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[–]ltd_ed 40 points41 points ago

Manowar haiku reading:

May your sword stay wet
Like a young girl in her prime
Hold your hammers high

[–]tom957http://www.last.fm/user/tom957 3 points4 points ago

Sign of the hammer

In it you can hear the sound

In a metal way

[–]snoogansomg 5 points6 points ago

All men play on ten  
Play it loud don't play it low  
Never turn it down

[–]deathofthesun 8 points9 points ago

After the torch-light red on sweaty faces

After the frosty silence in the gardens

After the agony in stony places

The shouting and the crying

Prison and place and reverberation

Of thunder of spring over distant mountains

He who was living is now dead

IF you're not into heavy metal, you are not my friend.

[–]ENKCENKC 11 points12 points ago

So i walked outside into the street 
From a hall i heard thunder and screams 
I walked inside so i could hear 
and the guy beside me gave me a beer

Brings a tear to me eye. Moving stuff.

[–]headless_bourgeoisiethejackyl 20 points21 points ago

I want to go to a poetry recital and read Carcass lyrics.

[–]BukkakePizzaTRUE METAL WARRIOR[S] 2 points3 points ago

Only sixteen

a woman not a girl

Old enough

For a trip around the world

[–]JSKlunk 6 points7 points ago

Read Anal Cunt lyrics.

[–]femaiden 1 point2 points ago

[–]SPna15http://www.last.fm/user/SPna15 5 points6 points ago

And you would be rightfully laughed out of the recital.

[–]Benacor 13 points14 points ago

Or hailed and glorified!

[–]ENKCENKC 1 point2 points ago

Hailed and killed.

[–]sadf 4 points5 points ago

Oh like Manowar lyrics are really that much more laughable than "My step-dad is a mean dumb dumb and I hate my ex-boyfriend"

[–]rwingvr6 2 points3 points ago

Read Cannibal Corpse lyrics instead.

[–]SatanIsMyLawyer 2 points3 points ago

I want to go to a poetry recital and read Pig Destroyer lyrics.

[–]bedogMANOWAR KILLS 1 point2 points ago

They Rose Up From The Ground

Screaming Like Wild Animals

Such Is The Gift Of Absolute Power

No Blade Or Weapon Could Harm Them

They Killed Men And Horses Alike

And All Who Stood Before Them Died That Day

Hail Gods Of War

[–]Suprdupr 1 point2 points ago

\m/

[–]Benacor 1 point2 points ago

You have so many options...

If you want to do an ode to a god, try Hymn of the Immortal Warriors or Loki God of Fire off of Gods of War. If you just want violence and adultery, try Hand of Doom, House of Death, Violence and Bloodshed, or Pleasure Slave. For something more serious, try Courage, Carry On, Defender, I Believe, or Valhalla.

Whatever you do, end it with The Warriors Prayer.

[–]aXehanD_leraXehanD_ler -2 points-1 points ago

I will not let you.

[–]BukkakePizzaTRUE METAL WARRIOR[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]freejumps 1 point2 points ago

That is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

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[–]Ferranax 3 points4 points ago

Read some Cannabis Corpse lyrics.