Reddit, what is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

I_M_Stranger · 1 year

When I was 5 I had a friend over and we found a kitten in my backyard. It seemed worn and hungry so I brought it inside my house and fed it some ham. My mom came up from the basement and started screaming and my dad ran up and quickly put it back outside. Turns out it was a fox.

orangepotion · 1 year

Getting a reddit account.

rezinball · 1 year

DUI - dyeing my hair blue for the week; not smart. driving while under the influence of massive amounts of alcohol; stupid. getting taco bell and driving with my knees so i could enjoy my fine meal at 2 am; very stupid. being 100% cooperative with the CHP when they pulled me over that was the only smart move i made that night.

borez · 1 year

Tried cocaine for the first time, it led to a whole other world of shit in my life.

andrewsmith1986 · 1 year

I've ridden on the tops of cars driving over 100 mph, dozens of times.

I've also jumped from a car moving 25+.

Stupidest was prob sleeping with Lauren and Rachael instead of just sticking to Rachael.

JarheadSoldier · 1 year

Drove my car through a very large puddle... ok, a pond, in the middle of an abandoned Kmart parking lot. car stalled right in the middle and we had to push it out.

re-lv13 · 1 year

borrowed 5 bottles of wine from parents cellar, had a chugging contest. ended up running through some sort of berry bush... well at least the police dogs wouldn’t go through the prickles so that was good. i still have a few scars left over from that little ordeal.

leftistesticle · 1 year

I touched my dick to a light bulb when I was 12. The burn was terrible but I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. Until now.

I_M_Stranger · 1 year

I tried to kick the ceiling.

Doctor_Dan · 1 year

Just dropped out of an english class pertaining solely to video games. A college class. I'm banging my head on the desk as I speak- uh, type.

baultista · 1 year

My friend's dad was late to pick him up... it was a perfectly sunny day, but he thought it was going to rain. Since I live like two minutes away from school, I offered him the chance to come stay at my house and play SNES for a bit. He agreed, because nobody could say no to SNES in those days.

When we got to my house, we both forgot about calling the school until my mom came home (at 5pm, school ended at 3:30pm them). Apparently his parents thought he was kidnapped, so they called the police and everything. His mom was bawling so much.

greenhippo · 1 year

tried to slide down a railing like sonic the hedgehog...ended with me splitting my chin open.

I was also blackout drunk so, uh...Yea.

Shizzo · 1 year

I tried to masturbate with toothpaste once.

Saydrah · 1 year

Am I really the first person to post "my ex" in this thread?

Callidor · 1 year

salvia

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