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[–]EverydayCynic 130 points131 points ago

I'm a black girl with a weave. Whatever dude, I bought it, so it's technically mine.

[–]andrewsmith1986 12 points13 points ago

Does it look natural?

[–]funkgerm 22 points23 points ago

You know, I turned 24 today and I still have no idea how weaves or hair extensions work.

[–]EverydayCynic 45 points46 points ago*

Well, a weave is just basically your hair being braided/cornrowed against your scalp, then hair extensions are literally sewn in with a special thread and needle. If done well, your head should actually be a little sore for a few hours. You can also get clip ins, have the hair glued in (still not sure how that works exactly), or have the hair locked in through a series of tiny clip-ins (called Micro-rings, these tend to be for women who don't have hair quite as kinky as African-american hair). So I guess this knowledge is my birthday gift to you. That, and an upvote :)

[–]funkgerm 11 points12 points ago

Well, today I learned something new. Thanks!

[–]zachdini 145 points146 points ago

I was raised Jewish and ordered Chinese food and went to the movies on Christmas.

[–]kspacey 74 points75 points ago

this isn't stereotype, it's tradition.

[–]TRUST_ME_I_AM_BATMAN 16 points17 points ago

I think it is written somewhere in the Torah, that Hanukkah is actually the celebration that we thought we only had a day's worth of Chinese food, but we miraculously had enough food to go around for 8 days, and that we have had it wrong this whole time.

[–]Risingdawn 5 points6 points ago

You seem like a stand-up fellow. I trust you.

[–]Unkas 63 points64 points ago

I'm Swedish and I'm not special at all.

[–]TheJazzmaster 58 points59 points ago

Oh really...

Do you knowhow to get to BORKBORK DE BERGEDY BORK?

[–]SomeDeafKid 25 points26 points ago

Flerglergl shnergl erbl?

[–]WHARRGARBLLL 27 points28 points ago

You called?

[–]Robin_Hood_Jr 5 points6 points ago

My RES has you tagged as "sex god"

explain...

[–]WHARRGARBLLL 3 points4 points ago

couple comments here might explain.

[–]WHARRGARBLLL 3 points4 points ago

byergen kyergen yergen?

[–]goodbyeart 10 points11 points ago

I was just wondering how to stereotype me. Damn Sweden, we need to step this shit up.

[–]Konradov 17 points18 points ago

All Swedes work for Ikea.

You heard it here first folks.

[–]andrewsmith1986 13 points14 points ago

Guessing you are a guy.

[–]To-The-End 55 points56 points ago

Asian here. I had to redo a driving lesson. The instructor seriously stopped the car, looked at me, and said: "Please come back when you learn to drive without killing anyone."

Oh yeah, and I also make the peace sign frequently in photos.

[–]turkeypants 67 points68 points ago

Peace sign: the Asian duckmouth

[–]wasp_ent 17 points18 points ago

Nonono, we have the thing called the Asian rabbit face. It's equally terrible.

[–]Jeff505 4 points5 points ago

[–]Jeff505 5 points6 points ago

That is goddamn adorable/horrifying. touche.

[–]vnads 112 points113 points ago

Indian programmer with a family full of doctors here.

[–]notjawn 9 points10 points ago

So are you like the odd man out since everyone is a doctor?

[–]funkgerm 44 points45 points ago

He programs medical software.

[–]Possession_Sound 44 points45 points ago

Medical software for a call center?

[–]funkgerm 23 points24 points ago

He's hit the trifecta of stereotypical Indian occupations.

[–]RavenDarkAsIce 112 points113 points ago

I'm Canadian and I say "eh" a lot.

[–]KaylaS 52 points53 points ago

I'm also Canadian and I apologize constantly. Even if I walk into a shelf or something.

[–]trav110 5 points6 points ago

I'm Canadian and boring.

[–]TerminalHappiness 3 points4 points ago*

I KNOW EH!? I immigrated here and tripped the fuck out when I learned this applied to me too.

[–]married_a_beaner 106 points107 points ago

I can't dance. I'm white. GO WHITIES

[–]ajohns95616 30 points31 points ago

White power?

[–]THECupofCoffee 46 points47 points ago

Why are all you guys dressed like ghosts? Are we going trick-or-treating?!

[–]ajohns95616 11 points12 points ago

...yes. But we want taffy. So we're going to the black neighborhood to get it.

[–]ri0tnrrd 3 points4 points ago

cannot....stop.....laughing.....at this

[–]danisaurus 128 points129 points ago

Colombian girl. I'm pretty aggressive, kind of loud, and I make some damn good coffee. That and I'm made entirely out of cocaine.

[–]ajohns95616 40 points41 points ago

Can I smell you? Just once?

[–]1JaYred024 4 points5 points ago

I think im n love

[–]All_Hail_Pancakes 42 points43 points ago

Polish and I do enjoy my shots of vodka

[–]WarlockyGoodness 26 points27 points ago

Represent. I would also lead a cavalry charge to assault a tank.

[–]katyn 10 points11 points ago

[–]hungrytim 224 points225 points ago

I'm black.

I wouldn't say its HUGE, but I aint complaining.

[–]UnicornManlyTears 75 points76 points ago*

I don't like that stereotype because sometimes girls ask me if it's really bigger as if I invited all my white friends over one day and compared.

[–]neekneek 14 points15 points ago

Same here, although, my (white) roommate did drunkenly stumble into the bathroom with a hard-on (while I was using it!) and I found out mine is considerably larger than his. Still, a sample size of one is pretty damn small.

[–]nyaliv 20 points21 points ago

What were you using his hard-on for?

[–]neekneek 18 points19 points ago

Stuff.

[–]Then_He_Said 24 points25 points ago

Also black... It's pretty damn big...

[–]Possession_Sound 7 points8 points ago

No, it's if they aint complaining.

[–]Onlythelonely1 6 points7 points ago

Well, hello...

[–]stareattheart 10 points11 points ago

I'm terrified of large dicks.

...I'll just stick with whiteys then.

[–]BigDickWoTheBlack 4 points5 points ago

sorry... not always safe there.

[–]chaunceyvonfontleroy 118 points119 points ago*

I'm a woman and I make a damn good sandwich.

Edit: fixed typo- woman not women.

[–]wtfchrlz 30 points31 points ago

Too much time in the kitchen, not enough time in the classroom.

[–]mrsbanana 7 points8 points ago

I sense an imposter.

Please tell me no womAn would refer to herself as the plural, womEn.

[–]chaunceyvonfontleroy 4 points5 points ago

Just a typo. I'm most assuredly a woman. And to increase the stereotype those sandwiches are made for my boyfriend.

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[–]chaunceyvonfontleroy 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately, I work late so on weeknights dinner isn't ready for Mr. Von Fontleroy. I do make him kick ass sandwiches for lunch though. I am looking forward to him quitting work so dinner will be ready for me!

[–]carrollr 11 points12 points ago

<slightly sexist attempt at humor>

[–]DHumefan 77 points78 points ago

I love plus size white women, take a guess.

[–]IRunHockey 46 points47 points ago

Black!.. Oh fuck, please tell me I'm right.. = X

[–]DHumefan 69 points70 points ago

Word.

[–]be_lifted 20 points21 points ago

just in case we didn't believe him

[–]funny-chubby-awesome 11 points12 points ago

;)

[–]10z20Luka 80 points81 points ago

I'm Serbian and genocide and ethnic cleansing is my middle name!

But seriously, I have a very, very hairy asshole.

[–]run85 4 points5 points ago

I did not realize that was a Serbian stereotype? Today I learned ... Next time I meet a hot dude named Bojan or Slobodan or Dejan or something (those are all Serbian names, right?) I'll tread carefully. Ahem.

[–]James20k 182 points183 points ago

Im british and i really do enjoy tea, hate the french, and conquering random countries

Goddam jamaicans

[–]ihatestairs 68 points69 points ago

I'm incredibly polite and I have a compulsive urge to stand in queues.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

Hating the French isn't really a stereotype for anyone. It's a standard for everyone.

[–]Xilef540 5 points6 points ago

Hell, I'm from Quebec and 99% of us hate the french from france.

[–]Sven2774 4 points5 points ago

See, even the French hate the French!

[–]echoscreen 30 points31 points ago

I'm Cuban and I do enjoy my cigars.

[–]ArmchairPostAnalyzer 7 points8 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]Jew_Crusher 15 points16 points ago

Non smokers?

[–]Probably_Unemployed 60 points61 points ago

Jewish and I complain a lot.

[–]turkeypants 54 points55 points ago

Is there a draft in this subreddit?

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[–]QwertyQT68 157 points158 points ago

I am a fat girl who orders diet coke with my Big Mac and large fries!

[–]_vargas_ 20 points21 points ago

A stereotype (that I find to be true) is that fat girls give great head. Is this true in your case?

[–]rabarrett 14 points15 points ago

To be fair, would she actually admit otherwise?

[–]QwertyQT68 28 points29 points ago

Yup!!

[–]oldschooljesus 22 points23 points ago

We need to meet to prove this to reddit

Of course for science

[–]QwertyQT68 31 points32 points ago

Of course. Anything for science.

[–]Possession_Sound 7 points8 points ago

[–]andrewsmith1986 10 points11 points ago

What is with fat chicks having QT(cutie) in their username/screen names?

[–]beepbooprobotdog 25 points26 points ago

'Cause they're FAT.

[–]QwertyQT68 11 points12 points ago

I was unaware of this trend.

[–]TwasIWhoShotJR 152 points153 points ago

I'm gay and I can not only dress you better than you can yourself, but I can decorate the fuck out of your nasty straight-looking house.

[–]turkeypants 124 points125 points ago

Queer redditor for the straight neckbeard.

[–]RichardRogers 34 points35 points ago

Needs to be a subreddit

[–]ObservingOwl 11 points12 points ago

10/10 would watch again

[–]Vibster 8 points9 points ago

But my beard grows on my neck. Where do you want me to grow it, my elbow?

[–]turkeypants 5 points6 points ago

No, Chaz. What you're doing is just fine.

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[–]TwasIWhoShotJR 6 points7 points ago

Sounds like an asshole imo.

[–]purdueracer78 8 points9 points ago

can you dress me? i dunno hows to

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[–]i_have_a_name 27 points28 points ago

Nerd. I live in a basement.

[–]Legitimate_Scientist 95 points96 points ago

I am a scientist of questionable sanity.

[–]MarlovianDiscosophia 46 points47 points ago

This guy seems legit... for some reason...

[–]Possession_Sound 9 points10 points ago

This guy seems Marlovian... Discosphia.

[–]aitchsee 23 points24 points ago

I'm Irish and I bloody love potatoes

[–]hiv_negative 68 points69 points ago

I frequent Reddit and have no life.

[–]dosutono 6 points7 points ago

I was having fun on this thread. That hit me a little to close to home.

[–]S4R_ben 69 points70 points ago

I'm white, and I keep the plastic grocery bags, instead of throwing them away.

[–]sadhandjobs 27 points28 points ago

We really do that.

[–]DoorMarkedPirate 39 points40 points ago

Why wouldn't you? Free trash bags:D

[–]Vindexus 28 points29 points ago

Damn, this whole time I thought I was doing that because it was smart. I didn't know it was because of my whiteness.

[–]sillyrabbits 13 points14 points ago

I actually don't know anyone who doesn't

[–]cheshirekitteh 14 points15 points ago

I use them to clean the litterbox.

[–]Praesens 6 points7 points ago

I use mine as bin bags because black bags won't fit down the chute.

[–]girlshaped 101 points102 points ago

I'm a red-head and I suspect I don't have a soul.

[–]STRFCKR 3 points4 points ago

I've been meaning to ask this, and this seems like a good place to do so. Is it true that red-headed girls are more fierce in bed?

[–]girlshaped 9 points10 points ago

I think I can be, but I don't know how I compare to other girls. You probably need to ask a dude, since I've never boned a girl.

Or I can bone a few girls for you and let you know?

[–]STRFCKR 9 points10 points ago

Yeah i think that would b e helpful for my research. Oh and a few pics of the process might come in handy as well.

[–]girlshaped 6 points7 points ago

Well, since it's for science..

[–]STRFCKR 1 point2 points ago

Yeah of course, FOR SCIENCE

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

I'm Asian. I'm naturally bad at math, but worked hard enough to be good at it.

[–]iatethelastcookie 22 points23 points ago

I am a white girl, who likes shoes. Rare gem... I know.

[–]turkeypants 15 points16 points ago

Shoes.

Shoes.

Oh my God! Shoes.

Let's gets some shoes.

[–]RamblinMan51 23 points24 points ago

I'm an American and terrible at world geography. I probably couldn't identify more than 12 countries on a map.

[–]Ruvokian 21 points22 points ago

I'm a black guy who is forever unemployed.

[–]turkeypants 21 points22 points ago

And at some point you just say, "Well I don't have anything to do but sit on the porch."

[–]Ronawk 8 points9 points ago

lol we have reddit now but this was kinda funny

[–]lvm1357 52 points53 points ago

I'm a Jewish lawyer.

[–]ABCme 44 points45 points ago

Part of me feels we need to have a Jewish mother version of the disappointed Asian father meme.

"You're a lawyer? I hear Lauren's son is a doctor."

[–]lvm1357 10 points11 points ago

I'm surprised there isn't one already.

[–]Jew_Crusher 3 points4 points ago

Could you take my case pro bono?

[–]krackbaby 53 points54 points ago

I am a man and I think about sex ALL the time

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

How can you manage to eat hot dogs and bananas?

[–]mydearwatson616 15 points16 points ago

He never said he was a straight man.

[–]BigBen96 36 points37 points ago

I'm from the south and will admit big trucks are my #1 go to vehicle. Why have a tiny ass sports car when you can have a big-ass truck that has more storage then you'll ever need?

Edit: I don't have sex with relatives though.

[–]ensoul 17 points18 points ago*

I'm a white male between the ages of 18 and 34 who is receptive to beer commercials.

[–]Nudist-On-Strike 17 points18 points ago

I'm Canadian and I enjoy hockey, wearing plaid, and I fucking love maple syrup.

[–]bobd12341 31 points32 points ago

I'm french. I rarely every brush my teeth or put on deodorant and I'm a douchebag.

[–]deadmilkman 46 points47 points ago

I'm half Lebanese and a quarter Irish, my destiny is to become a drunken terrorist, I fulfill half of the quota on a regular basis.

[–]Possession_Sound 36 points37 points ago

I really hope it's the drunken part.

[–]deadmilkman 21 points22 points ago

Well seeing as I'm not currently being water boarded at Gitmo, I'd say you're safe.

[–]BlkRepublican 13 points14 points ago

Or you're good at what you do.

[–]R3ru 28 points29 points ago

I am a woman, and I love being in the kitchen!

I am also Irish and pale and freckled.

I have a degree in History and a Masters in International relations... Would you like fries with that? (I don't work fast food now, but that is probably my best shot at getting a job).

[–]Immoral_bear 10 points11 points ago

Mexican, i enjoy alcohol and muscle cars

[–]MsAnnThrope 23 points24 points ago

I'm a redhead, and I have a hell of a temper.

[–]_vargas_ 30 points31 points ago

Do the curtains match your pubes?

[–]Shimminy_Shim 3 points4 points ago

I too am a ginger, and I don't dislike being pissed off.

[–]iAmericA45 12 points13 points ago

I can't jump.

[–]kspacey 18 points19 points ago

definitely paraplegic.

[–]turkeypants 6 points7 points ago

Thank you for your service.

[–]IRunHockey 34 points35 points ago

I'm Italian and i enjoy looking good.. and extortion, that too.

[–]gummi_worms 24 points25 points ago

l love lowriders and all that cheap shit you can get crossing the border. I'm also really good at hopping fences. I'm Mexican.

[–]MarlovianDiscosophia 11 points12 points ago

Libraries are my fortress of solitude. I wear glasses and can speak a dead form of English (Middle English) along with bits and pieces of five other languages.

[–]FarmlandTensions 28 points29 points ago

I'm Irish, pale, freckled, and actually dye my hair ginger.

[–]All_Hail_Pancakes 2 points3 points ago

do you also get drunk on guinness and whisky and are violent often?

[–]SavageInside 31 points32 points ago

Gay chick here, and I have more Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheridge songs on my iPod than you would believe.

I also wear Birkenstock sandals, cause damn they're comfortable!

[–]ReLiC71 23 points24 points ago

I'm gay, and I can bake, I can dance and I have a good eye for interior design.

[–]MissusLovett 7 points8 points ago

I'm Canadian and (I like to think that) I'm really polite!

I'm Asian and I can't drive.

[–]IntrigingPerson 9 points10 points ago

Im arab and hairy!

[–]Emileahh 7 points8 points ago

I'm from Wisconsin and I like to drink and eat cheese. At the same time, usually.

[–]terrarium 13 points14 points ago

I'm a scummy hipster douchebag, through and through.

[–]turkeypants 7 points8 points ago

Wait are hipsters and douchebags the same thing now? Was there a merger? I thought douchebags would punch hipsters and call them fags and then crush some more brew dogs.

[–]terrarium 4 points5 points ago

I've always heard that hipster was synonymous with douchebag. Did I miss the memo?

[–]turkeypants 6 points7 points ago

A memo was circulated. One of us missed it. I don't know which. I need to speak to Bob about how to do the TPS reports.

[–]Staticbird 21 points22 points ago

I am such a caricature of the main-stream idea of "an angry feminist" that I'm a walking eye roll.

  1. Head shaved
  2. Fur Pits
  3. No makeup
  4. Sports Apparel

[–]SomeDeafKid 15 points16 points ago

That... with a little more hair, that'd be HARDCORE LESBIAN. lol

[–]MisinterpretsBigotry 22 points23 points ago

Dude, that's so racist.

[–]do_we_care 41 points42 points ago

I am a successful white male

[–]Possession_Sound 60 points61 points ago

we don't care.

[–]neekneek 11 points12 points ago

You must be Jewish.

[–]Fuzzawickerama 5 points6 points ago

I'm Russian and I have a love/hate relationship with vodka. Also, my last name ends with "ova"

[–]arthur_figgis 10 points11 points ago

75% redneck and 25% Spaniard. I love whiskey and naps.

[–]1JaYred024 5 points6 points ago

Bald man with hairy chest since I was 19 right here

[–]Gibson19 5 points6 points ago

I'm Canadian and I can't stop thinking about hockey.

[–]iREALLYlikesquidward 4 points5 points ago

I'm Irish and rreeaallyy enjoy my alcohol......

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 5 points6 points ago

A mick who loves the Irish stereotype of whimisical, boisterous drunks who will cheerfully suffer in silence for as many decades of their existence as is necessary.

[–]RosasyLibros 5 points6 points ago

A female librarian who will shush you if you're disrupting the peace and quiet of the library.

[–]East_Clintwood 9 points10 points ago

I'm young white art student and I like to complain, drink coffee and listen to obscure, eclectic music while I suck up my dad's money with my expensive as fuck education.

I also love vintage clothes and wear thick framed glasses. (That I need, thank you very much.)

[–]GarlicSAUCE 5 points6 points ago

So...hipster

[–]ItsOkayImJewish 8 points9 points ago*

Throwaway out of pure curiosity, not to "show off" if you could even call this showing off. I'm wondering which of these are common. I'm Jewish and I'm:

  1. Well hung - friends now say I have the "big Jew cock". I'm guessing Ron Jeremy has something to do with this nick name. I promise I'm nowhere near his size, but I hold my own.

  2. Extremely cautious with saving money for retirement- first year out of college and I have tens of thousands in retirement funds already

  3. Have a jeweler in my family (I'm a Russian Jew edit: the Russians tend to be the Jewelers, not just a stereotype)- own an excellent quality, 1.5 karat diamond to give to my fiance I've yet to have met

  4. Large nose (obviously)- not thick, but it has a big bump Adrien Brody style

  5. I didn't even know this was a stereotype until I read the comments, but I, too, eat Chinese all the time including this year on Christmas Eve. What the fuck is with that, anyway?

[–]ridetheyak 3 points4 points ago

Italian and I love my momma and being loud.

[–]BreeMPLS 2 points3 points ago

I have German and Irish heritage. Either way you look at it, I'm bound to be a huge alkie.

[–]Wiggles420 5 points6 points ago

Stoner. I'm more than happy to be the guy in the room that every knows is high.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'm a college age virgin, and I spend many Friday nights playing Dungeons & Dragons.

[–]alphablue 4 points5 points ago

I am Mexican and I am a hard worker...

[–]MyCatLooksLikeYours 6 points7 points ago

I'm a girl. I can't drive worth shit.

[–]willmaster123 6 points7 points ago

Jewish, and I am greedy as hell, love chinese food, love arguing, and I have a big nose.

[–]Portard 4 points5 points ago

I'm bad at driving.

[–]ReLiC71 12 points13 points ago

Not sure if Asian or woman...

/Fry

[–]Portard 19 points20 points ago

Two birds with one stone, my friend.

[–]TriviaJunkie[S] 2 points3 points ago

When the guy I rear-ended saw me, I'm pretty sure he understood the Bad Asian Driver stereotype.

[–]ramblerandgambler 4 points5 points ago

Drunk Irish emigrant here.

[–]arribous 3 points4 points ago

I'm a gay guy who loves dance music.

[–]stareattheart 2 points3 points ago

I'm a natural blonde (or at least, I was), and I'm clumsy and ditzy.

I'm part German, Czech, Russian, Polish and Serbian (Euromutt) and I do love beer, beherovka, palenka, vodka, rakia and other nationalistic drinks.

Oh and I'm Jewish, and cheap.

[–]uselessdegree 3 points4 points ago

Theatre queer here.

[–]Onlythelonely1 4 points5 points ago

I'm a white girl who is a people pleaser and is generally too fucking nice. I also always leave the last cookie after eating most of them.

[–]Lordica 6 points7 points ago

I'm a blonde who can be a major cornflake.

[–]clockworkmatzah 7 points8 points ago

I'm gay and I dress fucking fabulously when I go to work. My students all say I am the best dressed teacher at the school. They also think I "be getting mad bitches"

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