What Was Your Worst Movie Theatre Experience?

Vanderwoolf · 3 months

I went to see Evolution when it was in theaters with come friends and their dad. In the middle of the movie it suddenly paused, then an usher came in with a flashlight and told us that there was a tornado on the ground about a mile from the theater and we all had to move into the hallway. As soon as he left they shut off the projector along with all the lights in the fucking theater and left some 300 people to find their way out in complete darkness with the knowledge that a tornado was headed our way. Needless to say it was somewhat panicked, only a few people got trampled if I remember right.

volothebard · 3 months

Lord of the Rings opening day. Theatre airconditioning broke down about 10 minutes into the movie. By the end the temperature in the theatre was well over 100 and it stank worse than Comic-con.

The theatre manager was waiting afterwards though and gave all 200 or so people free passes to see another movie.

mlkelty · 3 months

Went to see Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. If that's not bad enough, several 15 year olds kept running up to the screen to fondle "renderboobies", as they put it.

MrDNL · 3 months

Went to see Men in Black II.

Old lady behind me didn't know who Tommy Lee Jones was, or, for that matter, Rip Torn. And she HAD to know. So, she kept asking... all moving long.

"Is that Tommy Lee Jones? Is that Rip Torn? Wait, is that Tommy Lee Jones?" Unfortunately, the old man next to her was no help, and though Will Smith was Rip Torn. So the two of them, very loudly, were trying to hash this out. Meanwhile, the four younger people they were with were, strangely, entirely silent.

After a while, the guy behind them -- a middle-aged African American guy -- was not happy... not because they were loud, but because they were getting it wrong. So he starts swearing and calling them all sorts of names, something like "you old white fuckers don't know who the black man is" yadda yadda. But for some strange reason, the old couple and their friends (?) couldn't hear him, even though the rest of the fucking theater could.

This goes on for about 20 minutes, until someone else in the theater just yells "THE OLD WHITE GUY IS RIP TORN. THE YOUNG BLACK GUY IS WILL SMITH. TOMMY LEE JONES IS THE GUY WHO JUST GOT HIS MEMORY RECOVERED. THE REST OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Most of the rest of the audience cheered.

Now that I think about it, it was pretty awesome.

CregDerpington · 3 months

This family was sitting behind us. There was a 5-7 year old kid with them and was talking the whole time. Finally someone stands up and yells, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and then the dad gets all aggressive, and then a bunch of other people just start yelling at this family and start chanting, "Leave! Leave! Leave!" It was great, they left.

PandaGoggles · 3 months

Lice. Definitely the time we came home with lice

Drew_Bledsoe · 3 months

In like 8th grade, went to movies with a friend, his "girlfriend" and one of her friends, who was supposedly a girl I had never met before. So the friend and I get to the movies and meet the girls. Instead of someone I have never met before, the other girl is this girl who had been after me a few weeks earlier at a school dance but I'd had no interest in. Whatever, I don't put up a fuss because there is nothing I can do about it. I don't have a cell phone to call my parents to pick me up and it's way too far to walk home, so I'm stuck there. So we're watching the movie and she wants to make out with me. I've never made out with anyone before, and, even though this girl is kind of ugly, I figure "fuck it" and so we start making out. She starts rubbing around my manly area and I pop a boner. We watch the rest of the movie making out sporadically. She tells her friend about the boner, who tells my friend who proceeds to tell my entire class, and also to add in the made-up fact that I farted during the make out session, thus bestowing upon me the nickname of "Boner-fart" for the rest of the year.

schroefoe · 3 months

It wasn't in the theatre per say, but it was right after the movie in the parking lot. It was Star Wars Episode 1's first night and the place was packed, so after the movie the traffic is just awful in the lot, bumper-to-bumper type deal. This guy in a van has a fender bender with a lady in a sedan. He pulls back a bit, she steps out to check the damage, and he's screaming at her. I was younger when this happened, so I don't remember why things went out of control, but I remember seeing the woman standing between the cars yelling, the guy flipping her off, and then the sound of bones snapping as he drove forward and crushed her knees between the two bumpers. Meanwhile, the kids in the guy's van are screaming and crying, his wife is trying to calm them down, and the guy is trying to reverse and get out of the lot while people are surrounding the van and the woman is shrieking in pain. That woman turned out to be a very talented dressage rider whose career was ended by that accident.

misterjta · 3 months

Saw Matrix Revolutions with girlfriend who cold-shouldered me throughout. Pretty awkward.

Then immediately we got outside afterwards, she dumped me.

I was pretty hurt but mostly I was thinking could you not have done this two hours ago and spared me the excruciating awkwardness of sitting through that shit with someone so far across the seat they might have been in the next screen?

On the plus side, the getting dumped overwrote any memories I had of the film.

Rabanito · 3 months

Went to watch Kill Bill 2 with my mom, ticket lady refused to sell me tickets because I didn't bring ID, I was 24 at the moment and my mom was with me, I told the lady "miss, I am 24 years old and this lady over here is my mom, we both want to see a nice movie and she has authorized me to enter and see it, what else do you want??" she still refused ... I didn't watch any movie that day, fuck that shit...

Sirwootalot · 3 months

When I first saw Return of the King, there was a fucking weird/spoiled rich girl in front of me, aged roughly 11, who had a gigantic pile of toy horses at her feet and on her lap. Best part is, she would loudly clop her feet to make galloping noises whenever she saw a horse on the screen; loudly and hoarsely screech-whispering "I LOVE HORSES OMG OMG" to her parents. (edited to add formerly neglected details)

felixfelicisjunkie · 3 months

Definitely this one. Was in the movie theatre with my best friend and a couple rows ahead of us was a guy who was being loud and obnoxious. I can't stand when people let alone talk in the movies and this guy was on the verge of yelling. So my patience ran out and I yelled "Dude, shut the fuck up!!". My friend then proceeded to tell me that the guy was obviously mentally challenged….and thats when I was sentenced to live in Hell.

MolePlayingRough · 3 months

When I went to the midnight screening of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, a Christian group had infiltrated the theater and every once in a while one of them would get up and start shouting bible verses until they were escorted out. The theater was packed and there was no way of finding them all, so this went on through the entire movie. I hope at least one of them had never actually watched Harry Potter before and secretly enjoyed it.

twustwervy · 3 months

I went to see King Kong with my family and couple rows in front of us (also a little bit to the left) there was this little shit flinging popcorn at the guy in front of him . After a while the little shit's drink spilled on the guy (not sure if it was actually intentional) and the guy went batshit insane. He turns around and starts beating the shit out of the kid and they both get told to leave.

It was pretty dark (being a cinema) so I'm not sure what happened after that. But, yeah, I was young enough to be simultaneously freaked and amused.

awkward_armadillo · 3 months

A couple years back, I was on leave from the navy. I had gone home to visit with some old friends, and we decided to go see a movie. I don't remember which movie it was, but it was a matinee, in the middle of the afternoon. We had our seats, and we were the only ones there. About 30 minutes into it, a group of girls, probably no older than 14 came in and sat literally right behind us. They then proceed to be loud and obnoxious, we politely ask them to quiet down. Well, that didn't work, and they start to put their feet between the seats, right next to our faces. My buddy's are all super nice guy (read, SAP's), and doesn't say anything, I proceed to flip out. I'm yelling something, what exactly, I don't remember. What I DO remember is throwing one girls shoes across the theater, and emptying the contents of my large drink into her lap. They left, I was expecting a greeting from management, but nothing. So it didn't end so bad, we got to enjoy the rest of the movie.

Typos? On my phone.

edit: whoa! lotta flak! not that this makes it ANY better, but i was still like 18 and as immature as one could be. I promise I've grown up! :-)

pocketfrog77 · 3 months

I am a lesbian. Went to see "Boys Don't Cry" with my girlfriend. The theater was pretty empty. Just us and group of young teenage boys sitting a few rows behind us. At the pivotal scene where the main character is brutally raped, they started cheering. They weren't shouting, but they were loudly commenting about how she 'deserved it'. I wanted to murder them all. I swivelled my head around and glared hard. One of the boys saw me looking and laughed. He asked "Why you upset, you a dyke too?" I admit, I lost the intimidation game, after all there were 6 of them, all tough looking, and only 2 of us. So all we did was walk out. As we passed by them, they cat-called us. I should have spoken to the manager about it, but my gf wasn't out at the time, and didn't want to cause a scene. (We are both really shy people, and just wanted to go home.) To this day, I've never seen the ending of that film, because even seeing the jacket cover makes me feel the way I did then. Completely angry, humliated, and sad. I expect to get some downvotes for not fighting back harder, but it doesn't always work out that way. Sometimes all you want to do is go home and cry.

workaccountnoporn · 3 months

The Last Airbender. Fuck you M. Night Shyamalan

holyerthanthou · 3 months

I went to a theater in a predominantly black neighborhood; worst movie wise. best entertainment wise.

breathingheavy · 3 months

my friend and i went to see harry potter and the deathly hallows: part 1 in the cinema and a woman for some reason thought it would be an appropriate movie for her 6 small children. so in this scene one of the kids gets scared by the snake and pisses himself. only sitting a few rows away from the group of children, my friend and i notice the smell immediately, however it took the woman at least 20 minutes to notice that one of her children had pissed in their seat. we could smell it for the rest of the movie

Neurotikitty · 3 months

Children.

IdealizedSalt · 3 months

I'd been on this earth for 12 years, on my first ever date. I went to the bathroom to try to psych myself up to go in for the kiss. Because that's what people do on first dates at the movies, right?

Anyway, returning to our row, can't see my seat and put out my hands to fumble for the armrest and promptly put my entire hand in her Coke.

I sit quietly for the remainder of the movie, avoid her forever, and burn down the theater.

FredSteak · 3 months

I paid to see Twilight without having a clue what it was, was in a group of friends and we couldn't decide what to see. It was a random moment we had nothing to do so went to the Cinema, it was between Madagascar 2 or Twilight. I voted to see Madagascar 2.

TimeforPie · 3 months

Someone brought an infant to Inception.

justarandom · 3 months

My large coke spilled in an I-max and when I went to go get my free refill the spilled soda was going through the floor and was pouring down at the exit door underneath and I walked through it.

nike_rules · 3 months

I went to go see 'the Grey' over the weekend and I went to this theater in the Ghetto of Bradenton, FL. Between the teenage couple getting busy a few seats down, some one yelling "OH SHIT" whenever the wolves came on screen, and these White Trash Rednecks harassing some poor black kid sitting by himself. It was pretty bad. I hate going to ghetto theaters, especially in Florida. These and Wal-mart are where all the weird people congregate.

AwhMan · 3 months

Went to see the first Twillight film on opening night. I really didn't want to go but my boyfriend at the time coerced me because his friends wanted to go and he thought I should spend time with them.

Dear god. Not only was that film unbelievably bad but everytime Robert Patterson appeared on screen the whole theatre erupted in pre-teen screams. It was a nightmare.

Edit: Also on a me being a dumb ass shit note, when I was watching the second the last harry Potter movie there was a quiet moment and then BAM snake in the face (well, snake face coming at the screen). It startled me so bad I ended up throwing my drink and popcorn into the air, landing on everyone around me.... don't think I was that popular in the cinema :(

Max_Powers42 · 3 months

When I was 17 some friends and I thought it would be a great idea to take a bunch of cough medicine and go see a movie. About 20 minutes into "Man on the Moon" I vomitted all over myself. Worst part was, I was sitting in the front of the theater and it didn't have the exit doors by the screen, so I was forced into the ultimate puke covered walk of shame past the entire auditorium.

Melivora · 3 months

In hindsight, this experience is fucking hilarious, but at the time I nearly cried.
I used to be really scared of scary movies (I was maybe 13?) and the only one I'd actually watched in its entirety was the ring, which terrified me (relevant later on).
I went to see the exorcism of emily rose in the cinema with mates, it'd been out for a while so my group were the only ones there (also relevant.)

When me and a mate went to use the bathroom (after that bit where she's lying on the floor screaming, all tense, I was bricking it), there was a girl in a long white dress sitting in the corner, hugging her knees and staring at us through curtains of long, black hair - the girl from the fucking rings TWIN.

When we went back, we went down the other aisle, and she'd MOVED, so we had to pass her again.

She was on the news, apparently she did it for funnies in a fair few cinemas.

tl;dr, the ring girl watched me watch a scary movie. Survived.

Broccoli_Tesla · 3 months

I was taking my youngest brother to see the 3rd Toy Story movie with his friend. I lined up the day before and bought tickets. We then lined up for 30 minutes before the movie, my brother was very excited, we got to the door and the ticket checker told us that the tickets they had sold the day before where actually after the movie had been sold out and that we could not watch the movie.

landdolphinman · 3 months

Went to see Sucker Punch and some asshole wouldn't shut up during the movie and even started playing music off his cellphone. Someone reported his behavior and a cop who worked security there pulled the guy out. The guy then, in front of the cop, threatened the person who reported him.

And then there was the movie.

FenrirIII · 3 months

Bitch in a bright orange outfit (complete with big hat) was yelling at the "Bourne Supremacy" the entire film and the ushers never hauled her out. Meanwhile, the dude behind me was getting a loud blowjob from his girlfriend.

Yes, this happened in the kind of neighborhood you are thinking but too afraid to say. All offenders were black.

Obliviontoad · 3 months

Universally deplorable, talking to the people on the screen. As if they can hear you. They can't, right?

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Errday_Im_Hylian · 3 months

Don't go to the movies much. Had the funniest movie experience Friday, though, if that counts?

Went to go see the Woman in Black. After seeing the scene where the ghost hangs herself from the nursery ceiling, a teenaged girl stands up, proclaims, "This shit is cray" and walks out.

Made my day.

tenkadaiichi · 3 months

I went to see "Hero" with my cousin as I was staying at her place for a couple days in a reasonably remote town. Being remote, it has a much higher population of rednecks than I am used to.

Now, if you haven't seen "Hero" with Jet Li, you really should. It's a beautiful tale told in flashbacks, giving different accounts of a series of events, coming closer and closer to a terrible outcome. It's also entirely in Chinese with English subtitles.

A few teenagers came in (late) and sat in front of us, then proceeded to loudly comment to one another about how confused they were. Having to read words on the screen was an unfathomable burden upon them, and the separate flashbacks telling different stories confused them completely. "Didn't that guy die already? What's going on!" along with taking phone calls during the movie, etc.

Eventually, finally, they walked out, I think to crash into another movie where they didn't have to read things. I was thrilled, but a good 80% of the movie had been ruined for me. Curse my Canadian politeness and not harping at them.

eatsnobananas · 3 months

I'd have to say either the small group of people who kept laughing uncontrollably during Children of Men.

Or, the worst experience ever. I got offered to go to a screener for 500 Days of Summer, and hearing it was fun, decided to go.

The theater was packed. I haven't seen a theater that packed since Episode II came out. It was the biggest theater in the AMC24 and it was filled to the brim. (FORESHADOWING: We can't move seats!) We managed to avoid the front row by sitting in the top row 3rd and 4th from the edge. We had a nice couple sitting next to us, and things were great.

The nice couple got up and left for reasons beyond memory and were replaced about two minutes later with a gay guy and his fag hag. The gay dude was fine, but the big ugly fag hag was the bane of my fucking existence for the next two hours.

After they sat down and was cackling and annoying for a few minutes she told her gay friend, "I'm gonna get some food, do you want any?" I don't know how she fucking did it, but five minutes later, she came back with a three-item combo, soup and drink from the Chinese restaurant in the mall.

People smacking popcorn can be annoying, but there's something unbearably about watching a basement dweller attempt to use chopsticks on a styrofoam plate resting on her gut. Then she drank her soup like an excited five-year-old who discovered that Cocoa Puffs make chocolate milk.

Then she decided that it was her job to enjoy her theater experience verbally. Every line from the preview was quoted followed by cackling, "They call me anal-girl, because I'm very anal-retentive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!". Every sad scene had an audible, "AWWW! That's so sad!", the stupid song and dance scene in the middle of the movie (I think he got laid, I can't remember) had her approval with, "OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO BRILLIANT! THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE SCENE EVER!"

My pleas for her to shut the fuck up were shot down with passive-aggression and I didn't want to complain about my free movie, because complaining for someone to be kicked out of a free movie felt like a douche move.

tl;dr - I was stuck next to a Wildebeest in a theater. She smacked Chinese food and gave a running commentary.

Lizzyb28 · 3 months

My mother and I went to a movie as a special treat (we were broke and my parents had just announced they were divorcing, so my mom was trying to give all of us special one on one time). This groups of tweens (who were my age at the time) were behind us screaming, chattering loudly, throwing popcorn, kicking chairs, and actually pulled my mother's hair. My mom, understandably in this situation, had little patience and told them to move or get out. The tweens got up and moved to the front where they continued their antics even more loudly, disrupting the movie for everyone even more than they had before. My mom got up, left, got and usher, then proceeded to march in with the usher to the front and YELL at the kids for being "rude, disrespectful bastards that needed to leave if they wanted to bullshit and ruin the movie for people who care." The usher then ushered them out and the auditorium cheered for my mom. As a tween, I was mortified. As a decent person, I was overjoyed.

EDIT: spelling

detsnam · 3 months

Saw I Am Legend in Nigeria. Despite being black, I never understood the "you guys are loud in theatres" stereotype as I've always been polite and quiet. But the loud, obnoxious black person sitting behind you in Nigeria actually happens to be the whole audience.

A lot can be saId for cultural differences here: I'm quite familiar with the outspokenness of Africans from interactions with family, family friends and such, but experiencing this in the context of a theatre was offputting. Also the cinema had an intimidating abundance of armed guards for what reason I cannot imagine. All in all, the worst moviegoing experience, but I'm glad I have the perspective of experiencing this in a different way.

kylebutts · 3 months

Battlefield Earth.

VikingCoder · 3 months

One of the Harry Potter movies - a group of boys sitting behind us. The boy behind me is kicking my chair every 2.7 +/- 1.1 seconds.

During some climactic scene, he says to his friends, "I knew that was going to happen!"

You read the book, you little shit. It's not like you're Sherlock Holmes deducing from available evidence - you have memory, and you read the book.

Helpful_Table_Maker · 3 months

All right, this is my first time tabling something like this. May or may not do more depending on the feedback.

Experience	TL;DR	Username and link to post
This family was sitting behind us. There was a 5-7 year old kid with them and was talking the whole time. Finally someone stands up and yells, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and then the dad gets all aggressive, and then a bunch of other people just start yelling at this family and start chanting, "Leave! Leave! Leave!" It was great, they left.	Kid is annoying, people get mad, kid and family leave.	CregDerpington
Went to watch Kill Bill 2 with my mom, ticket lady refused to sell me tickets because I didn't bring ID, I was 24 at the moment and my mom was with me, I told the lady "miss, I am 24 years old and this lady over here is my mom, we both want to see a nice movie and she has authorized me to enter and see it, what else do you want??" she still refused ... I didn't watch any movie that day, fuck that shit...	Guy not allowed to watch a movie because he lacked ID.	Rabanito
Lord of the Rings opening day. Theatre airconditioning broke down about 10 minutes into the movie. By the end the temperature in the theatre was well over 100 and it stank worse than Comic-con. The theatre manager was waiting afterwards though and gave all 200 or so people free passes to see another movie.	Air conditioner breaks down during movie, manager gives everyone there free movie passes.	volothebard
A couple years back, I was on leave from the navy. I had gone home to visit with some old friends, and we decided to go see a movie. I don't remember which movie it was, but it was a matinee, in the middle of the afternoon. We had our seats, and we were the only ones there. About 30 minutes into it, a group of girls, probably no older than 14 came in and sat literally right behind us. They then proceed to be loud and obnoxious, we politely ask them to quiet down. Well, that didn't work, and they start to put their feet between the seats, right next to our faces. My buddy's are all super nice guy (read, SAP's), and doesn't say anything, I proceed to flip out. I'm yelling something, what exactly, I don't remember. What I DO remember is throwing one girls shoes across the theater, and emptying the contents of my large drink into her lap. They left, I was expecting a greeting from management, but nothing. So it didn't end so bad, we got to enjoy the rest of the movie.	Guy and some friends sitting in a movie theatre, annoying teenage girls come and sit behind them, guy flips out.	awkward_armadillo
Went to see Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. If that's not bad enough, several 15 year olds kept running up to the screen to fondle "renderboobies", as they put it.	N/A	mlkelty
My large coke spilled in an I-max and when I went to go get my free refill the spilled soda was going through the floor and was pouring down at the exit door underneath and I walked through it.	lol schadenfreude	justarandom
I'd been on this earth for 12 years, on my first ever date. I went to the bathroom to try to psych myself up to go in for the kiss. Because that's what people do on first dates at the movies, right? Anyway, returning to our row, can't see my seat and put out my hands to fumble for the armrest and promptly put my entire hand in her Coke. I sit quietly for the remainder of the movie, avoid her forever, and burn down the theater.	Guy on his first date, accidentally sticks hand in girlfriend's coke.	IdealizedSalt
When I was 17 some friends and I thought it would be a great idea to take a bunch of cough medicine and go see a movie. About 20 minutes into "Man on the Moon" I vomitted all over myself. Worst part was, I was sitting in the front of the theater and it didn't have the exit doors by the screen, so I was forced into the ultimate puke covered walk of shame past the entire auditorium.	Guy vomits all over himself.	Max_Powers42

NabroleonDynamite · 3 months

The other day I took a date to the movies to see Sherlock Holmes. Went well with some hand holding n' shit. Then we got up to leave and it turns out I'd been sitting on some jaffas the whole time.

It looked like I sharted and some blood came out. Date ruined? nope. Kissed that bitch in the car. Yee.

ltdata · 3 months

I upended an entire large soda in my lap at the beginning of Shark Tale. Also, I was watching Shark Tale.

brynms · 3 months

Who brings butter to a cinema? Seriously?

Lux42 · 3 months

Who the fuck brings a baby to Return of the King?

lcustard · 3 months

The moment in The Ring where she is staring at the horse, the tension is building, and you know something is about to happen... The lady behind me dropped a six pack of beer bottles on the cement theater floor and they shattered, sending beer and broken glass seemingly everywhere.

monkeiboi · 3 months

Let's just say it started out like this. G/F and I were crossing the street from the parking garage to get to the MASSIVE movieplex building. As we're waiting to cross, a minivan pulls up in front of us, and EIGHT screaming, obnoxious, loud, uncouth tweens and teens evacuate this vehicle like some kind of evil clown car. Then the minivan literally chirps rubber as it speeds away into the night and this group of shitdick kids is left unsupervised at the movies.

The night only got worse. Suffice to say, I heard more of the conversation between this girl and her BFF, Shatice, about this bitch in her English class than I did the dialogue in "the strangers"

Sad part was, complaints WERE made to the staff. THe ushers came into the theater FOUR TIMES, looked around at the literally dozens of open and lit cell-phones, and then just walked right back out. To be fair, we're I in their shoes, I would've just said "fuck it" and walked back out too.

999realthings · 3 months

Watching Avatar, somebody brought their fucking kid to a 12am screening and it cried a lot.

Some other idiots left their phone on and it went off heaps.

And half way through, some idiot alarmed went off and a bunch of them decided to wish us "Happy New Years" in the middle of the movie.

Stares_at_llamas · 3 months

Marley & Me.

THE DOG FUCKING DIES

ObviouslyMadeUpStory · 3 months

I just got out of a very very difficult relationship with a very abusive girl, Carrie. After weeks of depression I met a sweet girl called Julie. We arranged a date.

We went to the cinema on a busy Saturday night and there were only a few seats left so Julie went on ahead a saves the seats while I brought the popcorn and drinks. I enter the theatre and look around and see something awful. Carrie is there. With her new boyfriend. And she's sat next to Julie. Fuck!

So I head towards my seat and Carrie looks towards me and we make eye contact. At that exact moment the lights go down and the shit hits the fan. Carrie stands up and shouts "Fuck you!" and proceeds to throw an extra large coke at me. She completely misses and the coke rains down on about 20 different people. They're obviously not happy. A girl begins to cry because her date has been ruined and her cage fighter date/boyfriend is seriously unhappy. He stands up and begins shouting at Carrie, meanwhile poor Julie is sat there right next to the crazy woman scared shitless about what's happening.

Carries date stands up and begins yelling at the guy yelling at Carrie. A sassy black woman, covered in coke, begins giving the lip to Carrie. Carrie is ignoring this and just yelling at me bring up shit from the past. I just want to get out of there. I gesture to Julie to get up and come with me. As she's walking down the isle towards me, cage fighter pushes her over to get to Carrie's date. Thney begin brawling and everyone is screaming and shouting. Sassy black girl is now pulling Carries hair and gettig into a cat fight. Some fucking idiot in the back yells "RIOT" and throws his drink and popcorn over everyone.

Security come running in and I get knocked over. I end up hitting my head on a step and I'm out cold. I wake up in a back of an ambulance on my way to hospital to deal with my damaged head. Julie is with me, she's got a fractured leg, and she says that the police came and half the audience were arrested and 4 people died.

Our second date went a lot better.

slowdeepandhard · 3 months

Myself, my best friend, and both our little brothers were going to see TMNT 3. My friend's mom dropped us off at the movie theater and was going to pick us up at the end. We get our tickets and get to our seats with plenty of time. Between the ads and the start of the previews, a movie theater employee comes in and mumbles something to the audience and a few people get up and leave. We had no idea what he said and really didn't care at the time, because come on, we're like 11 and about to watch a TMNT movie. The previews come and go, and the movie starts. We slowly start to realize something is amiss when 20 minutes in, there has still been no sign of mutated animals and the movie is revolving around a spunky 10 year old black kid and his cop buddy. We were too timid to get up and leave(and not to mention we would have already missed a big chunk TMNT3), so we just sit there and dejectedly watch the entirety of Cop and a Half.

frodokun · 3 months

Lord of the Rings, 1: Went to the local theater on the last week of the theatrical release, on a Wednesday at 8pm. We were the only folks there. (Rapture!). About an hour into it, a family of Large People showed up. He in a mullet, she had a kind of mullet too, and two too-young children. It was too dark to check their mullet states. Maybe ages 7 and 9. It was a school night, after all.

And, of course, they sat on our row, blocking us in. They then proceeded to consume Mass Quantities of very noisy food. Because they missed the first hour, there were many (loud) cries of “what’s that? What the hell is that?”. About half an hour before the film ended, they left and went to the lobby to play video games.

PlayDoctors · 3 months

Watching "Boxing Helena" - it is NOT a movie about a hot chick who boxes

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