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Reddit, what is "That Thing You Do" for your girlfriend / boyfriend (possibly with your tongue)? Or is it a myth from Seinfeld? [NSFW] (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by SirDucky

Why the fuck not. I'm drunk and it would be good to know.

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[–]quixotik 3 points4 points ago

Do whatever, just finish with a counter-clockwise swirl. Never use a knuckle.

[–]EvoEpitaph 5 points6 points ago

Never use a knuckle.

Oh crap...

[–]bluecalx2 3 points4 points ago

Also, don't get caught using crib notes.

[–]quixotik 2 points3 points ago

Or eating a sandwich while performing...

[–]brian5476 2 points3 points ago*

But if you find a chick that agrees that pastrami is the most sensual of the sliced meats, you know you have it made.

[–]ViniTheHat 12 points13 points ago

alphabet, block letters.

[–]erl 1 point2 points ago

upvote sam kinison.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

I used to start at my ex's taint and lick, then move to the balls and lick and suck them for a second, and then lick all the way from the base of his dick to the very tip with my tongue ring. He liked it.

[–]the_offbeat_beat_off 1 point2 points ago

Have an upvote.

[–]bacon_cake 0 points1 point ago

You know, I've always been told that if a girl has her tongue pierced she's good at oral.

I think I'm one step closer to believing this.

[–]mrgatorboy 6 points7 points ago

The dishes. Works 60% of the time every time.

[–]notimea9z 1 point2 points ago

best advice yet!

[–]mazhas 1 point2 points ago

I draw things with mine. Most recently it was a dragon. It went okay.

[–]Jzkqm 3 points4 points ago

I'm drunk

Well, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

[–]lotsocows 2 points3 points ago

Here in Wisconsin we say, "it's noon somewhere." It's kind of a joke though, because who waits til then even???

[–]Jzkqm 0 points1 point ago

I think you could use this.

[–]Miley_Cyrax -1 points0 points ago

Biting it to prevent an argument.

[–]dick_assman 0 points1 point ago

Getting drunk at one o' clock? A man after my own heart.

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

Curl it into a U shape and let her fuck it with her clit

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