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[–]ninja_at_law 581 points582 points ago

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Nancy Grace

[–]HonorsStudENT 26 points27 points ago

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All the upvotes in the world to this. She finds one topic and sticks with it for 6 months and just acts like a complete bitch the whole time. I don't know who the hell would subject themselves to that.

[–]Yuforic 60 points61 points ago

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Fuck. That. Hoe.

[–]Antiquefluff 355 points356 points ago

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John and Kate plus 8... and now I guess just Kate and her 8. We get it, your vag was cursed by satan and your life is hectic=/

[–]KingKane 231 points232 points ago

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I've always said John Minus 8 would be a way better show.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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It'll probably just be him screaming "I'M FREE BITCH!" Over and over again.

[–]FyreFlimflam 858 points859 points ago

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It's not on yet, but Fred from youtube is getting a show. I cannot adequately express my loathing.

[–]distortedtheory 158 points159 points ago

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It's funny cause Fred started out by making fun of the emo tween stereotype, then he perpetually became a parody of himself.

[–]johnster95 87 points88 points ago

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it's like an extremely annoying Citizen Kane

[–]naaahhman 311 points312 points ago

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Fuck everything about that annoying motherfucker. It's like Chris Crocker and Clay Aiken shit out 256 types of PG annoying and sold his ass to Nickelodeon. I don't think he has any type of talent other than annoying anyone with a brain and eardrums.

[–]SteveBoss 55 points56 points ago

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I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT GUY

wow that felt good. My reddit therapy session is over.

[–]rawstone 1516 points1517 points ago

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Toddlers & Tiaras.

[–][deleted] 169 points170 points ago

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Probably the only show on TV I consider morally offensive.

[–]Still_not_here 13 points14 points ago

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I thought that show Bridalplasty was pretty bad. Chicks competed for free cosmetic surgery before their weddings. The thing is they got the surgery's during the time the show was on so they had to like recover while they did challenges... actually nvm that show was hilarious

[–]doodlays 30 points31 points ago

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This show makes me angrier than anything else on television. It's child abuse, plain and simple. And it's glorified.

"My daughter likes to do pageants!" Well guess what. Kids like to do a lot of things that are bad for them. They also like to each 2 pounds of candy in one sitting. It's your job as a parent to be smarter than them and tell them that it's wrong. And if you force your kids to do it (candy or pageants, take your pick), it's child abuse. At least with candy it might keep the pedophiles away as your kid would get fat, though.

[–]MajorDoon 397 points398 points ago

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I second this. I'd rather watch kids get hit with a belt for an hour. They're both child abuse, but pedos will have a harder time whacking off to my idea.

[–]homeboy5925 147 points148 points ago

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actually the pedos would probably be down for both

[–]failparty 94 points95 points ago

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Not to defend pedophilia, but that is a generalization. Some pedos would prefer the former, some the latter, some would like both.

[–]Actinopterygii 129 points130 points ago

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shudder that show is honestly scary...

[–]PIngp0NGMW 44 points45 points ago

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Is there anything equivalent to childhood beauty pageants outside the United States? I've wondered this since at least the JonBenet murder but have always had no idea.

[–]signorafosca 24 points25 points ago

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Watch "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"

[–]PrinceJonn 21 points22 points ago

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Sweden reporting in. Nothing as blatantly pedophiliac as this.

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[–]fearofthesky 109 points110 points ago

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Oh god...why. We have the worst reality TV shows. Also see The Biggest Loser and Excess Baggage, ewww. Those are not healthy ways to lose weight.

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[–]fearofthesky 84 points85 points ago

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"This is my journey, I took on this challenge because waahhhhhhh!!"

Come to think of it, Masterchef is much the same.

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[–]YNot1989 335 points336 points ago

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The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Should be titled, "Republican Porn," or, "Wear a Fucking Condom."

[–]dogsarentedible 27 points28 points ago

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How are you not at the top yet? Fuck that show. It's basically just dramatic shots of people saying they're pregnant.

[–]ZedSpot 31 points32 points ago

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Yeah, but it makes a great drinking game. Drink everytime they say "sex" and you'll be wasted before you know it.

[–][deleted] 1163 points1164 points ago

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The 700 Club

[–]slowshot 108 points109 points ago

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I am a champion of free speech, but I am close to drawing the line with the shit I heard on that show during the 5 minutes I watched it. Never again.

[–]gngstrMNKY 33 points34 points ago

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For some reason I was watching when Pat blamed 9/11 on gays, abortion, and internet porn.

[–][deleted] 191 points192 points ago

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This is the right answer.

[–]TrollingPope 12 points13 points ago

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I remember when that would come on right after Whose Line Is It Anyway? on ABC.

"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, where the points don't matter! That's right, the points don't matter, just like the 700 Club."

[–]duckman21 30 points31 points ago

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I wish this comment was higher in the list. As a Christian, I find this show to be extremely destructive. It is on at a time where most people had their breakfast and gone to work, so it is really catering to the unemployed, stay at home moms and just generally with people who are in a vulnerable moment in their lives.

Its basically a "self help" TV show with a Christian twist. If you accept God, he will bless you with a nice family, a new house and a good job. It sickens me.

[–]AlexFahrenheit 418 points419 points ago

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THAT DUGGAR FAMILY SHOW!

[–]mattbryce2000 56 points57 points ago

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One of the things that pisses me off (among the many, many things about that show that piss me off) is that every child has a name that starts with J. It's almost like they went, "How can we make our kids feel even less unique? I KNOW! We'll give them all the same initials." Throw in the fact that the kids have to schedule time with their parents, and you have essentially guaranteed at least one of those kids will commit suicide.

[–]_Soltero 117 points118 points ago

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I believe it's called "Look How Many Fucking Kids These People Have"

[–]44problems 133 points134 points ago

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What I hate about "19 Kids and Counting" is that if it is ever on, I start out full of hatred. Then I just feel sorry for the kids. Because what, there's 19 of them, so odds are one is gay/lesbian. And that poor kid will never be able to be who they are. Never mind if one of their kids is perfectly straight but ain't in to the whole "get married at 18 to a person you barely know and have never ever held hands with and then have kids past the age that it is unsafe to have kids" scene and will be outcast from the family.

I've often played a game called "Less Conservative Dating Ritals than the Duggars." I'm having trouble finding ones more conservative that don't involve a hole in a sheet during sex.

[–]Chantottie 44 points45 points ago

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I know! Can you picture Jim Bob and his wife (what's her name?) having sex? I giggle to myself every time.

Also, yeah.. at least one of those kids have to be attracted to the same sex, and there's also got to be at least one that questions their faith. Poor things.

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When they were in Scotland, Jim Bob (the dad) was trying to talk Jesus stuff with a street performer they had been watching. The guy was being polite to Jim Bob, but said he didn't really believe in god - you could see the fear in Jim Bob's eyes, it was like his brain was screaming "AN ATHEIST, ABORT ABORT!"

[–]Chantottie 21 points22 points ago

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Haha, I saw one episode where they went to the creation museum. The parents were hard core "obviously this is how the world was created". Then they interviewed the kids about evolution, and non of the kids really said anything worth while supporting creationism. They were just kinda, like "well, the Bible says so.. and yeah, I guess that's how it is".

Then they interviewed people on the street about dinosaurs. Everyone answered along the lines of "I'd be a complete moron not to believe in dinosaurs." The channel obviously has many faults, but I give props to TLC for supporting two sides of the argument on an obviously very religious show.

[–]wruce_bayne 1493 points1494 points ago

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Any Tyler Perry show. Fuck Tyler Perry.

Edit: Or his movies, for that matter.

[–]Forthewolfx 583 points584 points ago

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What about his plays?

[–]KoalaBomb 239 points240 points ago

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You mean like theater? Tyler fuckin' Perry did theater?

[–]moustachemustache 218 points219 points ago

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(The Madea things were based on plays.)

Not sure if you were actually confused, I'm just trying to help.

I'll leave now.

[–]KoalaBomb 91 points92 points ago

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Nah, I actually didn't know that.

[–]DonieDrako 26 points27 points ago

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I tried to watch a Tyler Perry movie once, thinking it would be so terrible it would be hilarious. Turns out it was not so much funny, but extremely preachy.

[–]sneakersotoole 105 points106 points ago

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When I first started seeing ads for all of his shows and movies I remember thinking to myself, "I don't know who this Tyler Perry guy is, but fuck him!"

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[–]trentasaurus 835 points836 points ago

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TMZ... A show where they ask minor celebrities mundane questions as they're walking to their car, and then make "jokes" about them. I hate it.

[–]nazgaten[S] 112 points113 points ago

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BAhaha yeah i forgot about that , i don't think i even classify thiat as a show. To me its more like an infomercial don't even take notice of it's shitness

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 812 points813 points ago

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American Idol.

[–]reanm8or 90 points91 points ago

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Finally... I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find it. I can't believe this show has been on as long as it has.

[–]CoreClock 1106 points1107 points ago

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16 and Pregnant. My ex used to make me watch that show. I felt like I lost a couple of IQ points every time...

[–]soul-taker 326 points327 points ago

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The silver lining:

Of those who watch it, only 14% think it glamorizes teen pregnancy, and 86% are more likely to take precaution when having sex after watching the show because fuck if they wanna have a baby and be miserable like those kids.

http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/22/16-and-pregnant-tuned-in-teens-are-turned-off-by-teen-pregnancy/

[–]PotataChipz 595 points596 points ago

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Are you kidding? That show is my guilty pleasure. Watching that shit makes me feel like the best human being on the planet.

[–]o0Johnny0o 1389 points1390 points ago

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If I had a time machine, I'd take the studio audience of Two and a Half Men through the atrocities of committed by humanity and see exactly what they won't laugh at.

[–]Nomae 1692 points1693 points ago*

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Two and Half Men actually becomes one of the greatest shows on TV if you treat it as an epilogue to Platoon. Essentially you watch Charlie Sheen's character return from war and slowly lose all impetus to accomplishing anything in his life besides empty pursuits such as making money and banging sluts. To cope with his severe PTSD he starts on a downward spiral towards alcoholism and drug abuse. Eventually he tries to redeem himself in at least the smallest of ways be acknowledging he loves Rose- only to be killed by her later offscreen.

Edit: Just logged in to see all the responses, normally id try and respond but theres just so many, thanks everyone! I normally don't post any more with college but I still love you guys!

[–]fjellfras 251 points252 points ago

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I like to pretend American Psycho fills in the gap in Batman Begins when Bruce Wayne has moved out of town to when he comes back as Batman and he just hallucinated about the ninja training.

[–]dodahdoodoo 72 points73 points ago

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Bateman...Batman...Whoa.

[–]thoroughbread 10 points11 points ago

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Batman... Bateman... Bates Motel... Psycho... American Psycho... Batmobile....

[–]Moonsocks 376 points377 points ago

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I love you

[–]nella20 368 points369 points ago

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"I had sex and have just made a sexist immature joke about it" Laugh track. Repeat for ten years.

[–]Raza1love 70 points71 points ago

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I've actually found the equation for everything that happens in that show: By "witty" I mean smart enough for a 5 year old to think it's witty.

  1. Brother says something "witty" about never having sex.
  2. Charlie Sheen says something "witty" (and misogynistic) about always having sex.
  3. Kid comes in and asks for a sandwich.

That's it. Reared over and over and over and over, etc.

[–]OccasionallyWitty 57 points58 points ago

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No, no, you see, the kid's job is to take euphemisms and double entendre completely literally. This made perfect sense when he was ten at the start of the show, but nobody figured out that children get older as time passes. Thus, his character never changes and he has to come to grips with the fact that he's functionally retarded.

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I must confess. My 11-year-old self found it really funny in a Las Vegas screening of the pilot.

I may have contributed, in my own horrible way, to that show's success.

[–]ernie_dingo 291 points292 points ago

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that took balls to admit. It's tough, but I forgive you

[–]nvsbl 289 points290 points ago

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I don't. You can go fuck yourself, em_son.

[–]pime 81 points82 points ago

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Let me guess, the pilot-group administrator had a dozen 11 year olds fill out 100 forms, all stating you were a male between 18 and 34?

[–]SMac127 59 points60 points ago

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I was once in the studio for an episode filming (that's summer sausage, not salami) and it took like 5 hours, and your sitting on shitty bleachers and they make you laugh like that. If a joke doesn't go over well they will rewrite the scene while you just sit there like a Melvin.

[–]proserpinax 139 points140 points ago

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The fact that Two and a Half Men is the most popular scripted show on US TV makes me weep for humanity.

[–]sexi_squidward 313 points314 points ago

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Tyler Perry's House of Payne

-_- wtf is that shit

[–]mh1563 1601 points1602 points ago

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According to Jim and that stupid George Lopez show. Actually, most sitcoms where the dad is a fat clueless "man's man" and the wife is witty and attractive.

[–]pactrina 312 points313 points ago

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The exception to that would be the Simpsons.

[–]jayssite 346 points347 points ago

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I wouldn't call Marge witty and attractive.

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[–]j0nacus 61 points62 points ago

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And Playboy.

[–]PurpleSfinx 408 points409 points ago

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According to Jim

*Checks Wikipedia*

That horseshit ran for eight years? What the hell is wrong with our species?!

[–]pime 536 points537 points ago

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I wonder if shows like this are some sort of money laundering scheme. Like those restaurants that are open for years but never have anyone eating in them.

[–]Oreo_Speedwagon 57 points58 points ago

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I always assumed someone had compromising photos of a network exec.

[–]PurpleSfinx 179 points180 points ago

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Whoa...

[–]dirtymoney 122 points123 points ago*

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WHat is strange is i dont really consider them even a regular sitcom show. More like the absolute bottom of the barrel kind of sitcom. They are incredibly cliche, unfunny types of shows that are made for dullards. Not trying to insult dullards, but the shows are absolutely horrible.

I assume why the george lopez show ever stayed on tv as long as it did was because it was the only hispanic show on tv & hispanics were watching it solely for that reason. Not bashing hispanics though. If the tables were turned... whites would do the same thing. Kinda similar to the tyler Perry shows with black people.

[–]0rbitaldonkey 1140 points1141 points ago

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Any show on Cartoon Network that is NOT A FUCKING CARTOON.

[–]spinral 645 points646 points ago

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On that note:

I'M LOOKING AT YOU GODDAMN DISNEY CHANNEL. NO MORE FUCKING DISNEY TWEEN STARS FFS.

[–]iceaje 272 points273 points ago

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Phineas and Ferb.

otherwise every show on there is compete shit

[–]Al_Scarface_Capone 39 points40 points ago

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Phineas and Ferb is a kids show. I would never watch that sideways glance right guys... heh...

[–]spinral 67 points68 points ago

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If you're watching that show as an adult I'm going to tell mom and you're gonna be so BUSTED!!!

[–]rmg22893 20 points21 points ago

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Phineas and Ferb is a goddamn masterpiece. One of the only shows that both kids and adults can watch and both get a laugh out of.

[–]burnzkid 190 points191 points ago

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But dude, what would happen if there WEREN'T live action shows on Cartoon Network?

[–]Quillworth 420 points421 points ago

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It would be the fucking 90s again.

[–]EpicFishFingers 175 points176 points ago

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There are live action shows on Cartoon network now?? :C

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points ago

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I'm glad I'm in the "doesn't know" crowd. I can't stand commercials.. been watching everything online for years.

[–]Onatu 89 points90 points ago

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I see what you did there and I hate you for it. Darn all of those annoying live action shows. Just get more brilliant stuff like Adventure Time, finish Symbionic Titan, and revive Toonami.

I think after that we can call it a day.

[–]drfitzgerald 95 points96 points ago

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Sometimes I watch Destroy Build Destroy, because I laugh at Andrew W.K. no matter what he's doing.

[–]time_traveller_ 33 points34 points ago

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Andrew WK has been getting funnier and funnier as the years go on... this is one of my favourite things he's done in a while...

[–]thestinkypig 797 points798 points ago

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The real housewives of <insert location>

I'm sorry but you are all people who DON'T have any money and you are all white trash an behave as such. You are all has been people that need money so you agree to behave like an idiot for 20 grand an episode if it means you get to keep your lifestyle. Nobody wealthy wants to have cameras in their house...I'm sorry but the 1% want their privacy (basically they behave the opposite of Kardashians)

[–]afellowinfidel 250 points251 points ago

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i believe they are reffered to as "New Money".

[–]learn2die101 137 points138 points ago

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West Egg.

[–]Anal-Balls 10 points11 points ago

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Upvote because I actually caught an F. Scott Fitzgerald reference... there's something I never thought I would type.

[–]NotMyBike 67 points68 points ago

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Ah, the nouveau riche

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points ago

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You don't have to apologize at the beginning of every sentence. The post asked you to hate on these shows.

[–]EnglishMD 23 points24 points ago

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I know the ones from Atlanta are pretty much all broke. I think the Beverly Hills crop is pretty well off though, the Malouf (sp?) lady is loaded and Kelsey Grammar's ex wife. Same goes for the New York one I think, a few blue-bloods in there. What are the other ones, New Jersey and Orange County? Never seen them, would assume a couple wealthy ladies in OC and Atlanta style show but no dough from New Jersey

[–][deleted] 577 points578 points ago

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Little People Big World. They are the most boring and/or annoying people, idgaf that they are little people.

[–]missavanna 145 points146 points ago

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My friend has a friend who actually lives by them. She says they're really snobby and rude.

Also, when I was a kid the youngest boy was in my daycare and I would play with him.

[–]icedtia 47 points48 points ago

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I go to school with Zach. See him pretty regularly, but have never talked to him.

[–][deleted] 180 points181 points ago

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TIL Everyone on reddit knows the Little People

[–]lemonsmcbob 221 points222 points ago

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I guess it isn't such a big world after all.

[–]midnightnick 51 points52 points ago

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Small World, Small People

[–]Redletterweek 9 points10 points ago

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Regular Sized World. Many Giants.

[–]ajlm 42 points43 points ago

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I used to work at a bookstore they used to frequent and they were always really polite. And I feel bookstores really bring out the worst in people, so my experience with them was always pleasant.

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The dad tries to be a badass too when he starts yelling. C'mon man...

[–]shartwagon 37 points38 points ago

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Shart brother!

[–]Wookington 506 points507 points ago

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Millionaire Matchmaker. It's like these 2 ugly skanks, serving up gold diggers to rich dweebs for a profit. I just hate how they try to justify it at all.

Turn Ons: Money! Turn Offs: No Money!

[–]tribe84 115 points116 points ago

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"I have a 99% success rate". Never seen a success on the show.

[–]I_Ride_A_Kraken 15 points16 points ago

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Because those episodes don't make money.

[–]Pufflye 39 points40 points ago

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It's a funny show, those rich people are insane. You are just watching it from a wrong perspective.

[–]saiariddle 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah this show is a guilty pleasure for me and I just find it hysterical. Their "introduction video" is the best part.

[–]K6o6a6la 84 points85 points ago

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Speaking of shows that people hate, I'm going to have to say that I hate all of the new reality shows on National Geographic, History Channel, Discovery, ect. They're all exactly the same; a bunch of men running around and complaining, just like every other television show. They've all just sold out to marketing, and when something informative is on its only because it's promoting a movie or something. I can't watch it anymore because I feel like I'm losing mental capacity.

[–]phillymjs 23 points24 points ago

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Big upvote for this post. The new shows that have been popping up on those channels just make me cringe. Larry the fucking Cable Guy has no place being on the History Channel.

Discovery and History used to be two of my most-watched channels. Those days are long over.

[–]jamurp 148 points149 points ago

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'The Hills' and 'The City'. Toilet television that relies on creating fake tensions between 'characters'. It also brought Spencer Montag onto television screens.

[–]themindreader 917 points918 points ago

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Whitney

[–]Hark_An_Adventure 1068 points1069 points ago

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FUCK YOU, NBC. GIVE ME MY FUCKING COMMUNITY BACK.

[–]ilikecommunitylots 280 points281 points ago

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I like you

[–]nakedladies 112 points113 points ago

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I wish Community was on air at the moment, but I'm not really upset that it's not on. I'm upset that NBC put it on hold for Whitney, which is just genuinely awful.

[–]KingOfComputer 52 points53 points ago*

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They didn't put it on hold for Whitney, that moved to Wednesdays. Community got put on hold mainly because NBC has no clue what the fuck they're doing.

EDIT: I don't want to sound like NBC should have kept it on the air simply because it's a good show - it's a miracle that Community even got a second season considering the abysmal ratings. I'm saying that NBC's schedules are a nightmare in general. There's a reason they were below Univision at the beginning of sweeps.

[–]KipTheFury 415 points416 points ago*

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Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore, Desperate Scousewives, The Only Way is Essex, Made in Chelsea...

Any of the so-called "reality" shows TV companies seem determined to push on us.

Edit: Also anything with the word "Gypsy" in the title

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Im from Liverpool and when that show came on there was a universal 'what the fuck is this shit' reaction in the city. I see them all over town and no one is impressed.

Also, I don't get why they made them re-enact events instead of just filming them when they happened.

[–]Z0bie 40 points41 points ago

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Don't forget Tallaghtfornia.

[–]omplatt 78 points79 points ago

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TIL there's a Geordie Shore. That most be the funniest sounding program ever.

[–]dcux 159 points160 points ago

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[–]omplatt 28 points29 points ago

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Captain, I've got a "Toblerone Rollo combo" down here in engineering, you'd better come take a look.

[–]McBain3188 334 points335 points ago*

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Anything on MTV

EDIT: Anything on MTV in the last 5 years

[–]RedFollower 113 points114 points ago*

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MTV should not even have shows. I have pointed this out before, but the MTV name is redundant now.

[–]pime 215 points216 points ago

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That's cool, they made MTV2, so that they can show their shitty shows on MTV, but MTV2 will be just about the music.

One year later

Fuck, it happened again!

[–]Dirty0ldMan 24 points25 points ago

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That's why they also have MTV Tres.

[–]nobleba 128 points129 points ago

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MTV 8: The Ocho

[–]0rbitaldonkey 351 points352 points ago

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But... Beavis and Butthead...

[–]Yserbius 101 points102 points ago

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The entire MTV lineup is worth it just so there could be a Beavis and Butthead commentary on it.

[–]nazgaten[S] 426 points427 points ago

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In one day my girlfriend got me to sit through, hollywood house wives, swedish hollywood house wives, jersey shore, 16 and pregnant, top model then the only was is essex. Felt, stupider, dead inside and little insane. Reminded me of the movie idiocracy..

[–]cwstjnobbs 82 points83 points ago

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My girlfriend sits in front of the TV watching this shit plus more of the same all night after work.

And she has the cheek to say that I'm wasting time in front of my computer all night.

Fortunately she is incapable of making me watch the shit with her.

[–]gring0 57 points58 points ago

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Sounds like you guys have a really solid relationship.

[–]lolyouguys 182 points183 points ago

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In one day my ex girlfriend got me to sit through, hollywood house wives, swedish hollywood house wives, jersey shore, 16 and pregnant, top model then the only was is essex. Felt, stupider, dead inside and little insane. Reminded me of the movie idiocracy..

FTFY, I hope.

[–]imataqito 700 points701 points ago*

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Any show on NBC that's preventing Community from coming back.

EDIT (2/21): Hah, GREAT SUCCESS!!

[–]ilumlia 228 points229 points ago

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MIND OF MENCIA! FUCK CARLOS! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

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[–]fronco845 22 points23 points ago

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I hate any of those stupid wife shows, like Baskeball Wives, Baseball Wives, Mob Wives or even The Real Houswives of New York. There all about a bunch of middle aged woman tearing each other apart.

[–]XGDragon 581 points582 points ago

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Seinfeld. Naw, just fuckin with you guys who ctrl+f'd this.

[–]time_traveller_ 423 points424 points ago

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GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET.

[–]filmeister 294 points295 points ago

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YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE

[–]iceaje 222 points223 points ago

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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF GEORGE

[–]fish500 40 points41 points ago

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T-Bone!!!

[–]patmcdoughnut 203 points204 points ago

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So I have this shirt that's a picture of George's head and it says, "The jerk store called, they're running out of you." Every time I wear it, my douchebag friend says, "Oh, yeah, cuz Seinfeld's such a good show, right?" Fuck you if you're reading this David.

[–]joedogg 44 points45 points ago

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Hey David! The jerk store called...

[–]BagelTrollop 252 points253 points ago

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I'm there with you on Everybody Loves Raymond. It glorifies the useless man that can't run a household, can't parent his kids, and can't have a normal conversation with his wife without behaving like a 9 year old boy. These factors work together to turn what was once a lovely woman into a fucking shrew that nobody likes anymore. All she's trying to do is run an independent household!

Although... I like Ray's parents. I don't know why.

[–]jbenuniv 115 points116 points ago

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Raymond's Dad was the only likable character, and he's an ass.

[–]Dcozzy1 49 points50 points ago

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Toddlers and Tiaras. I want to strangle the parents and the kids

[–]Lolujelly 180 points181 points ago*

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TLC. Fuck that whole channel

Edit: Thought I'd throw in some details. I just don't understand the premise of glorifying people with serious issues. I also don't understand why a family with a small abnormal circumstance needs to be followed around by a camera crew.

[–]nerdydamehadanaxe 60 points61 points ago

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Hoarders makes me clean.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Next week on "One-ton Midget Pageant Wedding Hoarders"..

[–]Krautsturm 75 points76 points ago

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Anything that was produced for german private television as well as all of the garbage along the lines of "Hannah Montana", "Camp Rock" and all that stuff.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Those shows are meant for little girls, not neckbeards.

[–]ll-FooFighter-ll 163 points164 points ago

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Any of the English soaps. Coronation street, Eastenders, Hollyoaks etc.

shudder

[–]MayTheFusBeWithYou 91 points92 points ago

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I think any soap can be included here.

South African soaps are the worst though - because we have so many official languages, throughout a soap they will randomly switch between 3 or 4 languages. So if ever you find yourself bored and watching one for some god-forsaken reason, you'll only understand like 1/4 of wtf is going on. (Maybe that's better, perhaps it preserves your brain.)

[–]Zaphod1620 95 points96 points ago

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I like Mexican soap operas. I don't speak Spanish or have a clue what is going on but damn those women are HOT!

[–]Brutality 111 points112 points ago

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Anything with housewifes and spin-offs like hardcore pawn and southern pawn, big shrimpin and mainly the cartoons these days in general.

[–]censoredmm 1025 points1026 points ago

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Any show that has a Kardashian in it. I despise all of those stupid whores

[–]preppyasshole 730 points731 points ago

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That's brave of you to admit, especially on reddit of all places.

[–]kk_Broseph 57 points58 points ago

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Well, he answered the question, what more do you want? :p

[–]makesnosenseatall 506 points507 points ago

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Two and a half men, it's so stupid.

[–]aaMeerkat 210 points211 points ago

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Such a shame that shows like Community and Arrested Development get put on hiatus while Two and a Half Men gets 9 seasons. The world makes no sense.

[–]TheMemeMachine 124 points125 points ago

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Fuck everybody loves Raymond

You are like, 10 years late on posting this question.

It took us all night, but it was worth it. "Everybody Hates Raymond!"

[–]JSKlunk 163 points164 points ago

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Everybody Loves Chris though.

[–]ZAKagan 55 points56 points ago

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I thought "everyone hates chris" was a pretty damn funny show. I mean, Terry Crews as the dad, where can you go wrong?

[–][deleted] 1393 points1394 points ago

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Glee

[–]nella20 359 points360 points ago

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It was kinda cute and quirky at the start but now its so fucking self righteous I can barely stand it.

[–]ChatterBox92 53 points54 points ago

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The pilot episode was so satirical, I loved it. It all went downhill from there.

[–]LawrenceGg 50 points51 points ago

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So true, at first it felt like a satire of the high-school musical genre, but it only took about 3 episodes to completely lose any sense of irony and at the same time any real comedy.

[–]robotusson 637 points638 points ago

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I hate that show! I dont understand the appeal at all!! (sobs)

[–]nella20 218 points219 points ago

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Poor Winger...

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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We always watched the shows she wanted to watch ;_;

[–]thatkenyan 38 points39 points ago

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Write some original songs!

[–]Deesha2012 153 points154 points ago

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the reference for those who feel left out: http://youtu.be/Pn9JAWH2jcM

also; start watching community.

[–]cjdyal 558 points559 points ago

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It's Kidz Bop: The TV Show

[–]jhend 64 points65 points ago*

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Mother in law sat me down and said watch this part. It was some stupid football trick play that included a musical number. All I kept thinking was delay of game 5 yard penlty ....oh look another delay of game. I understand the appeal to young girls but I don't get the appeal from anyone else, and I was in plays/musicals in high school.

Edit: and ...haha

[–]robbity 428 points429 points ago

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Reality TV.

I have reality, so I think I'll watch TV...Oh no, now we have more reality and the people are stupider than my friends and colleagues.

[–]EatSleepJeep 25 points26 points ago

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It's not Reality TV, it's Amateur TV. Untrained people trying to create drama and editors creating it where none or very little existed. Take your average 'random people in a house' show; would anyone watch it if they got along, played cards, went shopping and enjoyed each others' company in a non-sexual manner? Nope.

The only semi-real reality show is COPS, those people are really running for their freedom.

[–]impasto 347 points348 points ago

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Fuck Glee. It's fucking stupid and I hate hearing about the characters, plots, etc., I'm sorry. I appreciate that gay kids and teens can have characters to relate to, but that's the end of my good feelings towards that show.

[–]DrDWayneLove 305 points306 points ago

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All the minorities are such fucking stereotypes though. Oh, the gay kid's really camp. The black girl's a diva. The asian couple are cute and shy. What an amazing show to have such diversity!

[–]kralrick 108 points109 points ago

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Everyone is a stereotype in Glee, not just the minorities.

[–]maddietheasshole 7 points8 points ago

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not really, there's like 5 gay kids in the show.

Two lesbians, one's dumb, one's a hot latina angry chick.

then there's the gay, angry jock who's a bully and trying to hide his gayness.

then there's another gay kid who's an asshole and tries to steal people's boyfriends.

then there's kurt he's sterotypical. his boyfriend is nice and kind.

there's TONS of gay kids in there, i don't know why people say they are all stereotypes (gay kind) there's like 6 of them.

[–]jasonzid 56 points57 points ago

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Sons of Guns - Terrible acting - the dude's daughter is ugly and dumb and hell, and they don't even own their business bc of some trouble with ATF a few years ago.

[–]UselessPenguin 66 points67 points ago

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The Only Way is Essex. Imagine a sort of British Jersey Shore but without the intelligence and class.

I'd heard people say it's the worst show on television so I watched to see what it was like. I'm not a violent person but within five minutes I wanted to cause severe physical harm to everyone in it, everyone involved in it's production and everyone who loves it. I can't even watch it to hate it. It's that awful.

[–]mynicehat 32 points33 points ago

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I am from Essex, and it makes me laugh when they say things like "you know what Essex is like for rumours". Errr, Essex is a county with a population of 1.7 million. I never heard these rumours.

[–]nazgaten[S] 75 points76 points ago*

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This has to be the worst tv show in the world - (Australian tv) It's fucking KFED being fat and having to lose wieght with othe c grade celebs. http://imgur.com/MyMgp

[–]DrDWayneLove 16 points17 points ago

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We sure do have some shitty reality tv.

[–]Z0bie 45 points46 points ago

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I just read "Weeknights" as "Wee knights" and thought the show was about LARP midgets. How could that suck?

[–]kazzynak 44 points45 points ago

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Jersey Shore, why are we even arguing about this?

[–]Koshercrab 20 points21 points ago

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I Ctrl F for "The Wire" Nothing came up (except one joke). I'll sleep better tonight.