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Weird Sexual Fetishes? I know you have them, I do... (self.AskReddit)
submitted 1 year ago by Acre
So i keep a few pairs of freshly bought Uggs in my closet when i have girls over and i usually make them put them on.
i get turned on from them when i see girls wearing them. i dono when this started but its been fun..
what are your weird sexual fetishes?
[–]Taurath 166 points167 points168 points 1 year ago
Fulfilling other people's fetishes. Yeah, thats a fetish. I have a couple things on my list of will never do [scat, blood, other biohazards] but past that I'm willing to try usually.
Nothing turns me on more than having my partner's eyes widen in near-shock as I spontaneously do something he's often thought of but never done.
[–][deleted] 56 points57 points58 points 1 year ago
I share this fetish. Seeing your partner's eye widen with surprise and lust is the greatest. Here's an upvote.
[–]meowzers 167 points168 points169 points 1 year ago*
I'm a girl, and my nipples are extremely sensitive in that I can come just from having them played with. This leads to my biggest fetish/fantasy which is lactation. I would love to feel milk squirting out of my breasts while I'm coming on top of him, all over his face and running down his chest. Most of my boyfriends look at me sideways when I talk about it or want to watch porn that features this.
edit: spelling
[–]pibbman 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago
Haha. I was looking for someone to mention lactation. I think it's hot as hell! Big turn on for me. Problem with this is that there aren't too many porn out there with attractive girls that can lactate.
[–]meowzers 77 points78 points79 points 1 year ago
Yeah, there's a lot of disappointing porn out there but as long as I can see a good shot of milk, that's all I need before I'm begging to be fucked hard. Having my tits sucked is very soothing and I'll sometimes ask my boyfriend to suck on them after a stressful day, which always leads to me grinding on him. I've been reading about ways to make myself produce milk without getting pregnant and apparently if I stimulate my breasts often enough thoughout the day, it might happen. So I'm sneaking off for "bathroom breaks" quite a bit...little do my coworkers know that I'm in there pinching my nipples, trying to hold back moans;)
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[–]sikumiku 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
Being totally tied up and savaged. I prefer handcuffs with no fur on them. Fur is for sissies! <3
[–]calebkraft 662 points663 points664 points 1 year ago
half undressed. Its always a shame in porn when they wear a sexy outfit, then just take it off.
[–]thespecial1 401 points402 points403 points 1 year ago
Fully dressed is good too, just lift up the skirt and here we go..........
Yes!
[–]dishie 172 points173 points174 points 1 year ago*
I had an ex a few years ago who was into the skirt thing. I had this really flowy skirt that came to about mid-calf*, and just the sight of that thing got him hot and bothered. Plus, it's fun for semi-public quickies, like in the park!
*calf, not ankle
[–]dsfargeg1 102 points103 points104 points 1 year ago
Park sex is the best.
[–][deleted] 468 points469 points470 points 1 year ago
the homeless cheering you on takes some getting used to.
[–]MrSparkle666 75 points76 points77 points 1 year ago
I love panties and cotton t-shirts. It's always disappointing when they take them off in porn.
[–]GrabbinPills 97 points98 points99 points 1 year ago
What. The OP asked for weird sexual fetishes, not "I'm pretty sure that person should probably just be put in prison for life to protect the women and children of the world"-kind of sexual fetishes. Half-undressed? You're crazy, man!
[–]Timmetie 112 points113 points114 points 1 year ago*
I never understand this. My personal objection is more the bondage stuff but still I can't understand this.
They have this ridiculous cheap set set up. They have a nice girl in a sexy outfit (which is, apperently, harder to do than one would imagine) and then in the first 2 minutes she takes it off and it's 30 minutes of booooooring.
[–]_Tyler_Durden_ 213 points214 points215 points 1 year ago
That is a problem with American porn. European porn tends to be heavier on the sexy lingerie/ half dressed stuff.
It is probably due to the culturual differences. Nudity in the US is a big no-no. Thus people really crave seeing nude bodies. However, in Europe (and maybe other places too), nudity is such a not issue... that butt naked bodies are seeing as their natural state which doesn't have to be naturally associated with sex. Thus, they tend to find the suggestion of nudity far more exciting, that the nudity itself.
Cultural differences are also in regards to the fact that in Europe there are some clothing/outfits which have the context of being uniforms for sexual activity. I.e. garter belts, corsets, silk stockings, silk boxers, and what not. They add to the play/seduction aspect of sexual intercourse. Where as for a lot of Americans that is viewed as an annoyance and tend to prefer sexually-oriented body modifications like boob jobs et al since nudity is viewed as being far more exciting for it is rarer in this society.
Of course, these are generalizations. But for the most part my experience has been that Euro chicks have less of an issue with wearing seductive garments to bed, than Americans. YMMV.
[–]jerrygofixit 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Almost....almost.....almost.....there we are.
Well done.
[–]dropkickdog 95 points96 points97 points 1 year ago
I have never thought that much about porn in my entire life.
[–]PhillyWick 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
You're only lying to yourself at this point.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
:D I feel MUCH sexier wearing a cute bra or something than being completely naked.
[–]theperfectgirl 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
I like to be dominated. I like it when a guy has his way with me. He might pull my hair while he takes me, or just tell me what to do in bed. Or maybe he has me lie still while he touches me, bringing me close to climax, but making me wait for permission to cum. Spanking, light bondage, etc is all in.
God, I need to get laid... the problem is I keep finding guys who just aren't very dominant.
[–]DavidCo23 83 points84 points85 points 1 year ago
))<>((
[–]binlargin 48 points49 points50 points 1 year ago
Forever.
[–]Doc-Brown 260 points261 points262 points 1 year ago*
Sending my younger friends into the past where I know its a complete possibility they will end up getting some from their mom.
[–]PurpleDingo 132 points133 points134 points 1 year ago
Doc Brown and the Fucks Capacitor, volume 9
[–]steveismynameo 526 points527 points528 points 1 year ago
Getting a blowjob while installing service pack 3
[–]tndasi 271 points272 points273 points 1 year ago
Blowjob while taking it in the ass from microsoft was never my thing.
[–]indite 408 points409 points410 points 1 year ago
Girl in Stockings...and nothing else.
That's all, i'll be going now.
[–]bubba2nark 84 points85 points86 points 1 year ago
You are definitely not alone. Also a plus are those knee high socks (hopefully i'm not alone on that)
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Knee highs make me go wild!
[–]stumonji 142 points143 points144 points 1 year ago
combine this with the above: "girls in skirts" = double awesome.
[–]DeafPuppy 121 points122 points123 points 1 year ago
After reading this I feel like my boyfriend is going to be a very happy man tonight.
[–]jersan 82 points83 points84 points 1 year ago
bonus points if you wear it while serving him sandwich
[–]DeafPuppy 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
I was thinking grapes.
/eff that
[–]indite 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
wear stockings with a one piece short dress and no underwear at all.
That will make him happy.
[–][deleted] 149 points150 points151 points 1 year ago
As a teen I had a fetish for a particular brand of air freshener.
Gave me an instant hard-on.
Now that's messed up.
[–][deleted] 197 points198 points199 points 1 year ago
Maybe it smells like your mums perfume
[–]DeviantGaymer 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
A Freudian scent.
[–]Adonets 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
Oedipus.... by Freudera....
[–]demiknute 508 points509 points510 points 1 year ago
Not sure it counts as a fetish, but girls in glasses are very incredibly hot.
[–]philonius 129 points130 points131 points 1 year ago
It's a fetish. Google for Japanese sites for proof.
[–]bababybaby 981 points982 points983 points 1 year ago
You can use Japan as proof of anything being a fetish. I think Japan should just be call Rule 34 Island.
[–]seladore 344 points345 points346 points 1 year ago
I think Japan should just be call Rule 34 Island.
That is the single greatest idea I've ever heard. We should write to the emperor.
[–]danbmil99 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
Germany a close second. Good thing those two countries never hooked up and tried to rule the world. Oh wait...
[–]DoodlingJellyfish[] 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
Every time I see an attractive woman wearing glasses, I immediately think about facials.
[–]KryptKat 308 points309 points310 points 1 year ago
I've got a thing for sleeping girls. Yes, it's weird, but I never acted on it until my current girlfriend.
She's into it, though, and sometimes as a special treat, she'll get super wasted and pass out, or take heavy duty sleeping pills and tell me to fuck her while she's out cold.
[–]bobthefish 176 points177 points178 points 1 year ago
It's called somnophilia.
You know how guys like to wake up to a blow job? Well sometimes girls like it too.
[–]stumonji 1200 points1201 points1202 points 1 year ago*
tried that once... she choked :(
edit: holy crap, this comment blew up! Since this is my highest scoring comment, I'll take this opportunity to be seen by the community:
Volunteer your time locally. Local initiatives effect the most measurable change. If you have enough for yourself (and time left over to browse reddit), give back to those struggling.
And tip your waitresses!
[–]asthepenguinflies 99 points100 points101 points 1 year ago
I see what you did there. It was brilliant.
[–]KryptKat 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
That's not quite it. It says that the sexual gratification comes from waking a sleeping partner with sexual acts. For me, though, if she wakes up, the whole affair is completely ruined.
[–]outspokentourist 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
"OOohh KryptKat I love it when you wake me up like this."
"Oh... You're awake (sigh). I'll be in the shower..."
[–]HalleBerry 77 points78 points79 points 1 year ago
Pretty banal for me, but I'm a sucker for context.
If I just go and have sex, whether its pretty powerful or just sport fucking, thats great.
But if there is some story or some event that surrounds it, not necessarily romantic but just exceptional, that gets me off immediately. Dramatic, I suppose.
This is what Harlequin makes it's cash off, I suspect.
[–]rampantdissonance 194 points195 points196 points 1 year ago
Can't believe I'm going to post this, but it's no weirder than most in this thread.
I'm bisexual and into BDSM, but the thing I consider weirdest is that I'm a wet and messy fetishist.
I like to see girls slimed, covered in mud, pied in the face, or just generally messy. Growing up with Nickelodeon was a strange and interesting experience...
[–]dxcotre 106 points107 points108 points 1 year ago
SLIME-TIME!
[–]vaginalsecretion 121 points122 points123 points 1 year ago
The secret slime action is....touching my penis.
[–]Sqwirl 102 points103 points104 points 1 year ago*
Weird sexual fetishes, eh?
Well, if by "weird" you mean "rare", I bet nobody here shares this one:
I love women who wear soft sweaters (angora, mohair, etc.). I don't know what it is, but if a sexy woman is wearing a soft sweater, I'm immediately and irretrievably infatuated.
Edit: Wow. You've amazed me once again, reddit. I'm not alone!
[–]HussyTussle 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
Are you the director of "Plan 9 From Outer Space"?
[–]thoth-amon 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
that sweater is very becoming on her, and if i was on her, id be cumming too.
[–]elliesays 524 points525 points526 points 1 year ago*
I have a thing for anal, and yet, as a general rule, manage to find the only guys in the world who think it's gross. Go figure...
EDIT: For those of you who didn't figure it out, I AM a chick.
[–]awesomerobot 320 points321 points322 points 1 year ago
If you ask a guy and they say it's gross before you give your own opinion, then that's why.
[–]Pangtong 67 points68 points69 points 1 year ago
I agree, she is just not phrasing it properly.
[–]umilmi81 53 points54 points55 points 1 year ago
The proper phrasing being "stick it in my ass" as sexification is in progress.
[–][deleted] 243 points244 points245 points 1 year ago
Keep on trucking sister, we're out there
[–]taranig 71 points72 points73 points 1 year ago
yes we are...
and here's your karma point back dude...
[–]escalated 136 points137 points138 points 1 year ago
Soo...where do you and all your anal loving friends like to hang out?
[–][deleted] 101 points102 points103 points 1 year ago
This is very important information that must be shared with the world.
[–]Sanijizz 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Near the backdoor, obviously.
[–]MrSparkle666 111 points112 points113 points 1 year ago
I have a huge fetish for eating ass, but shit scares me. It's always awkward telling a girl "I want you to take a shower and scrub your butt so that I can ram my tongue in your ass."
[–]Calcite 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
Easy. Take a shower with her and spend extra time washing her ass.
[–]TonguesInBums 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Aw yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.
[–]Lord_Goatcheese 155 points156 points157 points 1 year ago
Nice try Chad Kroeger
[–]jun2san 66 points67 points68 points 1 year ago
Nickel(bare)back
[–]DiamondAge 351 points352 points353 points 1 year ago
mom?!
[–]this_is_your_dad 215 points216 points217 points 1 year ago
This is not your mom.
[–]YourDad 157 points158 points159 points 1 year ago
This is not your dad
[–]andrewsmith1986 165 points166 points167 points 1 year ago
go home dad you're drunk.
[–]mrl215 133 points134 points135 points 1 year ago
The guys don't like things goin in their butt, I guess.
[–]LordCrap 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/EfgNC.jpg
[–]chroncile 125 points126 points127 points 1 year ago
I do...and I'm straight
[–]IanStafford 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
Would a quick enema make a difference for your gentlemen? Because fecal matter isn't really an obstacle in the world of modern anal sex. Seriously, just walk out of the bathroom in a sexy nightgown and ask, purring-like, "baby, you know what I've been doing in there for the past half an hour?"
[–]drowsap 233 points234 points235 points 1 year ago
"I've been cleaning out a meter long turducken from my asshole using a turkey baster and hot vinegar. Does that turn you on?"
[–]IanStafford 138 points139 points140 points 1 year ago
...and he says:
"Spit on my clown cock and find out."
[–]autumnalcity 151 points152 points153 points 1 year ago
God DAMN this was a weird subthread.
[–]verdantx 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
[–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 1 year ago
Reddit loves anal, but I hate all the poop in the butt.
[–]dontlolatme 130 points131 points132 points 1 year ago
What what?
[–]Ickypoopy 122 points123 points124 points 1 year ago
In the butt.
[–][deleted] 171 points172 points173 points 1 year ago
Just women who like to take control. Not bondage, but where they know what they want and will take it. If this includes certain, um, strapped on things or not is cool with me.
[–]FillInTheBlank 69 points70 points71 points 1 year ago
Femdom.
[–]TizzyFoe 60 points61 points62 points 1 year ago
Had me until strap on. but i agree, girls taking control, or being aggressive is crazy hot.
[–]DreadPirateHenry 457 points458 points459 points 1 year ago
Cunnilingus. I love love LOVE going down on women, and can do it for hours. I often love it more than fucking, and love it more than getting head. There's nothing I love more than women who REALLY appreciate it.
[–]kinokonoko 363 points364 points365 points 1 year ago
dude, consult with the guys before just outright raising the bar, OK?
[–]msdesireeg 149 points150 points151 points 1 year ago
You are my favorite, favorite kind of guy.
[–][deleted] 78 points79 points80 points 1 year ago
How you doin'?
[–]ScannerBrightly 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
we are everywhere.
[–]TrueDuality 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Yes we are
[–]verdantx 140 points141 points142 points 1 year ago
Nice try, girlfriend.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Agreed. It's sooooo disappointing when a girl says she doesn't like it. I can only imagine it's because she hasn't experienced the technique of a cunnilingus grand master.
[–]sammitch 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
I am exactly the same way. My wife won't let me do it sometimes, she feels guilty for not always giving me head. I really don't care though, I'd rather be down on her all night.
[–]wargarble 319 points320 points321 points 1 year ago*
I like to watch videos where doctors and paramedics try to resuscitate fat men who are having heart attacks.
Edit: No, really. He asked for weird sexual fetishes, and this is a throwaway.
[–]cabbit 87 points88 points89 points 1 year ago
I laughed far too hard at this one.
[–]Satan_ 114 points115 points116 points 1 year ago
you both are coming with me, ya know that right?
[–]Ducttape2021 92 points93 points94 points 1 year ago
Australian redheads.
[–]rz2000 97 points98 points99 points 1 year ago
I've heard some bizarre things in my time, but you are clearly a sick, sick individual.
[–]kloremerke 199 points200 points201 points 1 year ago
I love wearing skirts and just a small t-shirt, no underwear, and then having a man push me up against a wall and just have his way with me. So, almost like rape, I guess. No real violence, though. But the whole "I'm having sex with you and there is nothing you can do about it" turns me on.
I guess I have a slight thing for BDSM. I've learned that I'm submissive with boys, but nearly always dominant with girls. It doesnt bother me, it's just how it is.
[–][deleted] 85 points86 points87 points 1 year ago
You sound awesome, and a girl wearing a skirt with no panties is really hot.
[–]kloremerke 64 points65 points66 points 1 year ago
Thanks. Skirt and no panties seems to turn most guys on, as well. Lucky me!
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Not so weird, but I am absolutely enthralled with public nudity, whether it is in a crowded public area or secluded mountain trail, and whether it is nonsexual or public humiliation/bondage. On that note, girls that flash poorly (pull shirt down, turn around for the camera, then pull shirt back up) or completely spreading themselves is an instant turn off.
[–]tgfetish 130 points131 points132 points 1 year ago*
Am I the only throw away account on here that likes the idea of transforming into a woman (I'm a man) and having wild sex? It started out as a fetish for purely lesbian sex, evolved into a fetish involving myself taking part in lesbian sex (obviously as a woman), and these days it can involve myself as a woman having sex with guys and even pregnancy as well (one of my more normal fetishes is pregnant women and insemination in general, so of course it factors in here).
Strange thing is that I'm not gay, or even feminine. The idea of having sex with a man as a man is completely unappealing to me and so is getting a sex change — there's nothing appealing to me about artificial women (often too ugly, don't actually function sexually as women etc). It's all about being a fully functional woman, or more recently a "female" hermaphrodite.
I believe the term for my fetish is autogynephilia. It's really my only active fetish these days, the rest are offshoots.
Also, I should note another strange thing: I have a perfectly healthy sex life with my fiancee. I rarely fantasize about being a woman unless I'm masturbating alone.
EDIT: If you've got this fetish and have never heard of fictionmania.tv go there now. Also, rebeccamolay.com, tgcomics.com and any decent free porn site coupled with your imagination will take you quite far, or short depending on your stamina.
EDIT #2: Because there have been some misunderstandings let me say here that my comment about artificial women refers only to the fact that their female characteristics were constructed artificially. I find these to be aesthetically unappealing. I have never seen a post-op vagina, or set of breasts I would be satisfied with, and rarely do many trans-women pass in the way I would require of myself via this fetish (a lot of it is about being beautiful). The fetish is primarily about having a fully functioning female body, not modifying a male body to more closely resemble gender identity. That said, I have nothing but respect for transgendered women. They have the courage to pursue something against what society and nature "wanted" from them. Its just sad that medical science continues to treat the issue in such a barbaric way. The surgeries that transwomen have typically do not do them justice unless they were already close to "passing." I find that very sad.
[–]deblacquiere 55 points56 points57 points 1 year ago
I can't believe no-one's mentioned biting. Is that too normal to be a fetish nowadays?
[–]robotseamonsters 444 points445 points446 points 1 year ago
Okay here's what I want. First we both get naked, except we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
[–]joerdie 83 points84 points85 points 1 year ago
very underrated film. Have an upvote.
[–]MrThomasJefferson 139 points140 points141 points 1 year ago
...how much would that cost?
[–]robotseamonsters 184 points185 points186 points 1 year ago
a party like that? $3,000.
[–]seltaeb4 79 points80 points81 points 1 year ago
for the Pepto-Bismol alone.
[–]shuteru 118 points119 points120 points 1 year ago
I get turned on by women with MBAs
[–][deleted] 216 points217 points218 points 1 year ago
More boobs than average?
[–][deleted] 100 points101 points102 points 1 year ago
He 'bates to Total Recall.
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
I would assume that 2 is greater than the average number of boobs on a woman.
[–]captainly_obvious 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
Modular body armor? Mac book air?
[–]UNHDude 55 points56 points57 points 1 year ago
Masters of Business Administration?
[–]whowhatwherewhenwhy 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
Major Breast Asymmetry?
[–]jriggs 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Well, I never went to college but I have a PhD.
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
I like my women built, son. It's so frustrating when my friends and i are scoping out a chick and no one else notices the ass. but not just the ass-- the angle it makes with the small of the back. and the rate at which the small of the back arcs into the back.
also, if you bang on her ass like a bongo, there needs to be a decent sound. that's how you know it's ripe, like a watermelon. her hip bones should make a good woodblock, and her thighs should just have just the right amount of tension to get that kwwww sound.
[–]robot-rollcall 48 points49 points50 points 1 year ago
Pegging. Not femdom though, that doesn't do anything for me. Occasionally I get that itch and would like to have it scratched by my girlfriend.
It's tiring always having to be the top.
[–]temp9876 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Once in the name of fantasy fulfillment:
I swallowed... out of a shot glass.
[–]Armitage1 168 points169 points170 points 1 year ago
female ejaculation
[–]seanmharcailin 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
i like being objectified and I like it rough. me and lady gaga seem to enjoy the same things.
[–]ebmfreak 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
Well defined collar bone and tendon on inner thigh = heaven
[–]expansionthrow 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Expansion fetish here: basically it means I like girls who are going through some kinda transformation process. Originally started out with girls turning into animals and anthro animals, got sick of the animal part, and now I'm more into chicks whose boobs are growing or if their bodies are changing or growing in general... Never told a partner this, seems to hard to work into a sex conversation
[–]ponder22875 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Bald women...I adore them. Luckily I have developed enough game over the years that every woman I have dated longer than a few weeks has shaved her head. Honestly most women seem to think about it at some point and I think when they find out they have steady sex until they can grow it back out they go for it. It can go badly though so be warned.
[–]tricolon 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I want a girl in a short skirt and a loooooooong... jacket.
[–]LacunaInc 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
I'm a big fan of hands. I like a nice pair of large, manly hands roaming all over my body.
Gotta go.
[–]cumfetish 184 points185 points186 points 1 year ago
As my (throwaway)name implies, mine is cum. Not just merely facials (which I love), but anything to do with cum. Bukkake, gokkun (drinking), cum on clothes, in hair, on food, etc.
It's so intense that my girlfriend and I will actually save up my spunk for weeks on end by freezing it. Then, we'll thaw it out and have our own mini-bukkake.
We'll take the thawed cum and smear it on each other. She will dip her tits into it and I will lick it off, I'll dip my cock into it and have her give me a blowjob, we cover her tits in it and I titty fuck her, etc. etc.
I would eventually love to be in an actual bukkake with her (so the cum is warm and fresh), but the logistics behind that are staggering (guys who want to cum on a girl probably wouldn't be interested in cumming on another guy and guys who want to cum on another guy probably wouldn't be interested in cumming on a girl; plus all the other issues you deal with).
[–][deleted] 145 points146 points147 points 1 year ago
...and this guy wins.
[–]cumfetish 45 points46 points47 points 1 year ago
I didn't even mention our "cummy shirt."
She will wear this small, blue shirt for me to cum on, then she will wear it around while it dries, then it goes away without being washed. So far it has about 15-20 loads on it.
[–]andytronic 127 points128 points129 points 1 year ago
I bet it says: "My boyfriend went to the bukkake, and all I got was this cummy t-shirt"
[–]HiroProtagonist1984 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT is that what they're referring to on my laundry detergent?! 75 loads?! =O
[–]drspliff 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago
So far it has about 15-20 loads on it.
That sounds uncomfortable, all those hard dried spunk patches would itch like fibreglass.
[–]fit4130 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
YOU'RE FORGETTING THE SMELL!
[–]cumfetish 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago
Oh no, I assure you, that is something I would never forget.
[–]throwawayofcourse 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Weight gain. Yeah, I know- this one is really weird. The most common time this comes up is if someone grumbles that they gained some weight, or they're stuffed, or their pants don't fit. Sometimes I watch shows like The Biggest Loser and get really aroused looking at the before and after (imagining them reversed, of course), or thinking about the people who were kicked off the show and will gain it all back. The most unrealistic fantasy is my s/o somehow getting fatter and fatter as I have sex with them.
Phew. Nice to get that off my chest.
[–]eyeeetbrains 146 points147 points148 points 1 year ago
I know that asphyxiation is usually something that stimulates men, but I get extremely turned on when my current boyfriend chokes me while we are intimate. Although I have never actually been sexually abused, I often fantasize about being raped or put in extremely terrifying situations. The whole BDSM realm really interests me.
[–]simplegreens 89 points90 points91 points 1 year ago
Hey you're my favorite character on Archer!
My exgf had the same pleasures. She really enjoyed choking, sometimes soft and gentle pressure, other times quite rough. I never bruised her or got her near blacking out, though -- we didn't date long enough for me to get truly comfortable at that level. We did have a lot of good exploratory BDSM sessions. She was abused as a child, but still had the occasional rape fantasy of two guys that "break" in and "force" themselves on her. I'm not big on the whole watching-someone-else-nail-my-girlfriend scene, so I sadly couldn't fulfill that one for her.
[–]KryptKat 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
Probably the most romantic thing any girl has ever said to me:
"I'd rather never sleep again, than fall asleep without your hand around my throat."
[–]PhillyWick 150 points151 points152 points 1 year ago
Sounds like a twilight quote.
[–]NZFLE 70 points71 points72 points 1 year ago
Boots. Mmmmmm.
[–][deleted] 73 points74 points75 points 1 year ago
i have a thing for wearing nothing but my black stilettos... something about wearing nothing but heels.
[–]DeanBitterman 305 points306 points307 points 1 year ago
As a Jew, one of my biggest fantasies has always been to sleep with a German girl. And I want her to yell at me in German the whole time, like only an angry kraut could. And I want to give her the hate-fucking of a lifetime, something that would make Golda Meir proud.
[–]_Tyler_Durden_ 104 points105 points106 points 1 year ago
Anyone who can invoke the name of Golda Meir while discussing sexual fetishes deserves a standing ovation.
Well played chap, well played....
[–]HavartiParty 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Being a rather dominant personality, I constantly fantasize about men who take charge. I want you to back me against a door, put one hand around my throat and shove the other one into my panties. I want you to take away my right to choose this. Unsurprisingly, I'm also into being tied up, blindfolded, and lovingly flogged. I've only recently come out of the closest as a pervert and I haven't had much luck finding boyfriends who are into it. If I were a man and my girlfriend wanted me to tie her up I'd fuckin' jizz in my pants before she even pulled out the ties. Oh well.
[–]HornyLikeAUnicorn 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
I want to watch my girlfriend fucked by another man. Just thinking about it turns me on. It would make me view her in a 100% sex-object like way, like watching a pornstar get fucked. It would also make me jealous, but not in a bad way. More like a "Oh yeah? Now let me show you how its really done" kind of way.
I thought I could never tell her this, but we recently had a big night out a club and wound up taking some E's. In a fit of ecstasy-fueled honesty, I admitted my fantasy to her and she got super excited by the idea. She even wants to do the reverse and watch me fuck another woman.
I know all this probably sounds really messed up. Obviously this is a throwaway account.
[–]binaryshift 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
I'm male and enjoy fully dressing up as a female rubberdoll with big torpedo tits, latex mask and ballet boots.
[–]A-punk 132 points133 points134 points 1 year ago
I can only have sex on a leap year. It's not my decision.
[–]Eggmont 174 points175 points176 points 1 year ago
Its a rare medical condition known as marriage
[–]beautify 50 points51 points52 points 1 year ago
The issue is the only acceptable date to argue for it is the 29th of February. So He has to decide between sex for the first time in 4 years, or maybe arguing about it.
Really this is just another example of what Glenn Beck has been saying all along. Our system is broken.
[–][deleted] 61 points62 points63 points 1 year ago
uh.. this makes no sense to me
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
i think homie is in a cuckold.
[–]meatpuppet13 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
i thought a sexual fetish was something that wasn't 'normally' sexual but was 'fetishized' into a sexual thing. like shoes, bananas, public restrooms, etc.
so like big boobs, hairy pussy, uncut cocks don't count, right?
[–][deleted] 296 points297 points298 points 1 year ago
If they're all on one person, yeah, it might count.
[–]desolo 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago*
Tickling. Either doing the tickling or watching it.
Edit: Clarification.
Tickle torture is a MUCH more common fetish than you'd think.
[–]lurchysmokins 85 points86 points87 points 1 year ago
to me the sexiest thing a girl can do, is be naked, except for teh panties... i dunno why, but womens panties are the hottest thing to me
[–]Glampers 50 points51 points52 points 1 year ago
I like men to give me a pedicure while I whip them. It's a hard life.
[–]Pun_Ditz 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
This is a throwaway account ...
I have a fetish about people being either drugged, hypnotized, tasped (read Larry Niven) or otherwise made completely helpless and subservient to the will of another, but they like it despite themselves. I thought I was the only one like this until I happened upon mcstories.com (that's "mind control").
There are some movie scenes that totally get me hot, like the scene in Rush where the heroin dealer makes Jason Patric shoot up Jennifer Jason Leigh to prove that they're not cops (which they are).
The look on her face after the drug takes effect is just priceless. Paradise.
PS - I'm a female, for whatever that's worth.
[–]pantsbrigade 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
I'm way more into a girl's hair than I can explain. Length, color, style...girls who change it up frequently, or do something a little unusual, will always get 10x the attention from me.
[–]thenoble1 68 points69 points70 points 1 year ago
Since you didn't post from a throwaway, I won't either. (That and I've already posted this on a different AskReddit).
I have a bizarre fascination with piss. Sometimes I feel great about embracing it and sometimes it's the most embarrassing thing ever.
[–]FillInTheBlank 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago
Same here, except I just like watching girls pee.
[–]lurchysmokins 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
guilty!! :)
[–]vajav 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
me too, except, that i like watching hot girls pee
to each his own
[–]EkaMei 55 points56 points57 points 1 year ago*
Something people call "Vore". It is about consumption... literally.
Warning: Not a fetish everyone can stomach. Don't search for it if you are not up for a challenge.
[–]ravniel 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Okay, since I'm at work and don't want to be caught googling this, I'll be the sucker who asks for an explanation.
[–][deleted] 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
Wanting to be eaten alive / eat someone else alive
Not a very practical fetish...
[–]EkaMei 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
It is actually one of the most complicated fetish. If you ask 100 people into it you are likely to get 99 different answer.
The concept is simple: Someone who find the idea of consumption a turn on. It doesn't need to be you doing the eating, or you are the one being eaten. It have literally no structure and no rule with unlimited variation.
Even someone like myself, who have been running one of the biggest site about this subject for 5 years now, I keep finding new things about this "Fetish". So there are a lot of misconception, some people out there will tell you those are cannibalism, some will tell you they are just into suicidal. All I can really say is that it isn't black and white.
[–]dopafiend 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
Armpits
I don't really obsess over them or have some collection of armpit porn or anything but they turn me on
I love my girlfriends armpits, the way they smell, they way they look, shaved, unshaved, stubbly, whatever. I've came on her armpits before and fucked them with lube.
[–][deleted] 60 points61 points62 points 1 year ago*
Men with deep voices arouse me.
Alan Rickman, Jeremy Irons- Hell, even voices lower than that. I'm kind of surprised that there's not a fetish website for this sort of thing.
[–]DigitalEvil 92 points93 points94 points 1 year ago
You must cream yourself whenever you watch a movie trailer.
[–]utterpedant 122 points123 points124 points 1 year ago
"In a world...where one man...can make all the difference...his sacrifice...would save them all."
spaff spaff spaff
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Bold is not bold enough. This man needs his own font, which is mandated to be displayed when anyone is quoting him.
[–]fakaff 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
TIL, pear shaped girls with good skin. Go figure.
[–]Silverback 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
nuns!
[–]mayvardulysses 77 points78 points79 points 1 year ago
My father and I have striking similarities in the kinds of women we pursue; I know of at least four women that we have both slept with. It doesn't get my rocks off knowing my father and I fuck the same women, it is simply a noticeable trend
[–]tom_mandory 130 points131 points132 points 1 year ago
does the four women include your mum?
[–]UNHDude 87 points88 points89 points 1 year ago
Looking at his other posts, apparently it includes his step mom.
[–]Yegger 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
How does that happen?
[–]mayvardulysses 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
We frequent the same places, look fairly similar and have the same tastes
[–]UNHDude 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I kind of want to see a picture of you two.
[–]_Kujo_ 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
What does he think about it?
[–]yiddish_policeman 204 points205 points206 points 1 year ago
I like the ladies.
[–]dressedAsDog 413 points414 points415 points 1 year ago
You sick fuck.
[–]nemec 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
Speak for yourself, dressedAsDog. That's a pretty strange fetish right there.
[–]lowtolerance 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Satin. I can't even walk past a satin garment without being compelled to touch it.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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