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When this post is 1hr old, reddit will go down for a brief maintenance (self.announcements)

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Edit: All done!

Greetings redditors,

Going to be doing a bit of work on memcache tonight. I'll be rekicking some of our memcache instances. Part of the maintenance will require a brief site downtime.

I'll be taking the site down at 0200 PST / 1000 UTC. I expect the downtime to last 5 to 10 minutes. As always, simply logout or use private browsing / incognito mode to avoid the downtime.

cheers,

alienth

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[–]jakuu 68 points69 points ago

Time to sleep I guess.

[–]sopimusician 58 points59 points ago

Yeah. Nothing like a five to ten minute nap to pass the time.

[–]lolgcat 23 points24 points ago

Yeah. Nothing like a five to ten minute fap to pass the time either.

[–]Disgod 6 points7 points ago

Just don't accidentally refresh the page you're on and you'll be fine. Multiple tabs of reddit is a must.

[–]mwilkens 4 points5 points ago

Great.. I just got on here.

[–]Disgod 1 point2 points ago

Click you fool! Click like the wind!

[–]_deffer_ 4 points5 points ago

You'd be surprised how much more energy my 2 year old has after a 10 minute nap. I'm slightly jealous.

[–]sayrith 10 points11 points ago

I read it as

You'd be surprised how much more energy my 2 year old has after a 10 minute fap.

[–]AxonPotential 5 points6 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]flyheight 6 points7 points ago

Your 2 year didn't sleep for 10 minutes, it just seems like 10 minutes.

[–]moobeat 4 points5 points ago

HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WHEN THE SKY IS FAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINGGGG!?!

[–]boa13 7 points8 points ago

But... I just finished my breakfast. :/

[–]boogdd 0 points1 point ago

It's safe now, friend. You can come back now.

[–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

Or fap!

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[–]AVTRuniltiranyu -2 points-1 points ago

No Fap Feburary - Have to downvote that

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]AVTRuniltiranyu 1 point2 points ago

OH GOD, ITS ACTUALLY FAP FEBRUARY

[–]david-me -5 points-4 points ago*

What is this time you sleep about?
edit: I'm fucked

[–]Manicplea -4 points-3 points ago*

edit: I'm fucked

Post-downvote edits are sometimes inexplicably funny. I suppose it has to do with how once you've lost everything you're free to say anything. The striking thing is they usually follow a trite or unoriginal comment (though this one seems innocuous, just not particularly funny) but the content of the edit itself is almost always different and comically unexpected - often either antagonizing or self depricating. Just an observation.

edit: I'm meta-fucked

[–]david-me -2 points-1 points ago

So just to be clear... Am I still fucked?

[–]Manicplea 4 points5 points ago

I should have foreseen this. We are going down together.

[–]Dunking_On_Dexter 99 points100 points ago

¿ǝɯıʇ ʞɐǝd uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı uǝddɐɥ sʎɐʍןɐ sıɥʇ sǝop ʎɥʍ

[–]shirtythebear 27 points28 points ago

How do you type upside down? I tried turning my laptop upside down but it didn't work.

[–]willies_hat 20 points21 points ago

Use a mirror silly.

[–]i_am_sad 2 points3 points ago

how did you get that backwards q?

[–]shirtythebear 0 points1 point ago

And I'm from Australia so I can confirm it doesn't happen automatically.

[–]Peregrine7 79 points80 points ago

Australian here, why is your name upside down?

[–]PureClass 69 points70 points ago

Australian with no sense of humour here, you two are a disgrace to our beloved people.

[–]Dunking_On_Dexter 33 points34 points ago

Cunt, shut the fuck up and have a beer with me.

[–]PureClass 10 points11 points ago

Fucking oath alright.

[–]Grommett 3 points4 points ago

Plus a durry in me ute.

[–]DWells55 1 point2 points ago

You guys seem pretty awesome.

[–]LeadGenDairy 4 points5 points ago

'Merica. Fuck Yea.

[–]Criticalv 17 points18 points ago

Britain requires you colonists pipe down... you are ruining tea and crumpets for everyone

[–]MutantCupcakes 4 points5 points ago

Australian here again, slap a bit of Vegemite on that sucker and liven it right up!

[–]Criticalv 4 points5 points ago

And so the fight begins...

[–]Spazit 4 points5 points ago

I walked away from my computer after reading this, then came back to upvote it. I just want you to know your upvote cost me precious calories.

[–]Criticalv 1 point2 points ago

Nothing to worry about old bean, a bit of extra butter and jam on the old crumpet will jolly well fix that

[–]JacksProstate 1 point2 points ago

Sorry mum!

[–]finallymadeanaccount -2 points-1 points ago

All the way with LBJ!

[–]Glasweg1an -1 points0 points ago

Alf Ramsay here, you are a flaming Galaar !

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    [–]Ambitus -3 points-2 points ago

    Russian immigrant

    [–]TAcobjobCO 3 points4 points ago

    I'm an Australian and for some reason this has shown on my screen upside down! Is there something wrong with my computer?

    [–]jimthedestroyer 1 point2 points ago

    America here, I see what you did there.

    [–]ScientificCupcake 1 point2 points ago

    Because I need to do my assignments then!

    [–]Wooomp 1 point2 points ago

    welp that gets an upvote

    [–]CyrikRiand 28 points29 points ago

    If we downvote the OP, maybe it won't happen?

    [–]boogdd 18 points19 points ago

    Your logic is sound and absolute. This needs to happen.

    [–]scragar 6 points7 points ago

    also if you unsubscribe from anouncements this will never happen again.

    [–]iJacuzzi 13 points14 points ago*

    Better tell my wife and kids.

    [–]ajdrausal 6 points7 points ago

    Looks like I know when my bed time is tonight

    [–]gunshard 5 points6 points ago

    I expect the downtime to last 5 to 10 minutes.

    If I had a dollar...

    [–]Howie_Feltersnatch__ 29 points30 points ago

    Hurry! Save tuh internets!

    [–]Chris911 10 points11 points ago

    Please tell me this never changes to 1% or I'll be stuck looking at it for another 10 minutes.

    [–]blade740 10 points11 points ago

    It changes.

    [–]crazyguns 0 points1 point ago

    i wonder how many such disks it's gonna take!

    [–]wurbswrub 5 points6 points ago

    Well, it should get to 1% in about 5 minutes. Or, actually, 15 minutes. Or, actually, 2 hours. No, wait, 5 minutes again.

    [–]flyheight 1 point2 points ago

    You didn't even look at this for 1 minute did you...

    [–]fmyasitch 1 point2 points ago

    The whole gif is 27 seconds long. After 15 seconds an error message appears.

    Why isn't my username something like "gif-analyzer", I would get sooo many upvotes now! :P

    [–]Zoccihedron 0 points1 point ago

    ~22TB on the internet. When was this made? 2000?

    [–]boa13 1 point2 points ago

    Approximately, yes. I'm pretty sure I saw it in 2001.

    [–]sebzim4500[!] 0 points1 point ago

    It would be more realistic if the remaining time went up.

    [–]Hip-Hopster 3 points4 points ago

    F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...F5...

    [–]hrrrrsn 13 points14 points ago

    New Zealand here: what the fuck guys!

    [–]crazyguns 8 points9 points ago

    so you're the entire country of New Zealand and not just one person?!

    [–]KingTrashBag 0 points1 point ago

    Same diff. Bloody kiwi.

    [–]CrunchBang -1 points0 points ago

    We let retards vote in other retards to lead our country

    [–]Ch_Risf 3 points4 points ago

    It'll be 11pm which would be fine on most Sundays but tomorrow's a public holiday :/

    [–]UTC_Hellgate 4 points5 points ago

    Annual sheep snoggin' celebration already eh? ;)

    [–]corbomide 0 points1 point ago

    To be honest, you're not too far off the mark.

    [–]DiaperParty 3 points4 points ago

    When this post is 1hr old, I will try desperately to remember what I used to do on the internet.

    [–]scragar 0 points1 point ago

    Redtube, stumble upon or digg.

    Ars technica, boingboing or tblop.

    Or just do I'm gonna do and go back to bed for a nap.

    [–]DiaperParty 2 points3 points ago

    I'll probably spend the time on Newegg putting together a HTPC that I'll never buy.

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [–]batusdominater 5 points6 points ago

    Go on...

    [–]Jataka -1 points0 points ago

    Do it on LiveJasmin at the same time.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    Gonewild images... nuff' said!!!NSFW

    [–]necrocountant 0 points1 point ago

    I feel retarded for thinking imgur would be down as well. Thank you... very much.

    [–]cougarclaws 0 points1 point ago

    wayyyy too many cocks

    [–]pepperman7 1 point2 points ago

    here's a good question when you type "red" which one does it auto-complete to? :)

    [–]boogdd 2 points3 points ago

    My fiance and I are fighting, and all I have left right now in my life is reddit. Help me. What do I do? The last thing I want is to crawl in bed and say "reddit is down".

    [–]pentahelix 2 points3 points ago

    HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

    [–]ZytherAresh 6 points7 points ago

    Anybody got any good 10 minute videos to watch?

    [–]sunsunsun 9 points10 points ago

    Here's a 20 minute rant about urban design and just how ugly American public places are, it's really quite interesting and funny

    [–]Staying_On_Topic 2 points3 points ago

    http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pbfc8/one_cool_corvid/c3o2m6h

    Here is a list of youtube videos on crows and ravens 'talking', basically mimicking human speech, along with a bunch of videos relating to their intelligence from a scientific standpoint and the second last link is of a crow adopting a cat.

    [–]Jataka 0 points1 point ago

    11 minutes and 12 seconds to be exact.

    [–]I_Touch_Rabbits 2 points3 points ago

    NO!

    [–]lahwran_ 0 points1 point ago

    just go touch some rabbits, you'll be fine

    [–]treggify 5 points6 points ago

    I read that as "When this post is 1yr old, reddit will go down for a brief maintenance".

    I have so much time!

    [–]FriendlyFapper 1 point2 points ago

    Aww, here it goes.

    [–]dubskool 2 points3 points ago

    Wait, incognito mode has more than one use?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

    Gentlemen, if we do not make it through this "5 to 10 minutes" I want you all to know it has been a pleasure working with you glorious sons of bitches.

    [–]hallaway 1 point2 points ago

    Anderson, don't talk like that. We're going to make it. We have to.

    This can't be the end, right?

    [–]ramzie 0 points1 point ago

    What a great way to wake up. Read this post and see it was added 45 minutes ago.

    [–]knud 2 points3 points ago

    submitted 59 minutes ago

    Fuck.

    [–]Bennyboy371 2 points3 points ago

    Screw it, I'm sleeping through this one.

    [–]iamwoodyharrelsons 1 point2 points ago*

    While reddit is down, users should take the time to go buy tickets online for RAMPART!

    [–]DrugD 0 points1 point ago

    Hurry back! What else am i going to do during breakfast?

    [–]idislikekarma 0 points1 point ago

    Everyone else is going to be jerking off...give that a try.

    [–]DarrelSirens 0 points1 point ago

    As always, simply logout or use private browsing / incognito mode to avoid the downtime.

    7th time's the charm.

    [–]OneMillionDollHairs 0 points1 point ago

    in b4 redditpocalypse

    [–]werisar 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah.. well.. have an Australian upvote then.

    [–]phz10 1 point2 points ago

    Must open plenty of tabs..

    [–]Koopaking7 0 points1 point ago

    We all need to fall asleep sometime...

    [–]UnsignedHypedotNL 0 points1 point ago

    That's okay, I'm going to church.

    [–]Rakajj 0 points1 point ago

    No Thanks. I'll pass on this one.

    [–]gordigor 0 points1 point ago

    For heaven's sake, think of the kittens.

    [–]samuriwerewolf 1 point2 points ago

    I've always loved how Reddit not only explicitly states when it's going down for maintenance ahead of time but also tells us how to circumvent it.

    [–]Arianaxrose 1 point2 points ago

    Fap time

    [–]kiliankoe 0 points1 point ago

    I first read

    When this post is 1yr old,...

    Just getting ready to set up a reminder to be the first one to flip out when Reddit goes offline completely unannounced in a year. Damn.

    [–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

    Third time now. But it's okay...

    [–]Camelith 1 point2 points ago

    OH GOD IT'S ALREADY BEEN 13 MINUTES WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO?!

    [–]Ironrxb 1 point2 points ago

    I've been awake since Friday evening doing database moves, .....don't...leave...me....

    [–]fatboynotsoslim 0 points1 point ago

    SAVE ALL THE CAT GIFS!

    [–]pandatits 0 points1 point ago

    FUCK. BUT I JUST WOKE UP! In european and i find this offensive.

    [–]pandatits 0 points1 point ago

    Oh its 10 mins. Better go eat something

    [–]Herpedus 0 points1 point ago

    But I just woke up...

    [–]Daedkro 1 point2 points ago

    guys, we have less than an hour to invent time dilation.

    get on it, /r/science

    [–]LittleBodiedWatte 0 points1 point ago

    Hey alienth, do you eat bananas during the time you're doing these updates? Like a special downtime banana, in memorium of us?

    [–]alienth 5 points6 points ago

    thinks for a minute

    sure

    [–]LittleBodiedWatte 0 points1 point ago

    Surely you've heard of downtimebananas

    [–]griggsmaster 0 points1 point ago

    hmmm 5am guess i can sleep then.... fucking insomnia..... ehhh fuck it tf2

    [–]CJayhawk 0 points1 point ago

    I was just giving this post a quick ocular pat-down, and I thought it said "doing a bit of work on mustache tonight."

    I was confused but excited until I read the post properly.

    [–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

    God damn it you people hate Australians.

    [–]abrakdabralol 1 point2 points ago

    will fap.

    then have 9 mins left to nap.

    fap n nap

    [–]davie18 1 point2 points ago

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo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    [–]x2357 0 points1 point ago

    From Japan, dinner time!

    [–]Vanheim 0 points1 point ago

    An excellent excuse to play the Diablo III beta.

    [–]TotalFusionOne 0 points1 point ago

    For Boston/Washington/New York/North Carolina/Jacksonville Redditors that's 5am.

    (Go Lightning!)

    [–]Forcewater 0 points1 point ago

    Balls.

    [–]TrueAmurrican 0 points1 point ago

    liek dis if u cry evry tym

    [–]miidgi 0 points1 point ago

    steam just went down too!! WHAT WILL I DO????

    [–]UniversalSpecialist 0 points1 point ago

    Nooooooo! I'll have to study! You can't do that to me!

    [–]MCPeePants2k11 0 points1 point ago

    NO

    [–]Ikbentim 0 points1 point ago

    When this post is 5 minutes old you want to go and see Rampart

    [–]Enlightenment777 0 points1 point ago

    Oh, the Humanity !!!!!!

    [–]ArkofIce 0 points1 point ago

    What's wrong with Reddit's underwear and why does its briefs need maintenance?

    [–]Morphix007 0 points1 point ago

    This is happening

    [–]KingTrashBag 0 points1 point ago

    I have decided that Reddit will not go down.

    [–]less_bians 0 points1 point ago

    Then why don't you delete the post? wait for it.....

    [–]djstevefog 0 points1 point ago

    Come on man I just got home from work!

    [–]Probably_Unemployed 0 points1 point ago

    Even though it's only 5-10 minutes, I really needed an excuse to go to bed. Thank you for that reason.

    [–]AlexMaggot 0 points1 point ago

    10 minute powernap? Alright!

    [–]kehrol 0 points1 point ago

    opening up every single interesting post NOW for reading in 20 minutes...

    [–]yummybear 0 points1 point ago

    But I just got here?!

    [–]Fluffygoddess 0 points1 point ago

    Noooooo!!! I've only been on Reddit for 2 weeks, I can't lose you now!

    [–]blink_again_bitch 0 points1 point ago

    SON OF A, what am i going to to for 10 mintues?!?! GO OUTSIDE AND FROLICK IN THE SNOW OR SOMETHING?!

    [–]davejl 0 points1 point ago

    You have snow? where did you steal it from?

    [–]RoboticRobot 0 points1 point ago

    My first maintenance :D

    [–]FalcoonPUUUUNCH 0 points1 point ago

    please don't :c

    [–]TheAwkwardBanana 0 points1 point ago

    nooooooooooooooo.com

    [–]N0FEAR_Cookies 0 points1 point ago

    And I've just logged on, with 15 minutes left...

    [–]roswellb 0 points1 point ago

    5-10 minutes? On MY sunday!? Reddit you best be joking!

    [–]verbose_gent 0 points1 point ago

    Not tonight, guys. Please. I just got on!

    [–]Brewbird 1 point2 points ago

    When this comment is ten minutes old, Rampart will be screened inside your head.

    [–]TenshiS 0 points1 point ago

    10 minutes remaining guys. Brace yourselves.

    [–]Connador 0 points1 point ago

    Finally, something that will get me back on my homework.

    [–]widarlein 0 points1 point ago

    How nice of you to tell us the UTC time as well =)

    [–]bigyams 0 points1 point ago

    FUCK YOU. I NEED TO BE ON REDDIT.

    [–]Dragon_Exile 0 points1 point ago

    ＮＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ

    [–]jeltimab 0 points1 point ago

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    [–]SnorlaxSquad 0 points1 point ago

    3 more minutes!

    [–]stanek 0 points1 point ago

    No...it wont

    [–]trakor 0 points1 point ago

    2 min ahh

    [–]manlycaveman 0 points1 point ago

    submitted 58 minutes ago

    OH GOD NO I'M NOT PREPARED

    [–]notg3orge 0 points1 point ago

    Oh damn. I will finish with exams in one hour...

    [–]SOguy 0 points1 point ago

    5 - 10 mins!?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    WE MADE IT GANG! WE MADE IT!

    [–]terrankazuma 0 points1 point ago

    Well, that was fast. I went off to make some coffee and grab a muffin and suddenly, it's back

    [–]JiggleBiscuits 0 points1 point ago

    TIL there's a private/incognito browsing mode.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    LIES!

    [–]DanishDude 0 points1 point ago

    Five to ten minutes? I don't think I'll make it...

    [–]pedroREE -1 points0 points ago

    Keep Breathing.

    [–]coveritwithgas 1 point2 points ago

    I can't do this alone.

    [–]port22 0 points1 point ago

    I was tired anyway...

    [–]blaze1813 -2 points-1 points ago

    5 to 10 minutes of reading time.... Hmhmhm or FAP

    [–]gamerlen -2 points-1 points ago

    Aww. Figures, I'm at work on my cell phone.

    -sighs- I guess I'll just have to do my job...

    [–][deleted] ago

    [deleted]

    [–]ajdrausal 1 point2 points ago

    NO!

    [–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 0 points1 point ago

    You pricks. I'm drunk and need you.

    [–]algo2 0 points1 point ago

    I'm drunk and go fuck yourself! /cry

    [–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 0 points1 point ago

    How about I just fuck you? :3

    [–]algo2 0 points1 point ago

    AGREED!

    [–]Repealer -2 points-1 points ago

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    [–]Howie_Feltersnatch__ 6 points7 points ago

    Why did I scroll all the way to the right? What did I expect?

    [–]-xCaMRocKx- 2 points3 points ago

    Why did I scroll after reading your comment!? What's wrong with me?

    [–]essidus 2 points3 points ago

    Why didn't I read these before I scrolled!?

    [–]Repealer 1 point2 points ago

    You both missed something, look again.

    [–]-xCaMRocKx- 0 points1 point ago

    SWEET! My scrolling was not in vain! I suppose it was all worth it?

    [–]KrazyNarb 0 points1 point ago

    Im on my iPod so I kinda had no choice but look at the barrage of O's

    [–]vileSpanishiwa -1 points0 points ago

    we're all FUCKED

    [–]jrmcgee1 -3 points-2 points ago

    time to paint a wall and watch it dry

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