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A Valentine's Day favor could help heal my broken heart, r/denver (self.Denver)

submitted ago by mancheganGolden

Here's the deal:

I bought a pair of tickets to a comedy show for a girl and I BUT SHE HAS BAILED. The tickets are not refundable or exchangeable and I feel like a forever alone because I cannot find anyone else to go with.

Details:

The Naughty Game Show Challenge at Comedy Works (DTC) 2/14 7:30pm

http://www.comedyworks.com/comedians/603

I bought the couple's ticket for $43.50 total but I'll break on the price if it helps me get rid of this emotional burden. I called Comedy Works and they said I can just give someone the order confirmation number.

PM or reply, thanks guys.

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[–]SaydrahArvada 19 points20 points ago

OK. I stalked you and found you use r/OkCupid. Obviously the thing to do is post:

EDIT: If any cute girls want to be a substitute date, here's my OKCupid profile, feel free to evaluate me and send me a PM with yours if you want to go.

Stalked you in attempt to find a photo and post it for you knowing that we have many single ladies up in r/Denver, but you seem not to have posted one. However, you are apparently:

  • Into backpacking
  • Casually Buddhist
  • Fond of sloths
  • A dog person
  • Not that interested in Libya
  • A disc golfer
  • At least an occasional drinker and trees-er
  • Formerly from Grand Rapids
  • Moderately misogynist, but you're on Reddit, so moderately misogynist makes you a feminist if graded on a curve
  • Straight-haired
  • Heterosexual
  • In your early to mid twenties
  • A college graduate
  • Quit a mind-numbing job six months ago
  • The son of churchgoing, still married parents

Any takers, gals?

[–]mancheganGolden[S] 3 points4 points ago

So there is a reddithistory wikia post about you and you're clearly some kind of controversial power user who is also an seo marketing specialist.. I feel like I would be missing a huge opportunity if I didn't buy you a beer.

[–]SaydrahArvada 6 points7 points ago

I'm terrible at SEO, actually. And I don't drink. But I do latte. Do you want to buy me a coffee beverage? I work by Aviano.

[–]ElLechero 2 points3 points ago

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!2

[–]SaydrahArvada 1 point2 points ago

We had fun :) I talked him into joining a businesswomen's group... eyebrow waggling abounds. (Seriously though, best kept secret in DTC, the businesswomen's professional networking group allows men and has GREAT luncheons.)

[–]ElLechero 1 point2 points ago

Good, I'm glad you guys had a good time.

[–]wellifyouinsistStapleton/Northfield 0 points1 point ago

she's a "weddit pawriah" tee hee

[–]ElLechero 0 points1 point ago

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[–]mancheganGolden[S] 2 points3 points ago

Wow you went DEEP.

I like the idea and if a suitor does want to see my okcupid profile they should PM me. I don't need every tom dick and harry looking at my personals.

Thanks for profiling me?

[–]MaximumIrrelevencySouth Denver 1 point2 points ago

holy crap. You're the one who found the biological parents too, right? Cripes I feel like you're 4chan.

[–]SaydrahArvada 2 points3 points ago

Nah, that wasn't me, I'm a reddit stalk-ee, not a reddit stalker, most of the time. I'm now findable in real life in 30 seconds via my Reddit name, thaaaaanks Reddit. But I had an "I'm HELPING!" moment up there. I didn't even really stalk that much, I just read his comment history. If I wanted to get really stalkery with it there'd be more than that.

[–]MaximumIrrelevencySouth Denver 1 point2 points ago

You did good helping the chap out.

[–]FluffyPurpleThingDenver 0 points1 point ago

What's the story with the biological parents?

[–]MaximumIrrelevencySouth Denver 1 point2 points ago

Sorry buddy. Lots of helpful people here! Hope one will find this.

[–]taiguyPark Hill 0 points1 point ago

unload the tickets on craigslist and get your head out of the game. a few of us (including those with girlfriends) are having a "guys night" which means poker, beer, and other shenanigans not involving hallmark holidays.

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