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[–]thedroidproject 97 points98 points ago*

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devs forgot to override the functionality of the base class (base class is probably a weapon or something like that) and the game sees revive item as a weapon.

[–]AsciiAQuestion 37 points38 points ago

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I like your brain.

[–]theg2 7 points8 points ago

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This is probably the reason, I know I've made bugs like this.

[–]crankybadger 0 points1 point ago

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Outreached arm, outreached neck, same thing.

[–]goomba870 7 points8 points ago

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public class Defibrillator : WeaponBase

[–]decemvir 3 points4 points ago

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C#? Eeeeevil!

[–]For_Iconoclasm 0 points1 point ago

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C# is one of the most popular languages for making games nowadays (XNA).

[–]decemvir 0 points1 point ago

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XNA doesn't even support DX10, let alone DX11, so there's no way it's going to help C# overthrow C++ anytime soon (or be used in BF3). As for the XBox argument, many large companies use middleware to generate the API-specific rendering code, so they don't actually touch it themselves. It's fine for hobbyists wanting to get a start on creating full applications easily while they get more comfortable with implementing the finer details themselves, but not much else.

C# is great for tools and prototyping (and business applications, obviously), but you have to be a serious hack to require it to do production code involving visualization. I use OpenGL (mainly via OpenSceneGraph) and DirectX for scientific visualizations in my job.

[–]citrusperscitrusp3rs 0 points1 point ago

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Weird, when I got revived I heard "don't you die on me you son of a bitch"

[–]geogaddii 0 points1 point ago

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I can almost imagine the base class having the abstract code, but in the subclass it's never implemented. [5]

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point ago

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Not implementing a pure-virtual function in a derived class should result in a compiler error.

[–]saffir -1 points0 points ago

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But the defib can't kill people anymore :(

[–]sundogdayzeSinSquirrel 43 points44 points ago

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I revived a guy on my squad last night as a Russian, and he said "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!" in an American voice.

[–]Paclac 30 points31 points ago

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I heard "Im about to tear a new asshole!" what the fuck does that even mean?

[–]antikris 47 points48 points ago

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"I'm getting my shit pushed in!!", is what catches my attention every time.

[–]4theWinGamingNa13-31 29 points30 points ago

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I heard "ummm... there's an enemy sniper... Uhhh .... Mmmmm... I don't know what the fuck to do. Over"

[–]alfff 3 points4 points ago

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"I'm gonna blow the shit out of him!"

[–]TonalArchitect 0 points1 point ago

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"And then push it into that guy!"

[–]Paclac 5 points6 points ago

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Haha! Can't wait to hear that one

[–]the_catacombs 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god hahaha that actually breaks my concentration.

[–]ProlapsimusMaximus18echo 2 points3 points ago

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I've heard that one a few times now. I always have to stop and process what I've just heard.

[–]sundogdayzeSinSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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Wow.

[–]cohrtraging_lettuce 12 points13 points ago

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i heard " i'm getting raped in the ass over here" today

[–]Passan 7 points8 points ago

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My gay roommate heard this and laughed.

[–]MstrKiefDrDickfist 2 points3 points ago

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""Be advised, we're fucked, over" (said in calm voice with the typical elongated "be advised")

[–]antikris 30 points31 points ago

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"Take a load of this, ass'ooole!"

[–]Neon401Powerpuffman 19 points20 points ago

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"Fuck YOUUU, man!"

[–]ApsleyHouse 7 points8 points ago

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"Thanks Doc! I owe you one!"

[–]nickateenWolfenstein7 2 points3 points ago

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That one gets me every time.

[–]netskyaunetau 30 points31 points ago

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Mine said: "zap zap mother fucker"

:/

[–]theodore214DEFJAMTHEO 9 points10 points ago

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That is the best thing I've heard all day.

[–]anti_tacog_m_baltz 2 points3 points ago

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Hahaha is that what they say?!

[–]Cyborgmatt 117 points118 points ago

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I think it's because you can kill people with the shock paddles, he just gets a bit confused and yells all the things.

[–]Kiwi_Bro24 81 points82 points ago

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Yell ALL the things!

Also, I don't believe defibrillators can kill any more.

[–]zhylo 54 points55 points ago

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Now I feel sad.

[–]Sioreth 42 points43 points ago

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WHAT?! That's an outrage! Defrib kills are the best kind of kills!

[–]Onotixderp 25 points26 points ago*

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Negative, head shots with a smoke grenade were the best kills. edit: fixed for grammar Nazis.

[–]29sparks 27 points28 points ago

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I think repair tool kills were/still are the best. (Especially now that it takes 2 min while they spaz out and catch on fire.)

Get killed by....

Defib:

God fucking dammit

Smoke:

Fucking noob and his noob tube

Repair:

WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING WEAPON

[–]Spurnout 12 points13 points ago

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wait...you can set someone on fire with the repair tool? time to do that!

[–]nnotserPxKitsukoyaku 8 points9 points ago

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I hopped out of a tank to repair it and realized it was being shot at by an engie, so I ran at him hoping to blowtorch his face off. The result was a russian engineer screaming hysterically while his face was being evaporated.

[–]Valashi 1 point2 points ago

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How long did it take to successfully melt his face?

[–]nnotserPxKitsukoyaku 6 points7 points ago

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a second or two. I didn't really notice because I was too busy laughing manically

[–]bru_techPAINbyZACH 1 point2 points ago

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read that as "laughing mechanically"

[–]Valashi 0 points1 point ago

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This sounds awesome... all my other kits are being put on hold till someone dies by my hand from this :D

[–]Spurnout 0 points1 point ago

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I do can't wait to try this!

[–]Jegschemesch 1 point2 points ago

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I got my first kill with the eod bot today.

[–]kidmonstersBRDFDR 6 points7 points ago

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EODs own the bottlenecks on Metro. My entire squad was wiped out by one that rolled up behind us.

[–]RedFacedRacecar 3 points4 points ago

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Unfortunately, battlelog doesn't save EOD bot and repairtool kills :(

[–]XxHamRxX 0 points1 point ago

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it doesnt save Claymore kills either... I have at least 10, but it still says 0

[–]Ialwaysforgetthepw 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't save mortar either.

[–]jeffasaurusjeffasaurus114 1 point2 points ago

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even better is use the EOD Robot. I guess people are used to seeing them still and I drove straight into a squad of four and they all just stared at me, enthralled at this alien device. So I just walked up to one of them, looked him in the eye and zapped his ass. Soon as he died the whole squad FREAKED OUT and unloaded everything they had on me. I was laughing for a good five minutes

[–]ampersandssampersandss 0 points1 point ago

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I remember playing in bc2 and killing an entire hallway of people with a repairtool combo. The last guy was the only one who turned around, and I killed him with my repairtool faster than he could kill me with his UMP.

[–]wegglesweggles90 14 points15 points ago

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Negatory. Killing the pilot of a heli and sending the passengers smashing into the ground is the best.

[–]HunterTV 14 points15 points ago

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"What is best in Battlefield?"

"Destroy the pilot, see his passengers driven before him, hear the lamentations of the 'aimbot' whiners."

[–]lolicats 6 points7 points ago

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A guy accused me of hacking on operation firestorm cause I was shelling him from across the map. My response was a simple, no I'm just better than you

[–]PhoenixRebornNullPh0enix 2 points3 points ago

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I just say "thanks" when I'm accused of cheating.

[–]bru_techPAINbyZACH 0 points1 point ago

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"Someone's aimboting! Hacks! Cheats!" I usually type in "Probably me"

[–]wegglesweggles90 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah... having people think I'm cheating is good and bad. Good because they can't believe the asswhooping I'm delivering... bad because now I need to find a new server.

[–]therealpsychxpsychx- 17 points18 points ago

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What is a negative head shot?

[–]SycosplatSycosplat 15 points16 points ago

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I believe it's a very rare glitch where you shoot a headless man and he spontaneously grows a head.

[–]Sioreth 7 points8 points ago

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Haha, I remember one of my friends killing someone with a smoke grenade in CSS at a LAN. We still talk about that kill.

[–]ORIGAMIkillerSHELBY 6 points7 points ago

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The guy must have had like 1 health.

[–]gueriLLaPunKgueriLLaPunK 2 points3 points ago

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I did that with a flashbang once, it was awesome. The icon that popped up in the upper right hand corner was a really large flashbang.

[–]Source011 -1 points0 points ago

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Hey you can't do that...HEY GUYS! He's a Phony!

[–]Sioreth 7 points8 points ago

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Well, as it turns out, a direct hit from a thrown grenade does 1 point of damage. So if your enemy has 1 health and no armour, a smoke grenade to the face (which is what happened) will kill them! :P

[–]P33KAJ3WP33KAJ3W 4 points5 points ago

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Done it one time in 1.6

I just about flipped my table in excitement.

[–]Kryt0s 15 points16 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]DemanRisu 1 point2 points ago

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(╯^□^)╯︵ ┻━┻

FTFY :)

[–]saffronSpaceshipCorsiMousehold 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, oh man.

[–]Sioreth 0 points1 point ago

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Well, as it turns out, a direct hit from a thrown grenade does 1 point of damage. So if your enemy has 1 health and no armour, a smoke grenade to the face (which is what happened) will kill them! :P

[–]saffronSpaceshipCorsiMousehold 6 points7 points ago

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Haha, even funnier the second time!

[–]Sioreth 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit lied to me. It told me that it didn't post the first time. I feel so betrayed. :(

[–]dragonglass 0 points1 point ago

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That's still possible. I got killed by the m320 smoke grenade.

[–]Indoorsman 0 points1 point ago

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Purple nurples from the engineer tool in BFBC2. Was that possible lol? I would like to see that animation. Similar to the BF3 stabbing animation, flips them around and sticks it on their nipple while they scream and it shreds their skin. BF3 Blow Torch kills would be awesome too. Same animation you just hold the torch to their face once they spin around, and their face melts while they scream until the nose melts over their mouth and fuses to the mandible. Awesome.

[–]BlackGhostPandaBlackGhostPanda 0 points1 point ago

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I read that at purple nurses.

[–]ShoeBomber87 2 points3 points ago

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And blowtorch lol

[–]sideways86sideways86 1 point2 points ago

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Negative, EOD bot kills are the best kind of kills. Nobody expects to be taken out by Johnny Five taking a blowtorch to their ankles.

[–]Foxtrot56 19 points20 points ago

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Defibs still kill, it takes 2 hits.

[–]waywardspookySamuraiBarbi 19 points20 points ago

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Evidence?

[–]Chinned 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck evidence.. This is not science! This is real war!

[–]NhvKNickhvk 3 points4 points ago

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CLEAR!

[–]Annies_Boobs 1 point2 points ago

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I have personally been killed by them.. yeah.

[–]vehementi 0 points1 point ago

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Been killed by one, derp

[–]Cebabo 8 points9 points ago

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The weird things is, if you look at your stats on Battlelog, it list a "kills" stat for the defibs.

[–]cheetoburrito 0 points1 point ago

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It's also weird that there's no kill stats for repair tool kills. I love me some repair tool to back of bush-dwelling sniper kills.

[–]Spurnout 0 points1 point ago

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i don't think so either, i tried doing it and just got killed, lol

[–]errerrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 0 points1 point ago

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I killed two with the torch. It doesn't show up in the stats anywhere :(

[–]mystikravenInf3st 0 points1 point ago

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They could in the beta; did they remove it since then?

[–]curiousardorSingular Apathy -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, they can. I just did this yesterday without knowing I could. I didn't have time to switch to a gun (read: I retardedly didn't switch to a gun) and defibbed someone in the face.

[–]Zortje[RAW]Zortje 3 points4 points ago

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As far as I know you cannot kill people with shock paddles

[–]Drunkturtle 24 points25 points ago

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You can.

[–]killerabbit37Golden_hawk37 12 points13 points ago

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Oh good I'm glad they changed this from the Beta

[–]mystikravenInf3st 0 points1 point ago

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Er... what? I got a kill in the beta from shock paddles.

[–]waywardspookySamuraiBarbi 6 points7 points ago

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Evidence?

[–]Drunkturtle 12 points13 points ago

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[–]LivetoGeek 3 points4 points ago

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try it.

[–]koakreeperChroist 14 points15 points ago

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Tried it. Died.

[–]Theropissed 5 points6 points ago

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In real life you can. That's why people yell CLEAR when they use them, because anyone touching the body will most likely be electrocuted and possibly die.

[–]Passan 6 points7 points ago

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Couldn't you just shock them again to revive them?

[–]ifounditlikethisStackatron 3 points4 points ago

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I'm pretty sure defribs only stop your heart from fibrillating and don't actually start your heart beating again.

[–]ManoceanMrSunshineHD 1 point2 points ago

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How defribs work is they detect the pattern of the heart beat, and jolt it at a certain moment to get it beating a regular pattern again.

That is my understanding

[–]Magic_toenail 2 points3 points ago

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Defibrillators are used when a person is in dysthymia (V-fib or pulseless V-tach). They depolarize the heart and (hopefully) let it reset to a normal sinus rhythm.

The more you know!

[–]ManoceanMrSunshineHD 0 points1 point ago

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Gah! I took a first responder course, I should be more knowledgeable about this

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

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They don't let you try that. :(

[–]ConsummateK 21 points22 points ago

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This was a question I had as well. Also as a reviving sidenote, it gives me warm fuzzies when the characters say thanks after picking them up.

[–]Prownilo 37 points38 points ago

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"Oh hey thanks doc....OH SHIT GRENADE"

[–]arudiusnathankil 13 points14 points ago

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Those situational quips from teammates are priceless, genuine-sounding and completely immersive.

"SHIT! I'm gettin' lit the fuck up help me out here!!!" :D

[–]strikervulsine 23 points24 points ago

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I'm getting my shit pushed in here!

I'm getting fucked in the ass over here!

[–]SenorToucan<-- 14 points15 points ago

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We're getting penetrated from the rear!

[–]fswmacguyDrMacintosh 0 points1 point ago

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Enemy in the AO!

[–]TonalArchitect 0 points1 point ago

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I believe those problems are caused by the same thing....

[–]Kilmir 0 points1 point ago

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They're also quite useful in randoms where you don't have voice coms. Having your squadmate yell out often gives me enough time to either help him or get out of dodge quick.

[–]ma33 1 point2 points ago

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The Adventures of Dr. OH SHIT GRENDADE

[–]yaypartiesDR_ULTIMATUM 0 points1 point ago

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GRENADAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]Carsizzle 20 points21 points ago

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LIVE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[–]Rubbermensch 18 points19 points ago

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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

[–]juanito89 2 points3 points ago

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Earn...this...

[–]pigmanAFM 21 points22 points ago

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It's because your soldier has Tourrettes Syndrome.

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[–]sideways86sideways86 0 points1 point ago

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Guys, he's right, you should downvote him, because he's only partially correct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome

[–]WilfordGrimleyWilford_Grimley -3 points-2 points ago

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Actual laughter was produced.

[–]Xyreon 10 points11 points ago

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apparently the assault-medics are rage kids in the war.. lol

[–]AlienGrillNeosignal 7 points8 points ago

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It's opposite days!

[–]captainbastard 0 points1 point ago

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No it isn't.

[–]P33KAJ3WP33KAJ3W 7 points8 points ago

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.t'nsi ti oN

[–]uat2d 0 points1 point ago

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On opposite day, I'm dead.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago*

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I think he says "don't die, you son of a bitch!". But the "don't" is either cut off or bugged or volume is too low on the clients end to notice be heard.

[–]uat2d 4 points5 points ago

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If my buddy was dieing, I wouldn't be calling him a son of a bitch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would. Id let him know that even if he was a son of a bitch, I would want him alive and on my side.

[–]gromdul 5 points6 points ago

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Your soldier hates his job and does it grudgingly. He hopes he loses his victi... er patient. And is dissappointed every time they get up.

[–]pitbull2kMirek2k 5 points6 points ago

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I killed 2 campers with the EOD bot, they were so blind they did not notice me welding away at them (and it takes a while to kill with it too)

[–]maddietheassholemaddiethebaddie 4 points5 points ago

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Yes! I noticed this, my assault says, "TAKES THISSS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" revive not a very friendly way to get someone back to life.

[–]shockfyreSh0ckFyre 11 points12 points ago

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I believe he is doing it as a "screw you" to the injuries. For instance, say my ally gets mowed to fuck by an A-10 Thunderbolt, and he's a bloody, charred mess on the pavement and I happen to have a defibrilator on hand. Wouldn't you scream that because you're so fucking hardcore you can reassemble a man who just got taken out by CLOSE AIR SUPPORT?

[–]A-TypeA-Type35 4 points5 points ago

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He is telling death itself to die, because he is hardcore, obviously.

[–]ChalgakillerBGChalgakiller 3 points4 points ago

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At first I thought he was saying "DON'T YOU DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

[–]luckyChopsunLuckyCCCP 0 points1 point ago

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what i thought as well

[–]JoeScoe 2 points3 points ago

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I wondered the same thing. At first I thought he was saying "DON'T die you son of a bitch" but I'm really not hearing the "Don't" part.

[–]ohNOitsRO 2 points3 points ago

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I've missed a revive by a second and had my guy scream out "Don't you die on me!!.... FUCCKKK!"

[–]sixpackabs592SixPackAbs 2 points3 points ago

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I like the confused/bored soldier spot " Attention, there appears to be..hmmm uhh, ummm it IS an enemy machine gunner in your area, over"

[–]perkules 1 point2 points ago

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I'd believe he has some sort of schizophrenic disorder.

[–]damimrite786DamImRite 1 point2 points ago

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They yell that and other obscenities because to them, the moment they are revived is also literally, in their consciousness, the moment they went down. they're finishing whatever thoughts they had before they went down.

[–]HaynBrynWhskyTng0Fxtrt 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I heard the Russian medic screaming when reviving, I was like, "is Niko Bellic a Russian medic?!"

[–]FlameMage 1 point2 points ago

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Your soldier is merely taunting Death itself as he proceeds to defy mortality.

[–]cheetoburrito 1 point2 points ago

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I noticed this today when I tried to revive and my soldier yelled something like "Fuck you motherfucker!"

[–]The_Sum 1 point2 points ago

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I thought he was saying, "Don't die you son of a bitch"

[–]bobbycash 1 point2 points ago

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My dude keeps saying, "Zapped Him." Which I think is pretty damn awesome.

[–]AlfRGBocWavean 1 point2 points ago

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The same is when you spot a MAV. "Enemy sniper in your AO".

[–]GlumChampionDomnall 1 point2 points ago

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Its "Don't die on me, you son of a bitch!"

[–]lifeliverDTNlifeliver74 0 points1 point ago

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I always imagine him saying "Don't" before he yells that, unfortunately, he doesn't

[–]MesserliVeetez 0 points1 point ago

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I've always just assumed it was the soldier receiving the defib doing the yelling. If you don't know anything about it IRL, it hurts, and there are times that you will do it to a conscious patient, albeit for more medical related issues.

[–]Flea1337 0 points1 point ago

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because the one whos shouting isnt on your team.

[–]GrinningPariah 0 points1 point ago

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He thinks he's stopping them from coming back as zombies.

[–]Seefor 0 points1 point ago

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I think he is just extremely sarcastic.

[–]IheartbaconzPr0xi1337 0 points1 point ago

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Do the americans still scream "Enemy shit fuckers in our AO!!!"

I heard it in the beta alot but not so much now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Because they didn't feel like refurbishing every voice from Bad Company 2.

[–]optacon 0 points1 point ago

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I just think you are yelling random insults at the other team when you revive your guys.

[–]nightofponyxxelitehelghastx 0 points1 point ago

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strange, for me it says don't die you son of a bitch o.0

[–]ATFCipher 0 points1 point ago*

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I thought I was screaming RISE, YOU SONOVA BITCH

You know, like I'm raising him from the dead.

[–]theamazingroberto 0 points1 point ago

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i wish to god someone would block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "why do they come to me to die? why do they come to me to die?"

[–]sostophersostopher 0 points1 point ago

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Reverse psychology.

[–]LeopoldJackson 0 points1 point ago

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The same reason my Russian team mate will say "The C4 has been planted" in a perfect American dialect.

[–]wrongbananaWrong Banana 0 points1 point ago

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This is hilarious

[–]clowjs 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I always chuckle a little.

[–]Tokeli 0 points1 point ago

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I guess for the same reason you still shout out "SNIPER SPOTTED" when you spot a corpse.

[–]LVL2_Chinbeard 0 points1 point ago

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I've heard "Enemy shitfuckers up ahead" and " Need some support getting my shit pushed in" well. okay.

[–]AyeGeeAyeGee 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure it's not don't die?

[–]F_ShackGo Funk Ya Self 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think Dice kind of over did it with the swearing?

[–]sigint_bnSIGINT_BN 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck no. You fucking think so? FUCK YOU!

[–]F_ShackGo Funk Ya Self 3 points4 points ago

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GIVE ME SOME FUCKING AMMO YOU FUCKING FUCK!

[–]N2O1138 2 points3 points ago

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Be advised, I FUCKING NEED SOME GODDAMN AMMO, over!

[–]sigint_bnSIGINT_BN 0 points1 point ago

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I'll always forever assume they're French, and they're just being French.

[–]sxtxixtxcxh 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like they've toned it down since the beta

[–]didiMAUdidiMAU 0 points1 point ago

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my favorite (activate sarcasm goggles) is reviving someone and then having my soldier shout "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!!!!!!"

[–]diggizsofuckinggay -4 points-3 points ago

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Why does my character yell, "dis niggah bout to get got"

[–]hittheswitch 0 points1 point ago

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Cause dat nigga's about to get got.

[–]diggizsofuckinggay 0 points1 point ago

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oh fo sho

[–]MarSchAalMarsaal -2 points-1 points ago

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Since we can't kill with our defibrillators, it must be the most hilarious joke on DICE's side.

[–]LBRapidLBRapid 1 point2 points ago

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[–]armrhaarmrha 0 points1 point ago

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I know they said it, but I've tried and seen others trying and nothing.

[–]sigint_bnSIGINT_BN -1 points0 points ago

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Wait... I thought its the one getting revived who's doing the yelling? I mean, I get a "Thanks doc, I owe you one" from the US Soldiers, so I assume the French are yelling "Die you son of a bitch!" was just because... well... they're French, and they're known to be rude...

[–]blobilicous -1 points0 points ago

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Out of everything wrong with this game, you pick this to complain about?