Ladies, what was your reactions/thoughts on seeing a penis for the first time irl (sexually)

therealhannahg · 8 months

There were a lot of things I had to learn. For instance, I didn't know that it couldn't bend backwards when erect. I was also amazed at how smooth/rubbery the skin felt - particularly the head. Balls were the most fascinating thing in the world to me - I remember playing with them for a really long time trying to figure them out. I had always heard that they were literally a ball in a sack, but I was really freaked out by the feeling that the testicles felt "free floating". They kind of reminded me of a balloon that you had blown up too many times - the skin felt really soft. I was also surprised by the fact that the pee hole was more like a slit than a hole...and finally that guys have muscles that can move their peen. THAT one freaked the shit out of me....

edited to add: i also thought that the process of getting an erection was kind of interesting. i would let my boyfriend go soft and then touch it and watch him get an erection. i thought it was so neat that you could literally see the pumping action of the blood moving in with his heart beat. maybe i'm weird but i found that to be fascinating...

twistedshadow · 8 months

I remember being amazed at how something could be both soft and hard at the same time. I mean like how the skin could feel so velvety and smooth but also felt rock hard because of an erection.

Sallysaurus · 8 months

I didn't realise that when giving a handjob, the top layer of skin moves. I thought it would be like if you rubbed a finger (ofc bigger...) and wasn't expecting that :p

jellyspoon · 8 months

Growing up in my family, we weren't phased by seeing anyone else naked. My dad was circumcised as a child for medical reasons so i grew up assuming that was normal. The first time i saw a penis in a sexual way before it was hard the only thing i could say was: "has you penis eaten its self?" The only thing i could think of while losing my virginity was: "Im being fucked by the worm from tremors"

awkwardusername · 8 months

When he pulled off his briefs, and it sprang up, I was really surprised at how -I really don't know how else to word this, but - bouncy/springy it was.

If I wasn't so horny I would've had half a mind to bat at it, making BOINGGG sounds.

killthedumbmonkey · 8 months

I was very confused. I didn't know that penises were supposed to get a whole lot bigger being erect. Like I was under the impression that they were the same length all the time, just that they got harder. So when I had my first sexual encounter and my then boyfriend hadn't been hard yet... I assumed he had a baby penis. I just rolled with it and discovered how the male anatomy actually works.

pirate_wench · 8 months

All i could think was THAT is NOT going to fit!

guavainindia · 8 months

"Well, that certainly wasn't what I expected!" And considering I said it out loud, not much followed.

sbond007 · 8 months

I remember saying "I don't really know what to do with this...". Haha Edit: Finally, when it came to blow jobs it was like..."you want me....to put that in my mouth...and do what?". Now I love BJ's, But don't tell.

Qzy · 8 months

I thought "Oh, so that's what it looks like. Huh." And then blowjobs.

Talking_Hair · 8 months

First time my wife saw mine she said it looked happy to see her.

And it was happy.

woadgrrl · 8 months

I had always imagined that they stuck straight out, at a 90-degree angle, and I couldn't really understand how, in that case, the missionary position would work.

So, my first thought was 'Oh, right. That makes sense.'

Edit: to finish my last sentence, because my dog ~~submitted before I was finished.~~ hit the return key with his chin while trying to guilt-trip me into playing fetch in the rain. :)

Pinkamena · 8 months

My thoughts, in order:

"Fuck that is so big it's going to hurt"

"Wow how pretty"

"Oooh, soft"

"Squishy balls lol"

"Soft balls are cool"

"Oh hey penis"

"I feel as though my mouth should be there"

"Gurgleugruglre"

awyeedracomalfoy · 8 months

it was alright at first, nothing porn didn't prepare me for.

...then he huskily whispered, "finger my butthole." in those exact words. i honestly wish i was making this up.

Ginkachuuuuu · 8 months

I thought "huh" and gave it an experimental squeeze.

Otherwise, not really surprised or weirded out or anything. Thanks internet.

HeninBerlin · 8 months

Seeing it wasn't shocking...I was more disturbed by the way it felt in my hand. I had no idea that the skin moves up and down! Like a water willy...

Cruxette · 8 months

I'll have to get back to you on that. </foreveralone>

xbris · 8 months

I was absolutely amazed by it. It was me and my ex's first time doing anything sexual with anyone, and it wasn't even a full hand-job: i was just kinda rubbing him through his pants. He got really turned on though and asked if he could finish himself off, and when he got it out I was just like.... WOAH. It was so hard and glistening from his sweat and he was just beating the shit out of it, before he ejaculated (and that was strange to me in its own way!!) I... I like penis. I am very much not gay haha (since i am a girl... fyi)

-RobotDeathSquad- · 8 months

What the hell, why does it have a turtleneck? Oh god, I don't want to touch it...I don't even want it on my bed. Why is it leaking?! Oh shit he's gonna expect me to do something with it. Nothing about this is sexy. Oh my god I am gay...

AwkwardBanana · 8 months

I was so confused since I thought they were tube-shaped (like a salami) and would have circle rings around it like Saturn. I thought at first the guy was deformed because it looked more like a lollipop. He came maybe 3 seconds after I touched it, which I also wasn't expecting... lol!

ChromeFuture · 8 months

Oh hey, there's my penis.

Sparklepants1 · 8 months

Mine was at a red sox game when i was 12. I heard a guy making a commotion in the seats behind me and when i turned around...

BAM dick in the face. It was very hairy and confusing :( i didn't like that penis

luckily my teacher pulled me aside and said "don't worry dear they don't all look like that"

DuckWatch · 8 months

My girlfriend was really surprised that the whole thing wasn't hairy. She thought penises were covered in piubes.

Luner · 8 months

"Hmm.. intriguing. Wait, how the hell is this gonna fit in me?!"

earthpeesfire · 8 months

I kept waiting for a red, worm-like thing to emerge. You know, like a dog's "lipstick" penis?

kissalreadydamnit · 8 months

"So, we meet at last."

thevideoclown · 8 months

A lot of creepy guys in this thread

0102030405 · 8 months

I thought it looked funny. And it was interesting how it could go from squishy to rock-hard feeling. What did I do with it? I kind of touched it a little, but with my first bf he had some nervous problems so he didn't ever cum. When I saw a second penis, I realized how ejaculating works.

chirpychirp · 8 months

What the fuck do I do now?

ButSuck0neCock · 8 months

As a guy who had previously limited himself to exclusively heterosexual encounters who, just a few weeks ago, sucked his first cock, I'll say that I was surprised by how heavy it was for its size.

Yes, I have one so you'd think I'd know, but from the other side it was different.

katethegreat6 · 8 months

I saw it coming

pmarie · 8 months

I knew what to do because of porn! I'm totally serious

I thought it was kind of funny looking

[deleted] · 8 months

It looks like the sand worm from dune.

beccaelainenichols · 8 months

I don't know yet. D:

sgarbusisadick · 8 months

Anyone else get the feeling that OP has some kind of fetish for girls reactions to seeing a penis for the first time.

The amount of times he's asked for elaboration on a sexual situation is a tad curious, no?

Doesn't bother me however, please, go on.

LuisaRose · 8 months

Of course I was unsure what to do. I guess I was just like "oh, huh." I'd see them in porn and stuff before so the actual sight wasn't shocking, but the faint odor and having to do something to it was new.

Honestly, I don't remember what I did. Probably some kind of unsuccessful half-hearted handjob. In my defense, he had a serious death grip issue, so I wasn't gonna be able to do what he wanted me to do anyway.

Beebeeb · 8 months

Not so surprising after watching porn. It wasn't until I got it anywhere near my lady parts that I realized the size difference and almost made a run for it. I have been reminded many times that I said "Holy shit it's huge!"

RoxyMonoxide9 · 8 months

I thought it would be bigger, since porn had put the monster-cock stereotype in my head. Later on in life I encountered the penis of all penises and all I wanted to do was pamper it and carry it around on a red velvet pillow like one of those hairless show cats.

ReallyNiceGuy · 8 months

Why am I getting aroused by reading girls' description to cocks?!

Crimson-V · 8 months

Gay guy here. First penis I saw was uncircumcised, unlike mine, and seeing as I hadn't really looked at porn, I had an internal freak-out. Also didn't even know by that point that there were showers and growers.

THAT was a confusing night.

MrsBribe · 8 months

This is a throwaway account, I have too many friends/family on my real account.

I would rather tell the story of the second penis...

I dated one guy from 15-20. We lost our virginity together, we were loyal to eachother, and he had a gigantic penis. I was so inexperienced I had no idea he was huge (and neither did he). The only other penis' I saw were pornstars, to which he was comparable.

When we eventually broke up and I dated my next boyfriend, I thought his perfectly average penis was hilariously small. I asked him what was wrong and things.

I accidently destroyed his ego in every way.... woops!

DadWasntYourMoms1st · 8 months

Dear Women,

Please don't feel obligated to glorify the penis to prove your heterosexuality. We know it's fucking weird.

Sincerely, Men

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