Female/ 18/ Detroit. AMA

Ok Full Story

I bought the beads from a pure romance party that I held. They weren't featured in the catalog and were only offered to me because the butt plug I wanted was on back order. I need something to bring with me to see my boyfriend on valentines day so I obliged. They were purple and rubber with a ring on the end. She encouraged they were better because it wasn't actual string, which is impossible to disinfect. I put them in pile of purchases sex toys and packed them for the weekend.

We only used them once and he kept the last ball out for most of the time, he needed his hands for other things. After playing with them for a while, he pulled them out gently and slipped in. There were no problems, my biggest fear (gunk coming out with it) did not happen, I was very relieved.

So fast forward I'm back home again a couple weeks later, and I brought my laptop in the bathroom with me so boyfriend can wash me shower but he can't hear me because I like to dance to music. While in the shower cleaning all my toys and getting ready to use them.

Finally I get to the bet and we have our web cams going. I have some cocoa butter oil nearby to help slide them in and after a while with my fingers and my bullet, I ask him if he wants me to put them in. So I do. I was told that when you put them in, you pull back a little for each one, I guess so the don't just bunch up? anyway so I do that and I get to the last one and both of us are about to cum. I'm trying to pull the last bead out so I can use both my hands without having to worry about them all the while thinking, "wow I hope this doesn't snap" and the fucking ring snaps.

So i'm pulling and the end trying to get it out and it snaps again all the way to the ball in side. I had sort of a hook around the ball but it was not coming out. After being in a very uncomfortable angle I resigned and took out my hand despite his protests. "Well you're gonna have to go to the doctor" still writing

So I start thinking which one of my friends can I cal without this spreading, or who can take me no questions asked. I finally get my boyfriends old roomate and he drops me off. We weren't sure if it was the right place so I told him I would give him a thumbs up. I go in there and ask "Is this the emergency room?" The lady says yes. So send the kid home and go back inside.

"How can I help you?"

"I have something stuck"

"Are you a veteran?"

"Wah? No?"

"This is the veterans hospital"

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

So I walk across the street to an ambulance to try and figure out where the fuck I'm supposed to be. So I cross this shady ass street with like two streelights and I find it. They make me take everything out my pockets to go through the metal detector (see if you can guess which city this is). So I write on the form, "Something stuck inside" But then I decided to man up a tiny bit, and wrote "beads stuck in side". I filled out insurance stuff, they took my blood pressure asked me usual questions, (nothing about the beads yet) Then they put me in my own room.

I changed into a gown and some nurse came in and said she was gonna try an 'inflatable catheter'(?) She didn't seem to know what beads looked like. She put this thing inside me and it was supposed to inflate and she hoped the beads would come out with it, she tried it twice and it wouldn't work. She said we needed an xray and a surgical consult.

So after calling my boyfriend and letting him know what was going on some lady wheeled me to the xray room in a wheelchair which was fun. I threw my hands up and said "weeee!!!" the doctors must have though I was loopy off pain killers or something but I was really just trying to make the best of a shitty situation. So blah blah xray, I look at it with the lady and play "whats that".

I'm back in my room waiting, and this tall sexy blue eyed god comes in. He is my surgeon. He tells me that he's gonna try some stuff but if worst comes to worst he might have to operate because the wall of the colon is very thin and we dont want it to break. All I'm thinking is about how insanely hot this surgeon is and how much I want him inside me lol.

Anyway they give a sedative called Ativan and I can feel it immediately when they inject it, my legs start to tingle. He tells me roll over on my side and that im going to feel pressure. I couldn't see but I guess he just put his fingers in and dug them out. I feel them come out and he says "I'm going to throw them away ok?" I mumble ok and he leaves before I can say bye sexy doctor.

beads looked like this

Edit: mod doesn't wanna give me a star so here is the proof I can give. Straight from photobooth