What is the darkest secret you know about SOMEONE ELSE that would make them cringe if they knew you did?

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scuby22 · 4 months

When I was a Teaching Assistant, my professor told me (over a few too many glasses of wine) that when she was 16, and learning to drive, she hit and killed a homeless man. The local cops showed up at the scene and she confessed she hit him. After some internal discussions, the cops told her to go home and never speak of it. They said he was a 'Homeless drunk that probably wandered into the road and wouldnt be missed.' She's been having nightmares over that day for years since...

FFF12321 · 4 months

My roommate freshman year in college was a forever alone type - always tried but things never seemed to work out. One day, I'm chilling on my computer and start getting hungry, so I asked him if he wanted to go get food. He replied "no, guess why?" I guessed he had already eaten, but he surprised me by saying that he had a date with this hot chick from a class of his. So I congratulate him and ask him about her - he describes her as that ideal blonde, big boobs, perky nice sexy girl next door.

So I go get dinner and give him some space. I take my books and laptop and go study for a few hours at the library. I text him to ask if it's ok for me to come back to the room (it was getting late). He said yeah. Date turned out not so good though.

After him buying dinner and ice cream, she drops the bomb that she's actually a lesbian and apparently thought it was just a friend type thing. He wasn't very happy about it, but he didn't really want to talk about it so I let it go and went to bed.

Around 4 am, I wake up, which is odd cause I'm usually a deep sleeper. I roll over and hear this kind of thudding noise. I glance over without getting up and there I see my hefty roommate humping rather vigorously the dresser - seriously, no pants on, just banging the dresser. I immediately rolled over and pretended to be asleep... I didn't get to sleep before he finished though ಠ_ಠ

TL;DR: Forever alone roommate has a bad date, finds out shes a lesbian, bangs dresser.

FrankHowitzer · 4 months

I know my ex is secretly having sex with my dad.

Homycraz2 · 4 months

One of my frat brothers in college knocked a girl up. A month later she had had lost the baby. I was using his phone one night to find mine when his dad texted him, i swiped the lock causing it to open the chat thread The day he found out he drove with some of our other brothers to Mexico and he came back with RU486, the abortion pill. He had apparently spoken to his dad who forced him under threat of pulling him out of college to secretly sneak the girl the abortion pill.

He has no idea I know and I doubt anyone else does.

sarahbear121 · 4 months

The receptionist at my work is screwing my boss. She doesn't do anything required for her job and essentially has a free ride.

The other day while aimlessly wandering facebook, I came across her husband's profile (through a friend of a friend). She has never come to work with a ring on her finger. She has only alluded that she has a casual boyfriend. She took three weeks of vacation last summer and said she was going to Hawaii with her mom. Turns out that was when she got married and had her honeymoon.

wakestrap · 4 months

A friend of my roommate at the time was this cute girl we'll call Mel. Mel and my Roomie (female) were heading out on a thursday to have some drinks with friends with the intention of returning to our Apartment at the end of the night to crash. Mel had a bit of a crush on me and before she left she told me she was sleeping in my bed that night and I didn't have a say in the matter. Fine by me, I thought, I was single and she was cute.

Fast forward to 3am. I wake up to my roomie asking for help getting Mel upstairs, our apartment was on the second floor. So I get out of bed, look over the railing and see this girl absolutely out-fucking-cold at the bottom of the stairs. Well, looks like I'm not getting any tonight, I then carry this girl upstairs to the living room where she gets tucked into the couch and I head back to bed.

I awake the next morning and head to the kitchen for breakfast before work. As soon as I walked into the kitchen the smell hit me. I immediately started looking around, it didn't take long to find the source. There, in the middle of the kitchen, is one of the kitchen chairs and on the floor in front of it is a cupcake tray. Sitting on top of the tray is a steaming nightmarish pile of beer and shooter induced fecal slurry that would have made a grizzly bear proud. I shit you not, it was one of the biggest single piles I've ever seen and the kicker was that it belonged to a lady. A dainty, petite lady that at some point in the night had wandered into the kitchen, and had the where-with-all to put a cupcake tray on the floor before pulling out a chair to brace herself with(there was some shit on the chair too) so she could comfortably shit on the tray.

That's when I just walked away. I didn't see much of her after that but my roomie who worked with her said it's obvious that she has no clue she did it. She was black out drunk so I'm not surprised. I guess the couple people that did know started calling her cupcake which she thinks is a cute nickname....

tnpta · 4 months

My dad's seeing escorts. He has backpage book marked to the female escorts page as well as a page that caters exclusively to the area. My mom travels like 80% of the year.

Married 30 years this year.

ftlthrowaway · 4 months

A girl I went to high school with got drunk and let slip to me that she had been having sex with dogs since she was 13. Later as adult I alluded to this in a conversation and it was clear she had no idea that I knew this.

We're still pretty close and see each other on a regular basis and most the time I never think about it. Every now and then we'll be talking and it will pop into my head.

If she ever knew that I knew I'm not sure she'd be able to face me again.

theironcode · 4 months

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Pterafying · 4 months

my male cousin who is engaged to a female fucked a male flight attendant on the plane to disneyworld.

randompostingguy · 4 months

I have two sisters. Mom died more than 20 years ago. A few years back my father was going in for a high risk surgery. The night before he went in he told my oldest sister that he wasn't really her dad. It turns out that before they got married my mom and dad broke up briefly and my mom hooked up with some guy, getting pregnant in the process. She told my father and the two ended up eloping. For whatever reason they never told my sister and my father promised to keep the secret before my mom passed. After telling my sister, my father asked her to not tell anyone else. She's talked to her husband, myself and my second sister about it. My dad has no idea we know.

He also has no idea how much I respect him for raising another man's child and always loving her like the daughter she was.

Second story is that it turns out my uncle (by marriage) molested my sisters for a number of years. When my sisters told my mom and dad, they didn't believe them. It eventually stopped. When my sister had kids she told him that they would never be left alone with him. My sister just told me about it this past Christmas, 40 years after the fact. My uncle has no idea that I know.

hopetheyneverfindout · 4 months

One I can legally write: My straight younger more outgoing brother, indulges in drink and drugs to an excess on a regular basis, never a weekend goes by without a party of some kind. He disappears from one party unusually early while high and I notice at some point later that night and decide to go look for him. 10 minutes after setting off towards home I get a call from the guy he shares a house with, he need's my help but he won't say what with, just wants me to get over there sharpish.

I arrive and an unbelievable scene is described which he absolutely does not want to deal with. I'm not sure why but I was certain that I could not call anybody else to help so I open the door and go to work.

My bro is sound asleep letting out the occasional ecstatic groan, butt naked except for a shit eating grin across his fizzog. He is sprawled over the shared couch with his legs akimbo, and, I shit you not, he has the handle of an ornamental samurai sword and the neck off a bottle of beer disappearing confusingly between his arse cheeks, all while a dribble of cum is running down the side of his beergut and his flaccid penis is staring right at me.

I try and wake him gently, doesn't work. I give him a thorough shake and shout at him to wake up, he turned his chin to his shoulder lets out a little loved up groan and rolls his head right back onto the cushion.

O.K. I got this, grit my teeth, take the bottle and pluck it from his sphincters shameful grasp. Similar story with the sword handle, which did not look pleasant to have what seemed like 8 inches of leather wrapped, metal tipped anal danger stuffed up there, but hey who am I to judge.

The bottle goes straight in the recycling, and I ask the housemate what to do with the sword, it turns out he'd "borrowed" the sword from the housemates bedroom display and he didn't want it back.

I grab my bro's duvet from his room, cover him up and leave his phone on the covers, so I can start ringing him once I'm out of there. On my way out the door, I asked to borrow the housemates phone as I'm out of credit, I checked it for blackmail pictures (none) then called a cab home.

GetHisWallet · 4 months

We have an alpha male here who makes fun of me for not caring if I have gay friends. "Fags" this and "homos" that, and that I'm probably "treading the dark line" by hanging out with them.

He has no clue that one of my friends has spotted him several times at the local hookup spot. I'm holding that bomb in reserve.

cyberwin · 4 months

I know that my dad is a sex worker and runs his "business" out of his home.

pissonyou · 4 months

my best friends wife and he are swingers and have fooled around with a lot of friends. But he doesn't know that his wife admitted to me that they've been having sex with his niece (she is of age) and that the wife and her hook up on their own.

another friend of mine drunkenly admitted that she and her sister had 3 ways with guys and would always tell them after.

nonplayer · 4 months

I fix the computers of everyone in my family.
They all love porn sites... everyone.

scrawny · 4 months

-- DAVID --

I know you are browsing Reddit and porn links at the office, the window behind you reflects everything!

Think about that next time you walk around the office and bitch at people for using Gmail or taking excessive coffee breaks.

hybridpunk · 4 months

My mother would probably freak out if she found out that I knew that she was pregnant with me before meeting (who I have known my whole life as) my father. I've been trying to figure out some way to ask her who my real father is, but keep coming up blank.

Edit: In hindsight, using the term real father was probably bad, I originally typed blood father, but it looked and sounded odd, using the term biological father never crossed my mind. I understand that my father that raised me is my real father, he passed away in 2008 from cancer.

Further clarification: First off, I'm 25. How I found out about this was in casual conversation with my older brother and his mom (dads ex wife). We got to talking about how my older brother was athletic and I was smart, how we are opposite ends of the spectrum from each other, and she made a comment in passing about how my mother was pregnant with me before she met my dad. My little sister and I look alike, nothing like our dad. Our little brother looks like our dad though. What confirmed it was shortly before he passed away, he confessed to my sister that we weren't his. She chalked it up to the drugs talking, when I found out about the confession two years later, my older brother and I got to talking and we pulled a copy of my birth certificate (him and his wife had custody of me when I was 15-18, another story entirely). The father section on my birth certificate was blank.

Now for asking my mother, that isn't really an option, my mom has been a liar and a conniver my whole life, it took me 10 years of investigating and showing her the proof to her face for her to confess that my grandfather (her father) was really her step father and not her biological father. She basically ditched the family 3 years ago to move to Indiana without telling anyone, and in my research, I found that her biological father lived in Indiana as well. So asking my mother without anything other than what has been said will prove futile. She'd rather tell 100 complex lies than one simple truth.

StarDXB · 4 months

This thread leaves me shocked at the number of dogs who get more pussy than I do. :S

Oblivioncontroller · 4 months

My friend has never had sex, but she can fist herself in both holes. She told me, then instantly regretted it.

Th3_Fool · 4 months

I work at a fairly small company in the city. There's one particular coworker of mine, a fairly hot Asian woman. We recently found a video that was posted on a website of a sexual nature. In the video, she gets tied up and has a ball gag placed into her mouth.

I can't look her in the face without seeing a mental image of a ball gag.

FurryPancake · 4 months

The girl I like has horse porn in her history.

cosmickramer · 4 months

My friend took some pretty gross up-crotch shots of herself on her photobooth. I don't know if it was for something medical or something, because they sure as hell were not sexy.

Also, it was super awkward because I was on her computer and she was behind me, because we were looking for something on the computer together. I tried really hard to "not notice" the pictures and I kept trying to close the program without her seeing that I saw it. I was embarrassed for her.

BreeMPLS · 4 months

I am aware that someone I know had a child who died. I do not know the circumstances, but I do know he spent time in prison because of it. It's not common knowledge, obviously.

panzerg- · 4 months

My mom and stepdad came home from the bar exceptionally late one night, so late, I was already awake for the day. I heard them arguing somewhat less than quietly.

My mom got picked up by and had sex with another woman, against the direct behest of my stepdad, surprisingly.

porkspark · 4 months

My boyfriend hung himself 3 years ago and his brother saved him just in time. Something I know that he would never tell me himself and I will never let him know that I know. But it scares me

heffergod · 4 months

Man, ever enter a thread thinking, "Oh, man, I have such a good story! Wait till they get a load of this!" Then you start reading the posted stuff and realize that, comparatively, you have fucking NOTHING.

rhubarbcrumble · 4 months

I have a friend at work who I'm pretty close to (let's call him Paul), and he tells me most things. However people from another department, unbeknownst to him, know his flatmate through a mutual friend. These guys told me that Paul pulled some Greek girl one night and went back to hers. He turns up back at their flat the next morning with what his flatmates called 'a haunted look' and they asked him what was wrong. Turned out she was a huge fan of BDSM, and put him on a dog leash and then proceeded to do him up the arse with a dildo (I later discovered this was one of three she had on display - the medium sized one).

I found this out about a year and a half ago, and didn't tell him as I'd been sworn to secrecy. However, a few months ago I alluded to it and he said 'How did you know about that?'. I managed to convince him he'd told me ages ago - I couldn't let him know that most of the office knows he was done up the arse by some random BDSM fan whilst on a leash.

qtprot · 4 months

Friend who always boats about the ladies he gets has a text doc of the best gay pornstars (ranked from 1-100) on his desktop, also a mod on a gay forum.

TinCupChallace · 4 months

i have a co-worker who is a playboy and his life is basically a porno... his pc is about 20 feet in front of my. His desk faces a wall, so his 2 monitors are directly in my line of sight (but my face is usually behind my monitor). He is not the brightest one out there... one day I was glancing out of my office and he was cruising the M4M ads on Craigslist.

At first i thought it was an accident, but then i realized he had a dick on his screen for too long for it to be an accident.. then i watched as he checked more M4M ads for the next 30 minutes, but switched pages whenever someone walked in or out of the office.

Other thing/person... my wifes friend was repeatedly molested by her grandpa throughout her adolescence. She told my wife, but her own family doesnt even know. The girl has some issues, bad temper, and is very controlling in life and with her husband. It makes me want to kill anyone who would hurt a child. those scars dont heal.

metwork · 4 months

I know a guy from college who drove an M3, wore expensive shit, and always bought drinks and paid for shit. Told everyone he made his money off calls/puts on eTrade, and "hustled" on the side. I think he watched Boiler Room or read Wolf of Wall St. one too many times, and thought he could just pretend he was some market wizard (who was a GENERAL BUSINESS MAJOR, lol.)

I worked with a friend of his dad, who told me that daddy paid for EVERYTHING via card, cash handouts, paid his bills every month, and that this kid didn't do shit.

At least I got a few free drinks.

vigilante_friends · 4 months

In high school there wasn't many girls in our group and this one girl dated a lot of the guys but stayed cool with everyone. I don't really know what happened to her exactly but I know one guy that wasn't really part of our group got her alone and kicked her ass. Like, hospital bad but she didn't want to turn the guy in for some reason. Anyways, the dark secret part is that two of her exes and two other guys went decided if she wasn't going to turn him in they would take care of it. One of those guys got fucking WASTED at my house and told me they castrated the guy and dumped him at a hospital. I got the same story from one of the other guys too. Fucking crazy.

TL;DR: My friends castrated a guy like 15 years ago.

0nd0fir · 4 months

My brothers wife used to be a truck stop whore. BJ's and whatnot for the men of the trucking profession. Confirmed by my old coworker who used to work as a dishwasher at the truck stop restaurant. Didn't surprise me at all. Also, gross.

Very_High_Templar · 4 months

The names of the three people my dad killed when he was younger.

SharpTapestry · 4 months

Throw away account, just in case. Neither of my parents know that I know they both had a hand in sexually abusing me. My father molested me and my mother let a pedophile molest me when she didn't have rent money.

drizzfoshizz · 4 months

I found my friend's "chicks with dicks" magazine. He has no idea, so I drop about one joke per year just to freak him out a little.

KlimtogWasTaken · 4 months

This is more hilarious than dark:

My boss's son had taken the work camera and hadn't given it back for about a year. My boss finds it, brings it in, and tells me to take some pictures of stuff to put on eBay/Craigslist. I turn the camera on and it's asking for the date and stuff, so I enter it in, and it loads up the first picture taken: My boss's son's penis. One of my co-workers is standing nearby, looks at it, and says "Well, isn't that lovely."

My boss walks out of his office and asks what's going on. My co-worker takes the camera and shows it to him while laughing. My boss takes the camera and starts cycling through. Dozens of pictures of my boss's son, naked, and at least half of them involve him shoving dildos up his ass.

My boss takes the camera over to his wife and says, "Wanna see what your son's been doing with the camera?"

She starts yelling and screaming about how that's disgusting and why did he let us look at that, and he's just saying "How the hell was I supposed to know these were on here!"

I've never been able to look at his son the same way again.

crouchingwombat27 · 4 months

(throwaway..)

The year was 1996, I was 16, got on IRC, and fell for a girl I met. A very convincing girl, who was very cagey about her identity, but swore me to secrecy that her name was "Tina Yothers" (no, but let's say it was). Yes, we got frisky online. She was supposedly from Montreal, but just happened not to be there whenever I visited.

I got suspicious, and she disappeared for the most part. I was crushed, all the same. She would email from time to time with updates on her life, and sometimes pop up on IRC, and we'd still talk. I moved on. This continued until 2010.

.. except I didn't buy it. In 2000 I found out about the SMTP EXPN command, which basically made her ISP's mail server spew out the name associated with the email address, and it was nothing like what she had told me. It was a guy's name - let's say "Joe Stamos". she said it was her dad's accountant, and he handled all the billing. I was still suspicious, but it wasn't enough proof. The email address was very unique - all references to the username part were either a female born in 1980, or a guy with this guy's name. Both would use the same weird punctuation and smilies.

In 2006, she sent me a photo of her and her family. In the EXIF data was a hidden tag, mentioning two names - let's say "Michelle/Tom".

In 2009, I google'd the guy's name from the EXPN earlier, and found an obituary listing him as a son-in-law, along with all his wife's family.

Through 2010, I tracked them all down through facebook and other sources, and all of their children, and grandchildren. I built up a family tree for the entire family, including blanks where I had found references to children, but no records of names. I also found an article written on a fantasy basketball forum, in the style of a newspaper article, with "Joe Stamos" as the username, and "Tina McYothers" as the byline on the fake article.

Then a month or so ago two of the family members on facebook became friends with someone named "Michelle", and I'll be damned if it wasn't the same girl I'd got photos of all those years ago. After 13 years of searching, I'd found our her real name, and it was the guy's niece.

There was lots of other correlations that fell into place after that - a photo she'd given of them outside a house, and street view confirms it was her parents place in Colorado, the "Michelle/Tom" in EXIF and she was married to a guy named Tom. I also found out that she had been on the Martha Stewart show a few times (if only I watched..), and featured in an episode of a Discovery Channel show. From that I matched to a photo I got years ago taken at the same angle, and they're dead on. I also found an account on photobucket, with the username of "jms" ("Joe M Stamos") with photos and her and him and the entire family from a Christmas party in 2007, I found a website with apologies from she and "Tom" for not being able to make another family member's wedding in 2009 too.

tl;dr: I know a 68 year old guy who used to talk dirty with underage boys on IRC and pretend to be his niece, and I know her email address. I think the appropriate response to that if outed would be to kill yourself

emiloca · 4 months

My roommate is bulimic. I think she thinks she's being sneaky because she can throw up really, really quietly, but I can hear it. It breaks my heart to catch her in the middle of a binge and have her pretend she was actually putting away that jar of peanut butter instead of eating out of it with her hand.

PoTaToeChips · 4 months

Girl I sit next to every day at work has been in porn. Bang Bus, mainly, and some amateur style foot / sock fetish stuff. I've never let on that I know it's her, but it has been confirmed via tattoos that it is in fact her.

EDIT: Sorry guys. I'm not blowing up her spot. No links or names will be provided.

Skote07 · 4 months

I don't know if he would cringe...but I discovered by accident that my friend in college is gay, and a furry. My computer crapped out on me, so I asked if I could use his to finish my project. Had to download some random audio sounds (it was a communications class). Downloaded, came across a ton of 'NOPE-grade' material in his downloaded folder. He doesn't know that I know, but it's not my place to 'out' him. If he wants to, he'll do it on his own. He's still a great guy and a great friend.

tedchorlyone · 4 months

Party at a friend's house.

Friend A, we'll call him Tanner, gets shitfaced off of 4 beers because he's a lightweight.

Friend B, let's say... Tim, keeps his head about him at 8 beers and has a good time with everyone, keeps it classy, all is well.

This is Friend Bs house, and at the end of the night (2am because we're in high school at the time) we crash in his room which has bunk beds.

I pass out in top bunk. after I pass out Tim and Tanner pass out in bottom bunk. I wake up, smoke a cheeky cigarette, go home, all is well.

Find out from Tim later that he woke up at some point in the dark night with Tanner attempting to penetrate his asshole like some sort of alley dog, saying "shut up fag, you like it" while Tim is like "dude, what the fuck..." Then Tim wakes up a little later (he's unphased somehow) to Tanner sucking his dick, to which again Tim says "dude.. fuck, what the fuck...?" to which Tanner replies, "shut up fag".

I was best friends with both Tim and Tanner at the time. Tanner has never admitted to any of this happening when Tim has brought it up, but Tim has brought it up with me a few times. I know this about Tanner, who has been engaged once and now has a serious girlfriend, and I can never bring it up with him because it's so far in the past. But still, I want to say, "man... you bro-raped one of our best friends. dude... what the fuck...?"

Trael · 4 months

My dad has an...evil box. It has all of his drugs, pot, cocaine, a crack pipe...and a couple of large dildos. I think he would cringe if he knew I knew about the dildos.

extrazipper · 4 months

Last year, this girl I knew from high school got pregnant. She was single, but she uploaded ultrasound photos and even had professional maternity pictures done. The baby would have been born in July, but then suddenly she cut contact with people and started posting things implying that the baby had died somehow.

The truth: She faked the whole pregnancy to try to get the "father" to be with her. She was wearing a fake belly the whole time. This also isn't the first time she's done it, but as far as everybody else knows she just lost the baby somehow.

HorrifyingSecret · 4 months

Throwaway because this is just so disgusting. One night I was drinking and bullshiting with this girl who friendzoned me, at her place. Once I had sobered up enough to drive, I took off. I got home and realized I had left my apartment keys at her place. I went all the way back, knocked lightly because it was like 3am, and realized the door was open... Went in, grabbed my keys from the counter and heard... Well, Sex. So a little pissed and as the curious perv I was, I looked around the corner, into her bedroom. Where I saw she was mounted and being absolutely destroyed by her... Great Dane.

Edit: Didn't slam the door, just NOPE'd the hell outta there. Also, confusion about the keys? I had a Nissan Altima with pushbutton start. No keys, just a fob I left in my cupholder.

KasSoup · 4 months

He drools on my backside when he's fucking me.

manaworkin · 4 months

A buddy of mine (might have) knocked up an asian chick. He's white and she has a black boyfriend who has no idea. He's hoping the kid doesnt pop out pale as a ghost in front of big black daddy.

Is it bad that I find the reversal of stereotypes funny?

Wypie · 4 months

Friend of mine ex-husband was murdered over a drug debt of 40 dollars and was killed by being burned alive in an automobile. They have two sons who don't know the true story of what happened to their father.

I'm sure they will eventually find out from reading the papers.

Grannyfister · 4 months

I found pictures of a friend topless and a different friend's sister using a vibrator both while browsing random threads on the internet, if that counts.

I saved them both, and have fapped to them.

ballsd33p · 4 months

My wife doesn't know I have a 17 year old son.

EDIT: Unknowingly got a co-worker preggo right before I left for college. I went back to my hometown for a funeral just last fall and I ran into her. She asked if I would take a paternity test, you know, "for science". That's one test I wish I'd failed.

Not quite sure how to tell my wife. We've been together for 12 years so I wasn't cheating.

EDIT #2: He knows about me now. He or his mom wasn't sure who his dad was. No idea. Saw his facebook the day after I got the test back and it said something about finding his dad. Fuck. Debating whether or not to go to his HS graduation. So many emotions....

EDIT #3: You guys are making me tear up at work. I've been agonizing over something else since I found out I was the father. The mom is single, shitty job at Supercuts, not much money in the bank, and still lives at home with her parents. No doubt unable to continue her education since getting pregnant as a college freshman. Should I try to make it right by paying for her to go back to school? After all, she did have to drop out to raise my son and altered the course of her financial future. I can't imagine being a single working parent trying to raise a kid by myself.

LameUsernameDotCom · 4 months

Its these threads that make me a reddit addict. I love hearing about crazy and it makes me feel so normal

_throwawayforever_ · 4 months

My brother (a few years older than me) molested me for years when I was younger. He did it at night while I desperately tried to pretend I was asleep. I'm fairly certain he doesn't know that I was aware of what he was doing, and he's recently become extremely religious and I know it would destroy him if he was exposed. For some reason I can't bring myself to accuse him. I wonder if he knows he's the reason that I can't sleep through the night without waking up at least twice. Being able to sleep in a college dorm saved my sanity.

CorkyKribler · 4 months

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Native411 · 4 months

When I was 8, I overheard my dad talking to his friend on the phone about how he was cheating on my mom at work with another co-worker. They broke up a few years later and to this day I don't think she knows. I'd rather let it live in the past...

[deleted] · 4 months

My friend found our mutual friend's younger brother in a few hardcore gay porn videos. She (our mutual friend) would absolutely die if she found out her little brother was doing that.

He's really young in them too, but actually looks like he's enjoying himself so more power to him?

brinton · 4 months

You know it's a good thread when you get to the bottom and hit reload.

ohdoylerulez90 · 4 months

My grandfather went out and stabbed my cousin's elementary school bully's dad to death. My cousin's bully bullied him everyday for years, and his parents knew and justified it by saying it was a good way for their boy to assert himself and that my cousin needed to grow some balls. Upon my grandfather finding out, especially when he learned they were white, he grabbed the biggest kitchen knife in the house and left. He came back several hours later with a bloody t-shirt and the knife missing. The next morning on the news, there was a story about a murdered man found in an alley way stabbed multiple times. That man was the bully's dad. My cousin was never bullied again. My grandfather was never caught.

Edit - I was only about 4 when this happened, but I was smart enough to put the pieces together. My grandfather passed away a few years ago.

minglow · 4 months

TIL the majority of people in the stories aren't as careful as I am when lending out my computer.

gravelpit · 4 months

Found a vibrator and lube in my dad's bedside table .... all I wanted was some goddamn Skittles that he always hides. Have told my best friend and that's it.

EDIT: And reddit now too. You're huge assholes, in the best way possible.

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