Hey Reddit, what do you want your last words to be?

Goddamlitre-o-cola · 1 year

Avenge me

MyPendrive · 1 year

play me off, keyboard cat.

[deleted] · 1 year

If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn't Jesus.

CptAhab · 1 year

... to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

eskimow · 1 year

I have left you my heir in the castle of aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh...

liberalfag · 1 year

Call... the... ambalamps.

coolhandmarie · 1 year

A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN.

MyDongIsLong · 1 year

Respawn in 3...2...1...

cagedWisdom · 1 year

There's always money...in the banana stand....

Evil_Morg · 1 year

"it was totally worth trading my voice for immortality"

Pfiffer · 1 year

Tell my wife... hello.

[deleted] · 1 year

Tell your wife I love her.

rlysrsbsns · 1 year

my only regret... is that I have.. bone-itis

LynchThemDiggers · 1 year

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jmikola · 1 year

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."

– Steven Wright

dcannons · 1 year

Bury me in the ball pit at Chuckie Cheese.

froderick · 1 year

I originally read this on Reddit, and I thought it was quite clever. I'll attempt to paraphrase it.

Just as I am a moment from death, I want to look into the eyes of the person closest to me. Then I'll look them up and down, and say "That is a terrible outfit. I'm sorry, but one of us has to go."

[deleted] · 1 year

RAMIREZ, ESCORT ME TO THE AFTER LIFE.

Ronem · 1 year

"Marines don't die, sweetie. We just go to Hell and regroup."

[deleted] · 1 year

Wikipedia said it was edible.

rubito111 · 1 year

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.

lostonrails · 1 year

"If I'm wrong, I'll see you soon. I hope I'm wrong."

That's the downside to atheism.

MrEastwood · 1 year

I... hid... my... cash... in.... (then drop dead).

JayClay · 1 year

Pull my finger.

tea-man · 1 year

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

bkdeamon · 1 year

"Jesus Christ Mischa Barton, I'm going to have a heart attack if we don't stop fucking soon".

DC12V · 1 year

"Clever Girl.."

Wonderfat · 1 year

It's Morphin' Time!

Brad777 · 1 year

Java is slow just admit it

tomparker · 1 year

Hang on to my stuff from NetFlix...no late fees.........ever.

bkdeamon · 1 year

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

just2quixotic · 1 year

"hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"

elevens · 1 year

"Rosebud."

lenticrow · 1 year

GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

Paralyze · 1 year

</life>

suquamish · 1 year

Klaatu Barada Nikto

[deleted] · 1 year

TL;DR

Lulzicon · 1 year

"You sunk my battleship."

danmit · 1 year

I'm still an atheist!

jeff0 · 1 year

Gazpacho soup!

tthatfreak · 1 year

"The thing's hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of stars!"

hardcrocodile · 1 year

"Gee, that sure was a lot of wild, depraved sex with multiple beautiful women!"

moxiepuff · 1 year

Said to each of my three children, out of earshot of the others: "You were always my favourite."

flawless_og · 1 year

Don't forg...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

KingPickle · 1 year

I'm cumming!

elgdav · 1 year

Die?! Why that's the last thing I'd do!

apostatemonk · 1 year

Fuck you guys. I'm going home.

turduckenfish · 1 year

I regret nothing!!!! [some sort of large explosion afterwards]

Frankium · 1 year

"I never expected to live to be 300 years old"

flashrift · 1 year

"My only regret... is that I have... Boneitis" -That Guy

Velocirapper · 1 year

Seacrest out!

jignha · 1 year

Don't forget to creamate me, dissolve my ashes in whisky, and have everyone at my funeral drink it.

gloomkeeper · 1 year

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

MAN_UP_LOSER · 1 year

Valhalla, I am coming!

anonymisc · 1 year

Oh fuck

gobbo · 1 year

I want to go out peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.

Not screaming and crying, like his passengers.

PD711 · 1 year

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

mistressg · 1 year

Slowly and dramatically:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

rasinbrahms · 1 year

The Game

j0nny5 · 1 year

More... Weight...

longshot · 1 year

I'm not choosing the engineer loadout next round.

ebob9 · 1 year

Oh shit..

_mars_ · 1 year

groovy baby

locke-peter · 1 year

"YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" as I wave my cowboy hat over my head. BOOOM!! <fin>

msghmr · 1 year

...AND IF I'M LYING, MAY THE GOOD LORD STRIKE ME DOWN WHERE I STAND

Drumheld · 1 year

"To infinity and beyond"

Funnestbag · 1 year

"If this potion works I will lose the ability to speak, but my penis will grow to an enormous size."

honorkell · 1 year

Fuck you, whale!

sehro · 1 year

I wonder what this button does?

darkeru · 1 year

Shazam!

phar40h · 1 year

"There is... another... Sky... walker."

EddieVolcano · 1 year

I told you I was ill

minifig · 1 year

So long and thanks for all the fish.

feigndad · 1 year

"survived by his wife and children" ... because I couldn't handle losing them.

narcoleptic13 · 1 year

BOSCO!!!!!

TheGreenBastard2 · 1 year

Zeppelin Rules!

systemsengineer · 1 year

This is the biggest O I've ever had.

davidreavis · 1 year

Hold my beer.

bonusdays · 1 year

I am... Batman.

1 year

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wolf8668 · 1 year

"sup /b/"

TerraByte · 1 year

I wish I had spent more time at work.

nomilktoday · 1 year

I would say something stupid like. "find out what the 28th element on the periodic table is" its nickel so whoever hears that would probably spend a good year or 2 investigating the importance of it and trying to work out why i gave em that clue. Hopefully I would be a spirit (if that does happen) and be amused by it.

TeedleJay · 1 year

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're cruising at about 30,000 --HURK--"

iLEZ · 1 year

One at a time ladies!

pantera975 · 1 year

class LastWords {

public static void main(String[] args) {

System.out.println("Goodbye World!");

}

twingecko56 · 1 year

As I have lived only to spite you, I now die with the same intention.

DingoKidneys · 1 year

"Oops."

RealityTvStar · 1 year

The zombies are on the first floor. Hurry, barricade the door! The antidote is...

[deleted] · 1 year

As I breathe my last,
after feeling for my pulse,
I will say: "It's stopped."

[deleted] · 1 year

[deleted]

VISEN · 1 year

I hid 1,000,000 dollars under the

jackalpha · 1 year

Goodnight, and good luck!

HarlequinNight · 1 year

"at least i died a very improbable death..."

kjizel · 1 year

AND I DON'T WANT A FUCKING MORMON TO BAPTISE ME WHEN I'M GONE!

It's caps because I intend it to scream it...

Also, my wife has standing orders to write this on my gravestone.

[deleted] · 1 year

"Hey, nice tits."

Because I want the last thing I see in this world to be a great pair of tits.

[deleted] · 1 year

I did it for the lulz...

jimbobray · 1 year

The only goal of life is to pass on your DNA. By that measure I achieved life's goal.

JFW37 · 1 year

"Fuck you!"

Nexxxeh · 1 year

Jesus saves but pagans respawn. 5... 4... 3...

Lucsly · 1 year

"gazpacho soup"

beccaebdon · 1 year

Good night, see you in the morning.

Anon5uzzy · 1 year

This was a triumph....

bigfatgeekboy · 1 year

Doh!

NerdzRuleUs · 1 year

Honestly, I want my last words to be
"This life has been great, and a hundredfold more because I got to spend it with you."

Just_4_This · 1 year

"I Love You Sarah."

[deleted] · 1 year

I'm exhausted, but for you Olivia Wilde I'll find the energy.

jooes · 1 year

Something like, "Don't worry, I'm not dying!"

caughtatdeepfineleg · 1 year

best death ever....

andrewinmelbourne · 1 year

This gun is NOT loaded. Look.

Hallucid1 · 1 year

"End quote."

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