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[–]big_jannie 104 points105 points ago

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I got a cookie care package in the mail, and with it a card. The back of the card read:

Look at the cookies, now back at the card, now back at the cookies, now back at the card. Sadly, the card does not taste as good as the cookies. But you have a girl who loves you enough to send you both.

[–]savetheclocktower 74 points75 points ago

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THE COOKIES ARE NOW BROWNIES

[–]desrosiers 15 points16 points ago

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And I read your comment in his voice. Makes things much better.

[–]asian_fetish 28 points29 points ago

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It'd be awesome if you flipped the card over and there was a picture of her on a horse.

[–]Ftech 12 points13 points ago

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This made me laugh, you have a very sweet partner.

[–]jmlamontagne 7 points8 points ago

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awesome, and jealous.

[–]LOLRob 4 points5 points ago

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I'm on a horse.

[–]daledinkler 161 points162 points ago

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My SO pushed our baby out of her body so that he could hang out with us more often.

[–]brawr 39 points40 points ago

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That's the greatest description of giving birth I've ever heard

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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Sit 14 days straight at the hospital, every few months or so (and going), with a sick child.

[–]Matt3k 2 points3 points ago

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Ugh. I'm with you on that one

[–]tscott82 119 points120 points ago* 

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My mom was recently put in the hospital and requires intensive care. My significant other drove me the 2 1/2 hours to my hometown on a Thursday. I had just recently got a new place to live and needed to be out by that Sunday. On Friday night my significant other secretly stole my keys out of my pocket. I get a text on Sat morning that she is in my apt. getting the rest of my stuff moved out with a few of my friends so that I could be with my mom.

She is amazing.

edit: to appease the S.O. crowd.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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I hope your Mom gets better.

[–]tscott82 17 points18 points ago

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Thank you, she's doing so much better now. Her kidneys still aren't working yet, but they're transferring her to a hospital that has a program to wean her off of her breathing tube and get her up and walking around. I'm told that movement helps to kick the kidneys into gear.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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that's absolutely awesome.

[–]breadtruck 12 points13 points ago

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Well, don't keep us in suspense, man. What happened to the porn collection?
Hope your mom's alright.

[–]tscott82 6 points7 points ago

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Haha, my porn is safely tucked away on the internet where I only have to remember a couple site names to bring it back after I expunge my history/cookies.

My mom is looking a lot better now, thanks.

[–]mrpeepers 32 points33 points ago

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Gave birth on 3-5-10 to an awesome 7 lb baby full of win.

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[–]mrpeepers 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you from Mr/Mrs/Lil/Peepers.

[–]ohnostereo 2 points3 points ago

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3-5 is my birthday too! High five her for me.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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Made me poached eggs this morning. Something is up. I need to investigate.

[–]SquareRoot 72 points73 points ago

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SHE'S PREGNANT.

ABANDON SHIP.

OVER.

[–]bumbletowne 23 points24 points ago

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Funny story. So I like to experiment with cooking. I never feed the SO anything until it's perfect. Yesterday I made basmati jasmine rice, I added peanut butter, scallions, sauteed garlic, and onions grilled in olive oil and thai chiles. My boyfriend walks in on me walloping peanut butter into this garlic-onion mix, looks at me and goes, 'when did you last have your period? Please don't be pregnant'.

Later, I smacked him upside the head with a pillow while he was playing deadspace in the dark. He shrieked like a little girl. Then we had sex.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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:)

[–]TheTwilightPrince 4 points5 points ago

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ABORT ABORT ABORT! Wait...... oh. Whoops.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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You forgot to say "Farley out."

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[–]vincent118 13 points14 points ago

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Ah I see you like the crazy ones. They are exciting...and scary.

[–]themanwhowas 84 points85 points ago

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There's a lot I can choose from - being a great cook, giving great blowjobs, showing off her awesome norks, being patient with me (often more than I deserve) and so on, but one small thing she did the other day sticks with me - she refilled my water glass with her own while we were eating dinner, without me noticing or asking.

To explain, I go through a lot of water and usually have to sit for a while with an empty glass while waiting for the waiter to notice; with spicy food that can really suck. I was suffering quietly and she just reached over and poured her drink into mine, completely naturally and without thinking about it. When I noticed I just looked at her and told her just how much I love her and how awesome she was.

It's sappy, I know, and probably doesn't make any sense to others, but to me it was just a little token of awesome.

[–]tejmin 26 points27 points ago

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Sometimes, mentioning that upfront with the waiter/ess will net you gallons of fresh, ice cold water. As a former waiter, this happened to me once. I can't even begin to describe the feeling when I would walk by, dude would pick up his glass and nod to me, and I'd get the pitcher. Other people, will complain to you - you kept my throat like a desert man, thanks have a nice night! Those are horrible - because often, you have no idea - especially when you're slammed. It's not like I carry around a camelpack for dousing the glasses, and sometimes you just don't have enough time to make a water run to your tables. Just tell them "Hey, I drink a lot of water, and I'll let you know if I need more ok?" I mean, granted this won't fit into every conversation flow, but when you can work it in, I'm sure that you won't suffer as much, and your waiter/ess will notice that you're faring better, both in their tip, and your demeanor.

[–]matjam 5 points6 points ago

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It's not like I carry around a camelpack for dousing the glasses

but how awesome would that be! Seriously!

[–]AMerrickanGirl 2 points3 points ago

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I'd rather run dry at a restaurant than have one of those waiters that refills your glass every 45 seconds and hovers three feet away. Indian restaurants are notorious for this - drives me crazy.

[–]d__p 11 points12 points ago

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nork norknorknorknork

[–]themanwhowas 9 points10 points ago

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I used to go on b3ta a lot, and of all the British slang I learned, norks is definitely my favorite. They mean tits, for those who haven't guessed yet.

[–]AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 8 points9 points ago

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with spicy food that can really suck.

Water and oil don't mix so you're only spreading around the spice when drinking water. Drink milk (lipids encapsulate the chains), alcohol (dissolves the chains) or eat starchy stuff (soaks into and binds) to get rid of spicy stuff.

[–]ChopinLiszt 5 points6 points ago

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This is correct! also when you are cooking something and you use too much chilli, you can just put some milk in it and it will kill off some of the burn.

[–]mapguy 2 points3 points ago

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Are you me?

[–]im37 62 points63 points ago

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Reading all of these makes me want to get a girlfriend.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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I've looked under my bed, in my closet, in my attic but, I cant find a girlfriend anywhere!

[–]JeffreyDahmer 45 points46 points ago

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Check in the freezer.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Nope. Just Uncle Ebeneezer.

[–]NullRefException 13 points14 points ago

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Do it. I know that girlfriends tend to get a lot of shit on Reddit, but once you find the right one, it's awesome.

[–]StillAnAss 21 points22 points ago

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Me too, but I think my wife would get really pissed.

[–]thom5r 5 points6 points ago

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Reading all these make me realise I made a good choice to split up with my ex. So I can pursue another one who will flash me, scratch my balls, make me breakfast, etc.

[–]jenzthename 5 points6 points ago

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Makes me ponder what is so horrible about me, that making breakfast, playing videogames, flashing and scratching balls isn't enough

[–]itsbcos 41 points42 points ago* 

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[–]cadenza6906 18 points19 points ago

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You knew I would read this thread :) Thanks Bri!

[–]narcism 15 points16 points ago

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That's nice of her! She spent all her Grade 6 Art class working on it, I bet.

/I'm single can you tell :(

[–]wasoncepolygon 141 points142 points ago

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my girlfriend scratches my back right before we go to sleep. she smokes pot and plays video games with me. she shows me her boobs randomly and sometimes in risky situations. i need say no more.

[–]sfnuop 15 points16 points ago

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All of the above except sometimes if she's feeling extra generous she might scratch my balls

[–]themanwhowas 23 points24 points ago

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Some people look at me funny when I tell them my girlfriend scratches my balls sometimes. They don't understand how awesome that feels.

[–]PhillyWick 17 points18 points ago

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BRB checking craigslist

[–]muad_dib 11 points12 points ago

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I must try this now. I will report back with details.

[–]pdinc 10 points11 points ago

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I just read Dune for the first time!

Sorry. Complete tangent.

[–]ducttape36 3 points4 points ago

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you dont scratch your balls. you pinch and roll.

[–]Jessica_Rabbit 19 points20 points ago

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Marry her.

[–]ewingfield 9 points10 points ago

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clone her and introduce the clone to other redditors

[–]maxvcore 17 points18 points ago

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Fuck that, have them make out.

[–]wtmh 4 points5 points ago* 

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Yeah my girlfriend scratches my back, she plays video games with me, she shows me her boobs all the...

wait a minute....What's you gf's name?

[–]mistressg 37 points38 points ago

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OP's comment made me smile. That's awesome.

I told my boyfriend about a set of home videos that exist from when I was a kid, and from when my mother was alive (she died when I was 12). I opened up to him that they were all I had left of her, and I was terrified of them getting destroyed.

So he went and bought video capture devices and is going to put them all on DVD for me. I can't even articulate how much it means to me.

Even though that's a pretty big thing, he makes me feel very happy everyday. All I need is a smile and a hug and a kiss and I realise how awesome he is. He's a very kind, caring man and I'm very lucky.

[–]timbojimbo 7 points8 points ago

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Make sure he gives you digital files too. Create copies of the DVDs and digital files, and leave them at another location.

My friend's house caught on fire, and he lost all of his Dad's stuff.

Safe deposit boxes are great for this.

[–]quasarj 4 points5 points ago

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Upvoted because you like a kind, caring man. Here's to hoping other women do too!

[–]unexceptional 4 points5 points ago

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That is really sweet of him.

Also, back up those files on the internet or some other hard drive once he does that; DVDs don't last forever.

[–]Midgers 35 points36 points ago

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Came up behind me last night while I was washing dishes and starting kissing my neck and wrapped his arms around me. Was totally awesome.

[–]stealthname 59 points60 points ago

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the fact that you were washing the dishes is kinda awesome enough.

[–]Midgers 37 points38 points ago

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I made him a surprise bacon,egg and double cheese sandwich this morning when we got up while he was in the shower. No idea how he didn't smell the bacon but he texted me after he left "omg omg omg" after he'd found it in his bag.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Mum?

[–]apriloneil 2 points3 points ago

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Aw, mine does that too.

[–]meganmac 15 points16 points ago

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She doesn't mind that I like being the little spoon when we sleep, and actually encourages it; she says that I protect her all day, so she loves to hold me at night. She then rubs my back till I fall asleep.

Downside: falling asleep without her is nearly impossible.

[–]janey24516 3 points4 points ago

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My boyfriend has a thermonuclear reactor for an internal heating system. On the other hand, my body has not yet learned how to stay warm. The tiniest of drafts of cold air and my body starts giving up and going into hypothermia.

At night I'll try to get as close to him as possible to mooch off the heat.. he hates being warm at night so he'll scoot away.

It sucks.

[–]hawklineroar 16 points17 points ago

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Not care about my missing boob. Yay!

[–]biglucc 27 points28 points ago

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When on vacation a few weeks ago, my g/f and I were swimming. She blurted out "LETS PLAY BARNACLE!" and latched on to me, it made me laugh so hard haha.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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that's genius, love it!

[–]redediter 2 points3 points ago

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I play koala or sloth on land but I don't think he likes it :(.

[–]WillFry 65 points66 points ago

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We were sitting in the common room at my college during lunch. She nudges me and points at this girl with massive tits, bending over to talk to someone, boobs laid out perfectly, and tells me to "Have a good perve at those."

I love how she feels secure enough with me to actively get me to enjoy the sight another good pair of breasts.

[–]whyihatepink 16 points17 points ago

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I'm totally stealing that line.

[–]Ionio 12 points13 points ago

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My wife and I do this constantly. Its awesome.

/internet high-five

[–]epb205 3 points4 points ago

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[–]superdude4agze 13 points14 points ago

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Got one better on you, my girlfriend is bi and points out other women she thinks we should sleep with. She's got a thing for hips.

[–]ninjafoo 7 points8 points ago

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you hit the lottery, you lucky bastard!

[–]dutchmanx86 39 points40 points ago

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Last night my girlfriend came over after dinner and took the computer out of my lap and started making out with me. One thing lead to another, and I found out she was wearing lingerie, making it obvious she planned this sex-attack. Awesome way to start the evening.

Then this morning, I walked into the bathroom, locked the door, turned on the shower and started to pee in the toilet while waiting for it heat up. Suddenly I heard CLICK and the door opened, scaring the living dogshit out of me. I jumped up while peeing, and there was my girlfriend, laughing her ass off, standing in the doorway with a tiny screwdriver she had used to pop the lock. She had assumed I was in the shower already since I turned it on. Something about the image of her in her lingerie standing in the doorway laughing with a tiny screwdriver in her hand still makes me laugh :).

[–]acreddited 26 points27 points ago

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Dude, what if you had been dropping a deuce?

[–]VapidStatementsAhead 18 points19 points ago

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It starts with a "B" and rhymes with pumpkin.

[–]dutchmanx86 5 points6 points ago

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Haha you're right! It would have been quite a different look on her face. Awesome, I'm going to warn her later.

[–]meeeow 20 points21 points ago

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My bf hates sex attacks, its not my fault I want to do it two, three times a day :(

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Be more observant of his moods and work harder to get him turned on before lunging at him. If he's sitting cross-armed watching tv with a blank expression or a furrowed brow, odds are he's not in the mood. If he seems fine and happy though, start with scratching his back a bit. Maybe rub his shoulders one handed for just a minute. Warm him up to the idea of physical intimacy. Don't come on so strong either. Make him think he is pursuing you, rather than you pursuing him.

Also, 2-3 times a day is a lot for some guys. When guys aren't getting it regularly, sex is on their mind all the time. When they are though, they get sick of jumping through the intimacy hoops sometimes. Sometimes I can't stand the amount of attention a girl needs. I just wanna be left alone so I can play video games, pursue hobbies, etc.

You both have needs. Try to meet somewhere in the middle.

Edit: Also, in some cases, if one person has put on a lot of weight since the time they first met, it can be a real drag on sexual attraction.

[–]Bwian 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, nothing like a long hard day at the office dealing with umpteen "emergencies" that have to be taken care of in the next 5 minutes, a commute home, and wanting to just decompress/chill, and all of a sudden you have another person trying to ride you. I mean, I really appreciate it, but sometimes it's just unfortunately bad timing.

[–]tejmin 5 points6 points ago

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"Eww get off me you gushy sex-addicted love monster!"

[–]PhillyWick 8 points9 points ago

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Break up with him. Date me. :)

[–]ConwayPA 5 points6 points ago

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Then break up with him ^ and date me.

[–]parkman47 8 points9 points ago

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Move in After Completion

[–]crazedover 5 points6 points ago

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I'm sure there's some cretin lurking around here with a box of magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds.

[–]kick_it 2 points3 points ago

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you can call me Mantis.

oops i dropped my magnum condoms for my monster dong...

[–]djramzy 7 points8 points ago

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upvote for sex-attack! I LOVE when my GF does that to me.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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This thread really makes me appreciate my girlfriend. Thanks, reddit. :)

It's difficult to think of all the awesome things she does for me. She buys me meals when I'm out of money; she makes me eggs in the morning when we have time; she leaves silly things for me in places I won't immediately find them. She makes joke facebook albums of google search screenshots about me. She gives me sexual surprises all the time, and I never feel anywhere close to sexually unsatisfied with her as a result. She knows just as much about computers and technology as I do and never makes me feel like I'm dating a girl who regards computers as a "guy thing".

Perhaps most importantly, though, she engages in critical thought with me all the time; I couldn't seriously date someone who was incapable of critical thought. Her intelligence is the sexiest thing about her, which is saying something because she has an amazing ass and fantastic tits. She's the most accomplished English major in her class at a fairly rigorous college and has won awards for it. One time I was having a bad day and she said to me, verbatim: "Oh love, something must really be wrong with you today. Look at the spelling and diction in your predicate." With that kind of intellect, every other thing here is just a very, very good bonus.

Lastly: she upvotes my comments with her reddit account and occasionally wears the reddit shirt I bought a long time ago.

[–]hashi_gurl 21 points22 points ago

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upvote.

[–]Duodecim 6 points7 points ago

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Are you his girlfriend?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, she is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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♥.

also, ↑.

[–]TheDuster 22 points23 points ago

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I went backpacking this weekend and when I returned, I discovered that my fiancee had sneaked into my place and did my laundry and made my bed. There's nothing better than a fresh made bed after sleeping outdoors for a couple nights! This is just the most recent, she does amazing shit like this all the time.

[–]Gogo_is_Adlai 45 points46 points ago

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I received a blow job from my significant other in a secluded corner of a childrens library, while she hummed the Good Eats jingle.

Enough said.

[–]besttestersduop 26 points27 points ago

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Sounds like a felony.

[–]parkman47 17 points18 points ago

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creepy

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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I love that show and I think you just ruined it for me. Have an upvote.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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I'm downvoting the crap out of all of you. I just thought you should know.

[–]Maxmidget 17 points18 points ago

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I admire your dedication to your novelty account

[–]Narissis 5 points6 points ago

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Almost as much as he admires all the women he'll never be with.

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[–]quasarj 4 points5 points ago

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And he obviously has an awesome wife! Someone who appreciates this is awesome in my book. This is all I have ever wanted for my SOs, but they never seem to find that to be a good thing.

[–]vsaint 18 points19 points ago

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She walked into the bedroom laughing. I asked her what she was laughing about and she goes 'I just had a really funny fart'.

[–]Miss_mariss87 9 points10 points ago

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My boyfriend made me breakfast at 7:30 this morning even though he doesn't have to get up til ... whenever he wants to. :-) He gets up every morning at 7:30am to make me coffee.

He and I rescued a baby bunny yesterday.

He scratched my legs and arms (Feels really great)

He clips my fingernails.

General wonderful cuteness.

[–]Lucilletoo 17 points18 points ago

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My fiance thinks up a new nickname for me every day and IM's me about what it will be before he heads to class. Today was "Beetler."

[–]barbehque 8 points9 points ago

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On top of everything else she does for me, she puts up with me when I'm having a bad day and will do her best to make me happy. This thread is a great mood lifter. I'm gonna call her right now and tell her how much I appreciate her and everything she does.

[–]ljzmcm 16 points17 points ago

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She pops my bacne, and cracks my toes.

[–]desertsail912 7 points8 points ago

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I upvoted you b/c obviously she cares, but people popping other peoples' zits just grosses me out to no end.

[–]ljzmcm 8 points9 points ago

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Haha, this is a relatively new relationship but she definitely isn't shy when it comes to (for lack of a better word) faux pas. Other examples include combing my beard and cleaning my eye boogers. She just really likes taking care of boys :)

[–]forever_erratic 3 points4 points ago

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Oh man getting groomed is the best.

[–]tejmin 2 points3 points ago

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No truer sign of love.

[–]meeeow 24 points25 points ago* 

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He payed 15 francs for some miso soup just because I was really craving some... Aaaaw!

edit: Also, he has the cutest, most lovable laugh when I tickle him, every time I do it he thinks it's to piss him off, but secretly I just want to hear that adorable giggle so I can fall in love with him a little bit more.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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so i used a currency converter to figure that one out. that's some pricey soup!

[–]meeeow 7 points8 points ago

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oh yeah sorry! It was about 11 pounds, no idea what that converts to in dollars, about 13? Blergh.

Switzerland is so expensive.

[–]Schleem 15 points16 points ago

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I usually wake up in the morning to a text message saying "good morning beautiful." I love this because i puts me in a good mood before I go to work :) I also love to cuddle, and my bf will always cuddle with me and scratch my head.

[–]quasarj 5 points6 points ago

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Upvoted for liking your head scratched.

[–]johnrauda 19 points20 points ago

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wake up this morning with her wearing just boy shorts! no top.. and walking out of my room! ;)

[–]shardsofcrystal 9 points10 points ago

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wait, how is walking out of your room one of the good parts?

[–]Sophocles 20 points21 points ago

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Just yesterday my wife organized a coup to prevent a particularly acerbic individual from becoming president of the PTA. She knows several people who do not participate at all because of this one person, who has managed to consolidate a little power bubble around herself despite being so unpopular with most other parents and nearly all the teachers.

My wife has no desire to be president herself, but working behind the scenes she was able to find another willing candidate, and organize the necessary support to get her nominated. I know it's just PTA, but I never imagined she had it in her to conduct such political machinations.

[–]tejmin 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. The PTA sounds so much like something I don't want to get involved in - but you have to at least go, otherwise you have no say.

[–]PR0FiX 11 points12 points ago

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She bought me Mass Effect 2 and Final Fantasy XIII!

[–]SirVanderhoot 18 points19 points ago

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That's a hint that she doesn't want to spend as much time with you.

;)

[–]AuhsojSivart 4 points5 points ago

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Or that she wants to spend time with him doing something he likes.

[–]franimal61 9 points10 points ago

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Definitely. I love spending time watching my guy play games, I get to rest my head on one leg, and my dog on the other.

[–]Niqulaz 19 points20 points ago

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Sunday: Posted the Facebook status update "[Redhead of my life] is busy killing zombies"

[–]peacejunky 11 points12 points ago* 

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Just this morning my fiance called in sick so he could stay home with me on my day off. I am so happy and couldn't ask for anyone better.

Edit: He's also on his way now to buy me breakfast :)

[–]quasarj 3 points4 points ago

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I was gonna say, if he took the day off to be with you, WHY ARE YOU ON REDDIT?

But you explained, ty :)

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I can think of a handful of things I've done recently, easily.

But this morning, I am struggling to think of anything she's done lately that made me think she was awesome. :(

I'm either unappreciative, or she isn't contributing.

Edit: Upon more reflection, the things I'm thinking of (that I've done) are small and normal occurrences (did her dishes, things for both of us like working on the house, etc). So she likely might think I haven't done anything for her. I will do something special for her this afternoon (flowers).

[–]KashmirKnitter 3 points4 points ago

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I called him an "old goat" last week and ever since then he's been bleating at me randomly which totally cracks me up.

[–]crd319 11 points12 points ago

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For Christmas my girlfriend bought me a reddit shirt and a year subscription to a Home Brewers magazine.

[–]TiltedPlacitan 2 points3 points ago

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Brew on!

[–]victory3108 9 points10 points ago

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I've be traveling a lot for graduate school interviews and he knows I get really stressed from traveling so he's called me from work to make sure I got to the airport on time and that I'm ok. It's just nice to know that he worries about me and will take the time to call from work.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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He walked my dog yesterday so I could come home and get straight to watching the first season of Lost. He actually always does really thoughtful things. I'm a lucky girl.

[–]redstatereddit 10 points11 points ago

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My girlfriend, who is training to become a nurse, noticed that I looked discolored. I hadn't been feeling well all week and she made me go to the hospital where they discovered a pretty serious infection that was causing my body to self-destruct. She more or less saved me a great deal of pain and possibly an organ. Needless to say, im pretty grateful.

[–]soapseason 7 points8 points ago

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my now-wife discovered my then-cancer (she was in med school at the time).

I'm not trying to one-up you, just wanted to acknowledge how important some people can be in our lives. hope you're doing better.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

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On an unrelated note, does anyone else absolutely hate relationship-related abbreviations like "SO"?

[–]LittlBitOfAFullGlass 26 points27 points ago

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I read the title about 4 times before i realized the poster wasn't just emphasizing nothing.

[–]scrabble4cash 8 points9 points ago

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I was going to post something along the lines of

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I find your username and comment combo to be delightful

[–]Rainbowsareghey 20 points21 points ago

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I like SO way more than BF or GF because it's gender neutral!

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I don't because even though I was expecting it, I still read your comment as 'I like so way more than...'

[–]floatingman 3 points4 points ago

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Ugh! Don't me work like SO hard. Reading is like SO tough. That took me like SO many milliseconds to comprehend and for an android that is an eternity.

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[–]midnightmoonbeam 2 points3 points ago

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the paranoid andriod.

[–]Dandeman321 4 points5 points ago

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I've never heard that abbreviation before... Took me 5 minutes to piece it together.

[–]iHelix150 2 points3 points ago

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I actually like SO... it's a nice neutral generic term for (someone you are in a relationship with) that never causes any confusion (I've heard some females refer to non-romantic female friends as 'their girlfriends') or offense (asking someone bi/gay if they have a GF/BF (but using the wrong one for their preference)...

[–]hopscotchking 9 points10 points ago

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We keep score of how many times we fart on each other.

[–]agent4573 11 points12 points ago

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Me and my girl were falling asleep one night while spooning and she farted on me twice and then just started giggling. She thought I was asleep and said "I promise I was gonna tell you in the morning". I just padded her back and told her "good job"

[–]kernjb 9 points10 points ago

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my girlfriend stayed in on a friday night and went to bed early with me when i had to wake up to take the lsat. she woke me up. made me tea and breakfast. it was really sweet of her and she kept me really relaxed... i did really well on the test and i feel like she played a huge role.

[–]evolve81 4 points5 points ago

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You know you're incredibly lonely when you refuse to read any of the comments in this thread.

[–]dragonius 9 points10 points ago

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Ive been dating my gf for 4 months now and she is very aware for my love of science, we had been dating about a month and a half before xmas so for xmas she got me a half yearly subscription to new scientist. Its the best present ive ever received.

recently though we were riding a bus to the city and she noticed i was hell tired so she asked if i wanted to take a nap on her, its the little things that make me realize how lucky i am, and how awesome she is.

[–]babyinthebathwater 7 points8 points ago

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My fiance gave me the monitor to the gaming computer he built to play WoW, because my laptop's screen shit the bed.

His old powerbook is way too slow to run the game, so he had to stop playing WoW so that I can sit on Reddit and talk about how much I like him.

[–]quasarj 4 points5 points ago

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I am horrified for his pain, but quite impressed with how much he likes you.

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[–]shreeemp 7 points8 points ago

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he brings me surprise corndogs. this is my favorite food, not a euphemism.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Actually, now it's both.

[–]shreeemp 4 points5 points ago

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touche

[–]robdag2 14 points15 points ago

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Brought home two of her girlfriends for my birthday surprise.

[–]tejmin 3 points4 points ago

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Err...elaborate? Also, E-Five.

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[–]Jessica_Rabbit 8 points9 points ago

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Sounds like it's time for a change.

[–]MacDuff 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps you should slip it into Overdrive.

Or aren't you an American band?

[–]no_dice 2 points3 points ago

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Richard Bachman is a pseudonym used by Stephen King.

[–]thepurplechair 7 points8 points ago

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i was busy finishing a paper for a midterm, and was being stressed and a bit of a bitch. the bf dipped out saying that he needed to work on a comp sci thing, and he comes back 10 min later with ice cream, tea, and a kiss. i really really love that boy.

[–]enjo13 7 points8 points ago

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In no particular order, my wife of nearly 8 years:

  • She's smarter than me
  • She's incredibly kind. Although she's really shy, she'll do anything for pretty much anybody.
  • She's completely self-reliant.
  • She thinks it makes perfect sense that we both sleep with other people.
  • She's bisexual, which has led to some of the funnest adventures a man can possibly have.
  • She stays in great shape...
  • She lets me do the things I like to do without constantly bothering me to show her attention (see: self-reliant).

She's just incredibly awesome in every way:)

[–]Confucius_says 3 points4 points ago

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Well she gave birth to me and raised me...

Wait no that was my mother.. Oh im so lonely.

[–]fquested 2 points3 points ago

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I was on a 9 hour road trip to somewhere obscure and became geographic potential localizationally challenged (lost). Phoned up my wife. She gave me three sets of directions that would get me to where I was going, and made all three sets detailed and memorable. I chose fastest but hardest to follow, following little tiny backroads. Best choice and best directions I've ever had. She's awesome.

[–]Gurupup 3 points4 points ago

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Last night we found out that my S.O.'s father was coming to come eat dinner with us tonight. I love cooking and entertaining but our apartment is a wreck and I don't want his father to see it like this. It was late last night when we heard so I asked him to wake me up today at 5:30 when he usually gets up so I could clean up. This morning I woke up at my usual 7:30 with him smiling over me and saying, "Don't worry about cleaning up. I'll come home early and do it." He rocks!

[–]asamorris 5 points6 points ago

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most recent...hmmm.

Well, this morning it was particularyl cold in our house, and we decided to take a shower. Our shower is small, so we kind of have to take turns under the water. She was under for a minute, then I took my turn, and I turned and looked at her all soaked but not under the water, and she looks up at me almost shivering with these big doe eyes and in the voice, says "autowash".

<3

[–]janey24516 3 points4 points ago

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I had a gallstone and had to go to the ER. Prior to that, my boyfriend had made 2 trips to Walgreens for Tums and Mylanta, as well as a pit stop to Wendy's for chicken nuggets. (Pregnancy food cravings/aversions are hard to ignore) He also came home with a Get Well Soon balloon. The balloon had an adverse effect and made the abdominal pain absolutely unbearable.

Around 9pm he drove me to the hospital. He stayed at my side the whole time. We didn't get back home until 2am. He had to be up at 5am for work. He didn't complain a single bit and was super supportive the whole time.

He also makes the best fettuccine alfredo in the universe. My love for fettuccine is renowned throughout my family - I won't order anything other than that at an Italian restaurant.

He's a geologist and is super patient with all my childish rock-related questions. The other night I was sleep-talking and asked him to identify something for me. He woke up and was about to help me out until he realized that I was 100% unconscious.

[–]staplesgowhere 4 points5 points ago

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My wife had surgery last week, and was fairly preoccupied the day before thinking about the risks and long recovery ahead. That morning as we drove to the hospital she said to me, "If, God forbid, things don't go right, the kids will have a hard time understanding why I did this to them. I left letters to each of them in the drawer next to our bed".

That night when she was recovering in her hospital room, she told me I could read them if I wanted. My first instinct was to leave them alone and be happy that they'd never be read, but I couldn't help myself. They were the most beautiful words I've ever read. Of all the things on her mind the night before, the thought of leaving her family behind was what troubled her the most. A pretty powerful reminder to me of just how awesome a person she is.

(Sorry, a bit of a downer, but I just had to tell someone)

[–]zarx 6 points7 points ago

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Just yesterday, my gal confirmed she still wants to have more kids, even though she's been the one dealing with the most challenging parts of caring for our current newborn.

[–]misterfalcon 6 points7 points ago

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She rubbed my ears. I have no explanation for why it feels so good, but I immediately turn into a pile of goo when she does it.

[–]partyspasb 5 points6 points ago

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Ferengi! GET OFF MY PLANET.

[–]lightningx3x 21 points22 points ago

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She filed divorce papers.

[–]Mnementh2230 7 points8 points ago

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With her current husband so she can marry you?

[–]jersan 6 points7 points ago

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awwww thats the most romantic thing i heard all day

lightningx3x is the luckiest man

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Sounds lame, but she puts my contacts in in a morning. I have problems with it and it can take up to an hour including 'hunt the lost contact', 'reclean' etc. etc.

Plus she (and my family) forgave me for some nasty shit that nearly ended me up in prison.

[–]GraphicFilth 16 points17 points ago

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she puts your contacts in for you?

Now that's trust.

[–]REInvestor 15 points16 points ago

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Nasty shit? Oooh. Do tell!

[–]bluequail 5 points6 points ago

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My husband just stays saturated in awesome. Tomorrow night, he is bringing home a little milk cow for me, from 300 miles away.

Back when we thought we had a good chance of hurricane Andrew hitting the Houston area (after it had already gone through FL), I was trying to catch my ducks from the fleet. He was using the towboat to chase them up on the bank where I could catch them.

There have been so many things, most of them near epic. But that of all of them stands out so much - it was about 11 pm, the ducks didn't want caught, and here he was using an 800 hp boat that was about 30-35 feet higher than the waterline, and using the spotlights and floodlights to help me round them up.

But he rarely walks out of the house without bringing something awesome back in, and he is a gentleman, always.

I gave this as an example of how he is so considerate of my feelings, and rude instances by others.

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Gives me cuddles before I go to sleep even it cuts right into the middle of his evening since I fall asleep before him.

Buys me potted plants on special occasions so I don't have to watch flowers die.

Carries the groceries home when it's cold so I can keep my hands warm inside my pockets.

[–]MrGreencastle 5 points6 points ago* 

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I hadn't seen her for over a week since we're both quite busy with school etc, we both live with our parents. I often pass out after school since I'm so tired for some reason or another. Saturday evening she surprise-woke me up and crawled into bed with me. She puts up with my laziness, and we're a total geeky couple. It's these little things she does all the time that make me realize how much I love her. She is awesome, and easily the best girlfriend ever.

[–]quasarj 3 points4 points ago

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Upvoted for geeky girlfriend. The best kind evar.

[–]shocore 2 points3 points ago

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And don't forget....I brought you a bajillion snacks :#

[–]crashtestdummyX2 6 points7 points ago

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I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan and my girlfriend knew it. I was at work one day and she surprised me by visiting me at lunch and bringing me lasagna. She did it because of "Clerks"

"You know, there are a lot of fine looking women in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

[–]anusmcgee 2 points3 points ago

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Mine does all kinds of awesome stuff from getting me little kitchen do-dads (I love to cook), to flashing her boobs at me randomly and also in some pretty risky situations and all kinds of other stuff.

Just today she called me into the bedroom so I could take pics of her to post on gw... using a throwaway of course!

After all the bad relationship threads on here, this really helps point out how lucky I feel to have such an awesome, caring, thoughtful and horny girlfriend.

Thanks for making my day, reddit!

[–]acreddited 6 points7 points ago

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She got up early today to make me lunch so I wouldn't be late for work, even though she could have slept in. I would have been late because we were playing left 4 dead 2 until late last night.