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[–]Dr__Acula 81 points82 points ago

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Usually, when I see little girls dressed [by their mom's] like little whores.

[–]Hellokyochan 79 points80 points ago

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I also hate prosti-tots. I wish parents would understand that their 5 year old doesn't need shorts with "lil' devil" bejeweled across the ass.

edit: spelling

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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The worst is when I read what's written on her ass, then realize I just checked out a 10 year old's ass.

[–]PaeTar 1 point2 points ago

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how long is the delay tho. do you right away think whoops, or do you get home 6 hours later and sit on the couch watching tv and suddenly go WTF?!?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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closer to 10 seconds.

[–]hayze99 4 points5 points ago* 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSx_42ivLPk

entirely relevant

edit: for the american redditors - minger: disgusting girl - arse: ass :D

[–]PinkFloydFan 1 point2 points ago

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Time? I'm not about to watch a 10 minute video, but I do want to see the joke.

[–]hayze99 2 points3 points ago

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The whole thing is a standup act about it. If you really need to skip right to the core go to 1:15.

[–]Dr__Acula 13 points14 points ago

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...prosti-tots...

Upvote !

[–]annieface 1 point2 points ago

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I heard a pregnant lady tell one of her friends that she wanted her soon-to-be-born baby girl to dress like a teenager, not a baby.

[–]balchynz 3 points4 points ago

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go on...

[–]Dr__Acula 4 points5 points ago

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...I'm waiting for pedobearsbloodycock to chime in...

[–]longshot 6 points7 points ago

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What is with this, "I made a barbie doll let's play dressup against your will," attitude?

[–]atomicthumbs 2 points3 points ago

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I once saw a size 5 pair of shiny leather boots at the department store.

[–]bubbo 7 points8 points ago

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I'm 36 and I wear a size 3 in girls and a 4.5 or 5 in ladies. I sometimes buy little kids shoes because they are cheaper

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[–]atomicthumbs 1 point2 points ago

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they were in the kids' section

[–]JohanessBlock 9 points10 points ago

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I once saw an infant with a faux-hawk...what's worse is his 18 month sibling wore a t-shirt with a vest on it and only understood the word "fist bump." The parents actually said he knew no other words.

They were like Jersey Shore: Family Edition.

[–]Doc_T-Shirt 1 point2 points ago

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I came to comment about Britney Spear's parents, but you were faster.

[–]EddieVolcano 1 point2 points ago

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or a baby with earrings!

[–]NotSpartacus 50 points51 points ago

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I once saw a man pull his car to the side of a rural road, pull out a joint roller, roll a joint in front of his eight year old son who was sitting in the front seat, spark it, and then proceed to offer it to his son.

You know what the kid said? I'll tell you what I said, I said: "Uh, no thanks, Dad."

[–]punspinner 10 points11 points ago

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Damn. So how did that turn out? Did you ever become a pothead or completely abstain?

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[–]abraxi 2 points3 points ago

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lol try 1/8 every few hours... if i had more money i would buy more too

[–]medzy 6 points7 points ago

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You must be smoking dirt.

[–]abraxi 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand. Do you mean to say that I am smoking something of such low quality that it is like dirt and therefore I am capable of smoking so much? Or, do you mean to say that I am not doing something that is smart by smoking gratuitous amounts of cannabis and therefore I am smoking something ridiculous that would cause such behavior? Or is it that you are suggesting something similar to the last statement except that you are suggesting that my comment was the not-so-smart behavior?

[–]Tgg161 4 points5 points ago

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I learned it by watching you!

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[–]shockfactor 2 points3 points ago

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When I was 8 I bought weed with my 10 year old girlfriend from her brother's friends across the two lane road we called a highway outside of our neighborhood. I used to pay in huge handfuls of quarters, not knowing any better.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I knew a pot head that would always smoke dope with windows down or indoors. He had two kids. They both had lots of learning and problems in school. Due to some legal troubles (ie. the dad kept getting busted for pot) they went and lived with their grandmother for for awhile. Suddenly all their learning disabilities went away. They eventually moved back in.

That was a long time ago. Now both kids are in their teens, both dropped out from high school, both smoke huge amounts of pot (with their father). They are all 3 stupid as hell, they have trouble holding a very short and basic conversation or even doing basic math/reading, etc.

Drugs are not for developing brains If it was any of my business I would punch that fucking guy in the face. My friends say I should call the cops on him, but does well enough on his own at getting arrested. It's just a matter of time before they take his kids away.

[–]klenow 47 points48 points ago* 

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I pulled jury duty on a termination of parental rights case a while back. Some of the highlights:

  1. 4 kids, all under the age of 10
  2. Dirty diapers were put in a 55gal drum, kept inside the trailer and never emptied, "'cuz it ain't never got full."
  3. Wife was severely beaten in front of the kids.
  4. Parents ran a webcam based porn business, conducting business sometimes with the kids in the room.
  5. Father was instructed to attend anger management classes. He didn't go even though he would have been paid to go and given free transportation.
  6. Ditto for the mom and parenting classes
  7. All 4 kids were severely malnourished, the older one would beg for food at the neighbor's house (this is how it was all discovered). The 6 year old girl had to have her head shaved because of the mats that had formed. None could recall their last bath.
  8. All the kids had at least one severe parasitic infection in addition to lice.

Fortunately, the kids are now out of there and both the parents went to prison for child abuse (in a seperate trial).

[–]Prysorra 7 points8 points ago

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All 4 kids were severely malnourished, the older one would beg for food at the neighbor's house

;_;

I would probably quietly sob to myself if my door was knocked on by a hungry child.

[–]gigaquack 16 points17 points ago

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I would give the child some food and call the police.

[–]insidewaysout 33 points34 points ago

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When I was in high school there was a kid named Jared living down the street from me whose mom was an alcoholic and addicted to pills. I was working at a pizza place at the time and we always got a small pizza for our shift meals. I knew that Jared wasn't eating very well so I always just cooked my pizza, boxed it up, and brought it to his house when my shift was over. This was in a small town so a lot of other employees started doing the same thing. Eventually the owner of the restaurant caught wind of it and just decided to let him come in everyday after he got out of school. We would feed him and maybe give him advice about life and he would keep us company. He knew we were doing something special for him and kept asking my boss for a job so he could pay him back. Jared was eight at the time so my boss would explain he couldn't work until he turned fourteen.

This went on for about six months, but eventually he started coming in less and less until we were back to the routine of dropping a pizza off at his house every once in awhile. I should probably mention that every time I, or anyone else stopped by, his mom was always passed out in a recliner with a six-pack of empty beer cans on the table next to her. It was also rumored she had contracted Hep C from blowing some guy for whatever her drug of choice was at the time so she was pretty jaundiced looking. She once had the nerve to ask me if I had any money for her when I was dropping off dinner for her son. When he eventually got old enough to prepare his own meals he stopped coming in altogether, and refused to take any more food from us.

I graduated highschool and quit my job at the restarant to go to college. I hadn’t heard about Jared in a few years until one day I got a call from my old boss. Jared had recently turned fourteen and one of the first things he did was go down to the restaurant and tell my boss he could work for him now. My boss hired him on the spot. He was a kid whose mom was spending all of her walfare money at the bar and he was taking responsibility.

[–]Zastrous[S] 18 points19 points ago

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It's cases like these that confuse me. Something tells me that having overcome such tremendous adversity, this kid will get far in life.

[–]insidewaysout 13 points14 points ago

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This was years ago. He's in his early twenties now. The last I heard he was studying graphic design and only sees his mom when she needs a place to crash after her now boyfriend beats her too bad. He's changed a lot, but she hasn't.

[–]Kowai03 5 points6 points ago

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You're awesome!

[–]pompoms 29 points30 points ago

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Heavy drug use during pregnancy. Can't even get the kid out into the world before you are screwing it up.

[–]evilest_oreo 2 points3 points ago

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Any drug use during pregnancy, really.

[–]Canadian_reddit_wife 29 points30 points ago

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I had a child dropped off at my daycare still wearing the dirty diaper from the night before, still in PJ's with a dunkaroo (cookies with icing) in her hand because the parents slept in and didn't have time to get her breakfast. They did however have time to stop for coffee before dropping her off. She was 13 months old at the time.

[–]durkadurrr 8 points9 points ago

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mmm dunkaroos, i forgot those existed

[–]manny130 19 points20 points ago

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I think the South Korean couple that let their kid starve to death while playing video game about raising a kid would be the King and Queen of bad parenting.

[–]AMerrickanGirl 2 points3 points ago

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I really hope that the South Korean police forget to visit their cells with food and water for a week or so.

[–]Naurgul 17 points18 points ago

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While playing Prison Tycoon?

[–]Tface 17 points18 points ago

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Sitting at a stop light, I look over at the minivan next to me. Adult male in driver's seat is smoking with window closed. Adult female is in passenger seat and is also smoking with window closed. She's also holding a two(ish) year old girl on her lap.

[–]throwaway5555 29 points30 points ago

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When I grew up that was literally every other car.

[–]joey_blank 8 points9 points ago

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It was only when I moved away from home for college that I realized that a room that had been smoked in had a distinctive smell.

It took me two years to notice this. I suspect my sense of smell was more or less dead.

Parents both 3 packs a day.

[–]psychophil 2 points3 points ago

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Heh. Yeah that was pretty much my parents bringing me home from the hospital a few days after I was born. I've got the pictures (I think...) to prove it.

[–]DaGreatPenguini 2 points3 points ago

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By the time I was 10, I had inhaled so much second hand smoke from my parents that I could effectively smoke an entire cigarette without thinking about it. It turned into a puke fest, however, when my friends tried to match me. Although the smoking thing makes me sad, the puking thing makes the sad go away.

[–]manny130 2 points3 points ago

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I see tots in laps all the time.

[–]BettyBettyGood 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a woman in a mini-van @ WalMart that was breastfeeding her baby as she was driving through the parking lot.

[–]maximumcharacterlimi 16 points17 points ago

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In a crowded shopping street I saw a man kick his small son (~5). Not gently either. The guy had bent his leg up and kicked downwards on the kid's little backpack. Kid drops to the ground, starts bawling his eyes out. The guy is yelling. Kid tries to get up, guy kicks him again (soft this time, but the kid is back on the ground). Mother stops the guy and just like that it was over.

[–]withtwors 15 points16 points ago

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One of my students told me a story about when she and her dad were at the store. A man had left his wallet on the counter and left, but no one noticed. Her father told her to grab it... so that they could steal the money inside.

[–]tgiokdi 15 points16 points ago

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my parents used to own day care centers, and it was depressing to see some of the things we saw.

the worst for me personally were the babies that wouldn't get bathed at home, and we had to give them baths at the center :(

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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I was on an airplane going from Minneapolis to Colorado. In the seat behind me was a mom and her little shit of a son. The kid kept kicking the back of my chair, swearing like a sailor, and was over all being obnoxious. Whenever the mom would politely ask the kid to be quiet the kid would just tell her to shut up. The kid was about 7 too, mom definitely should have been able to get this kid under control. Finally I'm starting to get pissed off and this kid is ruining the flight for me so I ask the kid to please stop kicking my chair and to tone it down. The kid then tells me "your not my dad, I don't have to fucking obey you" I glanced at the mom to see if she would back me up but instead she just apologized for her sons behavior yet did nothing to control it. When the mom got up to use the bathroom I got up as well to ask her to get her kid in line, she took offense to this and got pissed at me for telling her how to raise her kid. Not wanting to start an argument I walked away because I was getting heated at this point.

After a particularly bad bout of the kid spouting off colorful swear words to his mom I turned back gave him and his mom the most evil glare I think I've ever done and told the kid to "shut the fuck up", his mom began to protest and before she could get anywhere I added "and you get control of your god damn kid, there is a thing called discipline and your kid does not have any what so-ever, buck up and slap the kid upside the head if he starts mouthing off at you like that, at the very least take his god damn gameboy away, I don't give a flying fuck what you do, but you have to do something instead of sitting there being apathetic". She starts to protest again and this time this black lady with her kid interrupts her for me saying something like "Damn bitch you better listen to the man, and I'm sick of listening to your fucking kid too, my boy has been sitting here perfectly behaved the whole flight because I've taught him respect and discipline". Anyways kid still acted like a brat and mom didn't do anything to stop him.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Wish I could upvote the lady across the aisle, too.

[–]kleinbl00 11 points12 points ago* 

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Had a friend who missed probably 10 years of his life due to Coke. He turned it around though, mostly. And he was in a goth-industrial band - bondage gear, latex, leather, chicks in chainmail bras, the whole nine yards.

Friend had a friend from the "good old days" who, at the ripe old age of 39, managed to knock up a 15-year-old runaway. And, due to just how messed up the runaway's home life was, the 39-year-old ended up with custody. By the time I met the kid, she was 3.

Both of them were chain-smokers, of course. And neither of them saw any problems whatsoever to bringing a 3-year-old to a smoky club to see the midnight performance of a whips'n'chains goth-industrial band 3 hours from home. Still don't really understand why the club owner would take a risk like that. It was a weird f'ing place.

By the time of the 1st encore that was one tired-ass little kid. Of course, Dad usually kept her up to midnight or so anyway; not sure why as it interfered with him downloading bestiality wmvs via dialup. It was the kind of thing you'd report someone to CPS for... except they already had their own case-worker, who still thought the kid was better off with dad than, say, mom or mom's parents.

Never did meet mom. I shudder to think.


EDITED TO ADD:

Although now that I think of it, the first time I saw Urotsukidoji (in theaters), there was a mom'n'dad with two kids under 5 in the theater. Tossup, really - goth/industrial BDSM at midnight, or graphic tentacle rape in the loving environs of an arthouse theater. You decide.

[–]epicgeek 6 points7 points ago

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chicks in chainmail bras

In his defense, I don't think anyone is against that.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It's not really comfortable for the girls.

[–]epicgeek 4 points5 points ago

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Awww... now instead of an internet smartass I feel like an internet douche. : (

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You'll get over it. I just know about the discomfort because I once dated a girl who had a chainmail bra. She couldn't wear it for long because her nipples would get sore.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Rest assured you filled both roles equally proficiently.

[–]thebassethound 2 points3 points ago

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Upvoted for Urotsukidoji. That film is the shit. All children should watch it for sex education.

[–]kleinbl00 5 points6 points ago

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That way they'll know it's natural when their penis attacks random passers-by with its 6" fangs and shoots fire when you're angry.

[–]Zastrous[S] 1 point2 points ago

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shit...you can't make this stuff up.

[–]Gurupup 9 points10 points ago

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My sister-in-law would always let these three neighborhood kids (ages 1, 5, and 6) come over for dinner. Eventually my brother got a little fed up and asked why they couldn't eat at their own house. My sister-in-law said that she didn't think they're mother fed them at all. My brother thought this was crazy so he asked the kids, "Last night when you didn't eat at our house, what did you eat?" The kids answered, "brown sugar and butter." Needless to say they stayed for dinner again and CPS were called the next morning.

[–]shockfactor 5 points6 points ago

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Brown sugar and butter on toast is fucking fantastic. Add cinnamon for maximum effect.

[–]kingzilch 12 points13 points ago

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Second runner-up: I went on a date with a woman who told me how she keeps a ping-pong paddle for when her daughter acts up. That would have been bad enough, without the excited crazy eyes she got when she was telling me. I should also add that this woman was into BDSM, which meant that spanking had a sexual element for her, which made the whole thing extra-squicky.

First runner-up: Friend of an ex-girlfriend, whose son was over a year old and still wasn't walking. I eventually found out that whenever he would pull himself up, she would push him back down, because "the sooner he's walking, the sooner he's getting into stuff."

Winner: My sister. I was at her house once, and her two year old son tripped and hit his head on the corner of a table. He went down crying, bleeding from a small-but-noticeable gash in his forehead. My sister's response was to stay in her chair and yell, "Sean, quit bleeding on my carpet!" I finally had to take the poor kid into the bathroom and clean him up, when she made it clear that she was only going to get up to "give him something to cry about."

[–]civeng1 1 point2 points ago

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this woman was into BDSM, which meant that spanking had a sexual element for her, which made the whole thing extra-squicky.

They were mother and daughter, so it was probably all non-sexual and silly.

[–]kingzilch 1 point2 points ago

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My point is, she had already told me she that spanking was a turn-on for her, then she tells me about spanking her ten-year-old daughter. That, and the crazed look she had, tells me that whatever it was, it was not silly.

[–]civeng1 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, I completely get what you mean. Thats creepy as all fuck.

[–]Sarahelca 10 points11 points ago

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I took my cousins to the park and there was one other "family" there. The dad was screaming at his kid for getting his pants dirty (it's a fucking park!). The kid starts bawling so the mom starts screaming at him to stop being such a fag. When the kid didn't stop quick enough, the dad hauled back and smacked the kid. The force was so hard the kid fell off the picnic table and onto the ground.

I was 20 at the time with three very small children (all under 7) so I called the cops rather than confront them. The dispatcher was a friend and they got the cops down there quickly. I pointed the family out. The poor kid had a welt across his face and scrapes all over his body. As the cops were filling out the report, the dad starts screaming at me. It was pretty terrifying.

The kid got taken away and the dad went to prison. I was in college at the time so I didn't have to go to court or anything. I felt terrible that I didn't do anything in the moment but I was so dumbfounded that people could be so cruel.

[–]bariatric_surgeon 5 points6 points ago

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I was in college at the time so I didn't have to go to court or anything.

Is court like the Vietnam War now?

[–]Chili440 3 points4 points ago

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But you did do something - you called someone. More than a lot of people would have done. And you kept yourself safe too. You did the right thing - don't feel terrible.

[–]KingOfSwords 10 points11 points ago

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I work at a job with troubled kids. Before they even enter the world, some of these kids are fucked. Crack and meth exposure in ureto, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, they stop you from developing normally.

Then don't get me started on all the sick shit parents do after they're born, such as molest them. Which is more frequent than you would think.

I had a kid come up to me once and ask if me if I thought it was his fault that he was abused (molested). It made me sick. I wanted to find his father and stab him in the eye with a rusty screwdriver. That kid will probably never fully get over his trust issues with adults.

[–]eileenk 4 points5 points ago

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Kudos for working with these children. You're doing a lot more help than you realize just by interacting & acknowledging them :)

[–]KingOfSwords 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. These kids aren't exactly angels themselves, and it isn't the easiest of jobs at times, but 95% of the time it's rewarding. The other 5% of the time, I'm getting attacked, cursed at, or spit on haha. Such is the job though.

[–]foadbot 27 points28 points ago

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does balloon boy count?

[–]DaGreatPenguini 17 points18 points ago

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He counts to 100 before coming out of his hidey-hole.

[–]celutes 8 points9 points ago

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I work at Wal-Mart so I see bad parenting all the time! The thing that happens most often is parents getting their small children to help them steal, sticking cds in their pockets, putting them in strollers and hiding stuff under them. Obviously some of these people get caught, the kids get to watch their parents get arrested and then get taken away.

Another thing that happens a lot is child abuse, you'd think it doesn't but people haul off and smack their kids A LOT. I'm not talking like the kid gets smacked on the hand, or spanked for misbehaving, I'm talking full smack on the face so hard the kids almost fall over.

[–]BettyBettyGood 6 points7 points ago

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I saw a woman take off her child's shoes at WalMart and put new ones on him. Then she put the old ones in the box and put them on the shelf.

Also, it pisses me off to see people feed their kids grapes at the store. First, that's stealing. Second, that's straight up nasty.

[–]celutes 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, people do stuff like that ALL THE TIME. The grape thing really bugs me. And bananas they're sold by weight people, don't eat the banana or feed it to your kid and then hand me the peel.

[–]BettyBettyGood 7 points8 points ago

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There was a woman with her approximately 5 or 6 year old son in WalMart. He was wearing poster boards like a sandwich board that said " Watch me, I steal". She was parading him around the store. He was crying and hanging his head. She looked completely satisfied with herself to have thought of such a clever punishment.

[–]JesusWuta40oz 2 points3 points ago

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I honestly don't have an issue with that type of punishment. My mother did the very same thing to me when I was around six. We were at the store and I asked for a package of gum, my mother told me "no". And because my mother always meant what she said I didn't ask again...so I stole it. Upon walking back to the car she noted that I was chewing gum...she asked me where I had gotten it from and I told her the truth. SHE was furious and yelled at me that she didn't raise me to be a thief. She marched me right back into the store and found the store manager and stood there with her arms folded demanding that I tell the store manager what I had done. I did through a waterfall of tears. The manger let me keep the gum but thanked me for being honest about it.

On the ride home she explained that I shouldn't have done that and that stealing is wrong. She asked if I learned my lesson, I did. And the next day took me to get a happy meal. To this day I've never stolen anything because I know its wrong. That came in handy later in life when I was accused of stealing something. Thanks Mom, I love you.

[–]rationalthinker1 1 point2 points ago

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I like that punishment.

[–]gagaoohlala[!] 8 points9 points ago

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Sigh. Well, my mom was a foster parent so I've seen my share of abused kids. One of the worst stories, though, actually happened to my little sister (a foster child we adopted). She first came to our home when she was only a few months old. She'd been in the hospital for a while not only because her teen mother (who had a son, as well) drank and did drugs while she was in the womb...but after she was born she constantly left her strapped in a car seat, locked in a closet with a bottle propped in her mouth. The bottle had COUGH SYRUP in it (with codeine, to keep the baby asleep so she wouldn't have to deal with her). So, she was addicted to codeine at only a few months old, and it took months and months of physical therapy before she could lift her head, because the muscles in her neck never developed since she was always stuck lying in a carrier. My little sister is now 11 and suffers from a learning disability that the doctors trace back to the drug use.

[–]geak78 7 points8 points ago

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"Get over here you little fucker!" said by a young mother to a toddler.

Another group of people I observed at Darien Lake. They were all waiting in a long line to get on a ride but they had left their baby in the stroller outside of the waiting area. They could see the baby every time the line wound in its direction but even if they saw something happen they never would have been able to get to it in time. There must have been at least 5 of them. To this day I still can't believe one of them couldn't wait with the baby...

[–]evolve81 7 points8 points ago

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My grandpa died when I was 14. My dad gave me the laptop that my grandpa had left me in his will, but he refused to let me take it to my mom's (he was like that with everything). I thought this was total bullshit because it was the one thing my grandpa left me--the same grandpa who gave me a 50-cent pack of gum for Christmas--and I should be able to take it anywhere I wanted. After finding out I took the laptop to my mom's, my dad freaked out and called me at my mom's, demanded I bring it back, and informed me that my grandpa didn't leave me shit and that my dad lied about it to make me feel better.

Needless to say, I returned the laptop in a non-working condition.

[–]coffeepotpoet 6 points7 points ago

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When I was a teenager, I was at my neighbors house and the stepfather of a little 4 year old girl threatened to cut her ears off with a chainsaw. He started it up and the poor little girl was terrified. I called family and children services, but I don't think anything was ever done. That guy was fucked........I heard he died of a heart attack a few years ago....aww.

[–]nycdk 6 points7 points ago

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In an elevator at a mall, this obese white-woman entered with her supposedly two black daughters. One of them asks if she can have something to eat, and the mother goes "I JUST BOUGHT YOU A TOY!!" literally screaming into her ear. Then she turns her head up and smiles at me and pretends to be all nice. The same black daughter says something again, this time along the lines of "but I'm so hungry..." and the mother seriously SLAPS this child across the face, gives her the "pointed finger" and says "Shutup. We're not getting anything." The elevator landed and she went casually out the door with the one girl crying, and the other one scared as shit. I was debating whether or not to report something.

[–]HashRunner 6 points7 points ago

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2 young kids(2-3?), the mother and an infant (in the carrying basket) in the back of a pick up truck going 50 miles an hr... The dad was by himself in the cab...

[–]bubbo 5 points6 points ago

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When I was 15 I worked at Target and Sundays were "Beat Your Kid In Public" days.

[–]TwoSocks0 4 points5 points ago* 

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Was taking a ride on the train a few years ago and there was a junkie woman sitting a couple of row's up from me and another guy sitting on the row to the left of me. The kid must have been about three years old and like any three year old kept getting up to walk and play around. After a couple of times of her grabbing the kid and pulling him back on to the seat the woman seemed to lose it and smacked the kid in the throat with an open hand but with the power of a punch. Myself and the other guy to my left had been watching and as soon as she hit the kid we both jumped straight up and the other guy went off his nut shouting at the woman before calling the cops. Unfortunately she got off at the next stop and there weren't any police to meet her.

[–]TheCommonCow 4 points5 points ago

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[–]secretarybird 6 points7 points ago

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This thread makes me want to adopt every baby.

[–]ikzeidegek 5 points6 points ago

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My ex once suddenly, without any provocation, threw plates at me and our 6 and 7 year old kids, while the three of us sat at the kitchen table. I held them close and protected them - with each arm covering a child -while plates shattered around us and the kids were crying and screaming.

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Saw a five-year-old crying at the supermarket last night, and the mother just slapped him and screamed, "You little shit! If you don't stop that, Satan is going to drag you to hell and rape you to death!"

[–]annieface 4 points5 points ago

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I saw a mother tell her crying 5 year old that God would hate him if he ever had to use the restroom in public again.

[–]TheDentite 3 points4 points ago

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You are making that up.

[–]TheAughtSpectrum 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah right, no mom is that awesome.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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'Awesome' wasn't the word that came to my mind when I saw this. I ended up saying to the woman, "Being raped to death by demons would be an improvement over having you for a mother. After all, Satan and hell are just fantasies. You, unfortunately, are about 300 pounds of unpleasant reality".

[–]ana-sisyl 31 points32 points ago

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No, you didn't, you ran home to Reddit to write this comment.

[–]TheAughtSpectrum 1 point2 points ago

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Out of context it would be awesome. IRL it would make me sadface :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That sounds pretty hot.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Awesome mom" apparently means "slaps 5-year old children". Yeah.

[–]roadfood 11 points12 points ago

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Back when I worked reservations for a major Unnamed Air Line a woman called to confirm her booking. I did a quick check of and saw the party wasn't all seated together. I offered to move them all to the same row to which the woman replied "Don't bother, I want my kid to sit in back with the nanny, if he sees me he wants me to hold him."

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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"Don't bother, I want my kid to sit in back with the nanny, if he sees me he wants me to hold him."

That's it. I'm gonna go get drunk.

[–]akirallama 4 points5 points ago

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I was at a hippie music festival in W.VA. We were camped next to a family. mom, dad, and three sons, 11, 13, 17 i would say. well on the first day we saw the parents feeding all the kids mushrooms. the 11 and 13 yearolds were fighting over the last bits in the bag. Shortly after the 13 and 17yearolds disappeared we didnt see them again until the last day when everyone was packing up.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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My parents raised me in such a way that I turned out like I did.

[–]MattKronik 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, mother of God! You poor thing.

[–]ironfroggy_ 4 points5 points ago

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There is a running joke in my family of my father, when I did who knows what wrong at some point, not wanting to get off the couch and yelling to me, "Get over here so I can hit you." Oh, how they laugh. It wasn't a joke when he said it.

[–]propensity 5 points6 points ago

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Oh god, I haven't thought about this in years.

When I was 14, I babysit these three kids in my neighborhood for the first time. My mom didn't want me to because she'd heard strange things about them, but I wanted the money so I could go to the movies.

So when I get there, the mom whispers to me that her husband doesn't approve of her paying babysitters, so she has to slip me the cash right away. Then she hands me her youngest son, ~age 2, in a disgustingly full diaper, then leaves.

Besides that, everything was fine for a few hours, until it started raining and the kids wanted to play in the basement. We go down the steps, and a horrible smell hits me. Apparently, they let their dogs use the basement as their restroom. Also, that is where all of the kids' inside toys were kept; it was basically their playroom. After I took them back upstairs, I mentioned something about the dogs, and the oldest kid told me that when they misbehaved, their mom would put them in a dog leash on a chain and lock them outside naked.

Obviously, I never babysat for them again. I convinced my mom to talk to child services, and I know someone visited their house, but besides that I don't think that anything ever came of it. =(

[–]Cmingo 9 points10 points ago

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I went to the Ben & Jerrys factory in vermont the other day and I saw an overweight mother buy two pints -- one for her and one for her son.

I then watched them walk to a table and finish their respective pint of ice cream [+ then wobble out the doorway.]

[–]Hellokyochan 7 points8 points ago

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It could have been worse, she could have gotten the Vermonster.

[–]mrhorrible 4 points5 points ago

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When I was growing up, 2 pints of ice cream in the fridge would last our entire family for a week or more. I was worried that fact would sound like bragging, but on second thought it couldn't be more mundane.

[–]Vitalstatistix 2 points3 points ago

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I see a lot of parents swearing at or around their children who are obviously old enough to understand how offensive some of the words are.

It sickens me.

[–]lounsey 4 points5 points ago

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See, I have no problem with swearing, like at all, but I would never swear around children and teach them to swear because I know that a lot of people are offended by it, and I can't imagine anything more heartbreaking than a child of mine coming up to me and saying "Joey's mom said I'm not allowed to play with him because I use bad words"... I know they'll be exposed to it when they get older... but by then they can decide for themselves if it's something they want to use and if they care that some people won't like it or not. They just repeat what they hear as children, and that aint right!

[–]Vitalstatistix 2 points3 points ago

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I swear a lot as well, however I try not to swear in public much, and if I do it is something like "cut the bullshit man!", not "shut your fucking mouth you fucking brat" (verbatim).

The former is acceptable imho, the latter is almost "violent" in nature and not acceptable to say to a child.

[–]lounsey 4 points5 points ago

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Oh wait you meant that the parent swore at their child? That's ridiculous, and not just because of the swearing, but because it's demeaning and humiliating or intimidating your child into submission.... the fallback or ineffective uneducated parents IMO.

[–]cantquitreddit 3 points4 points ago

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Junkies who have very young children. I saw it once when I was like 16 and didn't know any better. A few months later I heard someone called some child protection agency on them. If I had known any better I would have.

[–]gatorgator 2 points3 points ago

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I work at a school and we had a meeting with the grandparents of a new student, a child (10 year old boy) from Tennessee. The grandparents had just been given custody of the child. When we asked why the child had been taken away from his family, the grandmother told us that his father had tried to trade him for two 'coon dogs!

[–]sculptedpixels 2 points3 points ago

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1984-85: neighbor giving her 2 yr old daughter a can of coke 'for breakfast'. Like, that's the whole meal.

[–]urg300 2 points3 points ago

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The worst parenting I've ever witnessed was none at all. Parents letting their kids run around free in stores is one such example.

[–]gatorgator 2 points3 points ago

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I have worked with abused kids. Some of the worst: -A nine month old with a 4 inch vaginal tare (stepdad raped her) - a 10 year-old who was severely burned in a fire set by her mother. He survived, but is now mentally handicapped and the mother's boyfriend adopted him. He loves the child and is doing an awesome job raising him. - a 4 year old who was repeatedly sodomized by her father over a 6 month period. - a group of four brothers (ages 2-7) who were removed from their home because the parents thought it was funny to watch them play with each other's genitals and give each other blow jobs. I could go on, but it makes me sad to think about some of these kids.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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my stepmother bashing my sister's head against the wall, telling her that nobody could ever love her

[–]-Naked-G- 10 points11 points ago

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It was in a shop, A mother an her... roughly 5 year old daughter, They were standing in the queue waiting to be served and the conversation went like this...

Daughter: Mummy can i have a sweetie? Mum: NO! PUT THAT BACK! Daughter: Mummy, how about a magazine? Mum: LEAVE THINGS ALONE, COME HERE Cashier: Hi, Can i help you Mum: Aye, 200 mayfair (A brand of cigarette)

She spent Fifty pounds on cigarettes and not 30 pence on a sweet.

That annoyed me

[–]geak78 14 points15 points ago

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My wife used to work at a shoe store and had a fairly regular customer buying ~$150 in clearance shoes but when the little girl complained how hungry she was mom replied "we don't have any money for food"

[–]shockfactor 2 points3 points ago

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I'm somewhat certain she meant they don't have money for (fast) food when they already have some at the house. At least I hope.

[–]civeng1 1 point2 points ago

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Call child services?

[–]geak78 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think she did. She was only 16.

[–]unpopular_but_valid 9 points10 points ago

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Refusing to buy your children candy and stupid shit they don't need is good parenting, not bad.

[–]-Naked-G- 6 points7 points ago

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Spending fifty pounds on cigarettes rather than spending a tiny fraction on it for your kid, in my opinion is shit parenting. If She can waste fifty pounds on something as shite as cigarettes then She can spend 30 pence on a sweet or 1 pound on a magazine. Sweets, fair play kinda shite, buy a magazine at least she gets to spend quality time with the kid, reading it and entertaining her for a while.

Again though, Just my opinion!

[–]unpopular_but_valid -1 points0 points ago

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Well your opinion is stupid and it's pretty obvious you're not a parent -- at least I hope you aren't, as you certainly don't seem to have any understanding of how to parent.

You have no idea how many toys, books or whatever the kid has. Magazines are trash, sweets are trash, not good for kids. They don't carry national geographic or other educational kids mags at a supermarket. A good parent will hardly ever indulge their children with that crap.

If a child is whining the last thing you should do, as a parent, is to reinforce the behavior by rewarding it. Rewards are for reinforcing positively held behaviors.

[–]-Naked-G- 5 points6 points ago

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The child was doin nothing wrong, and politely asked the mother twice. I grew up with comics and magazines and if I misbehaved i would get nothing, but being polite and respectful got me rewards.

Calling other opinions stupid is a bit harsh and regardless of whether or not I am a parent to say you hope I am not one is also not fair. You cannot judge me from two comments, You have never met me, or know of anything of me in the real world.

At least I have respect for your opinion.

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Hey, from the few comments right here, I can guarantee that I think you are or will be an awesome parent, and that I hope unpopularbutvalid is just living up to a trollish user name.

Parents with double standards and bad attitudes are lame.

[–]fenalphthalein 7 points8 points ago

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I lived with a family for a short while and the reason it was a short while is because of how awful they were. They would smoke cigarettes all day, go to work late all the time, play video games and not let the kids play, smoke out while the kids are in the other room... They would even use a spoon to beat the 4 and 11 year olds... Weird family, had to go when they started blaming their marital problems on me.

[–]meattrees 4 points5 points ago

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On Halloween last year on the way home from trick or treating my wife and I pulled into a Wawa to get a sandwich and this woman had like 4 kids pulled out of her van and was beating the shit out of all of them with a belt. My wife started crying at the site immediatley. I did not get out. I regret this. I pulled away so my wife would not have to look at this or deal with it.

[–]travisu 6 points7 points ago

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I once saw a mother let her child play on an escalator at the mall not just once but numerous times! Would have done something about it but I had to leave to be on a gameshow.

[–]idreamofskiba 1 point2 points ago

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I hope his pants got caught and a bloodbath ensued.

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When leaving his 2nd floor apartment, my coworker would put the car seat with the baby in it, on the railing while he locked the door. The baby has grown up fine, but jeez.

[–]beccaebdon 2 points3 points ago

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When I was living in East London (in a pretty crappy area) there was a woman pushing a child in a pram. The child must have been about two or three and had been eating some sweets or crisps or something. He tried to hand the empty wrapper to his mum and she said "Why the hell would I want that? Just throw it on the floor". I had to bite my tongue so that I didn't get beaten up.

[–]Rappmandoo 2 points3 points ago

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I remember working doing door to door sales during the summer. I was working in a trailer park one day talking to a mother about my product and she was rolling a joint, which isn't really that unusual, when she finished she handed it to her 12 year old kid and he lit up. When I asked her why she did that she said in a very matter of fact tone, "Oh, he can't roll yet." /Facepalm

[–]randomhobo 2 points3 points ago

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I know a single mother who brings a Nintendo DS, a portable dvd player, and a laptop absolutely everywhere she goes. Her kids spend hours each day watching movies and playing video games, they never socialize or learn anything outside of school, and she never criticizes or disciplines them for any reason. And it totally shows, her kids are significantly behind their peers.

[–]BloodsVsCrepes 2 points3 points ago

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Me.

[–]TheDentite 1 point2 points ago

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You went out for that pack of cigarettes 8 months ago Daddy, when are you coming home?

[–]sonofarex 2 points3 points ago

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My friend's cousin decided that she's not going to get any immunizations for her kid, that she's going to circumsize him if he's a boy, and is doing a water birth. I can't even be in the same room as her

[–]rationalthinker1 2 points3 points ago

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There was this one Pakistani family that my family befriended. I started going to their house every day during the summer and they started coming to my house everyday. One time, they started telling me how their mother would burn them up. I am talking about with a knife and putting burned metal into their skins. At first, I didn't believe them, but one time, I forgot for whatever reason, he took off his shirt and I saw the biggest scab ever and some cutting marks around the corner; about 30% of his backside was covered with it. I asked him what the hell was that, and he calmly tells me that his mother did that to him.

[–]rmo4 3 points4 points ago

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[–]leaves4chonies 4 points5 points ago

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At an event once, my dad was helping my young 10 year-old brother stand up on the back of a chair so that he could see better through the crowd. Keep in mind that it was a steady chair and my dad was holding onto my brother. This woman standing a few feet away turns to them and says "Excuse me but could you please take your son down, I'm pregnant and if he falls I don't want him to hurt my baby." She then takes a good, long drag on her cigarette.

[–]Munkcy 2 points3 points ago

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I was at a Summer Sanatarium concert in 2003 and I saw a woman walking hand-in-hand with a small boy. The boy appeared to be about 6 to 8 years old. She handed him a balloon with laughing gas in it. Not in a "I'm giving this to you because I think it's a legit balloon" but in a "Here, hold the bottom so the gas doesn't come out until you put it up to your mouth" sort of way.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wait.. who puts laughing gas into balloons?

[–]Foop 11 points12 points ago

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Who puts drugs into needles? Only antidotes go in there!

[–]epicgeek 16 points17 points ago

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Alright, I'm not sure who's being sarcastic and who isn't, but I'm confused... I've got these needles full of laughing gas and balloons full of antidote and I'm just not sure I'm doing it right.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Letting their kids play MW2 online.

[–]DJQuinones 1 point2 points ago

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I keep reading that as "Mechwarrior 2" whenever I see it online... I'm not old dammit!

[–]randall82 3 points4 points ago

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I let my 8 year old play online only (no single player, that's where the cursing's at), on his child account that has voice chat disabled, so he can't speak to anyone and he can't hear them. We generally play together. That okay, or am I a bad parent?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Personally, I think the game is inappropriate for kids. However, the most annoying thing for me is when they have mics. I do thank you for disabling his mic and think it is good that he can't hear others either.

[–]Mason11987 8 points9 points ago

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I do find it humorous that you are concerned about the word "fuck" but not about a child shooing other people in the head with an assortment of weapons.

[–]randall82 2 points3 points ago

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That's true, but I wouldn't say it's appropriate for all kids his age. He's very mature and has a very clear understanding of real and fake. Also, I'm more concerned about cursing because if he ever decided to repeat it at school it would get him in a lot of trouble. He also knows if I ever saw him act violently or be aggressive towards someone, he wouldn't get to play those types of games anymore. I guess it's a case by case thing, and I just feel he's mature enough. If they made any good non M-Rated shooters I would steer him towards those, but no one really makes those these days, besides Battlefield 1943, and that's another one he loves.

[–]mrhorrible 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not a parent, but the fact that you're playing this game with your son is good. Hah. I have fond memories of beating my Dad at Super Mario Brothers on the NES.

Strangely, that might have been the first time in human culture where kids were better at things than their parents.

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When I was eleven years old my grandfather took me out into a giant, sectioned, field to pick up hay-bails. They usually weigh between 25 and 50 pounds each.

He kept me there working for fourteen hours.

Until I was a little over eighteen and "ran away" to my Dad's house, (mostly) lesser versions of that day continued with a slowly increasing number of tasks that involved rusty metal and no tetanus shots.

I figure it's worth mentioning that I was almost never paid, I live in the South, and we're "white."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, no upvote. That is not bad parenting, that's life.

[–]GlitterBerri 1 point2 points ago

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...75 years ago when there were no child labor laws and little kids slaved away in mines with low life expectancies and next to no pay.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was on the M20 on my way into Manhattan from LGA and I saw a woman beat her kid in front of 50 other people on the bus.

[–]theclansman22 1 point2 points ago

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Girl I know at the bar, smoking a cigarette when she was pregnant.

[–]tychobrahesmoose 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a mom hit her kid in a CVS and tell him "Don't be ugly!"

I wanted to say "He's got your horse-teeth!"

[–]PinkFloydFan 2 points3 points ago

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She probably didn't mean that literally. Whenever I said anything mean as a kid my mom would tell me the same thing.

[–]PinkFloydFan 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I see a child (maybe 12 or younger) who is morbidly obese. It's just as bad as letting your young child smoking cigarettes.

Edit: Awkward sentence.

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Hmm worst parent ever

I was out at a bar with my sister and her friend one night here in Houston. When we were leaving in the car and going to merge onto the freeway this car is riding our ass really bad. So whatever we just continue on our way and then the fucker rear ends us. So we pull over to get insurance and whatnot and the fucker burns off . So I jump in the drivers seat and we chase em (My sister only had liability). Were driving down 59 at like a 100+ mph just trying to catch up to get the tag number and the car exits so we follow and the car makes a bad turn into a parking lot hitting the curb and everything . I get out of our car run up to the window and its this drunk mojo chick crying all begging me not to turn her in and theres a fuckin baby just layin on the passenger seat no seatbelt or anything. At first I was angry at her then at myself for chasing her then at everybody. So I was all like why doesnt that baby have a car seat and she didnt speak english. But i was like fuck it get in the car . I got in her car and told my sister to follow us and I drove her home and gave her 50 bucks to get a car seat.

The end

[–]OhZone 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I'm sure the story is floating around here still. Some dumbass, irresponsible father left a loaded handgun on a table, and his daughter shot herself in the stomach with it.

[–]seladore 1 point2 points ago

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Once, I was in a queue in front of a (slightly) misbehaving child, who was being a little loud, making a fuss, and wanting to go.

The child's mother turned, pointed to me, and said "If you don't be quiet, that man is going to hit you".

I wish I had done something other than stand in slack-jawed shock.

[–]quake3p 1 point2 points ago

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that guy alan in hangover movie..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My big thing is seeing a pregnant woman, pushing a stroller with one hand, and smoking a cigarette with the other. I speak as a smoker who would rather cross a street than walk by a child, cigarette in hand.

[–]superspeckman 1 point2 points ago

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I was in the Chicago airport last weekend and a Dad walked his son up to a K-9 officer and while the officer's back was turned let the 3yo pet the nice German Shepherd.

[–]cyco 1 point2 points ago

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I was standing on the subway once, and the doors were about to close. As they do, some woman runs up and uses her STROLLER (with a baby in it) to block the doors!

Luckily she managed to squeeze in, but damn that could have gone horribly wrong.

[–]conservativetroll 1 point2 points ago

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My guildie was leading a raid. It was our first night of attempts on Illidan, very excititng. After about an hour of raiding, the raid leader absent mindedly mentions that his son has a temperature of 105 degrees. 105!!!

It took 24 of us of yelling at him to get him to stop raiding and to take his kid to an ER. About 2 weeks later we were all in a new guild. Scare people that dumb can have kids.

[–]LuckyCanuck13 2 points3 points ago

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The trident gum commercial. Who leaves their kids with a young teenage babysitter (not the bad part) and then proceeds to have someone come fix your tv, a pizza guy in the house and have very menacing looking renovators in house. You cannot tell me the leader of the renovators didn't look like he was gonna do some raping if he didn't get paid in gum.

Side Note: Who actually lets the pizza guy come inside the house? In my experience you usually meet him at the door way, and maybe if tis cold outside step into the entrance, but who lets pizza delivery persons in their family/living room?

[–]shockfactor 1 point2 points ago

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If its from a local non-chain place often you'll get the same guy for decades and he may become a family friend. When I was growing up the chinese delivery guy would come in and chat with my mom for a minute or two when we would get food (maybe once a month).

From chains, no.

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Worst case of bad parenting? It's described here.

[–]StrandedPanda 5 points6 points ago

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leashes.

[–]Honeymaid 23 points24 points ago

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I support children on leashes; they are wild animals and must be contained.

[–]Yikka 6 points7 points ago

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Especially useful on ski slopes.

[–]nwtreeoctopus 3 points4 points ago

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I use my leashed child as a makeshift morningstar to protect myself from vagrants.

[–]Yikka 1 point2 points ago

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I think I love you.

[–]nwtreeoctopus 1 point2 points ago

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If you were so inclined, we could head out back and expand the armory, as it were.

[–]littlemissnoname 7 points8 points ago

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I used one on my kid when she was 2ish and we were in places like airports. They shouldn't be used in everyday life (kids need to learn to listen) but I think in some situations they're useful. Plus it was a UNICORN BACKPACK leash which was super cute!

[–]cabnnt1337 4 points5 points ago

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Plus it was a UNICORN BACKPACK leash which was super cute!

For their sake, I hope it was a girl.

[–]Karthan 5 points6 points ago

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For their sake, I hope it was a girl.

He wrote:

my kid when she was 2ish [Emphasis mine]

And, err, as a young boy I quite liked unicorns.

[–]cabnnt1337 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, thank you, I missed the "she".

[–]slipkid 3 points4 points ago

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I'm going to disagree with this one. I'd rather see a parent know with 100% certainty where their child is at all times than the idiots who let their kids run all over the place. Kids are slippery creatures. Look away for a second and they're gone. The "leash" lets kids explore a little bit while still being in direct contact with their parent. Yeah, it looks a little trashy I guess, but I'd much rather see that than some kid running all over the place, or screaming its head off because it doesn't want to be held anymore.

[–]dionysian 3 points4 points ago

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plus you cant tell often if a child has autism or CAPD or is deaf or some other severe behavioral problem that results in a very difficult situation in trying to ask the kid to stay with the parent or come back. and strollers aren't always going to work, IE going to the zoo... the kid is going to need to get out of the stroller frequently to look at the animals. its easier to have them walk, and keep them in a backpack leash to minimize them running off in crowd wildly.

[–]Jadenlost 1 point2 points ago

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My son had monkey backpack that had a tail that you could hold on to. I used it when he was in the "Don't wanna hold momma's hand!" phase. He was under the age of two and we only used it at the zoo or at some place where it was appropriate for him to be running around, but where there were a lot of people. He loved it.

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The problem isn't the people who seriously need to use it to keep track of a child who requires an extra amount of attention. The problem is that parents who legitimately need a leash to keep track of their kid are in the vast minority. So you get these parents who use it as a resort to raising their kid properly, when really the child is a brat who wants to cause trouble because the parent don't fucking raise the kid.

Once I saw a woman yank her kid-leash so hard, the kid was jerked off his feet and flew through the air to the floor. She then picked him up by the leash. The kid wasn't throwing a tantrum or anything, he was just trying to look around the fucking TOY STORE while mommy wanted to stand in one place talking on the phone. I hate those things with a passion, and am disgusted every time I see one.

[–]dionysian 3 points4 points ago

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you don't know the situation of the parent + kid that the parent decided a child-leash was neccesary. the child could be autistic, or deaf, and or have some other behavioral issue that creates a very difficult situation for the parent, resulting in absolute chaos to try to keep up with the child.

don't judge, judger. worse things can happen to kids than being allowed to walk around safely with a backpack leash.

[–]akirallama 1 point2 points ago

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I am sure I will get downvoted, but I have lived in Baltimore and Washington all my life. I don't understand why some black moms slap their kids in public, as well as yelling curses at them. I see white people do it too sometimes, but not even remotely close to as much as I see black mothers.

[–]brohymn 2 points3 points ago

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goto Korea. mom's slap their kids across heads and cursing at their kids all the time. It's the norm.

[–]shockfactor 2 points3 points ago

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I partly feel that it's a part of the urban black culture to use corporal punishment. Their parents did it, their grandparents did it, and it's effective enough in teaching lessons (at cost of continuing the cycle for the next generation)

[–]kevinmw1987 1 point2 points ago

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I doubt it's effective. Look at how most black adults in the "urban black culture" are these days. Absolutely appalling.