I JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA.

Frogstool · 3 months

On a first date, a guy and I went out to eat pizza. (Well, we went out for burgers but the place was closed.) I promised myself I wasn't going to make a pig of myself and try to impress this suave southern gentleman who was clearly out of my league by being dainty and ladylike. We decided that we were super hungry so we got an XLarge because worst case scenario, we could split it into boxes at the end of the night. False. I ate half of it. (So likely, the same amount of pizza you just ate.) Oooops.

TL;DR: Doesn't matter; had pizza.

Cloudycandyx · 3 months

Oh please, I can eat a pizza and a half if I let myself. I am a pizza eating machine.
That being said, I once ate an entire box of fruit by the foot while my sister was telling me how bad they are for me. Yum.

blackwillow · 3 months

Every now and then I like to have a spoonful or two of peanut butter. I freakin' love the stuff, even if I have nothing else with it. Well, I had one of those days where absolutely nothing went right. I don't recall anything disastrous happening, but I remember being miserable because karma seemed to be out to get me. That's the perfect time for an innocent indulgence, right?

I accidentally the whole jar.

TodayIAmGruntled · 3 months

I ate a 14oz steak by myself last night, plus the baked potato and a huge serving of steamed broccoli. It was a huge amount of food. But beef and broccoli are high in iron, shark week is coming, and I'm borderline anemic.

sleazyjesus · 3 months

Pizza.

Nutella.

Hummus.

Chips and salsa.

I can't keep that shit in my apartment. No, seriously, it disappears within hours of purchase.

[deleted] · 3 months

I ate a family size box of Cheerios in one day because, fuck, I love Cheerios. <3

anonnewmommy · 3 months

I feel like that everyday now. I ate a whole jar of pickles the other day. I had to stop myself from eating half of a papa murphys family sized pizza.

RobotHeather · 3 months

Bought one of those refrigerated rolls of cookie dough once and just peeled back the top and went to town on that thing like it was beef jerky. Probably 10,000 calories but frankly my dear, I did not give a damn. With that said, I'm never doing that again. I have to spend enough time at the gym as it is.

book_babe · 3 months

The title of this post made me laugh.

And don't feel bad. I totally eat amounts of food that my friends are convinced won't fit in my body. Especially at all-you-can-eat places.

mallowpuff · 3 months

I have been wanting to confess this all day!! Today I bought a thing of Edy's Butter Pecan ice cream (The large cylindrical package), and ate three HUGE bowls of it as soon as I got it home. I almost cleared the halfway mark on that thing. Oh God, but it was so good.

buttlips · 3 months

A whole Dairy Queen ice cream cake (the round 8-10 servings kind) within a day.

zombiemullet · 3 months

Pfff noob, you should have followed that up with some garlic toast and brownies. :)

Lyme · 3 months

I've done that before and I REGRET NOTHING.

And now I desperately want some pizza, dammit.

fizzynepenthe · 3 months

I eat a whole pizza occasionally - usually on days I forget to eat until night. No worries, it seems pretty common!

[deleted] · 3 months

Fiance and I went to a pizza place this summer and devoured an entire "family size" pizza... and then went to Culver's for shakes afterwards. Also it was like a zillion and five degrees out so we probably were sweating straight pizza the whole way home.

Also I've eaten almost half of a box of Oreos in a sitting before.

thescribblery · 3 months

I just want to say, I love you ladies, and I love this thread. <3

suddenlyshoes · 3 months

I once ate an entire enormous jar of Nutella in one night. It was delicious. No regrets.

aspmaster · 3 months

COWA-FUCKIN'-BUNGA.

Hime_Takamura · 3 months

I've done the same thing. just let yourself go sometimes. it's fun.

DarknessWithin · 3 months

Was it Digiorno's ? If so, you should get a medal. But really, I can do the same, just depends how hungry I am. When I was younger I was once invited to Pizza Hut (eating with forks? how fancy!) with a few Girl Scout girls and they only ate 1 slice, maybe 2 and started complaining about how full they were. I felt like a massive cow because I was still hungry and could finish half the pie if I were allowed :(

I can eat half a loaf of french bread in a sitting with a few cups of coffee. Oof, so bad.

ChikkyD · 3 months

Tim Tams. Shark week has once made me devour a whole box and I felt disgusting afterwards D:

OriDoodle · 3 months

Ate a whole box of a cheez-its and drank one of those 24oz bottles of mountain dew. In one sitting. You are not alone.

gimpwiz · 3 months

One time, I was moving out of a place and I had a lot of leftover food so I decided to use all of it to make one pizza. And then eat the pizza.

It was only a 10" pizza. I've eaten more than entire large pizzas by myself before (was a swimmer, was [and still am] male, ate 4000 cal/day for four years). But that pizza, that was a beast I regretted shoving into my face.

Imagine all the food in your fridge for one person -- leftovers, all your opened cans of stuff, your cheeses, and so on -- all on one pizza.

Delicious. But a poor strategic choice.

If it makes you feel any better, though, few things warm my heart as much as having a girl on a date eat a huge meal. (Also a meat eater. It had been a lonely four years before I went on a date with a girl who ate meat.)

Wombok · 3 months

Never feel bad about feeding yourself. Food shame is not okay. All these comments where womens partners and friends are asking them "are you SURE you want to eat that?" or "Are you going to eat ALL of that?" are totally invaliding. You're a grown woman. You can feed yourself. You know what you want to eat and what you should eat and as long as you find a happy balance overall everyone else can shut the fuck up.

Lupicia · 3 months

Don't freak out. If there's anything I've learned from frozen pizza, it's not to feel shame for eating a whole one myself. Um, calorie-wise, it's equivalent to having a milkshake or a large sized ice cream after a meal, but actually much better in terms of nutrients.

That said, don't do it often, but once in a while it's a great thing indeed.

Congrats!

msgobstopper · 3 months

Totally normal! :) I went out for dinner once with my boyfriend's family...they ordered pastas, appetizers and what not...I ordered myself a big nice slab of pork chop! I didn't expect it to be that huge but oh boy was it worth the looks I got ;]

EmbleerFrith · 3 months

When I was a teenager, on one of my birthdays I ate probably 4 or 5 enchiladas, 3+ pieces of pizza, and approx 6x6 inch piece of birthday cake. Awesome, but almost barfed...haven't eaten that much so quickly since. Your 1 frozen pizza is actually not bad at all!

LilDarlin · 3 months

I've had so many lately >.< Sometimes it's a whole burrito from chipotle. Sometimes it's a whole pizza from domino's PLUS the whole 8 breadsticks! I've had to start being careful now, because I realize how many times i've done this lately..

youresayingitwrong · 3 months

When I was seven I ate a large pizza all by myself, it was my proudest moment. Believe it or not, I wasn't overweight and actually a little skinny and tall for my age.

unintendedchaos · 3 months

Half a meatloaf. Never again...

parallel_unicorn · 3 months

Don't feel bad, that's impressive!

fionna_and_cake_ · 3 months

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

I would eat a whole pizza right now if I could. However, it's almost 2 a.m. so I had to settle from late-night chocolate cake and stale doughnuts from Harris Teeter.

...whoohoo!

Katfunk · 3 months

girl, my skinny ass asian sister in law does that all the time. no worries.

Alliegator8u · 3 months

I ate a whole pizza tonight too! I made it myself even, with lots of fresh mozzarella and alfredo sauce, plus broccoli. It was delicious, so I don't even feel bad for not sharing with my guy.

nowthisisawkward · 3 months

a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. welcome to the club of the hungry hungry caterpillars.

hypnotist_collector · 3 months

I also ate a whole pizza last night. Was feeling guilty as all hell until I read your perfectly timed post. Life points to EVERYONE! :-)

Also, TL;DR: Doesn't matter; had pizza - damn STRAIGHT!

bunnyfarmer · 3 months

Honey BBQ Twists. Ate a large bag in one sitting. No regrets

EDIT: Ate another bag just now at work. Still no regrets

roxnrock · 3 months

Was it in secret? Because calories don't count in secret.

Or on special occasions.

Symbiontic · 3 months

On occasion I like to sit down to an extra large pizza, some hot sauce, a few beers, and just eat it all in one sitting.

DeaD_bAU5 · 3 months

I once ate a whole cheese cake of different sampler slices of different kinds of cheese cake.

Self loathing never tasted so delicious.

Margot23 · 3 months

I ate five slices of an extra large pizza last night and waddled into the bathroom to look at my gut in the mirror.

Then I pretended that I was pregnant.

WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS? Apparently 2x.

evontually · 3 months

Hah! I ate a whole pizza once without even realizing it. I got it for sustenance during a long studying binge... next thing I knew I had only read 10 pages and all the pizza was gone.

I felt bad but was amused at the same time.

megatron1988 · 3 months

I ate a whole box of Mac n cheese today, I feel the same way...

misscorsair · 3 months

Pizza seems to be a common binge inducing food, it is mine as well. I always make my SO order pizza from Dominos because I am addicted to their lava cakes. So in addition to loosing track of slices, I ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL stuff my face with melted chocolate goodness. Then I go and hibernate lol.

Requiem89 · 3 months

I quite regularly eat entire treat size bags of Minstrels and then hate myself a little and demand to know what's wrong with me.

duhduhduhduhduh · 3 months

I think that's totally BOSS. Join the club, I love eating L/XL pizzas in one go. Then again I'm a guy, but hey, a girl who can hold her own in an eating contest with me is good in my book!

liselotta · 3 months

One time a friend and I made a frozen pizza and ate it. When it was gone we were both like ".... want to make another one?" at the same time. Devoured that one too.

Sometimes I make cookie dough and eat it until I'm full. Then whatever is left is made into cookies, and an hour later (once my stomach has recovered a little bit) I eat all of them.

frakkingtoaster · 3 months

Last night I ate about half a bag of Hershey's Cookies n' Cream drops. Usually I can control myself.. but oh well. They were delicious. One day won't ruin your life.

My most "oh god why" moment was when I ate two packages of Ramen and then proceeded to eat a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. I don't even know how I did that, I definitely couldn't do it now.

RaspberrySwirl · 3 months

I have eaten an entire container of chocolate frosting in one sitting. It was a really bad day.

sarahdams · 3 months

This is why I never have pizza. I simply can't control myself. I'm the worst with blocks of cheese and salami. IT'S DELICIOUS.

_silentheartsong · 3 months

Oh, I regularly eat whole pizzas. It regularly makes me feel bad. You aren't alone there.

LegoLegume · 3 months

Liz Lemon thinks it's perfectly normal.

KatieBSH · 3 months

Oh geez. This is making my stomach hurt - celiac, and I have a bad aversion to pizza now. HOWEVER, I have eaten an entire block of cheddar cheese (like the kind you slice up and eat with crackers - except no crackers for me), while watching "Biggest Loser". I think overeating while watching a tv show about people working their butts off to lose weight is kind of sad/funny.

victoryvines · 3 months

I once realized, as I crawled into bed, that I drank an entire gallon of milk and ate a dozen scones throughout the course of the day. Oops.

KiraOsteo · 3 months

Indulgences happen!

I don't buy Pringles or Ben & Jerry's any more. Same problem. "I'll just have one...whole container" happens. A whole pizza isn't the end of the world.

exjentric · 3 months

Ha, this one time, my best friend/roommate and I were on campus for a class we had together. There was a snowstorm going on, and I had wanted to stay home, because our professor had said this class was optional. But my friend had a class in the same room immediately afterwards that wasn't optional, so she convinced me to go to class with her. By the time we get to our class, the university has canceled classes for the rest of the day. When we go to take the bus back home, we find out the buses aren't running, since the university canceled classes. We had to walk home.

It took us 45 minutes to walk home in a white-out blizzard. We kept singing songs from Team America/Disney/Chicago to keep our spirits up. By the time we got home, we went to the convenience store across the street, bought two bags of cheesy potato chips, plopped on the couch, and ten minutes later, we had finished both bags, without even thinking. It was basically the best day ever.

kmb61288 · 3 months

During the first month I was dating my SO, we made about a pound of pasta for the two of us (we were hungry). I split it up onto two plates, and ate my entire half pound. He finished about 1/4 of his and proclaimed he was full. I grabbed the plate and polished his off....

kis4me · 3 months

Ha ha ha. puny little eater.

I ate 17 freshly caught dungeness crabs in one sitting. The only reason why I stopped was because people were staring at me in wonderment, confusion and disgust.

Definitely in the top 5 best meals of my life.

pipsmagee · 3 months

You're my hero

Roommatej · 3 months

Just go for a run tomorrow.

Roommatej · 3 months

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polarka · 3 months

oh god, now I am hungry.

youngpunk · 3 months

pizza is the best food, top it with onions and bacon and ill eat 50 slices

AndeesCandees · 3 months

Came back from a friends birthday party with several bags (like big bags) of candy, that she didn't want. Ate it all in one sitting.......sick for days.

mangobluetea · 3 months

My husband and I always say, "If either one of us wasn't as in to food as the other person, would this relationship work?" We notoriously pig out and day dream out about food together. Its a beautiful thing.

dancn_jesus · 3 months

If it's a good pizza, you bet I could eat the whole thing.

I'll feel like shit afterwards (semi lactose intolerant), but it's delicious in the moment.

blue_eyed_sunrise · 3 months

Oh man, I do that from time to time. Too lazy to make real food - go get frozen pizza. Decide I will eat half of it. Then I leave the rest to sit on my stovetop. And slowly, I will consider wrapping the rest up, and instead grab a piece to eat. Two hours later - GONE. I feel horrible and awesome at the same time. Then all I can think about is how I'm sad it's gone and how I really want more pizza. I fucking LOVE pizza.

princessjmb · 3 months

I do this quite often actually. I just keep shoveling food into my mouth until I eventually look down and realize that it's gone. My most recent endeavor was an entire bowl (like a huge mixing bowl) of chocolate pudding.

flowboy · 3 months

This thread makes me feel less alone in the world.

Wonder-Girl · 3 months

I can eat medium pizzas by myself if I am hungry enough. I can eat a whole bag of goldfish in one sitting within the hour and one time, when I was in high school, I ate 18 slices of that CiCi's Pizza on a dare.

Good times! Lady eaters unite!

[deleted] · 3 months

I had half a package of Oreo Berry Blast Ice Creams a day for 3 or 4 days. Oof.

pyo · 3 months

Damn this thread - I'm totally getting a pizza for supper now.

StrudelCutie4427 · 3 months

I've done that before...it's so, so, so good but I always feel horrendous afterwards. It's even worse when my roommate catches me; she's a sorority girl, so she's always dieting even though she's skinny already. I'm the not-skinny one, so I always blame it on a shitty day or something.

Last night, I bought 2 things of veggie sushi from Publix (I never see more than one, so when I saw two, I got two!) and I meant to only eat one for dinner last night and save the other one for today. Yeah...it didn't turn out that way. However, my wasabi tolerance has become even better.

onelittleowl · 3 months

I once ate an entire box of thin mints in about 20 minutes....

MaryOutside · 3 months

Aw, no girl. No problem eating a whole frozen pizza. That shit is tasty. Don't hate on your appetite.

[deleted] · 3 months

I've been eating whole pizzas since age 12. Don't worry about it.

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