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[–]shaunc 639 points640 points ago

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we don’t know how to promote on Reddit

Simply beautiful!

[–]miyatarama 491 points492 points ago

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Wait a minute, can't they just use the money to buy an ad?

Step 1. Someone pays scammer $200 to get on front page

Step 2. Scammer buys an ad from reddit for $20

Step 3. ....

Step 4. Profit!!

[–]selflessGene 148 points149 points ago

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Step 3: Subtract.

[–]analog_guy 481 points482 points ago

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I'm pretty sure Step 3 here is Profit.

[–]darthHalo 35 points36 points ago

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Step 3 is browse r/gonewild

[–]lacuidad 6 points7 points ago

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also Step 1, 2, and 4.

[–]DFGdanger 240 points241 points ago

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Whatever happened to training a monkey to joust?

[–]analog_guy 135 points136 points ago

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I think we have a new Step 4. I know that's what I'd do with my profit.

[–]albino_wino 56 points57 points ago

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That means that step 5 would also be profit because...you know...underground monkey jousting matches.

[–]ace586 18 points19 points ago

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Monkey Fight Club?

Sounds like a sequel to me.

[–]stoicsmile 67 points68 points ago

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First Rule of Monkey Fight Club: OO OO AH AH OO OO OO!

[–]chula198705 18 points19 points ago

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Wait, you can't talk abou... Oh wait. Monkey Fight Club. Yeah, you can talk about that.

[–]neat_stuff 8 points9 points ago

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Please don't tell Michael Vick about it, though. He seems to be on a pretty good path these days and that would be just too much temptation.

[–]segoli 17 points18 points ago

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First Rule of Meta Fight Club: don't talk about the first rule of Meta Fight Club.

[–]orbat 17 points18 points ago

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First rule of Non-Sequitur Club: small squirrel.

[–]A_Real_Jercough 26 points27 points ago

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Monkey Fight Club? Sounds like a prequel to me.

[–]ace586 3 points4 points ago

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Nice try, Darwin.

[–]Shaper_pmp 38 points39 points ago

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Better still, can't several of us get paid to submit links... and then do so in the form of a paid advertisement on reddit?

Company who tried to scam reddit - sponsored headline paid for by their bribe money

... headlines would be hilarious - reddit gets money, the company is shown the appropriate way to advertise on reddit, and we can all bitch about them and publicly refuse to patronise them in the comments, making the point to them that this kind of disingenuous marketing is counter-productive in the long run.

I doubt if this is a viable idea, but it would be wonderful if it was.

[–]hookeslaw 144 points145 points ago

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Julian Assange branded products? They practically market themselves!

[–][deleted] 339 points340 points ago

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Julian Assange branded condoms might be a bad idea.

[–]Ilktye 516 points517 points ago

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Dick-e-Leaks?

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points ago

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...for the espionage ménage.

[–]Ashin_Kusher 4 points5 points ago

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I was gonna say Peepeeleaks

[–]hookeslaw 68 points69 points ago*

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Brilliant! They could come with a legally binding waiver she signs, that if the condom breaks, she wont kick off an international manhunt for you.

[–]Fyzzle 46 points47 points ago

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They feel like nothing at all.

[–]Frank_Stallone 37 points38 points ago

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Stupid sexy Flanders.

[–]daveime 16 points17 points ago

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Redditors are fickle beasts though ... a few weeks ago, TSA stories were all the rage, now it's a wasteland.

[–]Uphoria 51 points52 points ago

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Thus is the toil of an insatiable crowd always charging toward the next chic rabble-rouse, eager to once again rattle their sabers and ring their bells, but never leaving the bell tower, their swords rusting in their scabbards. They await not the day of war, but the further unity of voice, lending credence to ideals, but never leading a charge to create the Utopia they so fervently desire.

[–]OriginalTrollPoster 5 points6 points ago

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did you just come up with that? Googling reveals no results. If so that is pretty fucking impressive.

[–]porcuswallabee 10 points11 points ago

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If you have a good quality product for a good price, it will promote itself.

Like the dong scarf.

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[–]aftli 18 points19 points ago

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Apparently not. raldi forgot to mention that what this repugnant company wanted to do with "high karma" redditors wouldn't even work anyway - this isn't digg, and every user has the exact same amount of "power".

[–]Shaper_pmp 15 points16 points ago

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This is one of the key innovations that reddit has over Digg - there are no power users here - at best there are people who tend to get upvoted because people recognise their names... but that's a long way away from functional voting-blocs or weighted voting.

[–]angry_at_galatea 6 points7 points ago

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OH GOD. speaking of name recognition, I just found the solution to our problem. We must find bozarking and persuade him to go undercover working for them... after that mistake they would never come here again. Bozarking, the time of evil is at hand... where have you gone?

[–]GodsTwin 21 points22 points ago

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Lol. Did they think this is digg or something?

[–]raldi[S] 1653 points1654 points ago

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(And yes, I appreciate the irony of my using /r/blog to thrust this story onto the front page of reddit.)

[–]Sure_Ill_Draw_That 1479 points1480 points ago

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[–]kenjimeadu 347 points348 points ago

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Is there a button I can press to summon you? You make threads worth reading.

[–][deleted] 130 points131 points ago

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[–]shortkid4169 105 points106 points ago

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The friends button? Can we do that? Are..are you sure...? I've never added a reddit friend I didn't know in real life...I don't know if we are allowed. I'm scared.

[–]Raerth 336 points337 points ago

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The friend button doesn't tell anyone you've pressed it, it just highlights their posts.

It would be more appropriately named "stalk".

[–]shortkid4169 63 points64 points ago

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Ah, this makes sense. Thanks. For some reason I figured it told them or asked them to confirm it. Damnit facebook get out of my head!

[–]BorgMinder 12 points13 points ago

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yes thanks for the info Raerth

[–]Raerth 12 points13 points ago

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You're welcome.

You might like this.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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reddit chicks, here I come!

[–]mycatdieddamnit 42 points43 points ago

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I'm so glad you weren't around when Bozarking was around....

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I firmly hold the exact opposite opinion.

[–]Solsbury 7 points8 points ago

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Glad? That would have made for some surreal art that would be a breath of originality amongst most of the tripe on here ;).

[–]Tephlon 30 points31 points ago

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Inception style : http://plixi.com/p/62970987

[–]shortkid4169 10 points11 points ago

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I think this is your best work yet. If I was raldi I would definitely make it my background...Maybe I will anyway, because I can.

[–]rumble_my_crumble 46 points47 points ago

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I kinda love you.

[–]musiqua 23 points24 points ago

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Friended, just so I can track your awesomeness. Please be creeped out, just a little.

[–]no_face 5 points6 points ago

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at almost 9000 comment karma on your first day, you have officially exceeded tldrhaiku's record of 200 karma/hr average.

Congratulations!

[–]ckwop 216 points217 points ago

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I think you should troll the fuck out of these guys and offer to provide your services. They probably won't even know who you are!

After all, "Tis the season for good trolling. Trollololol lol lol lol lol"

[–]awesomerobot 115 points116 points ago

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Just talk to them about sponsored links like it's gaming the system. They won't know the difference.

[–]ckwop 218 points219 points ago

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Not devious enough. Give them 300 accounts with super high karma but marked as spammers.

Viewed from those accounts, every link makes the front page with 15,000 upvotes but is nowhere to be seen from other accounts / anonymous.

For extra credit, make sure from that company's IP range they see their promotions working - but no-one else does.

You could have loads of fun with them.

[–]EggplantWizard 71 points72 points ago

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This could be a great moneymaker for reddit. :-)

[–]MrDubious 104 points105 points ago

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WHO GAMES THE GAMERS?

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points ago

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Yo dawg I heard you like scams...

[–]Tiny_Tim 16 points17 points ago

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...So we put a scam in your scam you can be scammed while you scam!

[–]MrDubious 24 points25 points ago

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...and my SPAM!

[–]ckwop 23 points24 points ago

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Sounds fair to me, they're trying to troll the site so it would be positively discourteous not to troll them in return.

[–]awesomerobot 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, but my way isn't probably illegal.

[–]silverhydra 24 points25 points ago

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I just envisioned the trolololol guy caroling, please tell me this has been done.

[–]frnak 191 points192 points ago

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Hey raldi, PM me if you want me to upvote this comment for even more karma and glory. I have a reddit account in good standing and I am willing to do this for a modest fee.

[–]Pleonastic 21 points22 points ago

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Hey frnak: PM me if you want me to upvote your comment for even more karma and glory. I have a reddit account in good standing and I am willing to do this for a modest fee.

[–]Wordslinger1919 879 points880 points ago

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SPAM

[–]monochromatic_oeuvre 585 points586 points ago

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reported

[–]ohblair 169 points170 points ago

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Are you a lobster?

[–]muad_dib 156 points157 points ago

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Whoop whoop whoop whoop!

[–]KineticSolution 81 points82 points ago

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ZOOOIIIDDDBBBEEERRRGGG!!!!!!!!

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 142 points143 points ago

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ಠ ಠ  
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[–]CloneDeath 48 points49 points ago

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I like how quickly this thread did a 180.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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It did a 360 and walked away

[–]Portlander 10 points11 points ago

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It was later found red ringed

[–]Dr_Zoidberg_MD 48 points49 points ago

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Reporting in.

[–]Dr_John_A_Zoidberg 52 points53 points ago

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Imposter!

[–]frickindeal 86 points87 points ago

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(/) (°,,°) (/)

[–]Vrothgarr 66 points67 points ago

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(/) O,,,O (/) le whoop whoop whoop

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[–]Have-a-Muffin 18 points19 points ago

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This just in: Raidi games reddit system to promote and spread awareness of mysterious shadow advertisers!

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points ago

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This is bullshit. Ive reported a "Gamer" many times to admin and /r/report the spammers. AFter harrassing the mods at /r/report spammers I was told admin knows all about the gamer and his "ring", because guy has been here for 4 years and has huge link karma you guys don't want to do anything. I banned the guy and his "friends" from the /r/ I mod, all I could do about it.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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Admins... How about a confirm or deny on this here claim?

[–]raldi[S] 24 points25 points ago

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I don't know of any such account; who is it, and what are they doing? Can you provide some direct links to examples of spam they submitted that has score greater than, say, 10?

[–]rolmos 43 points44 points ago

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This is very common. Just look at spammers like this guy or this guy.

And for those of you that always ask what is wrong with submitting your own content: It's in the FAQ. If you submit more than you participate in the community aspects of the site, and do so for monetary gain (ads), you're a spammer.

[–]raldi[S] 89 points90 points ago

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There's a big difference between someone who submits a lot of crap to reddit and someone who's trying to manipulate voting. The former might be a good-faith publisher who simply misunderstands how reddit works. There's nothing wrong per se with submitting your own content to reddit, within reason.

TLDR: If someone's submission all have scores <= 0, they're not gaming the system.

[–]rolmos 50 points51 points ago*

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I understand the difference, but I specifically gave the Techeye example because of how frequently that site is spammed (multiple submissions a day) and the fact they have other users that spam as well. I look at the /r/new queue very often to help out as mod of RTS, and see domains such as this pop up very frequently (the BBC doesn't pop up as much as some similar blogs). They have 5 Google ads per page! It's not just a confused blogger's site.

Others are more obvious. I discovered an upvoting circle several months ago, but got no response from the admins:

I have been looking through Misyb's account, which is obviously a spam account.

Looking at the few comments he's made, I found several users that seem to upvote each other and comment almost exclusively on each other's submissions:

http://www.reddit.com/user/HanifB

http://www.reddit.com/user/pinkyy34

http://www.reddit.com/user/osamahanif

http://www.reddit.com/user/bilhome66

[Look at the bottom of this page] and see the blogroll. Obviously, all of these sites are upvoting each other:

http://www.gtrecycling.com/

http://www.mouse2house.co.uk/

http://bitsstation.com/

http://www.123-labels.co.uk

http://www.techfresh.net

These submitters will never be marked as spam due to their karma, so what can be done in these cases?

Look at the sites this stock-photo Facebook user likes.

I mean, look at this !, they are so obvious with the automatic commenting of each other's submissions.

[–]mithrasinvictus 11 points12 points ago

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I haven't seen any of those sites on the frontpage, but i could have missed it. The important thing isn't whether they are trying to cheat, but whether it's working or not.

[–]cslewisster 9 points10 points ago

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What's then is the difference between guys like the 1UP video game spammer (Someone I've reported before) and guys like the "get shoes cheap" people?

Are you saying it's ok to submit shit links like crazy as long as they aren't attempting to game the system?

[–]raldi[S] 15 points16 points ago

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No, they're both bad and we do what we can to fight them both. But one is a neverending game of whack-a-mole, and the other is an emergency.

[–]selflessGene 35 points36 points ago

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I'm going to be launching my startup in a few weeks. How many people see my sponsored link for $20? And for how many hours is it visible? I'd love to support you guys when I'm ready.

[–]ketralnis 35 points36 points ago

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How many people see my sponsored link for $20?

It depends on the CPM that day, but it's floating under $1 per thousand impressions right now

And for how many hours is it visible?

Depends on how many days you buy, but it's visible for all day for the days that you do buy

[–]aldenp 16 points17 points ago

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I know you can get targeted ads for $30/day which might be more helpful.

[–]istara 4 points5 points ago

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Also: if you have a cool start-up, and you post about it in the relevant subreddits, and you're clearly an active community member here (as you are), people will be only too happy to check it out and upvote.

Several game developers have done really well in /r/iphone and elsewhere by doing this.

And even if you're not a very active member, or are even brand new, throwing around a few free codes never hurts.

And most importantly: sticking around to take on feedback and suggestions, and give updates when services and features are fixed/improved/added.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Memories of that Simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob announced his intent to blow up Springfield if they didn't turn off their televisions...via a television. Well done.

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[–]roland19d 21 points22 points ago

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Invoice: see attached.

Work Time Total
submission and one vote 10 seconds
@$10000.00 per second
$100,000

Please remit payment thirty days prior to ensure prompt and courteous future service. Thank you.

[–]el_chupacupcake 605 points606 points ago*

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Speaking as an active member of /r/ReportTheSpammers let me say that if a spammer or a spam company try to "game" reddit, we will do the following:

1.) We will find out

2.) We will report them. Both here on reddit and possibly to their hosting company (if they really piss us off.)

3.) We will make horrible fun of them behind the scenes and give them clever nicknames.

4.) We will take their mom out on a date, show her a good time and then never call her again.

And, as always... if you see something, say something

*edit: fixed pronoun confusion

[–]chungkaishek 169 points170 points ago

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Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

[–]drwormtmbg 18 points19 points ago

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el_chupacupcake is a saint!

[–]theavatare 29 points30 points ago

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i really love that username

[–][deleted] 200 points201 points ago

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for page views, I can tell you I don't have the bandwidth. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my reddit go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Or at least downvote you.

[–]agoramenator 21 points22 points ago

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Upvote for the image of Liam Neeson hunting down spammers and slamming them into things.

[–]permaculture 17 points18 points ago

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Who downvotes a paraphrased quote from Taken?

Liam Neeson was superb in that flick.

[–]Strategist01 50 points51 points ago

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We gonn' find you! We gonn' find you!

[–]metaranha 27 points28 points ago

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So you can run and tell that...HOME-BOY... ಠ_ಠ

[–]MegainPhoto 9 points10 points ago

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You should actively promote the Greasmonkey script Reddit Spam Button. Adds a handy little spam button to every submission. Click it and it opens a link submission page with the user's profile ready to be submitted to r/reportthespammers. Definitely a nice addition.

[–]No-Shit-Sherlock 7 points8 points ago

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This should be added to RES post-haste.

[–]rolmos 3 points4 points ago

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Yup. We have a very nice community at RTS, but it sucks when some spammers surpass that karma amount that makes it near impossible to remove them.

I wish moderators would discourage spamming in their subreddits more often too. (I'm looking at your /r/gadgets)

[–]tiralejos 4 points5 points ago

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I report once in a while but almost always it doesn't pick up. For example, David Thorne keeps gaming reddit comments with a stupid novelty account to boost his site's SEO ranking (after removing his other account with the fallout with the community.) (this is a throwaway account)

[–]Wordslinger1919 65 points66 points ago

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I think it's great that the message was passed on to you Admins. They didn't give in to the dark side.

Stay vigilant.

[–]bigbadbass 7 points8 points ago

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Especially when all the 'work' they would be getting paid for amounts to less than 1 minute.

[–]5user5 49 points50 points ago*

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Well don't those people who were contacted feel special.

Edit: Also, if these spammers put their time into good original content they could end up making it to the front page without a problem. It's like working twice as hard to cheat on a test when you could have just read the chapter and done fine.

[–]stilesjp[!] 15 points16 points ago

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Well, I'm kind of broke, so at first I was like eh... but that was only for point six eight seconds, which for me was an eternity.

[–]dr_rainbow 345 points346 points ago*

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I agree completely. That is why I drink New Coke™, it helps me Reddit when things get tough!

[–]Nintendud 163 points164 points ago

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Hmm, this New Coke™ sounds intriguing. Where can I purchase some New Coke™?

[–][deleted] 267 points268 points ago

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I'm a hip 20 something girl who loves gaming and firefly, and I love New Coke™!

[–]meltedlaundry 99 points100 points ago

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You know what goes great with New Coke™? Bacardi™!

[–]narpas 125 points126 points ago

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With New Coke™ and Bacardi™, I met my new girlfriend! She like gaming and Firefly! Think of what you can do with New Coke™ and Bacardi™ and Tide™ detergent!

[–]Charleym 126 points127 points ago

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This promotional message is now OLD SPICE BODY WASH™

[–]quackdamnyou 173 points174 points ago

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now available on DVD and Blu-Ray

[–]KarlMarxman 25 points26 points ago

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This comment is now (ZALES™) diamonds!

[–]kevin24lg 15 points16 points ago

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Look at your comment, now back to me, now back to your comment. Your comment is not me, but it could be with Old Spice Body Wash.

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[–]jlbraun 8 points9 points ago

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Do you also love Vibram Five Fingers and did you travel around the world in them?

[–]CrasyMike 12 points13 points ago

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Why bother! New Coke™ makes me feel down and sad. Pepsi™ in the new Wilikeaks Edition makes me feel like I'm ready to take on anything!

[–]DrinkCocaCola 25 points26 points ago

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I bet you're getting thirsty right now!

[–]rich_ard 136 points137 points ago

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I think that's ridiculous! I have had nothing but good experiences with [repugnant company], and certainly haven't not been paid to say so.

[–]hiv_mind 136 points137 points ago

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I keep telling them, if they want to improve their image they are going to need a new name.

[–]SubtleKnife 20 points21 points ago

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They used to be the law firm of Lyers, Cheets & Theeves but when they decided to incorporate for other business ventures couldn't settle on a good conglom (LyChTheev Co just sounds wrong, somehow) name and instead just borrowed the name of Mr Lyers nephew, Repugnant.

[–]LanceArmBoil 14 points15 points ago

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That's funny, I heard they retained the services of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

[–]metaranha 308 points309 points ago

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Good work keeping us all safe from garbage content, Reddit admins. I know you guys get a lot of crap for the downtime, but I still think you guys are doing a fantastic job.

Gonna go wash all this brown off my nose now.

[–]ani625 35 points36 points ago

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Go see a doctor NOW.

[–]cbbloodletting 131 points132 points ago

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I think it is kind of refreshing to see you in a somewhat furious manner.

Also: un-redact that shit, we've got your back.

[–]raldi[S] 106 points107 points ago

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I'm sure the reddit community will do a perfectly fine job of unredacting it without our help.

[–]manymolecules 6 points7 points ago

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Sounds like a challenge.

[–]mdm_ 45 points46 points ago

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I knew it! First their disingenuous AMA about IE9, then their "We know what's best for you" AMA about Hotmail, now this?

[–]ytknows 47 points48 points ago

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/r/RedditLeaks: The truth is out there.

[–]ganic 32 points33 points ago*

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http://blogs.forbes.com/elizabethwoyke/2010/11/10/240-to-place-story-on-digg-front-page-one-marketing-firms-pitch/

It’s no secret that landing a story on the front page of Digg or Reddit is worth money to media

The RasiFranks logo companies. These news aggregators with their large communities of enthusiastic readers can drive millions of visitors to news sites to read particular articles. Advertisers pay the sites according to page views, turning those clicks into dollars.

Enterprising sorts now see money to be made in connecting news sites with news aggregators. If a news site can get a sizeable traffic boost from prominent placement on an aggregator, it’s reasonable to think the site would pay for that benefit.

That’s what the people at RasiFranks Media believe, anyway. On Nov. 9, Rob Adams, an account manager for the Boston-based firm, sent me an email pitch that offered to place “my site” on the front page of well-known social media sites like Digg and Reddit. The cost: $240 for Digg, $80-$200 for Reddit, $70-$219 for StumbleUpon and $115 for Delicious. (The payment structure varies by site. In some cases, RasiFranks charges a base fee and a bonus if a story gets featured on the front/top of a site; in others, it simply charges a “front page fee” with no base cost.)

The firm’s methods raise a number of ethical questions including the mores of paying for readers and of manipulating social media sites and news aggregators, which pride themselves on reflecting their users’ genuine interests. RasiFranks isn’t the only startup to target this space. Its pitch–and prices–simply offer a peek into the media middleman industry.

That business can extend far beyond Digg and Reddit placements. RasiFranks also targets Facebook and Twitter and smaller networks such as online “green” community Care2, micro-community site Mixx and female-focused news aggregator Kirtsy. On Facebook, the firm charges a monthly fee to“build up” clients’ accounts and “significantly increase [their] number of real, dedicated, engaging fans.”

For Twitter promotions, RasiFranks offers three types of campaigns: $29 for a single tweet through three separate “power accounts” that boast more than 140,000 followers; $99 for a tweet that is then re-tweeted from more than 100 accounts, and a monthly plan that focuses on boosting the number of followers to the client’s Twitter account over time. If a client lacks stories to tweet about or place on a social media site, RasiFranks will write them itself, for $80-250.

The firm, which describes itself as a social media marketing site, is also willing to create blogs for clients (on the WordPress platform), produce videos, consult on “brand development” and perform search engine optimization. To encourage companies to sign on for a range of tasks, it gives bulk discounts to those that run at least two campaigns in the same calendar month. Its taglines–it has two–are “You talk, and we make the world listen” and “We talk, and make sure everyone hears.”

Business will depend on RasiFranks’ ability to deliver on its bold promises. The firm acknowledges that some of its influence is limited to “short-term traffic” but contends that increasing a client’s “exposure and social media visibility” is “crucial and a standard in today’s digital world.” It also notes that it sends clients custom reports that outline campaign results within 48 hours of launch. And it cites several “success stories”, though only anonymously. One unidentified client saw its page views climb from 2,000 a day in Oct. 2009 to more than 3 million visitors a month (approximately 100,000 daily views) today, according to Adams.

I have asked Adam for more details about RasiFranks’ background, clients and methods and will include the information in an update.

edit:tried to fix link and add text since link seems sketchy

[–]landofdown 62 points63 points ago

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Landing a story on the front page of Digg is worth money, but not Reddit. Reddit can’t even keep ITSELF afloat with it’s userbase of broke teenagers and unemployed programmers.

Glorious!

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

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Reddit can’t even keep ITSELF afloat with it’s userbase

with it’s userbase

it’s userbase

it's

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ElectricRebel 30 points31 points ago

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broke teenagers and unemployed programmers.

And don't forget procrastinating grad students.

[–]SirChasm 10 points11 points ago

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I was about to rage about the author not knowing the difference between "its" and "it's", but then saw that this is a comment.

So I'd like to say, "unemployed programmers and grammar Nazis, thank you very much."

[–]jbigboote 260 points261 points ago

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"If we catch you attempting to cheat, particularly by joining a voting ring, you may find your reddit experience... degraded."

hey guys, I'm not cheating, I swear. can I stop seeing "you broke reddit" on a daily basis?

[–]pstryder 86 points87 points ago

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can I stop seeing "you broke reddit" on a daily basis?

Only if you quit breaking reddit!

[–]jbigboote 27 points28 points ago

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I'm trying. I know I'm tempting fate when I click on the orange envelope. so when I see that envelope go orange, I try to guess which tab I should refresh. but then I guess wrong, and I'm not good at the shell game, so I can't resist, and then boom, it's broke.

[–]aipotsyd 6 points7 points ago

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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!! STOP BREAKING REDDIT!!!

[–]Idiomatick 4 points5 points ago

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You are the fucker :S I kept seeing "jbigboote broke reddit" when the site went down and I thought it was some inside joke I was missing. Wth man.

[–]itsnotlupus 69 points70 points ago*

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our anti-cheating code tends to overreact

I like how this is now a Featuretm ;)

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 35 points36 points ago

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Reddit's Anti-Spam code called me one night and told me if I don't come over right now she was going to take a bunch of pills and kill herself.

[–]24601G 34 points35 points ago

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our anti-cheating code tends to overreact

Translated: Now, I'm a reasonable man. But my friend Vinny here with the crowbar, he's angry. Really angry. So we can do this one of two ways: You can tell me what I want to hear, or I can go and let you work this out with Vinny.

[–]jillsy 30 points31 points ago

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Ha! Anyone remember XXL Hoodie Guy? He's back with more absurd braggadocio in the comments on the Forbes article.

[–]Warlizard 36 points37 points ago

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I'm just offended no one contacted me.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago*

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Me too.

Am I not good enough for you spammers? I will make more sacrificial cats postings if that's what please you.

Sure I don't have the jazz of a Karmanaut, but I am a redditor. Hath not a Redditor karma? Hath not a Redditor upvotes, downvotes, catpics, f7u12, orangereds, passions; fed with the same lols, hurt with the same trolls, subject to the same ragepics, heal'd by the same cats, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer, as another redditor is?

[–]Warlizard 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, fuckers.

[–]pickyourteethup 99 points100 points ago

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Spammers didn't try to buy my votes... forever a noob

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I heard there's a company that'll assure your stuff a good ranking on reddit. Might want to look into that to raise your karma.

/sarcasm, dammit

[–]Ophie 21 points22 points ago

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This is no secret. Many media companies actively do this on all types of websites not just on reddit, even on digg. They think they could submit their crappy flowcharts and make bank with advertising revenues. I applaud the redditors who declined their temptation and this is another reason why this site trumps any other in community awesomeness.

[–]ScrewedThePooch 24 points25 points ago

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Many media companies

AKA MrBabyMan

[–]danceswithsmurfs 20 points21 points ago

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Why would anyone downvote "designer rolex sneakers"?? Those sound awesome. I want them.

[–]CH3-CH2-OH 37 points38 points ago

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"Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"

"Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree."

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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TL;DR

THERE'S NO NEED TO GAME REDDIT. IT COSTS $20 FOR AN AD.

[–]honestbleeps 17 points18 points ago

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Everyone knows that all you have to do to get on the front page is post any of the following:

  • A cute cat
  • Graphic/picture that profiles various stereotypes into individual drawings/photos
  • A rant about how much [big company] sucks
  • A rant about how much redditors suck compared to the good old days
  • A completely sensationalist and misleading political headline, regardless of what it actually links to.

Paying $80-200 for that seems pretty stupid.

[–]bacontaco 12 points13 points ago

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Cheaters never win. Winners never cheat. Don't do drugs. -TMNT Arcade Game

[–]akatherder 94 points95 points ago

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I was just wondering what saydrah was up to these days.

[–]duphis 19 points20 points ago

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Can anyone explain the saydrah affair for us noobs?

[–]ruinercollector 27 points28 points ago*

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A long time ago in a reddit far away...

It is a period of civil war. 
Angry redditors, commenting
from a hidden base, have won 
their first victory against
the evil moderator Saydrah. 
During the battle, redditor 
spies managed to steal secret 
plans to the Saydrah's 
ultimate weapon, the SEO 
LINK, an armored reddit
post with enough karma 
to destroy an entire subreddit. 

Pursued by the Saydrah's 
sinister fan base, 
SirOblivious races home aboard his 
reddit account, custodian of the 
stolen plans that can save his 
people and restore 
freedom to the reddit….

[–]feureau 12 points13 points ago*

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Wait, I'm gonna actually make a star wars crawl for this. Putting a comment here so I can edit a link to it later.

EDIT: Reddit Wars

[–]akatherder 24 points25 points ago

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She is/was a moderator in a ton of subreddits and she was getting paid to post content. It's been almost a year, so I don't remember if she even abused her moderator power or if it was just the appearance of impropriety.

At any rate, it was a big shitstorm and ruined reddit for a week.

[–]cslewisster 11 points12 points ago

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If I remember correctly the shit storm happened after she blocked someone she claimed was spamming and then he bitched about it and exposed her as being paid by Associated Content. There was also a video of her talking about how to gain social status and friends in new media (like reddit) and then using that status to promote shit. The thing might not have been such a big deal if she wasn't a mod over so manny communities.

[–]Saydrah 97 points98 points ago

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I saw this and logged in just to see if I got one of those messages!

Nope. Dang. Woulda been a great screenshot to save.

[–]atworkaccount 41 points42 points ago

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Whoah, you're back. I thought you got banned for spamming.

[–]Saydrah 128 points129 points ago

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Nope. I was a douchebag moderator and after the long overdue realization I was being a douchebag a lot, I fucked off for a while to get in the habit of being a better person online. I'm not really "back," per se, but I comment a bit here and there.

[–]aeck 63 points64 points ago

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Woah. Respect.

[–]stilesjp[!] 10 points11 points ago

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Wow, hey, they contacted me. I figured I would wait until the Reddit blow up, and here it is!

So, yeah, I didn't get in touch with them because I love this community and it's helped me so much, the last thing in the world I want to do is game it. I know some people think I did that, but I really didn't.

[–]lawschoolzombie 57 points58 points ago

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Steps to 'manipulate' Reddit -

  1. Draw rage comic.

  2. Comment on Wikileaks in said Comic.

  3. Simultaneously praise Assange, diss Obama and talk about bacon.

  4. ???????

  5. Profit!!!!!

Wait a second, you want to advertise ? Nope. Not happening. I thought they just wanted Karma.

[–]askheidi 18 points19 points ago

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I actually think advertising via rage comic could work.

[–]RaspberrySwirl 75 points76 points ago

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Washed clothing in leading name brand detergent, clothing is ruined! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Washed clothing in new Tide with Blue Crystals and Shit, everything went better than expected!

[–]askheidi 35 points36 points ago

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I think you have a promising new career path.

[–]slartibartfas 7 points8 points ago

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The sad smiley is what really does it for me.

"we need something that will make this plea seem earnest, what is it that all the kids use again?"

[–]southern_birth 108 points109 points ago*

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The company in question: www.rasifranks.com

Non-ninja edit — got the point across and reddit filled up their referrer log, unlinked it.

[–]LordArtemis 105 points106 points ago

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Social Media Marketing: That is RasiFranks Media in one word.

Now, I'm no math major, but that looks like three words to me.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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"Social" and "Media" aren't really words anymore, and "Marketing" is just a really really bad one.

[–]DougBolivar 77 points78 points ago

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This is a message he sent to my account here...

Hey,

I’m gonna get straight to the point here. I found your username from some story on the front page and it seems like you have a good idea as to what’s good content on Reddit and what isn’t.

I work with RasiFranks.com, a social media agency that promotes clients on sites just like Reddit. We are ONLY interested in promoting good quality content, no spam bullshit, and nothing that’s not entertaining. The problem is that our accounts suck :( and we don’t know how to promote on Reddit, and as a result our submissions go nowhere with no votes other than our own single vote from submitting it.

What I’m asking is if you would be willing to work with us? We would send you something, and if you think it’s great social media quality content, you could help us promote it through your account. We would of course be willing to pay for your time and effort to push it if you’d be interested.

Your thoughts? :)

Thanks, Rob / rob@rasifranks.com

[–]carelesswhisper 10 points11 points ago

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This is so absurd. I work with marketing people daily and if my current strategy wasn't to tell them to forget about trying with reddit and instead was to message some awkward definition of "power user," I would have them send a message pretty much completely opposite of this.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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We should get this email on as much spam lists as possible.

Ooo or someone could do the equivalent of a scam bait pretending to be a rich investor.

[–]bananahead 35 points36 points ago

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Why don't you unlinkify them so they don't get google juice to their homepage from being linked to in a reddit comment.

[–]ketralnis 18 points19 points ago

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Could you do us a favour and not send them traffic by linking to them?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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reddit should set up a shady looking "internet marketing" website promising to get links onto the reddit frontpage for only $50 so you can sell sponsored links to morons.

[–]grumpypants_mcnallen 5 points6 points ago

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I have never voted up anything based on username, I hardly ever notice who posts. They totally misunderstand what it means to have a high karma account on reddit.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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FYI this is EXACTLY how Digg died. It sold itself out. So the "community driven" aspect of the site died. When diggers found out, we were not only pissed, but we were all interested in an alternative. That is when I and others found Reddit.

They say everyone has a price. And that is true. But i'm hoping that Reddits management and community do not succum to such foolish nonsense.

So far i've been on here a few months and I enjoy Reddit. The community is interesting, albeit sometimes brash and insulting. But that comes with the territory. That's the internet. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Let me just say thank you to reddits management for providing this platform which gives us some semblance of freedom. When we upvote and downvote, we are participating in how the site works and how it evolves. This individual user power is irreplaceable. Without that ability, the site becomes nothing more than a news aggregator bought and paid for by advertisers trying to hock their shit.

There's nothing wrong with advertising, however. But i'd much rather be persuaded by the community with genuine interest and intent for such things, rather than some corporate marketing agency trying to game the system.

Again my comment goes out to Reddit management and the Reddit community. Thank you and please keep up the good work.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I'm so glad those shitty sponsored infographics aren't on Reddit

[–]keeskees 6 points7 points ago

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I love the Reddit community.

The content tends to stay higher quality than any other social media site I've ever been to, and the people are (for the most part) awesome.

Let's all fight to keep it that way!

[–]cbbloodletting 16 points17 points ago

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You could have just told us probablyhittingonyou ratted them out btw

[–]agnesthecat 3 points4 points ago

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And then in a surprise twist, it turns out that Forbes hired [repugnant company] to get their article on the front page of Reddit!

[–]NoMoreNicksLeft 5 points6 points ago

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The funny thing is, all my submissions that ever do good are because they're actually interesting. And even that deserves qualification... they're interesting to only a few people (my own interests are narrow), but on a community as big as this one, there are at least a few hundred people who will like such a thing.

If you're trying to sell/advertise something real, no matter how weird or boring it is, you can probably do well without cheating. That's just how it works. If you sell tractor parts or custom treehouses or bizarre anime fashion clothing... someone here will at least think it's interesting enough to vote up. So step up and show us... I won't vote it down just because it's commercial.

What I do vote down is scams. If you're selling fake Louis Viton handbags (of whatever their fucking name is), or Amway, or timeshares, or work-at-home schemes, junk like that... the reason no one wants to look at it is because we'll never want to look at it, no matter how much you try to cheat. Find an honest business, be honest, and most of us are happy to let you submit.

What about you people with real businesses, but you still miss out? Well, if you're a real estate agent, no one on reddit was ever going to buy that dump anyway, you're wasting your time and/or money. Your new hair salon may be a decent little shop, but spending $500 to game reddit wasn't ever going to cause housewives to swarm down to your place for perms and bad dye jobs. Take a look at yourself, and accept that your business doesn't work that way and can never work that way.

[–]Gustomaximus 3 points4 points ago

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I have an idea - I'm going to start a company that promises get your link promoted to the from page of Reddit for the bargain price of $500. Then I will buy a sponsored headline for $20 showing the requested link.

I win, Reddit wins and the advertiser gets what they were after. This is perfect, now I just have to keep this secret while I write my business plan.

[–]tootie 5 points6 points ago

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Not true I get content voted up on reddit for my clients all the time. I can't divulge heir names, but their main products are inane political rants and FFFUUUUU comics.

[–]eric22vhs 3 points4 points ago

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What are you talking about? Anyone can game reddit, it just takes a little C level humor and a jpeg.

[–]danxmason 3 points4 points ago

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It's almost as if companies are so into viral marketing they forgot what normal marketing is.