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[–]jordan22 1309 points1310 points ago

Dude, everybody would take that class.

[–]greath 516 points517 points ago

Depends: Mullet optional or mandatory?

[–]jordan22 316 points317 points ago

I'm assuming a mullet would be mandatory for MacGyver-ing 101.

[–]MrMastodon 223 points224 points ago

Its probably worth credit on the course. If by the end of the course you have managed to grow a mullet properly you recieve extra credit.

[–]fts55 96 points97 points ago*

Ive had a mullet When i was younger, And i can confirm That My macgyver skills are through the roof.

[–]Phant 178 points179 points ago

How do your skills throw a roof?

[–]RedOctShtandingBy 201 points202 points ago

Swiss Army Knife, match, and fishing line. Get it done.

[–]syphrean 73 points74 points ago

Totally got this, use the army knife to loosen the nails. take the fishing line and braid it into itself, take the braid and attach it to the top of the now weakened roof mmost likely near the edge, and tie the other side into a loop(you will likely need a few of these. igniting the roof with the match you can then fall backwards off the roof bracing yourself along the side thus flinging a section of the roof onto the the robbers that are attempting to now rob this seemingly abandoned house.

[–]teamramrod456 38 points39 points ago

There needs to be an explosion somewhere in there.

[–]Peragot 80 points81 points ago

There was a gas leak in the house. Boom.

[–]SweeterGuy 11 points12 points ago

Remember not to look at it. Cool people don't look at explosions.

[–]lopo4 26 points27 points ago

) you dropped this

[–]frenzyboard 18 points19 points ago

It was attached to the roof.

[–]FreeDirt 12 points13 points ago

Better question: Is it an 800 per-hour 3-credit-hour minimum class at a Masters Degree level, or is it 400 per-hour 3-credit-hour minimum class at a Bachelors Degree level?

[–]Scherzkeks 6 points7 points ago

$10 community college! Because we can't afford all of those fancy 007 gadgets--we have to make them ourselves!

[–]tenlow 29 points30 points ago

You need two paperclips, a rubber band, the cylinder head from a john deere tractor, 6 bottles of diet 7up and half a roll of red duct tape.

The rest should be pretty self explanatory.

[–]Andar1911 35 points36 points ago

Don't even THINK about using grey duct tape, that turns it into a bomb.

[–]jrader 44 points45 points ago

This kills the MacGyver

[–]DrDodgy 25 points26 points ago

Incorrect, the Macgyver will finish this episode by talking his female accomplice through everything in an encouraging and non condescending manner. He will heal 100% and not even suffer a scar despite having been nearly decapitated. The mullet was a little ruffled but survived intact.

[–]FTFY_Grammar_Police 18 points19 points ago

10 more seconds MacGruber.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

What do you mean you forgot the celery!?!

[–]DeFex 67 points68 points ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ɟooɹ

[–]silent_p 49 points50 points ago

No, dude. When you graduate, you earn your mullet.

[–]Konrad4th 16 points17 points ago

What if I fashioned a mullet-like wig using old squirrel parts and a rubber band?

[–]colincrunch 8 points9 points ago

Think about how confused everyone who wasn't taking the class would be when they noticed everyone around them started rocking the mullet again.

[–]klassenorama 5 points6 points ago*

I'd assume intro level course wouldn't make it necessary, but the higher level classes would.

[–]snakrause 48 points49 points ago

MANdatory

[–]KillAllTheZombies 4 points5 points ago

Along with safety goggles the students would all be supplied clip-on mullets in a bin at the door, to be worn at all times while in the classroom.

[–]M3nt0R 17 points18 points ago

I already have one regardless. Wear it confidently, and people will love it. proof

[–]sgt_shizzles 43 points44 points ago

You look like a pony.

[–]M3nt0R 6 points7 points ago

Hell naw, more like a wild mutha fuckin' stallion!

[–]JudgementTime 9 points10 points ago

Respect.

[–]uneekfreek 21 points22 points ago

You could also join Boy Scouts. I learned a lot of useful life skills in that organization.

[–]MEANL3R 5 points6 points ago

i dropped at life... oh how i wish i were an eagle

[–]AnInfiniteAmount 6 points7 points ago

Oh man, this reminded me of a time we made a cannon out of a pringles can, atomized rubbing alcohol, an empty pop can and a tennis ball.

Almost hit a fucking Tenderfoot in the face with it too.

[–]goatboat 5 points6 points ago

Damn it, should of replied earlier, but I DID TAKE THAT CLASS. Well, not really, but my teacher was a science advisor for MacGuyver, and he actually was one of the people who really made me see science as this bad ass MacGuyver-esque thing to be harnessed.

Proof (page 24):http://www.bcct.ca/documents/TC/2006/ConnectedMagazine_Fall_2006.pdf

He was awesome and would tell us hilarious stories, amassing quite a following around school.

[–]IndianaJwns 49 points50 points ago

Apparently not. It already exists and it's called Boy Scouts

[–]Kaell311 15 points16 points ago

My stepkids are not allowed to join because their mother is an atheist.

[–]Capatown 5 points6 points ago

No way this can be true.

[–]mfurgabob 8 points9 points ago

It is. Boy Scouts is a Christian organization.

[–]k-laz 4 points5 points ago

The Boy Scouts are a world-wide youth organization that has a religious component. It is not Christian, just religious. Religious knots.

As a Cub Scout leader for the past 11 years, I direct all religious requirements back to the parents. Religion is a personal/family thing, it is not up to me to guide other parents' children what to believe. I would not exclude a scout because his parents are atheist - that is what they believe.

[–]Capatown 3 points4 points ago

Isn't this discrimination?

[–]oicup 2 points3 points ago

Then teach them the most important lesson for success in this world: lying.

[–]scuba7183 33 points34 points ago

Remove the gay stuff and religious overtones, and add beer

[–]itsdave 37 points38 points ago

my scouts had no religious overtones or gay stuff, but plenty of beer. Just gotta find the right troop ;)

[–]clubdepizza 693 points694 points ago

Only if that course was a pre-req for an Archaeology class where you learn to be Indiana Jones.

[–]leculver 210 points211 points ago

Ok class, I know this is going to be hard to believe, but you can survive a nuclear explosion with some forethought and planning.

If faced with this situation, first look around for any large appliance.

[–]I_Contradict 68 points69 points ago

While we're hashing this one out, what was the consensus on why that would never work? My personal feeling is that the impact would mean that when the door opened a tide of Indiana Jones flavoured soup would flow out.

[–]Darthcaboose 68 points69 points ago

Unless your fridge's interior is covered in super shock absorbent pillows, you're not going to survive the impact.

[–]erok81 41 points42 points ago

Don't forget about overpressure. Even if it doesn't crush the refrigerator like an aluminum can, I'd expect massive internal trauma.

[–]The_Healing_Mage 27 points28 points ago

And radiation... that close to a nuke going off, you're going to need a LOT more lead...

[–]micahd98 54 points55 points ago

This kills the archaeologist.

[–]TheDaninator 6 points7 points ago

BUT THE FEDORA SURVIVES!

[–]homergonerson 8 points9 points ago

Not to mention the heat as well.

[–]Spadeykins 11 points12 points ago

Not to mention the massive heat associated with radiation, regardless if the fridge survived at all, what about thermal dynamics?

[–]AnotherBlackMan 51 points52 points ago

Dude it's a fridge.

[–]warboy 7 points8 points ago

Good point.

[–]psiphre 25 points26 points ago

a normal person would be liquified by the compressive force of the blast alone, but indy has drunk from the holy grail.

[–]Geminii27 5 points6 points ago

You know, this is the first response I've read which actually makes sense.

[–]LittleBlarg 13 points14 points ago

That is certainly the most lethal part of that.

[–]I_Contradict 15 points16 points ago

Irradiated hot soup?

[–]LittleBlarg 27 points28 points ago

Hitting the ground at 400 miles an hour in a celluloid, linoleum, and lead lined casket specifically.

[–]I_Contradict 16 points17 points ago

Well, at least it would be sterile.

[–]Dakov 7 points8 points ago

And tasty.

[–]oodja 22 points23 points ago

This kills the archaeologist.

[–]Tophat_Gentleman 22 points23 points ago

I read that as "Indiana Jones flavoured soap."

[–]1-800-bloodymermaid 22 points23 points ago

The tastiest kind of soap.

[–]JimboSlice56[!] 25 points26 points ago

If it was a freezer, we could have Indiana Jones ice-soap.

[–]ZeekySantos 3 points4 points ago

And if it was a soup after all, we could have 2 AM Indiana Jones Chilli.

[–]Coffeybeanz 3 points4 points ago

Is your username a reference to something?

[–]terdmaster57 1 point2 points ago

called this number went to voice mail

[–]Reddit_The_Movie 123 points124 points ago

A Scene From Redditor Fights Indiana Jones

clubdepizza, the insidious villain, stares at Harrison Ford and laughs maniacally as he holds the Orb of Tacitus, an artifact that holds all of the secrets of the Universe.

clubdepizza: You can't defeat me Indiana! I have a nuclear weapon, an Ion Cannon, VX gas rockets, and that police guy who sprays pepper spray!

Harrison Ford: Uhhh leculver you want to help me out here????

leculver: I got a washing machine ...

Harrison Ford: GOOD ENOUGH!!

Harrison Ford jumps in the washing machine as the nuke hits. leculver sacrifices himself and is incinerated immediately (sorry bro maybe next movie you live).

Female Computerized Voice: Ion Cannon ... ready!

A blast of energy blasts the washing machine. The washing machine is charred and smoking as Harrison Ford emerges, unscathed with perfect hair.

clubdepizza: What ... the ... fuck? Send in the VX rockets!

Nicholas Cage smirks as he drops and crushed the tracking chips of the VX rockets. clubdepizza curses as he is down to his last weapon ....

clubdepizza: Little do you know, Indiana, I also have an Archaeology degree! And if there is one thing I know about useless degrees, is that they are extremely vulnerable to overaggressive cops armed with pepper spray!!!

Harrison Ford is hit with a blast and crumples immediately.

[–]Rodents210 24 points25 points ago

Nicholas Cage was the best part of this.

[–]clubdepizza 13 points14 points ago

Now this is a novelty account I can eat popcorn to.

[–]FilmTrailerVoiceover 3 points4 points ago

If we work together, I have a feeling we can go places kid.

[–]NegativeK 0 points1 point ago

Shame on you!

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

MacGyver > Indiana Jones. Yeah. I said it. Indiana had some fancy whip work but MacGyver could make ten million things from that whip.

[–]clubdepizza 27 points28 points ago

You've got me there. Indy has some pretty bitchin' one liners though.

[–]Tasadar 28 points29 points ago

Now a course on one liners, that I would take

[–]thesecretbarn 14 points15 points ago

MacGyver is to Indiana Jones what CSI Miami is to Die Hard.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Ouch. You must really hate Die Hard to put it that far below CSI Miami.

[–]thesecretbarn 10 points11 points ago

The main character's amount of hair is the only criteria by which I judge things. This of course makes perfect sense if I'm willing to even consider comparing Indy and MacGyver.

[–]Snorfalorf 2 points3 points ago

You don't learn to be Indy, Indy's a professor. So in essence after your B.M.ALP (Bachelor's in Mullets and Applied Learning Practices) and your Masters' after having completed your final thesis titled "Whips and their uses", you can then finally apply for your Doctoral in Archeology with a focus in firearm training and explosives ordinance training. Motorcycle lessons can be approached and learned for extra credit. Stealing an Asian boy off the streets to do your math homework and chauffeur you around will most definitely also do wonders to your final mark.

Happy schooling, fellow adventurers!

[–]Sykotik 203 points204 points ago*

I don't know if it's true or not(I don't know why they'd lie) but my parents told me a story once that a girl(in Pennsylvania I think) was kidnapped and escaped by using a trick she'd seen on MacGyver. Her kidnapper apparently had her in a high fenced yard of sorts and she unscrewed a rake head and attached it to a hose to use as a grappling hook.

So yeah, I suppose there could be some practical uses.

Edit: I found a reference to the relevant episode. Season 3 episode 5. A person(o-range) in the comments section here also recalls the story but was unable to find a reference.

[–]Konrad4th 194 points195 points ago

Barely-related fact: Pennsylvania has the highest arson rate of any state.

[–]grasseffect 74 points75 points ago

I'm only upvoting you because I really enjoy relatively useless facts.

[–]themindlessone 18 points19 points ago

I'm only upvoting you because I really enjoy setting senseless fires and live in Pennsylvania.

[–]EverybodyHits 7 points8 points ago

I think this is exclusively Coatesville's fault.

[–]niceyoungman 31 points32 points ago

Upvoted so someone else can confirm

[–]thebluesaracudas 47 points48 points ago

Google search found nothing. And if it's not on the Internet it doesn't exist.

[–]Stratisphear 7 points8 points ago*

That doesn't seem physically possible. Both that the rake head on the fence and the part where it attaches to the hose wouldn't be strong enough to support her weight.

[–]Sykotik 33 points34 points ago

She didn't have to screw it on, it could be tied on. A hose will definitely support someones weight, especially a small girl.

[–]ArchVangarde 28 points29 points ago

It's not a matter of where its attached, its a simple matter of weight ratios...

[–]Sykotik 18 points19 points ago*

I'm a full grown man and I'm positive that I could use this same setup successfully. As a mason I work with hose every day and they are more than strong enough to hold a person. Hell, I've used them to lift material that weighs much more than me onto a scaffold when I was lacking a sturdy rope. Some types are even industrial strength and have metal wire weaved into them making them even more strong.

E: Wording

[–]ArchVangarde 20 points21 points ago

No no no, the correct response is, a 5 ounce rake can't carry an 80 pound girl.

[–]jungledonkey 4 points5 points ago

This comment is greatly misunderstood and under-appreciated.

[–]flargenhargen 4 points5 points ago

was the girl african or european?

[–]KarmaTycoon 404 points405 points ago*

MacGyver-ing 104

Week One: Introduction

In this class students will be using cleaning fluid, a telescope, moth balls, rope, a pulley and handlebars, create a rocket-powered harpoon gun/zip line.

Week Two: Survival Techniques

Students will use candlesticks, a microphone cord, and rubber mat, to create a defibrillator.

Week Three: First Assessment

Building on the techniques developed in weeks one and two, students will create a hot air balloon from homemade glue, random scraps of nylon, a metal shed and gas canisters. Once onboard the hot air balloon, each student will be given twenty minutes to turn a blood pressure cuff, stethoscope and alarm clock into a functioning lie detector.

Week Four: Russia Field Trip

Students will travel to the Baikal Mountains in Siberia where they will be given a sleeping bag, vodka and a tank of oxygen. Using these items students will create two snow-destroying bombs – the first two create an avalanche, the second to escape said avalanche.

Week Five: Escape Techniques

Held in a Siberian prison, each student will be smuggled a package of rocks, twine and rosary beads and instructed to create a time-delayed rock catapult. Students will use the catapult to knock unconscious three prison guards to gain entrance into a storage room. From within the storage room students will find batteries, an electric mixer, rubber bands, a serving cart and half a suit of armour from which to make a motorized heat-seeking gun decoy. Deploying the gun decoy, students will make their way through to the officers’ kitchen to obtain a heating duct pipe, wood crate, nylon strap, trash can, whisky, and matches. These items will be used to create a steel-door-shattering-beer-keg-torpedo to bust through the prison wall.

Week Six: Final Exam

Students will be held in a windowless concrete room sealed by a locked vault door. To pass the final exam students will be required to escape the room using a rubber band and puddle of water.

[–]Temenes 97 points98 points ago

The water at the exam is diversion, you should do fine with just the rubber band.

[–]DoktorOnline 220 points221 points ago

I hate the english language sometimes.

[–]Unfa 89 points90 points ago

Your issue with it is the reason I love it.

Sincerely,

a bilingual person

[–]DoktorOnline 65 points66 points ago

Oh no, I'm bilingual as well, my mind just doesn't like dealing with English when it's being used as a bitch.

[–]tikiwargod 4 points5 points ago

Does it look like a bitch? NO! So why you trying to fuck the english language like some kind of bitch.

[–]cleverlyoriginal 9 points10 points ago

Srsly? This makes me love it.

[–]DLXII 18 points19 points ago

Woaaaaaaah.

[–]Wiggles420 45 points46 points ago

[–]pryomancer 34 points35 points ago

This might be the first time I've known what a gif was going to be before I clicked it.

[–]donnerpartyof1 8 points9 points ago

I know the feeling. It means you should go outside.

[–]Holden-Magroine 4 points5 points ago

Seriously? That gif blew my mind.

[–]femmeswag 0 points1 point ago

most over used gif on reddit award 2k11

[–]Chimael 8 points9 points ago

Credit where credit is due, the first time I heard that riddle (and the solution) was on NCIS. You DO learn something from TV after all!

...now, we just need a reality that is based on word puns.

[–]Zovistograt 9 points10 points ago

I heard it back in elementary school. I'm pretty sure it's been around for a while.

[–]desktop_ninja 4 points5 points ago

i share a similar sentiment.

[–]azbo22 2 points3 points ago

You are trapped in a room with no doors or windows, only a table, how do you escape?

Bang your elbow on the table until it is sore. Use the saw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole, climb through the hole. Yell at the top of your lungs until you are hoarse. Get on the horse and ride off into the sunset.

[–]FriendOfTheGophers 18 points19 points ago

Are...are those all things he actually did in the show? I remember the lie detector...

[–]TheoQ99 6 points7 points ago

Final exam: You mean Macgruber right?

[–]BDillz28 1 point2 points ago

Is there a time limit on the final? If so... is it a bomb?

[–]bobbybarista 44 points45 points ago

At my college (Virginia Tech) all of the freshman engineers had to do a MacGyver Project where they were given a box of random shit and were tasked to make a variety of things over the semester out of the same shit from inside the box every time. So there already kind of is a class on "MacGyvering"

[–]gummybearhead 13 points14 points ago

Link to the course guide or it didn't happen

[–]oodja 11 points12 points ago

Not Virginia Tech, but MIT definitely has a class like this: 2.70, Introduction to Design (now 2.007), a required sophomore course for mechanical engineering majors. The class culminates in a MacGyver-off competition that is pretty much the Super Bowl for nerds.

[–]journeymanSF 159 points160 points ago

You can't become a master of all trades by taking a course on being a master of all trades.

If you want to be like MacGyver you need to start by having a series of traumatic life challenges, playing hockey, and going to college for Physics and Chemistry.

but seriously, in my own experience, many people think of me as a "MacGyver" and people often say things like "wow, you're so naturally talented" or "you can do anything can't you?" and it's like NO! I've spent countless hours becoming good at that shit, nothing comes naturally.

I've had a lot of jobs where I've learned how to do things (carpenter, mechanic, IT stuff) and I double majored in Design and Computer Science in college. I work ALL of the time, and if I'm not working, I'm practicing one of those talents you think I "just picked up"

Anyways, my point is that to become an effective "MacGyver" you need the broadest education possible, and trying to boil it down to one course is the antithesis of that. You need to be a naturally curious person who always learns something no matter what you are doing. Real life is "MacGyvering class."

That said, I probably would take that class because it sounds fun as hell.

[–]uneekfreek 40 points41 points ago

Hence, the Boy Scouts of America was formed.

[–]keramos 25 points26 points ago

Well, that's got the series of traumatic life challenges covered.

Be Prepared. It's not just a motto, it's a warning.

(Yes, I'm just kidding. Scouts is as cool as fezzes. Cooler, maybe).

[–]WildAbra 8 points9 points ago

to me it's right up there with bow ties on the coolness scale.

[–]keramos 5 points6 points ago

How do you feel about Stetsons? I hear they're to die for.

[–]BattleClown 15 points16 points ago

So what you're saying is we're all retarded.

[–]ApolloTheDog 2 points3 points ago

Anyway*, not anyways. Why don't you quit fiddling around with shit and read a book, MacGyver.

Just fucking with you, I admire your ambition

[–]DangerousPlane 4 points5 points ago

I came here to say the same thing. I'm also someone who is often said to have MacGyver-like abilities. Right now I'm returning to college to get a degree. But no college class (or degree, for that matter) can instill in someone the jury-rigging skills learned from years of technical work experience.

My advice to those who want to learn how to make anything work? Go find an old technician - anyone who spent their career fixing or building things. Shadow them while they work. They'll appreciate the opportunity to share what they've learned and you'll pick up skills that are a lot more useful than theories.

[–]black_shamshir 1 point2 points ago

Though I agree with your premise, I think the class would be specifically centered on divergent thinking techniques. Sure, you still need the technical backgrounds for the thinking to work (if you do not know how a motor works, realizing you can use x for y purpose in a motor is not feasible), but MacGyver was a master of both technical knowledge and divergent thinking.

[–]GuaranaGeek 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for saying this. I love MacGyver, and I love that his name is a pretty common colloquialism for skillfully hacking together a solution with what you have on hand, but most folks seem to overlook the fact that the character is meant to be a brilliant scientist who worked really friggin hard to be who he is.
Also, I feel like 99% of people MacGyver meets treat him the same way you just described, and that always pissed me off about the show.

[–]ambiturnal 2 points3 points ago

I think "Philosophy of Macguyver" might be helpful as a 101 course, but yes, beyond that it would get kind of silly. I imagine the class OP is talking about involving a lot of rote memorization of probably useless designs and such, which goes against the very concept.

[–]HockingCoEnt 2 points3 points ago

True, MacGuyver wasn't great because he knew how to rig things, he was great because he knew how things worked!

[–]AnythingYouWant 2 points3 points ago

Well said. In conjunction with having a broad knowledge base, though, I think it's important to be able to think quickly and creatively on your feet. And, as you said, that skill is learned better by experience.

[–]emceegyver 2 points3 points ago

This is the best thing I've read here. Kudos and thank you for an excellent explaination.

[–]Fritzed 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! I downvoted the post because it is based on a false premise. MacGyver is MacGyver because he broad enough knowledge to innovate with whatever materials he happens to have available to him.

If you want to be MacGyver, start with Chemistry, Physics, Mechanical Engineering and Electrical Engineering.

[–]Prather 31 points32 points ago

As a Mechanical Engineering Technology student, this is just what happens when we apply alcohol to our course work. We do all of the labs already, and use it to make ridiculous things. I am basically majoring in being MacGyver.

[–]WhatWouldMacGyverDo 7 points8 points ago

Glad to see others are still carrying the torch.

[–]HapDrastic 11 points12 points ago

...fashion makeshift items from other items you could have on your person or in your immediate area....

Sounds more like Adventure Gaming 101.

[–]binjuice_69 3 points4 points ago

McGuybrush

[–]merreborn 3 points4 points ago

Because every rubber chicken should have a pulley in the middle

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago*

The offer a degree in Macgyvering, its pretty much any engineering degree. They all require 100 level courses in broad scope engineering, materials and chemistry.

Other then a basic knowledge of materials though most of Macgyvering is creativity which is not something very easily taught.

edit: I am actually referring more to lower level classes then high level classes. Yes Laplace transforms are relatively useless in everyday life. However, knowing circuit design (100 level EE class), basic chemical reactions (100 level chem class), how material responds to forces (100-200 level ME/CE courses). Even some stuff from higher level classes such as the gain on different areas of antenna can occasionally come in handy. In addition many engineering programs have engineering design courses that help teach you how to design things or work in a team quite often with subprime materials. Things like build a bridge that supports the most weight using paper, tape, glue and string or common projects that in some respects teach "macgyerving".

[–]dragoneye 51 points52 points ago

As an engineering student, most engineering courses teach anything other than what is being described here. In fact, I think there should be a course (and have been saying this for awhile) for engineering students that covers all the neat little things that you may not have experienced thus far.

Students tend to know only about the calculation and science related to their engineering degrees (of the stuff the OP is talking about), and don't know all the practical things that are needed once out in industry.

[–]RMULE 50 points51 points ago

Agree 100%. 4 years of Laplace transforms and Matlab is going to make people the opposite of Macgyver.

[–]travipross 9 points10 points ago

Unless you're in a tight situation and you need the transfer function of something dangerous heading your way.

[–]BaconatedGrapefruit 6 points7 points ago*

It depends on the school and the type of engineering.

At my school, Mechanical students take at least 1 design course every year and a capstone. Each course starts with the prof handing you a box of meccanno or Lego mindstorm and telling you to build something complex, model and analyse it in CAD + whatever else.

Really teaches you to work under seemingly impossible constrains. In our third year we had to make a tire picking up/sorting robot out of Lego mindstorm. The whole thing pretty much came down to the need to do 3-4 actions with two motors. I can't exactly remember our solution but it was the definition of Myguvering.

[–]dragoneye 2 points3 points ago

This is even as a Mechanical engineer at a school that has a lot of hands on work. 2nd year starts out with 4 weeks of a hands on "technical skills practicum" Where you build an electromechanical device from the engineering drawings (actually the first homework for the year is to build a car from meccano). Then 1/2 of second term is taken up with 2 design projects (which are complete MacGyver solutions in most cases). Third year has a 4-month design project where you design and model a device (but not build it). Then 4th year has a year long capstone design project.

Even then, students seem to still have issues with a lot of practical things. For example, we don't learn anything about motors until 2nd term of 4th year, a little late for the projects. We never really learn about things like linkages and cams properly and a lot of students just don't know about what kinds of parts to use for certain situations, or even that they exist.

[–]ameoba 4 points5 points ago

Didn't they have a bunch of college engineering students on staff to help writing the shit?

[–]Frankfusion 2 points3 points ago

Henry Winkler (who produced the show) has said most of the stuff he made was basically works in real life or at least in theory.

[–]fuggerdug 3 points4 points ago

Yeah but he can fix anything just by nudging it. Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!

[–]IBAZERKERI 14 points15 points ago

hrmm, maybe call it, "simplified applied engineering" ???

[–]FumperBuckers 19 points20 points ago

That would easily be the most useful any university has ever offered.

[–]infecticide 33 points34 points ago

I thought it was called Engineering?

[–]whosdamike 22 points23 points ago

I became an engineer because MacGyver made me think it would be exciting, adventurous, and awesome.

...sigh.

[–]merreborn 3 points4 points ago

It could have been worse. If you'd watched The Cosby Show instead, you might have tried to become a wisecracking doctor who wore goofy sweaters.

[–]crazyquesadilla 7 points8 points ago

I've only heard of it called MacGyver Science as a joke, but my old high school offers a class that is pretty much "MacGyver-ing". Make It! Science, one of the last entries.

[–]ciscomd 1 point2 points ago

I would take any class taught by Marissa Owen. Especially something something sex.

[–]NoMoreNicksLeft 9 points10 points ago

There are many college courses that I wished our university offered, but I don't think this is one of them.

Besides, I think they already have it, it's called an engineering major.

[–]jmm1990 15 points16 points ago

I think all colleges should have a course called "everything my parents were too busy to teach me.". Students would learn skills such as:

How to change a tire How to change oil How to cook How to nail a nail How to clean a gun How to balance a checkbook And so on.

[–]Chimael 10 points11 points ago

Granted, I was taught by my father, but what kind of extensive teaching do you require to nail a nail?

[–]olithraz 7 points8 points ago

There are people out there that have no idea how. Pound it in halfway and when it bends smash it flat. Its quite sad.

[–]desktop_ninja 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]matthewjconnor 1 point2 points ago

Practice.

[–]FirstAidKitster 0 points1 point ago

You make an excellent point there. There are a wide variety of skills that the last generation just let fall to the wayside and most of these fall under the "know what the things you use every day are made of" principle. You own a car, know how it works. You own a house, know how its held together and how to change the pieces around. Know how it works and you can make it work for you, right?

[–]Gasonfires 4 points5 points ago

Electrical safety (for dealing with small batteries, etc.)

Dude, you badly need this class. There is no such thing as "electrical safety" when dealing with "small batteries." 600-volt three phase circuits are another matter, but not "small batteries." MacGyver would scoff at a small battery, unless that's all he had, and in that case he'd find a way to get 240 volts out of it for precisely the 0.18 seconds needed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

There is no such thing as "electrical safety" when dealing with "small batteries."

Hands kid who has never played with anything a 9v battery,steel wool and some gunpowder.

Don't worry, it's a small battery it can't hurt you.

[–]tekgnosis 2 points3 points ago

There will always be some idiot who manages to electrocute himself with a 9V battery. All you need is a drawing pin in each thumb.

[–]0rgasm0tr0n 4 points5 points ago

One lecturer I had used to show 5 minute clips of MacGuyver before each class, he even played the theme music at his wedding

[–]dewdnoc 4 points5 points ago

Zombie Survival 101: (Also known as MacGyver-ing)

Fuck yes I would take this class

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[–]Broseph_Waxley 5 points6 points ago

What about 'MacGruber-ing'?

[–]halflid 2 points3 points ago

Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap! There's like a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guy.

[–]ll_shades 4 points5 points ago

I would totally take that class.

[–]waiv 4 points5 points ago*

Yes, I always wanted a coffin that turned into a jetski.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Heck yes I'd take it, you never know when you might be in a ...weird emergency.

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[–]DaywalkerOG 9 points10 points ago

Or your could be an Engineer.

[–]tjean 6 points7 points ago

I have a feeling this class would have the worlds longest waiting list.

[–]HitboxOfASnail 4 points5 points ago

One time I was on a camping with some friends and we had one of those portable kerosine lamps with which we cooked our meals. We ran out of fuel in the lamp and needed a way to refill it but we didn't have a funnel, and the hole for injecting fuel was very small.

So we cut the top of a disposable water bottle using a knife. Then we opened a pen and took out the ink so the pen was just a hollow pipe. We stuck the pen into the mouth of the water bottle and used duct tape to fasten the two together forming a makeshift funnel. We ate well that night.

tl:dr Fuck yes I would take a Macgyver class. That shit saves lives.

[–]rbtcattail 4 points5 points ago

No, the whole POINT of MacGyvering something is its on the fly and totally made up. You cant teach that, otherwise its just engineering, not MacGyvering.

[–]Digipete 10 points11 points ago

True. Years ago I worked at an investment casting shop. The company was owned by two different engineers. An issue would arise and they would sit around speculating on solutions that usually involved a fairly large amount of money to implement. I, on the other hand would spend a few minutes going through the junk metal bins and office supplies to fix the problem right then and there.

Just one situation I can think of. We needed to anneal some parts for a customer YESTERDAY! The big oven was cold and would take at least 4 hours to heat up, the little oven was too small for the task, or so they thought. While the owners were having their heated conversation, I went out back the shop, found a junk shelving unit that would give up its sheet steel, measured the dimensions of the small oven, and welded up an annealing box at the maximum dimensions needed to fit. I actually had to remove some bricks for it to fit, but I replaced them temporarily with a ceramic insulation called K-wool which I knew would break down in the long run, but hey, this was just for one batch of parts, so fuck it.

It worked, the customer got their parts on time, and I got a small bonus in my check that week.

On another occasion We had to come up with a method for straightening parts. Once again, a lot of expensive propositions were thrown around. I found some old plastic signs that at one point were hanging in the production area that were the exact right thickness. A couple of stamps on the hydraulic press with the shims underneath and the parts were straight.

[–]helix400 5 points6 points ago

MacGyvering 1000 - Prequisities: Everything*.

*Except liberal arts courses.

[–]stratfu 2 points3 points ago

Class would be awesome. You'll be workin' on some MacGyver type shit and hummin' "bum bum bummm bum bum bummmm dananana NAH NAH..."

[–]orcrist747 2 points3 points ago

It was called Physics Lab.

[–]dturner0413 2 points3 points ago

They do, its called physics.

[–]hairyassandballs 2 points3 points ago

I think you just described urban boy scouts club

[–]mmforeal 1 point2 points ago

It's called Boy Scouts

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

McGyver pipe and bong making is already an offered course in most dorms and frat houses.

[–]Razorwire_Dave 1 point2 points ago

Where I am from we call it "nigger-rigging".

[–]inkedexistence 1 point2 points ago

Always carry duct tape.

[–]JPMiller 2 points3 points ago

The question is not weather anyone will take it but who wont take it.

[–]anothertran 3 points4 points ago

This is called Boy Scouts

[–]Gradual_Nigger 1 point2 points ago

I believe the term you're getting at is actually "Nigger Rigging." Its okay doe, i can say dat shit and get away wid it

[–]Jerlko 2 points3 points ago

a brudda in da HOUSE! wassap mah homie?

[–]Gradual_Nigger 5 points6 points ago

Not much, really. Just sitting here on my apple computer looking at the new heated Columbia jackets online, enjoyin a miller high life. i think lata tho imma start chuggin sum 40s of steel resurv and den head off to da bar 2 grab up a fly hunnie... u down?!

[–]Jerlko 2 points3 points ago

naw b got me sum fried chicken and watermelons in dah hizzhouse. oh lawdy it gonna be gud wit dah purple drank

[–]Gradual_Nigger 6 points7 points ago

I can really only undasann the 2nd part of yo comment

[–]Skacowan 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Bitches love makeshift items.