ago

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"Today, although these names are still bywords for evil, they don't necessarily provoke the same degree of visceral loathing; imagine, for a modern-day comparison, sardonic squibs about the frustrated teenage dreams of the 9/11 attackers."

Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (Biography)

By Tim Footman

[–]DamiettaThe Well of Ascension 1 point2 points ago

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"The tiles themselves looked almost indestructible, being composed of an iron-hard slate that had defied the passage of time." The Alchemaster's Apprentice, by Walter Moers

[–]FoffT 1 point2 points ago

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Will it ultimately reach the clear surface of my consciousness, this memory, this old, dead moment which the magnetism of an identical moment has traveled so far to importune, to disturb, to raise up out of the very depths of my being?

Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past (or In Search of Lost Time)

[–]avolc 1 point2 points ago* 

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Jonesy almost shot the guy when he came out of the woods.

Dreamcatcher by Stephen King. (It's the first sentence from page 51; page 50 is an intentionally blank page.)

[–]Aratsu 1 point2 points ago

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"Tangents to bluffs and hills are frequently good for bearings, but as with their use in ranges, the lines must be drawn carefully by matching charted elevation contours with what was actually sighted (see fig. 6-9)"

Inland and Coastal Navigation by David Burch

[–]Leftie247 1 point2 points ago

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"Where are we getting the boat?" Sturm asked suspiciously.

Dragons of Autumn Twilight

Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman

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"The man who began the demolition of the geocentric model and the revolution in astronomical ideas that continues to this day was a Polish physician and lawyer by the name of Nicolaus Copernicus (1473-1543)."

Introduction to Astronomy textbook. I'm doing homework :)

[–]Roberteebertson 1 point2 points ago

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Science has brought many of us to that state in which Nathaniel Hawthorne found Herman Melville: "He can neither believe, nor be comfortable in his unbelief."

Pale blue dot, Carl Sagan

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"Or, viewed another way, every atom in the universe that contains 7 protons is correctly named "nitrogen"

-Chang, chemistry, 8th edition-

This game sucks or my life sucks. The closest 10 books to me are the merck index, 2 general chemistry books, 1 organic chemistry book, the ACS style guide, a book of common biochemical equations, the physicians desk reference, a microbiology book, and then finally on my bookshelf theres asimov's Foundations edge, then steve altons terrigood cult classic "Meg".

[–]deadowl 1 point2 points ago

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Skipping the preface and the italicized text before the actual content:

We call ourselves Homo sapiens--man the wise--because our mental capacities are so important to us.

Russell/Norvig, Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach, 2nd edition

[–]deeplyembedded 1 point2 points ago

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"The bedbug, even when dignified by its Latin name of Cimex lectularius, is a loathsome creature."

-- from The Malaria Capers, by Robert Desowitz

[–]FacelessBureaucrat 1 point2 points ago

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"Initially, his successors could be drawn from the Prophet's contemporaries, but with time, this was no longer possible." - The 9/11 Commission Report

[–]zoink001100 1 point2 points ago

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Insightful. The word is a suspicious overstatement for "perceptive."

[–]heartlessgamer 1 point2 points ago

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Kaladin turned away, looking out at the endless hills and their shifting moving grasses.

From The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

[–]dcousineau 1 point2 points ago

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"Figure 2.9: GUIFactory class hierarchy"

Design Patterns: Elements of Reusable Object-Oriented Software by Erich Gamma, Richard Helm, Ralph Johnson, and John Vlissides.

The page is 2 big object diagrams. Can anyone else tell that I'm at work right now?

[–]afshin 1 point2 points ago

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The Selectors API is supported natively in browsers as of these versions: Internet Explorer 8, Firefox 3.5, Safari 3.1, Chrome 1, and Opera 10.

High Performance JavaScript, Nicholas C. Zakas

[–]caust1c 1 point2 points ago

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When Atticus went inside the house to retrieve a file he had forgotten to take to work that morning, Jem finally realized that he had been done in by the oldest lawyer's trick on record.

[–]vivalagonzo 1 point2 points ago

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Years of freedom only to wake up in your treacherous embrace.

Solipsist
-Henry Rollins

[–]mpeppers 1 point2 points ago

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var newNum = Math.floor(Math.random() * 75) + 1;

JavaScript & AJAX Sixth Edition - Tom Negrino & Dori Smith

[–]hamiltenor 1 point2 points ago

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Dr. Landry deposits $6,000 in a bank account in the name of Family Health Care, P.C., in return for shares of stock in the corporation.

Survey of Accounting, Carl S. Warren

damn intro to accounting courses required for my cs major...

[–]Malicte 1 point2 points ago

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Kaladin turned away, looking out at the endless hills and their shifting, moving grasses.

The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

[–]ozymand1as 1 point2 points ago

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Writing this statement will enable you to see where you are heading and to remain on a productive path as you plan and write.

Gee, thanks, Joseph Gibaldi, author of The MLA HAndbook for Writers of Research Papers Sixth Edition! I totally know where I'm heading and will become productive now!

[–]flatspoon 1 point2 points ago

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"Systems receive inputs of energy, matter, or information; process these inputs; and produce outputs."

Essential Environment - Jay Withgott and Scott Brennan

This was not fun.

[–]Reeve 1 point2 points ago

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How the father and daughter laughed as they trudged home together after the evening party (it was on the occasion of the speeches, when all the professors were invited) and how Miss Pinkerton would have raged had she seen the caricature of herself which the little mimic, Rebecca, managed to make out of her doll.

Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray

[–]hobbitlover 1 point2 points ago

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She paused to read silently.

Who is Bugs Putter by Gordan Korman.

[–]thutch 1 point2 points ago

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The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

TIR I had a communist manifesto randomly sitting by my computer.

[–]impotent_rage 1 point2 points ago

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"Of course you can go!" I said.

Damn, that wasn't very exciting at all.

[–]plakugolder 1 point2 points ago

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"It was a long way from the friendly joking they had together in the afternoon." -For Whom the Bell Tolls

[–]i3endy 1 point2 points ago

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"Don't move ," I shouted. "You'll come around!"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

[–]HungLikeJesusThe Illuminatus! Trilogy 1 point2 points ago

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To an outsider, Jean-Bedel Bokassa seemed to have everything: a huge fortune and immense power, so many decorations that he needed a specially made jacket to display them all, and a fine family numbering nine wives and thirty legitimate children.

-David Lamb, The Africans

[–]isaaclaughter 1 point2 points ago

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Moneo returned to a point of view below Leto, holding the disabled lasgun casually in his right hand.

[–]SpriteLite 1 point2 points ago

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"5. Orange: Scientific Achievement. At this wave, the self "escapes" from the "herd mentality" of blue, and seeks truth and meaning in individualistic terms--hypothetico-deductive, experimental, objective, mechanistic, operational--"scientific" in the typical sense.

Integral Psychology: Consciousness, Spirit, Psychology, Therapy by Ken Wilber

[–]kbomb 1 point2 points ago

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"1. Blowtorch. A tool used for caramelizing and controlled browning of various pastry items and for the sugar topping of creme brulee."

-Professional Baking: Le Cordon Bleu by Wayne Gisslen

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"What do you want?" Jackie Sebago bleated.

Carl Hiaasen - Star Island

[–]Blnd2Spll 1 point2 points ago

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Therefore, what for the idea manifests itself as plant life, as mere vegetation, as blind energy and growth, we shall claim, in accordance with its inner nature, for will, and recognize it as just the same as constitutes the basis of our own phenomenal being, as it expresses itself in our own actions, and even in the whole existence of our body itself, too.

The World as Will and Idea, Book II, by Arthur Schopenhauer

[–]ImExistingDontKillMe 1 point2 points ago

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"In sum, feelings are an essential component of the person (e.g., Carver, Sutton, & Scheier, 2000; Larsen, 2000)."

Social Psychology Unraveling the Mystery, Second Ed. Kenrick, Neuberg, Cialdini.

[–]dosFool 1 point2 points ago

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Listen. Achilles never wanted to die.

(Achilles - Elizabeth Cook) close enough to one sentence

p.s can we do one of these a week?

[–]teriaki 1 point2 points ago

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Noticing that Countess Nordston wanted to say something, he stopped short without finishing what he had begun, and listened attentively to her. -Anna Karenina, Tolstoy (just happened to be reading it today!)

[–]waterrapture 1 point2 points ago

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"'Back to culture. Yes, actually to culture. You can't consume much if you sit still and read books.'" -Brave New World, Aldous Huxley

[–]ryan1234567890 1 point2 points ago

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The resolution of this dilemma can be observed in the fact that for PB MCT does not correctly predict the temperature dependence of the alpha time scale in the vicinity of Tc

[–]mringham 1 point2 points ago

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"Your money is useless to me." Reliquary, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child.

[–]ariellecyanender's game 1 point2 points ago

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"We shall go to war" he said. -Plato's republic. turned out to be more epic than i expected!

[–]something_suitable 1 point2 points ago

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It's also not impossible that Bernadette Longley knows, actually; and of course the unpleasant K. Freer always has suspicions of all kinds. (Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace)

[–]AbsoluteTruth 1 point2 points ago

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Axiom 186:

Areas of plus or minus randomity become increased in activity when perceptions of similarity are introduced to them.

Scientology 0-8: The Book Of Basics, by L. Ron Hubbard.

Don't hate, I use it to hold my incense upright so it burns longer.

[–]DismantletheSun 1 point2 points ago

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"The groans of the creaking doors, the sighing of trees bent by the storm, and the whistle of the wind would sound to the villagers like the curses of long-dead sinners, tormented by the uncertainty of limbo or slowly roasting in the never-ending fires of hell."

-Jerzy Kosinski "The Painted Bird"

[–]dustinbrewer 1 point2 points ago

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There, confined to the captain's cabin, they found a tall and strikingly handsome Tahitian man, who was soon to become known in England as 'Mai' or 'Omai'.

The Age of Wonder by Richard Holmes

[–]pocketasian 1 point2 points ago

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"Down here on the benches, there was no one to stop Jon drinking as much as he had a thirst for." A Game of Thrones - George R.R. Martin (My boyfriend is reading it because I couldn't stop talking about it)

[–]Tomble 1 point2 points ago

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"Yellow spots produced by the spilling of the acid may be found about the hands and neck."

Taylor's Medical Jurisprudence, 1861.

Section : Nitric Acid - Appearances after death

[–]garrotte 1 point2 points ago

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Eunice's bizzare twist on her religion gave her a plausible excuse for her constant abuse of us children.
-Alloma Gilbert, Deliver me from Evil

[–]winjama 1 point2 points ago

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'It would not surprise me if she has taken to putting gin in her tea,' he said, 'and to the use of snuff.' Stephen Maturin The Commodore by Patrick O'Brian

[–]acquiesceV. | 13% 1 point2 points ago

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Virginia's governor, Sir William Berkeley, wanted good relations with Native Americans on the frontier in order to protect his fur trade with them.

Holt: American Anthem (textbook for my US HS history class I teach)

[–]r89w 1 point2 points ago

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J'avais froid, j'étais seul, et je crois que j'ai pleuré.

-Jacques Godbout, Salut Galarneau

[–]SpacepenguinThe Magicians - Lev Grossman 1 point2 points ago

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"Round and round they went with their snakes, snakily, with a soft undulating movement at the knees and hips." - Brave New World, Aldous Huxley

[–]returnsomevideotapes 1 point2 points ago

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Space was still there; but it had lost its predominance.

-The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley

The book didn't have 50 pages so I just opened up the book and read off that page instead

[–]CaptainKing 1 point2 points ago

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"Sperm are produced in the two testes which are contained within the scrotum."- Reader's Digest Family Medical Adviser.

I learned something today. Hurrah!

[–]salpara 1 point2 points ago

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Shacking up brought out Old Rawhide's most enduring and durable qualities, and, unlike marriage, could be counted on to last all winter.

A River Runs Through It - Norman Maclean

(I wish I had gotten to this sooner!)

[–]renwins 1 point2 points ago

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"To me, it's more stirring that the bravest battle cry, more glorious than the loftiest operatic aria, more profound than the most silvery outpouring of oratory."

-Tom Robbins, Wild Ducks Flying Backward

[–]scootertrash 1 point2 points ago

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There has been no gentleness in your method, obviously no affection whatever, not a trace of friendship. Spring Snow - Yukio Mishima

[–]8LBORECKXL 1 point2 points ago

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A formal proof is possible by induction on the degree of f.

Calculus, Michael Spivak

[–]briguyd 1 point2 points ago

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Page 50 of Bone volume 1 has no words. Damn.

[–]wintersolstice 1 point2 points ago

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jQuery lets you select elements that have been selected by the user.

This is from Visual QuickStart Guide: jQuery by Steven Holzner.

Closest book not actually on my phone :)

[–]Squamben15 1 point2 points ago

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"Having described the scientific method, we would like to briefly dispel certain myths that have developed about science" -Principles of Comparative Politics

God help me.

[–]daibutsu 1 point2 points ago

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Mr. Utterson had been some minutes at his post, when he was aware of an odd, light footstep drawing near.

Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Stevenson

[–]hillsonnKokoro 1 point2 points ago

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Please help me. (オリジナルの劇をつくろう)

-Eigo No-to volume 2.

[–]eljobo 1 point2 points ago

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The vertebral arteries ascend along the bony vertebrae and enter the base of the skull.

[–]ebullient 1 point2 points ago

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Yo pense que me dormiria y que toda Alemania se iba a enterar de que me habia pasado la noche en pie como un caballo, y de que me iban a meter un termometro y que me mandarian a la casa con una nota para el papi, que yo mismo tendria que traducirsela.

No Paso Nada by Antonio Skarmeta

[–]kerob 1 point2 points ago

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Of course there is no law that compels them to fight so often.

Ernest Hemingway. Death in the Afternoon.

[–]kurtu5 1 point2 points ago* 

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Page 50 just has a diagram. Here is page 51.

"There are more sophisticated ways to select the factory at run-time."

"Design Patterns", by Gamma, Helm, Johnson and Vlissides

[–]TypoTat 1 point2 points ago

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וירא אלהים אל-יעקב עוד בבאו מפדן ארם ויברך אתו

Funny, the closest book turned out to be my Hebrew bible. I'm not religious or anything, I just use if for reference on my site.

It's Genesis 35:9, "And God revealed himself to Jacob again, as he was coming from Padan Aram, and blessed him"

[–]jininberry 1 point2 points ago

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"You like to hear about gold." -Robert Frost

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"She's tough!" yelled one of the crowd.

  • Crime and Punishment, Feodor Dostoevsky

[–]star_boy 1 point2 points ago

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Please take me to (this address).

Lonely Planet Vietnamese Phrasebook

[–]professorboat 1 point2 points ago

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Incredulity doesn't kill curiosity; it encourages it.

Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum.