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Good people of Reddit, it is my goal to earn the title of Best Girlfriend Ever (at least in the eyes of Boyfriend), and request your assistance in coming up with the most epic Valentine's present. Ideas? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago* by quidditchgirlfriend

It can be a homemade idea or store bought, either way is just fine. Here is a list of things Boyfriend likes: guitar, drums, quidditch (he is a beater on our university team), Portal, Skyrim, Futurama, music, computers, Star Wars, and Zelda. Recently I've gotten him into Dungeons and Dragons and the Renaissance Faire, and Futurama and Portal are both things he introduced me to and we've enjoyed together.

Basically he's a big ol' nerd. _^

Does anyone have any ideas that will send him over the moon with happiness? I've been looking for concert tickets, thinking that would be pretty cool, but no bands we both like are coming out here soon. =/

I've been putting a lot of thought into this, but think I'm stressing about it a bit so not coming up with much.

I appreciate any help you guys can offer! Even stories about really incredible gifts you have received would probably be helpful; get my creativeness flowing.

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[–]SpockLivesOn 10 points11 points ago

You know his wants and likes best, it's all up to you. I wouldn't put too much stress on Valentine's day anyway, I saw it more as a holiday for lovers to meet for the first time (if that makes any sense).

I have similar interests as your boyfriend, and my girlfriend bought the two of us minecraft so we could play together for our anniversary.

[–]quidditchgirlfriend[S] 2 points3 points ago

That's cute. I thought about getting The Old Republic for us to play together, but he's had bad experiences with MMOs, so I wasn't sure if that was such a good idea.

[–]OZY1 6 points7 points ago

I have one sure fire suggestion, but I'll leave it up to someone else to post.

[–]NotReallyHelpful 5 points6 points ago

Risk - The Classic Strategy Game of Global Domination!

[–]OZY1 2 points3 points ago

Just want to point out it took less than a minute.

[–]Anidem92 10 points11 points ago

Pick up an oldschool gameboy with the original Zelda. Nostalgia is the best present. Also, with the present give him a card describing him and what he means to you.

The best present I've ever received from a girlfriend had a card with a paragraph about all the stupid shit I did that she thought was adorable.

[–]parliament32 2 points3 points ago

...the original Zelda was on NES, not gameboy, wasn't it?

[–]ojolejano 2 points3 points ago

Yes it is, we must burn the infidel

[–]quidditchgirlfriend[S] 0 points1 point ago

This is a good idea! I looked up the original gameboy on Amazon and they're not too terribly pricey.

[–]rhunex 2 points3 points ago

I only know what not to do on Valentine's day...don't dump him. That would be the opposite of good.

You might want to look ahead though, Valentine's is on a Tuesday this year so if your schedules work out poorly on Tuesdays, you might want to agree to celebrate it on the weekend before.

[–]Elmikey 7 points8 points ago

Skip valentines day. That's the best gift you could give a man.

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

Yes, and just say: do you want extra cheese on the pizza?

[–]Lemonegro 0 points1 point ago

Buy him a fucking sword so he can:

  1. Kill all of the pigs in here who think it's ok to make women sexual objects purely for the enjoyment of men.

  2. Use it at the renaissance faires.

[–]FMITAP 21 points22 points ago

Get him a blowjob.

[–]outwrangle 35 points36 points ago

Way to perpetuate the stereotype that all men want in life is sex. Good job bro!

[–]FMITAP 0 points1 point ago

I try.

[–]Nation_of_Chrislam 0 points1 point ago

Sex and food. It's pretty simple.

[–]Cvantez 18 points19 points ago

The fact that I knew exactly what the top comment would be before I clicked is pretty disappointing.

[–]pajamaparty 8 points9 points ago

That's not really a present when you're in a relationship, though. It's just normal.

[–]methodicalmadness 7 points8 points ago

She cannot go wrong with a blow job, specifically a wake-up BJ. His day will start with a smile.

[–]sashimi_taco 19 points20 points ago

Apparently i've been doing it all wrong! I should only give blowjobs on special occasions or as blackmail to get my SO to do stuff for me.

I'M AN IDIOT!

[–]lexy8088 0 points1 point ago

Apparently you missed the point...ANY TIME is a good time for a blow job!

[–]FMITAP 1 point2 points ago

And she'll get protein to give her the energy she needs.

[–]PabstyLoudmouth 2 points3 points ago

I am a scientist and can confirm that this is true.

[–]FMITAP -2 points-1 points ago

It's a win-win-win. He gets a blowie. She gets her daily dose of protein. And science triumphs.

[–]PabstyLoudmouth 3 points4 points ago

We need to find a way to get Oprah to back this as the newest diet trend in Fitness and Health segments.

[–]FMITAP 0 points1 point ago

Just do what Ron White's wife says to do. Create a drug that causes semen to taste like chocolate.

BLOWJOBS FOR ALL!

[–]PabstyLoudmouth 1 point2 points ago

Chocolate and money, women love blowing money! At least mine does!

[–]FMITAP 1 point2 points ago

Hmm... Yes... Moneyjob...

TO THE LAB, BOYS!

[–]methodicalmadness -1 points0 points ago

Not just protein, but a dose of "baby gravy" is low in carbs, and only 10 calories per serving. Great for those on vegan diets, and those who do not monitor their health as closely. In closing, 3 servings of his "life giving elixir" every day, will increase his happiness, and lower stress levels that he incurs due to work, relationship, and social efforts.

[–]FMITAP 4 points5 points ago

Vegan? I'm not so sure you understand what semen is made of...

[–]chthonicutie 0 points1 point ago

I'm not so sure you understand what vegan means, since semen (and breastmilk) is vegan. :]

[–]methodicalmadness -1 points0 points ago

Oh no, I fully understand what semen is made of. No matter what lifestyle, religion, ethnic background, or choice of diet somebody chooses, one thing remains true. Blowjob's play a significant role in not only birth control, but may even curb the number of men who commit adultery, or for the non-wed men, frequent oral sessions create a bond with their partner, which could ultimately lead to a very satisfying, loyal, and respected tradition that could carry both parties into a long, loving, and dedicated relationship. With that said, ladies, please don't be ashamed, it is becoming a necessity for strong, healthy, and productive couples.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

And a steak.

Also, there is a difference between "get him a blowjob" and "give him a blowjob" but honestly either way, happiness will ensue.

[–]FMITAP 7 points8 points ago

Steakjob.

[–]PabstyLoudmouth 0 points1 point ago

Blow job while eating steak. I have a new fantasy......

[–]parliament32 0 points1 point ago

Blowjob while eating steak while taking a shit?

[–]failbus -2 points-1 points ago

If she's the most epic girlfriend ever, blowjobs will be fairly mundane at this point. Unless it's a blowjob from her hot friend while she watches and spanks hot friend to encourage her on, it's not going to be particularly memorable.

The key word here is "epic"

[–]tigerstylee 6 points7 points ago

...are you always this unfunny?

[–]ojolejano 3 points4 points ago

Funny or not, he has a point. If she is a good gf blowjobs just come and go

[–]frankie_says_relax 3 points4 points ago

I'm...I'm not being original. But just. Touch his junk.

[–]girlpriest 2 points3 points ago

Does he smoke weed?

[–]Pookah 4 points5 points ago

Yes. Never nag. And if he asks you what's wrong, tell him. Don't say "nothing."

[–]spaghettieater 7 points8 points ago

'cept this doesn't work when there's actually nothing wrong. don't assume she's lying just to start shit.

[–]Pookah -3 points-2 points ago

'cept that's if there's really nothing wrong, he wouldn't have to ask "what's wrong" if there's something obviously wrong

[–]spaghettieater 6 points7 points ago

'cept sometimes people assume that the person has something wrong because they zone out or stare at something, accidentally looking sad. my face, for example, looks sad or upset when i'm actually making a blank expression.

just trust me, it gets annoying. (this happens to me a lot.)

[–]outwrangle 5 points6 points ago

This goes for men as well. There are many guys that do this same shit.

"I don't want her to worry about me!" is no excuse to keep her in the dark!

[–]rexthunder -1 points0 points ago

It goes for genderqueers as well. There are many of them who do this exact same thing.

[–]outwrangle 3 points4 points ago

I bet everyone does this in one shape or another.

As they say, communication is the key to good relationships.

[–]Blu3j4y 1 point2 points ago

Take him out for a pizza, go see a local band that he'll like, go home and sex him up a bit. Make (or order) breakfast the following morning.

He's probably going to get you some gift that you may or may not like, but act like it's the best thing you've ever received.

We men are simple people. We like food, sex, and being appreciated once in a while. It's not that difficult.

[–]Patius 0 points1 point ago

Mass Effect 3 Demo downloaded onto his game platform of choice, his favorite meal and a blowjob and/or sex. The last one should be served while he's playing the demo.

Seriously, the favorite meal, plus something he really enjoys, and then you guys should do some passionate stuff. Rose petals and shit.

[–]ojolejano 1 point2 points ago

In the morning of 2/14, just give him a present, a Zelda tshirt(one that looks like Link's outfit. That night prepare a scene, when he gets home you are nowhere to be found, there is a note saying: i have taken your princess away, what you gonna do about it.

[–]Nation_of_Chrislam 0 points1 point ago

Bring another girl to have sex.

[–]Zrk2 -1 points0 points ago

Steak and a blowjob day. That is all.

[–]Cloudycandyx 2 points3 points ago

That would be really awkward if he was a vegetarian.

[–]TravelingAce -2 points-1 points ago

And there's always the classic fall back, Steak and a BJ.

[–]CatHunter 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend doesn't care about Valentine's day...I vote don't do anything.

[–]PabstyLoudmouth 0 points1 point ago

Dress up as Lydia from Skyrim and really carry his burdens, without rolling your eyes.

[–]ImNotJesus -2 points-1 points ago

Give him a small bell and tell him every time he rings it he gets a sexual favour of his liking.

[–]PabstyLoudmouth 0 points1 point ago

I think most men would be happy with this.

[–]schlitz100 -1 points0 points ago

That time between Christmas present threads and Vag day idea threads are like my happiest days of the year.

[–]Milf_ -2 points-1 points ago

All he wants is to blow his load in your mouth and accidentally in your hair. Men are very simple. Feed and fuck.

[–]Bravo777 -2 points-1 points ago

BJ and a backmassage

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