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[–]redbaron15 129 points130 points ago

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My servants, they do everything for me! In fact, they are typing this message while I dictate it to them. Jeffery, fetch me another drink, and why are you still typ

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Pro-Tip: You need to give your servants degrading and stereotypical names. 'Jeffrey' probably still thinks he has a soul.

[–]Toby_Reynolds 17 points18 points ago

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You're telling me :(

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Be quiet, you.

[–]sirooni 9 points10 points ago

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Your name is TOBY

[–]zserf 3 points4 points ago

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I have a friend who has the middle initial J. Once we were trying to guess what it was and somebody said, "Jeffrey". I said "What is he, a butler?". The person who asked responded with, "My dad's name is Jeffrey".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So, was he?

[–]apec766 2 points3 points ago

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Look, he thinks he's people!

[–]finnomenon 1 point2 points ago

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still thinks it has a soul

FTFY

[–]Ergydion 1 point2 points ago

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I also couldnt live without my slave. And now upvote me, slave!

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points ago

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Internet.

It's my only form of communication, and entertainment. I use it for phone calls, video games, chatting, browsing, studying, TV shows, movies, music, email, personal documents, and pretty much everything in my life.

[–]billzebub12 29 points30 points ago

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This. I'm in the same boat. No internet means no anything. I might as well just sit in my room, strum my guitar, and sing songs about sad feelings.

[–]krazykane 27 points28 points ago

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It's the 90's all over again!

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 27 points28 points ago

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have you ever been to portland?

[–]LeChatelier 4 points5 points ago

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People ride bicycles. Or double-decker bicycles. Or unicycles!

[–]Jobeanie123 34 points35 points ago

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I once gave up all "sweets" for Lent. Horrible idea, but I made it through. I ate this one sweet thing because I forgot, but I don't technically thing it counts. Plus, I'd only had a bite.

On a different note, if I give up my virginity for lent, do I get it back on Easter?

[–]joliver321 12 points13 points ago

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Only if you have sex for 40 days straight.

[–]lenneth73 95 points96 points ago

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Listening to music.

And Neopets.

[–]nokyo-chan 148 points149 points ago

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[–]whydoistillplaythis 34 points35 points ago

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And Neopets.

Oh god Neopets. 40 days without using the lab ray on all of my accounts? I'd go crazy!

[–]smackmeup 15 points16 points ago

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I got frozen yesteday. Giving neopets up for good. God should be pleased.

[–]tobeanything 1 point2 points ago

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My side was frozen for using a score sender yesterday!

I guess making 200k in two hours is a tad suspicious.

[–]gyrferret 7 points8 points ago

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Dear Lord, talk about fostering the kid inside you for too long....

[–]tobeanything 9 points10 points ago

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You should add me :D

my account is lupe_cry and I lack neofriends :3

[–]Yerathiel 5 points6 points ago

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Ugh stop I'm (massaker19) going crazy right now. My scone guild is really flourishing as well

[–]lenneth73 1 point2 points ago

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Added you :3

[–]RougeRampage 6 points7 points ago

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Shit, I just went back in time.

[–]mahouyousei 1 point2 points ago

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Are you on r/neopets? :D

[–]I3addog 82 points83 points ago

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Coffee. I'd give up any religion that wouldn't allow me to drink coffee.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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Mormons can't have caffeine.

[–]TheSeparateFirst 25 points26 points ago

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According to my Mormon friend, they can actually drink caffeine. Just not coffee. He drinks caffeinated sodas all the time.

[–]lordkabab 10 points11 points ago

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What about Tea?

[–]TheSeparateFirst 5 points6 points ago

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Unsure. He's gone on his mission now, so I can't ask him either. Find a Mormon, there have to be a few around here.

[–]Clumpy 27 points28 points ago

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Mormon here. If you're talking tea as a stimulant (i.e. green tea, iced tea), then no. Herbal tea, things like that, sure. The spirit of the rule has to do with avoiding addictions, though regarding something like caffeine things are a little more hazy. There isn't any official rule, though, and most LDS beliefs or commandments keep it general rather than listing everything out, so individual interpretations about caffeine consumption or things like decaf vary.

[–]derKapitalist 11 points12 points ago

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Not saying this isn't a decent rule for living, but I'm curious: how is it reconciled with Jesus' wine drinking? Or does it not need to be, for some reason I'm missing?

[–]tiki_man_ca[S] 18 points19 points ago

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As far as what I have been told by Christians. First of all one thing said is the wine back then was different and more vinegary than the wine we enjoy today. Second is the bible doesn't teach that drinking alcohol is a sin in itself. It is getting drunk or being a drunkard that is.

As most things in the Bible there is a lot to be left to interpretation, hense the so many varieties of denominations.

[–]Clumpy 13 points14 points ago

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Let me first draw a distinction here between drinking and drunkenness. It's entirely internally consistent to draw that distinction, as drinking is generally regarded pretty neutrally in Biblical sources whereas drunkenness is regarded as a weakness and usually lumped into lists of another negative characteristics. Personally, I think that wine and alcohol in general made particular sense prior to modern sanitation, as alcoholic fermentation kills microbes and bacteria that might otherwise ravage water stores and those who drink from them.

So for awhile, even Latter-Day Saints used wine for the sacrament for the same reason that other denominations do - its symbolic resemblance to blood. Somewhere along the timeline there came the Word of Wisdom. We believe it to be a commandment; you're free to think of it as a change of policy. Now observing the Word of Wisdom as written is a condition of continued Church membership, as well as freedom from other chemical dependencies (they didn't exactly have Vicodin in the 1800s but it meets the spirit of the law). It isn't one of the central LDS beliefs by any means, but is one of the things that really peculiarizes Mormons in the eyes of others.

[–]derKapitalist 5 points6 points ago

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Somewhere along the timeline there came the Word of Wisdom. We believe it to be a commandment; you're free to think of it as a change of policy.

Totally did not know about that. It seems far less peculiar now. It's not as if there exists no precedent in Christianity for changes of policy. Really, you might go so far as to say Christianity itself was a change of policy. Jesus sounds a lot different from Moses.

[–]Clumpy 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, Mormonism is distinct in that it emphasizes the continuation of the Prophetic line and other aspects of the Old Testament, though the missionary culture, aspects of Church organization and stuff are very New Testament in origin. You might be interested in this chapter from the manual missionaries currently use detailing the basic gist of it. The "key points" box on page 36 and list of definitions on Page 44 in particular, probably.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Which partly explains why BYU has such a terrible mathematics department.

[–]Sibiu 5 points6 points ago

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As a BYU grad in engineering, I couldn't agree more. All my math was learned from the Internet and through my engineering courses.

[–]Clumpy 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, you'll see your share of Monster Energy Drinks and whatnot. But yeah, I was originally a CS major and couldn't stand the way the curriculum was already designed for people who read that stuff for fun. They didn't explain anything they expected you to already know, and the lectures, curriculum and exams seemed entirely independent. This might be representative of colleges; I don't know.

[–]TheSeparateFirst 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the clarification. I always find traditions very interesting, religious or otherwise.

[–]Antarmy1 7 points8 points ago

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We can definitely have caffeine. It's just the coffee. And Tea. And alcohol and smoking and trees.

[–]Plutor 4 points5 points ago

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What's the rationale? Is there something about coffee beans in particular that make them verboten?

[–]BowmanTheShowman 1 point2 points ago

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Nor can Seventh Day Adventists.

[–]menwithrobots 1 point2 points ago

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You get to choose what you give up, not necessarily your greatest weakness (though advised, it's just a guideline really). I choose chocolate every year.

[–]gradual_start 1 point2 points ago

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Usually I drink 2-3 cups a day. On my second day of not drinking it. My head hurts.

[–]kingpumpkin 106 points107 points ago

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Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. Books.

[–]katacarbix 94 points95 points ago

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Books. Books. Books. Books. Boo- Books. Books. Books. Books. Boo- Books. Books. Books. Books. Books. EVERYBODY!!

[–]Mysteri0n 72 points73 points ago

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If you ain't readin' books get the fuck out the club

[–]I_Never_Win 56 points57 points ago

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They ladies love us when we read books, they need an excuse to use our Nooks.

[–]surette 11 points12 points ago

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READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK

[–]Yondee 2 points3 points ago

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NOT A NEWSPAPER, NOT A MAGAZINE, READ A BOOK NIGGA, A FUCKING BOOK!

[–]puiestee 1 point2 points ago

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Buy deodorant nigga, it's not expensive!

[–]Paxjax 8 points9 points ago

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The drop in this song is the sound of a large book falling to the ground.

[–]HolyMuffins 31 points32 points ago

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[–]gyrferret 4 points5 points ago

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Replace books with Video Games and then you've got the other half of reddit :D

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Came here to say this. Thanks, kingpumpkin, you're doing us bookworms a service.

[–]kingpumpkin 1 point2 points ago

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Your welcome other bookworms, I am here to say, US BOOKWORMS DO NOT HAVE TO BE SILENT ANY LONGER!

[–]we_had_chips 2 points3 points ago

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Hereford. Hereford. Hereford.

[–]NLO_Cliff 1 point2 points ago

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Man, fuck the Horde. For the books, I say!

[–]shelivestowin 1 point2 points ago

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This made me realize that "books" is one of those words that starts to sound weird after being repeated consecutively.

[–]1LT_Obvious 36 points37 points ago

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I couldn't live without insulin for 40 days

[–]phuhcue 55 points56 points ago

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you forgot to ban internet as a response. internet.

[–]HumerousMoniker 14 points15 points ago

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Kim Dotcom isn't allowed the internet anymore. I think he's going to be just like wolverine in that movie swordfish.

[–]kane2742 2 points3 points ago

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I only remember two things from that movie: Halle Berry topless, and Hugh Jackman's character doing some sort of hacking while getting a blowjob. Sound like Kim Dotcom's life is going to be pretty good.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No more Internet? If I was him I'd be screaming "JUST FUCKING END IT I CAN'T DO THIS!"

[–]metwork 11 points12 points ago

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Steam. I need games.

[–]itdeffwasnotme 91 points92 points ago

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Water. It's crucial I drink like 8 glasses a day.

[–]linds360 44 points45 points ago

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Man up. Jesus did.

(psst, this is sarcasm. please don't hurt me, atheists.)

[–]darthjt 47 points48 points ago*

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It's okay, they're circlejerking in /r/atheism. You're safe here.

EDIT: Oh my god, /r/atheism, a circlejerk? Stop the fucking presses! Clearly I speak lies, and hate!

[–]gyrferret 9 points10 points ago

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No no this is the life cycle of every sub reddit.

They grow, they flourish, they reach a tipping point of recurring content, they go meta, then they begin circle jerking until they restart the cycle.

[–]awkwardursus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thefakekennyg 13 points14 points ago

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Movies. If I can't get my cinema on, I am lost.

[–]_little_kid_lover 45 points46 points ago

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Reading.

[–]eokeer 34 points35 points ago

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And small children I'm assuming.

[–]OmegaArcadia 2 points3 points ago

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Anticipation is the best part . . .

. . . I'm assuming.

[–]Faranya 4 points5 points ago

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I'd have to agree with this, my friend.

Also, we still need to fight to the death, re: American Revolution. Or at least so says my reddit tag for you.

[–]hostergaard 1 point2 points ago

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I assume you mean books, because I cannot not read. To me a word is like a picture, instantly recognizable as representing what they represent. In fact, sentences too. I do not read words and sentences, I see them.

Reading is not an action to me, its something passive, omnipresent.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 44 points45 points ago

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Alcohol or some other means of altering my state.

[–]reptarmagnolia 2 points3 points ago

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I like you.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 8 points9 points ago

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Sigh...

[–]Jsk2003 58 points59 points ago

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Girl look at that body.

[–]MsAnnThrope 1 point2 points ago

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Yup. I've just had half a bottle of wine, and I have to say my state is very nice.

[–]G1ng3rPaul 8 points9 points ago

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Caffeine in any form; I swear I'm fuelled by that shit

[–]lordmycal 9 points10 points ago

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I'd give up being catholic for lent. ;)

[–]Faranya 11 points12 points ago

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Don't worry! Lent doesn't apply on Sundays, so you can still go to church!

Isn't that great?

[–]hagerty9009 1 point2 points ago

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Loopholes mothafucka! We have them!

[–]adenrules 5 points6 points ago

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[–]brantyr 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LASER_SEMEN 10 points11 points ago

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I actually gave up on both fapping and sex long ago.

It is just too risky.

[–]tiki_man_ca[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Yah you might get your hand pregnant.

[–]Horrible_Mother 2 points3 points ago

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See username. Massive lulz.

[–]backbob 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]LASER_SEMEN 2 points3 points ago

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I'm afraid so.

It has been a mixed blessing, though.

I now own a very successful diamond-cutting shop.

[–]fgriglesnickerseven 82 points83 points ago

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Sapping and Fex

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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i wee shat you tid dhere.

[–]WebsterD 86 points87 points ago

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You had a tiny bowel movement?

[–]zakjosh98 1 point2 points ago

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Are you a spy?

[–]toastedsweetroll 21 points22 points ago

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The Internet and It makes me feel horrible admitting it.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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  1. Beer
  2. Adderall
  3. Reading a book

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 9 points10 points ago

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If you added 4. Chinese food we would be the same person

[–]Sexual_Implications 17 points18 points ago

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Well, at least we know how you got your user name.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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This is the basis of myself.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've given up 1 because I can't live without 2.

[–]andrewsmith1986 130 points131 points ago

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Reddit.

F5F5F5F5

[–]WillWalrus 48 points49 points ago

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alt + F4 makes it refresh much faster.

[–]katacarbix 10 points11 points ago*

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You mean 'option + f4'? It's not working!

EDIT: To clarify for the people calling me a Macfag, I only use a Mac because the hardware is reliable. In fact, I'm posting this from the Windows partition.

[–]d3310n 6 points7 points ago

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option?

[–]brendan09 17 points18 points ago

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On Macs the alt key is named "option".

"The more you know.."

[–]Yondee 1 point2 points ago

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The more you know..

the more you forget?

[–]gyrferret 2 points3 points ago

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Pssssst. He's on Mac.

[–]Tirith45 1 point2 points ago

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He's on a Mac.

[–]trillic 1 point2 points ago

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Mac

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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omg...i actually just tried that. I should really go to bed now.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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lol i allready had you tagged as "is on reddit too often"

[–]LesterIsMore 17 points18 points ago

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Well, he does have 550,000 comment karma. It doesn't grow on trees, you know.

[–]DorkasaurusRex 29 points30 points ago

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Well, now that you mention it, /r/trees actually gives out heaps of upvotes to most folk.

[–]gyrferret 2 points3 points ago

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When you're stoned and all you wanna see are red pot leaves, there's only one place to go.

[–]Lazerus42 4 points5 points ago

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when do you sleep?

[–]andrewsmith1986 9 points10 points ago

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April

[–]Lazerus42 1 point2 points ago

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i will be on the look out for you in May then to make sure you wake up from you hibernation

[–]lanismycousin 1 point2 points ago

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The collective known as andrewsmith1986 takes turns sleeping.

[–]TzarBog 1 point2 points ago

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You. Are. Everywhere. the tag just keeps getting longer and longer...

[–]dr_doomtron 5 points6 points ago

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My medication, seriously its pretty important.

[–]its_rabbit 4 points5 points ago

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meat. i love me some meat.

although i did give up fast food. hoping i lose a few pounds

[–]TheGreenBackPack 3 points4 points ago

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using racial slurs against my own race extremely out of context.

[–]Halafax 5 points6 points ago

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pronouns.

[–]darchinst 25 points26 points ago

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Sex apparently.

I just started dating a catholic girl a few days ago and things were going great. I'm an atheist, but I didn't care about her religion because we got along so well in our initial conversations.

Then last night she told me she was giving up sex, kissing, everything for lent. Being in a brand new relationship and not being one to cheat, I broke it off with her. There is no way that I could go 40 days without sex and kissing, especially for a reason I don't believe in or agree with.

EDIT: I know you said sex is not a creative answer, but I actually broke up with a girl last night because of giving up sex for lent.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 23 points24 points ago

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Dude. You should've stuck it out for a week or so at least. My guess is, in a couple days time, you would've had the best sex/kiss/sex session ever!

TL;DR: She wanted it to feel wrong.

[–]darchinst 3 points4 points ago

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I feel you, and I thought about it. But this girl is REALLY catholic. She has a rosary hanging on her rear-view mirror, keeps one in her purse, prayed with her kid while I was on hold before bed, thoroughly, etc. She's a new and very enthusiastic catholic, she was sticking with it.

[–]FionaTheHuman 10 points11 points ago

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If she were that hardcore about it, she wouldn't have had premarital sex with you anyhow, so 40 days wouldn't have mattered. The fact that she gave up sex for Lent only seems awfully hypocritical.

[–]tiki_man_ca[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Well you have a story to go with it so its okay.

One reason why having an intimate relationship with someone that has different beliefs is hard.

Kudos for you for breaking it off and not cheating though you have my respect and my upvote.

[–]kieuk 15 points16 points ago

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no way that I could go 40 days without sex

Heh.

[–]horseychic 1 point2 points ago

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Hello male me! I just started dating a catholic guy who is giving up sex for lent...and we haven't even done it yet. How can you give up something that you've never had. (He's also 25) My thinking is I've waited this long, what's 40 more days, but then 40 days!?!

Ugh...

[–]menwithrobots 4 points5 points ago

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At my Catholic High School we have something called the 40 Day Challenge. On top of what we gave up, no fapping all through Lent. Of course the joke is people walk around and ask how other people are doing, and the common reply is: Well, i made the first few hours... Or: Yeah! This is the longest i've ever lasted!

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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so true. the only hard part is remembering to hang up the phone before you start cursing lol

[–]tiki_man_ca[S] 1 point2 points ago

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It's bad enough that you can't kill them.

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[–]Yondee 1 point2 points ago

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Literally

Literary?

[–]Badwolf84 14 points15 points ago

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Guinness.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Skype. It's how I talk to my boyfriend every day.

[–]impurethoughts 4 points5 points ago

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Non-creative answer: chocolate

Creative answer: going to the gym

[–]whothrewthat 3 points4 points ago

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Once i decided to quit chocolate for Lent as an exercise of the will. That meant no chocolate, no cocoa, and nothing with even remote traces of any of these in them. And while i was a chocolate junkie before, i found that after the 40 day period, it just wasn't that interesting to me anymore. I'm still unable to eat a larger amount.

So based on this experience, other than basic needs (air, food, water) i could probably go without anything for 40 days. Except maybe toilet paper. It's not that i would have a problem with washing my ass at home, but public restrooms would become even more awkward than they already are.

[–]tiki_man_ca[S] 1 point2 points ago

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What about changing your underwear?

[–]gyoungofficial 2 points3 points ago

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Challenge accepted

[–]DeuxRouge_frogs 4 points5 points ago

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Tea. I drink it everyday.

[–]ForNoRaeson 11 points12 points ago

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My plan for Lent is to give up "getting angry at people for having different opinions to me", I should learn to accept other people's perspectives on things and not get into arguments about things based on opinions yada yada it lasted about 12 hours, basically up to the moment my friend told me he didn't like Infinite Jest.

FUCK YOU THAT BOOK IS A GODDAMN MASTERPIECE.

[–]RCam88 10 points11 points ago

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Silence. I couldn't live without at least an hours silence each day.

[–]MyNameIsChar 3 points4 points ago

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Video Games. I haven't gone a day without playing some kind of video game in years. Maybe I have a problem.

[–]firemylasers 5 points6 points ago

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Blood. Nobody ever says blood.

[–]Faranya 13 points14 points ago

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Probably because I don't ingest that much blood in a typical 40 day period...

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[–]DrunkNFunky 2 points3 points ago

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Caffeine aside,

I don't think I could live without sugar in any form ( in my coffee, candy, pastries, packaged foods)

[–]silentfool13 2 points3 points ago

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Sleep.

[–]Icalasari 2 points3 points ago

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Tech

Because it's the only way I have to contact my girlfriend (Yes, I know about mail. My writing is so sloppy that it isn't viable if I had no tech with which to type a letter on. I can't even read my own printing sometimes)

[–]Thats-Awkward 2 points3 points ago

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Noodles.

[–]Faranya 2 points3 points ago

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I went vegan for Lent last year, and fasted from sunrise to sunset.

That was...unpleasant.

[–]lickthecowhappy 2 points3 points ago

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sleeping in late. I try very hard to get up early but it's so difficult!!

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Air. Pretty sure I wouldn't last long without air.

[–]andrewsmith1986 8 points9 points ago

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Blackstar once said that good posts have 10 times the amount of comments as upvotes.

[–]SamStephens 3 points4 points ago

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if i couldnt workout i would be really depressed

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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My phone. I considered giving up texting, instead I'm fasting during the day except for fresh fruit.

[–]Faranya 7 points8 points ago

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I fasted during the day last year, except for liquids.

I did not give up alcohol, so St. Patrick's Day was...memorable. In that I can't remember much of it between suppertime and when I got to the hospital.

[–]SydWashere 2 points3 points ago

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Oxygen.

[–]Roaven[!] 3 points4 points ago

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Water or Oxygen

[–]grindor 3 points4 points ago

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I hate to admit it. But marijuana. I like to tell myself im not a stoner, but i think about good nugg more than i think about sex. the smell of weed, good or bad, always brings such good funny memories to mind. People lie when they say its not addicting

[–]starkwords 1 point2 points ago

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Red Bull. That shit is my crack.

[–]DraX696 1 point2 points ago

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Internet. Music. Games.

[–]LookOutForTheWam 1 point2 points ago

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Techno music at obscenely high volumes. You should try it sometime!

[–]SweetSheepie 1 point2 points ago

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Cheese.

[–]Anemscol 1 point2 points ago

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I gave up video games once. Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released during those 40 days. To this day I still wonder how I survived

[–]GrandChawhee 1 point2 points ago

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Chap stick!

[–]randpand 1 point2 points ago

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Cheese. It would kill me but I'd probably lose ten pounds if I did it.

[–]Sheriff_Twinkie 1 point2 points ago

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Buying some sort of fast food. I love the convenience of it and it saves me the hassle of cooking. I made a bet with my girlfriend that I can go 40 days and not get take out food. I feel as if I will lose this bet.

[–]Superhombre 1 point2 points ago

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Laughter. I couldnt go a day without laughing at something

[–]TH4TBROWNGUY 1 point2 points ago

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My ADHD meds. Without it I get sidetracked a lot, and I piss people off like shit.

[–]RustisMaximus 1 point2 points ago

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Reading, Doctor Who, and alcohol. Especially alcohol.

[–]Zaries 1 point2 points ago

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Food, water, or shelter.

[–]tambrico 1 point2 points ago

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I would die without milk.

[–]AutumnalGrace 1 point2 points ago

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Decent-quality headphones.

I once broke my favorite pair of headphones and had to resort to using the shitty default earbuds that came with my mp3 player for the 2 weeks it took to get them fixed.

Oh, how it pained me.

[–]FrenchMyToast 1 point2 points ago

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I'm giving up alcohol and laziness. Wish me luck.

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Pooping.

[–]bluebunnyram 1 point2 points ago

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Apples. No joke. I haven't gone a week for years without at least three apples.

THREE. APPLES.

[–]Oltex 1 point2 points ago

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Rick Astley's never gonna give you up.

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my son...sometimes I go a day without seeing him (awake) and it sucks. I couldn't imagine going without him for 40 days!

And also I couldn't live without email.

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Sports. Whether watching on TV or reading on the Internet.

[–]skytro 1 point2 points ago

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Internet, i would probably die from boredom. Earlier today telstra servers got f'd in australia and internet was down for half an hour... I was lost without it

[–]thats_not_me_honest 1 point2 points ago

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Cleaning my ears...I would be terrified when the 40 days is up

[–]Princess_of_Darkness 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to give up Lent for Lent

[–]Flexi-boot 1 point2 points ago

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Gaming. Can you imagine the work I would get done!?

shudder

[–]aislingcats 1 point2 points ago

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Well I gave up beer.

It's going to be a long month or so. Very, very long.

[–]UR_Face 1 point2 points ago

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potatoes. bitches love potatoes

[–]Mr_B_86 1 point2 points ago

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Cheese.

I need cheese daily or I WILL DIE.

[–]Mnementh2230 1 point2 points ago

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40 days?

Here's a short list of things I couldn't live without for that period of time: Food, water, air...

[–]riccarjo 1 point2 points ago

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Just seeing my girlfriend...a day feels like an eternity.

[–]extrazipper 1 point2 points ago

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It was suggested I give up ice cream for Lent (even though I don't celebrate it). I know I couldn't do, though. I don't even eat ice cream very often, but knowing I can't have it is torture.