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[–]lorj 64 points65 points ago

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Captain Malcolm Reynolds... Mmm...

[–]sonofarex 25 points26 points ago

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I'm a hetero dude and I'm upvoting this

[–]propensity 16 points17 points ago

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Or Captain Hammer... "The hammer is my penis."

[–]eandi 59 points60 points ago

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Snorlax, because he looks comfy. I wouldn't bang him, he would just also be sleeping in the same bed.

[–]flyguy2005 32 points33 points ago

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[–]BlackCloud1711 9 points10 points ago

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I am drunk and this is amazing. I have just watched it five times over.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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On a similar note, Totoro.

[–]DerFreigeist 15 points16 points ago

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Totoro > Snorlax

[–]jezcrossland 137 points138 points ago

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Jessica Rabbit, of course

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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wow thats the first character i thought of when i saw the op

[–]Scarker 4 points5 points ago

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NSFW

I'd hit it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This came to my mind immediately.

[–]littleroom 4 points5 points ago

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IMMEADIATELY

totally not like i think about it all the time or anything like that i just...just...

ok. so i want to fuck fictional rabbitbait. sue me.

[–]marxvolta 99 points100 points ago

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Hermione. Yes, that's right.

[–]sushibowl 21 points22 points ago

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Do you want to sleep with Hermione, or with Emma Watson? Those are two very different things, and Emma is not fictional (for which we should all be eternally grateful).

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[–]bookey23 18 points19 points ago

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At the same time.

[–]anarchistica 5 points6 points ago

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Problem solved: Hermione from the movies.

[–]desk_rabbit 5 points6 points ago

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Richard Dawkins sure has nice hair.

[–]skooma714 3 points4 points ago

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Luna would be my choice!

Although I don't really dig Evanna Lynch.

[–]ITBilly 208 points209 points ago

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your girlfriend

[–]hlast99 27 points28 points ago

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Where I come from they call that a handjob.

[–]busted_up_chiffarobe 8 points9 points ago

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Good thing she's in Canada!

[–]ObligatoryOnionLink 8 points9 points ago

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[–]JoemLat 31 points32 points ago

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Amy Pond, the Doctors last companion.

[–]infinityspiralsout 6 points7 points ago

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The Doctor.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]AZRugger 28 points29 points ago

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Starbuck.

Anyone ever notice how the crazy ones are also fuckdemons?

[–]zzing 9 points10 points ago

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[–]fistoroboto 27 points28 points ago

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Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Shut up.

[–]ekatya 8 points9 points ago

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It's ok, my choice is Edward Elric :)

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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i think i see some kinky roleplaying sparking here....

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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I choose Pintsize

[–]mungu 10 points11 points ago

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You know it won't be boring at least.

[–]Makuch 26 points27 points ago

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Alyx Vance, from Half-life2. Action chicks all the way. Or maybe thirteen from house. How has she not been mentioned yet?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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13 is very hot, yes. Also a threesome with another girl could be possible, since she is bi.

[–]Makuch 5 points6 points ago

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Cuddy.

Yes, it's perfect!

[–]lordnecro 50 points51 points ago

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[–]radiantradient 16 points17 points ago

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Multipass!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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hmmm i might have to change my answer

[–]VicinSea 20 points21 points ago

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Erik Northman...the gift that keeps on giving.

[–]radiantradient 3 points4 points ago

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He can give to you, and then to me, and then to you, and then to me....

[–]StinkyBeer 20 points21 points ago

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Samus Aran. I mean, COME ON!

[–]catertots 21 points22 points ago

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Han motherfucking Solo

[–]danns 42 points43 points ago

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Amy Wong from Futurama. She's pretty hot.

[–]Dragir 23 points24 points ago

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"So.. what.. no orgy?"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I would totally bang Leela first.

[–]danns 9 points10 points ago

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That reminds of the episode where Bender has a chip implanted into him forcing him to feel Leela's emotions.

Bender: You think you're so hot [Amy]. The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp. slaps Fry Fry: crying They're only responding to my personality.

[–]asian_fetish 3 points4 points ago

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She is such a tease.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, I understood the question.

[–]OiScout 13 points14 points ago

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I would do the her from Lost in Translation.

[–]theleprechaun69 7 points8 points ago

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No way, she's the finest in "He's Just Not That Into You". Yea I saw it. Do something.

[–]meltedlaundry 38 points39 points ago

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The girl in the red dress from the Matrix because she seems deep.

[–]CarpeNivem 13 points14 points ago

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I also love the accuracy with which "fictional" fits her, so wow, that is just an excellent answer!

[–]Drfuzzykins 4 points5 points ago

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You are too psyched about this comment.

[–]gatorNicole 17 points18 points ago

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Neal Caffrey from White Collar (actor Matt Bomer)

[–]JamEaterBlues 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Faustyna 6 points7 points ago

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No! That's the... 5th celebrity I've had a crush on who I later learn is gay.

For the interested: Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, John Barrowman, Jonathan Groff [Jesse St. James from Glee], and now Matt Bomer.

David Tennant's still straight, right?

[–]deserttopping 16 points17 points ago

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Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo was, um, a well-developed character.

[–]Kadmium 4 points5 points ago

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You just know that if Ayeka were out of the picture, though, she'd stop giving a shit immediately.

[–]nakko 4 points5 points ago

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I'm in a solid relationship, but... yeah, Ryoko Hakubi gets my vote.

Ryoko cared even before Ayeka showed up: she watched him grow up basically, invisibly, from that shrine cave thingy she was locked up in. (Okay, super nerd moment there...)

[–]vmsmith 15 points16 points ago

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I can't believe I'm the guy lucky enough to be first to say...Molly Millions, the Razor Girl sweetheart of Neuromancer.

Mmmm...I can just feel her nails running down my back....

[–]dayman89 16 points17 points ago

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Wolverine

[–]nstamm 15 points16 points ago

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Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. Because he's an asshole, and just imagine the speed and power!

[–]lwrun 8 points9 points ago

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Why must women sleep with ass holes?

[–]my_spoon_is_too_big 5 points6 points ago

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I wonder if his pubes turn golden when he goes super saiyan...

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[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]alexanderwales 30 points31 points ago

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River Tam.

[–]grigri 75 points76 points ago

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Kaylee for me, thanks.

[–]adelaidejewel 27 points28 points ago

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Both for me + Inara.

[–]grigri 17 points18 points ago

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That's just plain greedy, and against the OP's rules. Upvoted.

[–]adelaidejewel 15 points16 points ago

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Hey, it's not my fault that Firefly has a ridiculously attractive cast.

[–]roguepooper 19 points20 points ago

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You can have the three you greedy fucker, I will console myself with Saffron.

[–]nastylittleman 10 points11 points ago

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No love for Zoe?

Ooh, no, wait: Saffron!

[–]Tarmony 4 points5 points ago

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Truth. I wanted to ravage Simon.

[–]WileECyrus[S] 4 points5 points ago

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That's a pretty alarming prospect. I like it, but man -- sex with a deranged mind-reader (even if she is very hot) would be daunting.

[–]lostsoul84 14 points15 points ago

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Batman, because that outfit is damn SEXXXY

[–]HideousInfant 12 points13 points ago

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Haruko. Or just the entire series of FLCL

[–]greevitamin 25 points26 points ago

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Nancy Botwin

[–]adelaidejewel 11 points12 points ago

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Moiraine from the Wheel of Time and Kahlan from The Sword of Truth. I also agree with your Hannelore, so I'll add her to my list. But good luck getting her in the sack.

[–]WileECyrus[S] 3 points4 points ago

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But good luck getting her in the sack.

The difficulty of unlocking that particular achievement is half the attraction.

[–]SupriyaLimaye 12 points13 points ago

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Just one? I guess at the moment it would be Aragorn from the LotR films.

I can't choose between L, George Weasley, Somerled, Yuu-jel, Imriel de la Courcel...

[–]blasfemme 13 points14 points ago

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Gambit of X-Men... hands down... no whys necessary.... Gambit.

[–]kroneland 25 points26 points ago

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The Doctor. Why? Because he's the mother fucking Doctor. Last of his kind. Time Lord. Very fancy.

[–]utterpedant 3 points4 points ago

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I got my nerd wires crossed for a moment thought you were talking about this Doctor.

[–]peterd08 4 points5 points ago

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Oh YES PLEASE. Give me some 10 or 11 any day. And because he travels through MOTHERFUCKING TIME I could possibly have both at once. Yes. Please.

[–]RedDeadKalashnikov 33 points34 points ago

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Faye Valentine.

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me first.

edit:i mean i get faye first, not fuck me first, of course.

[–]pillage 6 points7 points ago

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I have some bad new...ya know what I'm not gonna ruin it like it was ruined for me.

[–]baamgetdown 3 points4 points ago

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what are you talking about?

[–]gusset25 9 points10 points ago

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Lady Sarah Ashley (Australia)

Mrs. Coulter (The Golden Compass)

Silvia Broome (The Interpreter)

Joanna Eberhart (The Stepford Wives)

Grace Mulligan (Dogville)

Satine (Moulin Rouge)

Alice Harford (Eyes Wide Shut)

Tracy Kennsinger (Malice)

Rae Ingram (Dead Calm)

[–]WileECyrus[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno, man... it's not like they have anything in common

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[–]seregygolovogo 33 points34 points ago

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Princess Leia. Because I am just like every other man in existence.

[–]Scarker 4 points5 points ago

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My friends, I give you tonight's fap.

[–]Tarmony 10 points11 points ago

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Jim Halpert from The Office.

[–]dtorr 12 points13 points ago

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Indiana Jones

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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Pam from The Office.

[–]WileECyrus[S] 20 points21 points ago

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I'll just leave this here (NSFWish? Lite? I don't know).

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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For about 2.2 seconds I hoped that it was a new one. :(

[–]iorgfeflkd 12 points13 points ago

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A kilogram of seconds.

[–]WileECyrus[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Sorry dude :/

[–]Scarker 2 points3 points ago

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As so journalope waited. He had to. That sexy photo of Pam was all he had left. His mother could hear the masturbatory lunges in the other room every day after work. He waited. He had to.

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:)

[–]TopRamen713 19 points20 points ago

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Mystique.

Actually, any shape shifter, but I'm pretty sure she's a freak in the sack.

[–]ohmygulay 14 points15 points ago

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so you'd bang Ditto?

[–]TopRamen713 7 points8 points ago

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Oh yeah. Bonus: they're sexless, so no chance of getting them preggo!

[–]trekkie00 10 points11 points ago

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...That's all they're used for in the games now. They get it on like rabbits.

[–]TopRamen713 5 points6 points ago

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Oh shit... guess it's obvious I haven't played since 1st gen

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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The Count of Monte Cristo (Edmond Dantes) turns me on. Half of that reason is because I read a school version with a picture of a handsome man on the cover.

And holy crap I just found out there's a Count of Monte Cristo anime!!

[–]ThiZ 5 points6 points ago

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The anime is AMAZING. Visually it's beautiful, but crazy, and the way the adapted it... aww yiss.

[–]busted_up_chiffarobe 9 points10 points ago

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Samantha Carter.

[–]lovelynotes 37 points38 points ago

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My choice is also disturbing: Dexter Morgan.

[–]amazingwolfboy 6 points7 points ago

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i'm a straight male and i'd sleep with him... did i say that out loud...

[–]kooknboo 50 points51 points ago

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Lois Griffin. She's just downright hot and dirty.

[–]Scarker 16 points17 points ago

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I don't know if I'd want to do anything that Peter Griffin's penis has participated in.

[–]ProfessorMembrane 4 points5 points ago

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The show's implied a time or two as to her backdoor accessibility, as well. If that's your thing.

[–]GoatTnder 8 points9 points ago

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Dagny Taggart, because I'm not nearly selfish enough for her and it would piss her off.

[–]HillaryRClinton 5 points6 points ago

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Dagny Taggart, and it would not be consensual.

[–]_himynameismike 7 points8 points ago

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Teddy Ruxpin

[–]Switche 7 points8 points ago

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Now there's a story he won't be so happy to tell.

[–]ESJ 18 points19 points ago

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Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Well, so long as she'd be OK with it ;)

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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House. I'm pretty sure I can make all his pain go away. One night with me and no more pain killers garanteed.

[–]Scarker 6 points7 points ago

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I'd bang 13 to the next number.

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Well, I just got done watching season 3 of Mad Man so Don Draper. Good god, miserable, secretive, broody and tall. Unf.

[–]kookiwtf 14 points15 points ago

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Velma from Scooby doo. I AM NOT ASHAMED

[–]gndn 33 points34 points ago

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Inara from Firefly.

[–]busted_up_chiffarobe 12 points13 points ago

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You know what would be really great about that?

After an amazing night with her, she'd leave you alone.

[–]KigaMoosh 5 points6 points ago

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Over Kaylee? You're nuts :P

[–]BlazedAndConfused 5 points6 points ago

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Jean Grey from X-Men. She was hawt in the cartoon and comic books when I was a kid. Plus, she's bad ass as the Phoenix.

[–]exocomics 7 points8 points ago

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Spike from Cowboy Bebop.

[–]feebie 7 points8 points ago

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Valentine Michael Smith. This I do not have to explain.

[–]Prius_Gunrack 2 points3 points ago

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I grok it.

[–]museling 11 points12 points ago

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Eric Northman from True Blood.

[–]System_Mangler 4 points5 points ago

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Same actor played a marine in Generation Kill, if you're into that.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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The Esurance girl and Kim Possible

[–]dsquid 11 points12 points ago

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Dana Scully from the X-Files.

Why? Honestly: http://www.freewebs.com/earthden/Dana_Scully.jpg

[–]pandaspear 4 points5 points ago

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and I would totally do Fox Mulder.

[–]fancy_pantser 3 points4 points ago

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More like latex-files.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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The genie from "I Dream Of Jeannie."

[–]asian_fetish 5 points6 points ago

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Chun Li. I have a thing for tough girls.

[–]Aqwis 5 points6 points ago

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Miranda Lawson.

[–]sirbruce 4 points5 points ago

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Ranma 1/2

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[–]tennis87 7 points8 points ago

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Princess Jasmine

[–]balchynz 47 points48 points ago

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The Virgin Mary

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Ororo Monroe, aka Storm from the X-men (and not the Halle Berry version either.) 6ft, crystal blue eyes, stark white hair, chocolate skin... and she could make it rain... literally!

[–]radiantradient 5 points6 points ago

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Silk from the Belgariad.

[–]kahawe 4 points5 points ago

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Sharon/Boomer/Athena/#8

[–]lolpicard 5 points6 points ago

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Q

[–]kirochka66 4 points5 points ago

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Jamie Fraser from Outlander Series by Diana Gabaldon.

[–]jogga 3 points4 points ago

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Astronaut Mike Dexter

[–]mjkoo 4 points5 points ago

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Liz Lemon. Because she's basically Tina Fey.

[–]mrsammercer 6 points7 points ago

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The chick with three boobs from Total Recall. Six hours in - I can't believe no one else said it.

[–]cartel 4 points5 points ago

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Seven of Nine.

She's a virgin, but has the collective sexual experiences of everyone assimilated by the Borg. She is also smokin' hot, free from any sort of emotional attachment and completely utilitarian and efficiency minded (eg, getting me off).

[–]Juleigh13 4 points5 points ago

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Snape!

[–]Justaboutperfect 4 points5 points ago

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I'd like to put Zelda over my knee and give her a spanking.

[–]CapnScumbone 19 points20 points ago

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Jesus. Because then he'd have remembered to put something in the bible about not persecuting homosexuals. The world would be a far more fabulous place.

[–]littlepinklies 2 points3 points ago

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Howard Roarke from The Fountainhead. He even wrangled a sexual response from Dominique Francon.

[–]serume 2 points3 points ago

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Jack Reacher

[–]el_phantasmo 3 points4 points ago

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SheHulk

[–]totallybiased 4 points5 points ago

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Tinkerbell

[–]sladkvat 4 points5 points ago

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Chuck Bartowski

[–]hooba12 3 points4 points ago

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unless I missed it there was no Lara Croft!!!

[–]bookey23 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, am i really the first person to say Marge Simpson? When she has her hair down, she's gorgeous.

[–]epsilonminus 3 points4 points ago

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Either Buffy or Faith (both from Buffy) those Slayer muscles extend beyond just the upper body ;D

[–]ogemdi 3 points4 points ago

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Dr. Manhattan...I mean come on....he can duplicate.

[–]outspokentourist 4 points5 points ago

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Aphrodite... God of lust... God of war 3...

[–]TraumaPony 4 points5 points ago

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God.

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Am I old because my first thought was Deana Troy?

[–]kog 15 points16 points ago

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A sane woman.

[–]broken_wings 6 points7 points ago

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kitty pryde, she could phase shift her hoohoo onto my weiner

[–]RAISEStheQuestion 2 points3 points ago

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Psylocke.

[–]shagreddit 2 points3 points ago

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Mystique the shapeshifter from x-men comics, as long as she would do what I told her for obvious reasons

[–]bastard_operator 2 points3 points ago

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Lisbeth from Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

[–]wiggleworm 2 points3 points ago

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Lincoln. Big guy, big reach.

[–]Ksilebo 2 points3 points ago

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Mystique.

No further explanation necessary.

[–]GoateeDude 2 points3 points ago

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Mystique from X-Men because it would be like having sex with a different person every minute

[–]saywhatman 2 points3 points ago

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Ange, from Little Brother

[–]colormist 2 points3 points ago

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Ted Kord, aka Blue Beetle #2--pre-death, of course. He's just so adorable, goofy, smart, and nerdy. Plus, there's the whole bonus that he saves lives in his spare time.

[–]Unfunny_Asshole 2 points3 points ago

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Dominique from "The Fountainhead".

[–]PhilliamDollarBill 2 points3 points ago

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Dominique Francon.

[–]achiebaba 2 points3 points ago

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Phillip J Fry because he doesn't have a mean bone in his body. ;)

[–]kraaaaa 2 points3 points ago

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Brock Samson

[–]theartfulrambler 2 points3 points ago

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HANNELORE!

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Pippi Longstocking.

[–]localmotion 2 points3 points ago

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Nightcrawler. 2 words: Prehensile tail.

[–]gvsteve 2 points3 points ago

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Elastigirl/Mrs. Incrdible from The Incredibles

[–]davidanders 2 points3 points ago

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7 of 9

[–]wildpeaches 2 points3 points ago

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I read this book by Tamora Pierce that had this mage character named Numair. The scene when he finally kisses his love...it just makes me want to bite his lip and do naughty things to him.

[–]CtrlChaz_CtrlVince 2 points3 points ago

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Chevette Washington.

[–]thom5r 2 points3 points ago

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Mistique of course!
She could be anyone you wanted and you change tell her to change at will. Hell, even her blue form is pretty hot!

[–]Draeth 2 points3 points ago

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Elastigirl from the Incredibles, just imagine the positions available.

[–]discharge 2 points3 points ago

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Ivy Valentine from Soul Calibur http://pages.infinit.net/creator/Ivy.jpg

[–]weewah 2 points3 points ago

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James Fraser

Red haired Scotsman. Unfortunately fictional

[–]ktool 2 points3 points ago

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Mary Jane, making me Spider-Man!

[–]tscott82 2 points3 points ago

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Jessica Rabbit. I don't need to explain myself to you.