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I want to go to a poetry recital and read Manowar lyrics. (self.Metal)
submitted 3 months ago by BukkakePizzaTRUE METAL WARRIOR
[–]ltd_ed 40 points41 points42 points 3 months ago
Manowar haiku reading:
May your sword stay wet Like a young girl in her prime Hold your hammers high
[–]tom957http://www.last.fm/user/tom957 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Sign of the hammer
In it you can hear the sound
In a metal way
[–]snoogansomg 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
All men play on ten Play it loud don't play it low Never turn it down
[–]deathofthesun 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
After the torch-light red on sweaty faces
After the frosty silence in the gardens
After the agony in stony places
The shouting and the crying
Prison and place and reverberation
Of thunder of spring over distant mountains
He who was living is now dead
IF you're not into heavy metal, you are not my friend.
[–]ENKCENKC 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
So i walked outside into the street From a hall i heard thunder and screams I walked inside so i could hear and the guy beside me gave me a beer
Brings a tear to me eye. Moving stuff.
[–]headless_bourgeoisiethejackyl 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
I want to go to a poetry recital and read Carcass lyrics.
[–]BukkakePizzaTRUE METAL WARRIOR[S] 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Only sixteen
a woman not a girl
Old enough
For a trip around the world
[–]JSKlunk 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Read Anal Cunt lyrics.
[–]femaiden 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Or GG Allin lyrics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH8ENik0Lak
[–]SPna15http://www.last.fm/user/SPna15 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
And you would be rightfully laughed out of the recital.
[–]Benacor 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
Or hailed and glorified!
[–]ENKCENKC 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Hailed and killed.
[–]sadf 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Oh like Manowar lyrics are really that much more laughable than "My step-dad is a mean dumb dumb and I hate my ex-boyfriend"
[–]rwingvr6 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Read Cannibal Corpse lyrics instead.
[–]SatanIsMyLawyer 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I want to go to a poetry recital and read Pig Destroyer lyrics.
[–]bedogMANOWAR KILLS 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
They Rose Up From The Ground
Screaming Like Wild Animals
Such Is The Gift Of Absolute Power
No Blade Or Weapon Could Harm Them
They Killed Men And Horses Alike
And All Who Stood Before Them Died That Day
Hail Gods Of War
[–]Suprdupr 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
\m/
[–]Benacor 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You have so many options...
If you want to do an ode to a god, try Hymn of the Immortal Warriors or Loki God of Fire off of Gods of War. If you just want violence and adultery, try Hand of Doom, House of Death, Violence and Bloodshed, or Pleasure Slave. For something more serious, try Courage, Carry On, Defender, I Believe, or Valhalla.
Whatever you do, end it with The Warriors Prayer.
[–]aXehanD_leraXehanD_ler -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
I will not let you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvf0k9bWNWU
[–]freejumps 1 point2 points3 points 28 days ago
That is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
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[–]Ferranax 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Read some Cannabis Corpse lyrics.
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[–]ltd_ed 40 points41 points42 points ago
[–]tom957http://www.last.fm/user/tom957 3 points4 points5 points ago
[–]snoogansomg 5 points6 points7 points ago
[–]deathofthesun 8 points9 points10 points ago
[–]ENKCENKC 11 points12 points13 points ago
[–]headless_bourgeoisiethejackyl 20 points21 points22 points ago
[–]BukkakePizzaTRUE METAL WARRIOR[S] 2 points3 points4 points ago
[–]JSKlunk 6 points7 points8 points ago
[–]femaiden 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]SPna15http://www.last.fm/user/SPna15 5 points6 points7 points ago
[–]Benacor 13 points14 points15 points ago
[–]ENKCENKC 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]sadf 4 points5 points6 points ago
[–]rwingvr6 2 points3 points4 points ago
[–]SatanIsMyLawyer 2 points3 points4 points ago
[–]bedogMANOWAR KILLS 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]Suprdupr 1 point2 points3 points ago
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[–]aXehanD_leraXehanD_ler -2 points-1 points0 points ago
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