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[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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wilderness survival.

[–]mrmojorisingi 3 points4 points ago

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Boy Scouts is very helpful for this. I know a bunch of gay and/or pedophile and/or gay pedophile jokes are likely to follow this comment, but homophobia and atheist-ophobia placed aside (if you can), Scouting was a great way to learn wilderness survival skills.

[–]thatboatguy 5 points6 points ago

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Eagle Scout here, feel fairly confident that if I were to find myself alone in the woods with only the clothing I'm wearing, I could survive and find my way out or just choose to live there.

[–]d0m0kun 28 points29 points ago

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Acquiring shit fuck tons of money with minimal effort.

[–]Codeegirl 129 points130 points ago

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Running. (I'm paraplegic.) I miss it.

[–]psykulor 31 points32 points ago

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And I want to be able to make cyborg limbs. Perhaps we can help each other.

[–]lachiemx 10 points11 points ago

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Dude, i'm serious when i say that if i ever lost a limb in a car / motorbike crash i would dedicate my remaining days to making a COOL ASS mechanical limb that partially or fully reconstruct the functionality of the limb I lost. Then i would pursue some kind of career as a bond villain henchman or something like that.

[–]georgekeele 4 points5 points ago

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There's a company called Cyberdyne (yes, really) who are basically there.

HAL

There's some pretty funky stuff (Iron Man-esque) that's been done for the US Military as well. Can lift 5 times more than you otherwise could.

[–]deeperest 489 points490 points ago

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I want to master the skill of skill-mastering!

[–]TheBlackestManAlive 134 points135 points ago

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Quality wish for more wishes.

[–]AlantheCowboyKiller 55 points56 points ago

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[–]xdavien 22 points23 points ago

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Whenever I think of skill-mastering I think of that machine in the Matrix that uploads skills directly to your brain. That would come in handy.

[–]TheBlackestManAlive 23 points24 points ago

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Woah. I know Kung Fu.

[–]Arithered 5 points6 points ago

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And now we've gotta stop Agent Smith from his most heinous designs, dude!

[–]peahen 71 points72 points ago

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Sylar?

[–]undershirt 11 points12 points ago

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The genie does not grant meta-wishes.

[–]ThrustVectoring 9 points10 points ago

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but can the meta-genie let the genie grant meta-wishes?

[–]brownbat 4 points5 points ago

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Is wishing to be a genie a meta-wish?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!!!....

[–]VSindhicate 7 points8 points ago

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...iiiiitty bitty living space.

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[–]atinasutherland 25 points26 points ago

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I'd love to master the art of my girlfriends brain. Fuck me cause I don't get it.

[–]d0m0kun 15 points16 points ago

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hint: it doesn't follow conventional logic, even though it pretends to.

[–]rtwpsom2 2 points3 points ago

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She wants you to clean up the house, get a better paying job and stop looking at her best friends tits.

[–]Yeugwo 22 points23 points ago

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Blacksmithing.

I keep telling my girlfriend "when we get our final house, I am building a forge". I mean it.

[–]ladyfacejones 97 points98 points ago

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the art of casual conversation.

[–]UpDown 52 points53 points ago

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This should be the title of a book that I am about to purchase.

[–]peahen 10 points11 points ago

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Get a job in food service. A lot of places will, surprisingly, hire you with no prior experience-- especially small, casual mom and pop shops. Start out as an awkward server, watch your skills evolve until you're a fantastic server. It's taken me 3 years but I think I'm getting there...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Canvassing is a much better social skills building job.

[–]DrPollo 2 points3 points ago* 

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How are you doing? For an starter

Or just comment anything he or she is doing, examples I remember: To the girl with the coffee stall, in a very quiet corner of a bustling square: Whoa! How did you got this oasis of calm in between all this chaos?

To the same girl: I used to buy coffee in a stall like this when I was working in (other place) and it was beautiful, do you work for the same company maybe?

To the girls that were waiting for the bus late at night, while I was a bit drunk and eating chips and fried chicken: Hi there, do you know how to get back to (my neighbourhood), it's my first time around. Next: do you want a chip (they did)

To the group of girls sitting with one of my friends, first greet my friend, then ask: Can I sit here? (Yes, of course) How did you know (my friend)?

After starting with one of those, use questions that give you more information about the other person.

Where are you from? How do you know each other? What do you do for a living? (to be always followed by the interesting) What do you do when you are not (over-the-top-description of his/her job)?

If the situation that you are not comfortable with is starting a conversation with a random girl in a bar (which is very difficult), start with normal people you have short forced interactions with (shopkeepers are best). Always start with a greeting and be polite, try to notice which questions lead to boring conversations and which ones lead to fun ones.

[–]catscatscats 62 points63 points ago

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to fold towels really well or possibly the ability to shake trees from a distance.

[–]centipeed 34 points35 points ago

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There are videos about for the first, I'd imagine, and the second is easy with a rope.

[–]brundleflied 16 points17 points ago

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Whenever I see someone with a chin that is lacking, I think to myself "How do they fold blankets?" This applies to large towels.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I like you.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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awww i like you too :3

[–]frozenfire 2 points3 points ago

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I work at a small resort and have folded more towels in the past three years than most people fold in their lives. Need tips? I've got 'em.

  1. Grab two opposite ends, along the long side of the towel.
  2. Bring these two ends together, so the towel is halved lengthwise.
  3. Slide a hand up the edge of the towel, so you have the joined end and the folded end in either hand.
  4. Swing the loose end away from you, straightening the towel, and allowing you to further fold it.
  5. Fold into thirds, widthwise.
  6. Fold in half, lengthwise.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'd rather master how to fold t-shirts. I just can't do it.

[–]Unturned1 40 points41 points ago

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Lucid Dreaming, Think about it, you wouldn't need anything material, just finish up work, go home maybe eat something, fall asleep, and play your imagination like a video game for the whole night. Need to solve a complex math problem? No problem just sleep on it.

[–]NearlifeXperience 14 points15 points ago

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I'm a lucid dreamer. In the majority of my dreams, I just realize that I'm dreaming and decide to control the dream from there. It's pretty great. I don't know how it works for other people, but try to be conscious when you're dreaming?

[–]FearlessFreak 22 points23 points ago

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When I try too hard to 'control the dream' I wake myself up.

[–]moozilla 4 points5 points ago

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Anytime I try to control my dream besides just exploring the environment I go blind (or everything just turns really low res).

[–]alanchow 12 points13 points ago

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I got 'buffering...' instead

[–]metronome 5 points6 points ago

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try not to get too excited about it, it wakes me up sometimes as well

but when you get the hang of it it's pretty cool. awesome sex, superpowers, awesome creativity boost; and all without leaving your bed !

[–]wanderingjew 10 points11 points ago

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Be careful what you wish for. I've had exactly one lucid dream. I was reading about how to do it, and one night, it just clicked. It was awesome; I was master of my domain, so I decided to create a universe. I was a God. Then I woke up and had to go to class at 8 in the morning. I stopped trying after that.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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Lovemaking

[–]notmyfault 71 points72 points ago

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Yes, but in a Twilight zone-esque twist, you would never be able to convince somebody to sleep with you.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed!

[–]BackYardCampOut 12 points13 points ago

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you only need about 90 seconds...

[–]centipeed 7 points8 points ago

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I have thought about this. I realised that even were I suddenly dynamite in bed, I wouldn't get a chance to use it in my current state. I'm the sort of guy who would normally only get sex whilst in a relationship, and I haven't found anyone to have a relationship with in a long time.

[–]snuffaluffagus 107 points108 points ago

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Dual-Wield, my offhand chance to hit is rather poor right now.

[–]ShawnGupta 26 points27 points ago

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I've always wanted to play Area 51 in the arcade with both guns.

[–]grumblecake 95 points96 points ago

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Dude, that'd be a dollar or so. Go live your dream.

[–]KregZlis 15 points16 points ago

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make sure to shoot the first three S.W.A.T. dudes and get the super secret alien powerup to look xtra elite while you're doing it

[–]kor_revelator 5 points6 points ago

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Woah, wait - is this real?

[–]machw 5 points6 points ago

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Yes! It is real!

[–]flarkenhoffy 7 points8 points ago

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But that lowers your defenses considerably. So then it may be wise to put yourself in the back, where damage is slightly less. However, then your attacks are slightly less as well. It's quite a conundrum.

[–]snuffaluffagus 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, but not only would I look bitchin with two weapons, but I would look bitchin with only a -2 on all offhand attacks instead of a -5.

[–]flarkenhoffy 4 points5 points ago

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Can't argue with that.

[–]whydoncha 217 points218 points ago

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Seduction

[–]MRRoberts 162 points163 points ago

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I was going to say "play the ukulele."

So we both have similar ideas here.

[–]apullin 29 points30 points ago

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Seconded. If I could enjoy women in any capacity (which I currently can't), my life probably wouldn't be such a hellish pit of despair and regret.

[–]moozilla 4 points5 points ago

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In case people aren't aware of it:

http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/

[–]johnsonjohnson 16 points17 points ago* 

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Check out the book The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene (of 48 Laws to Power fame). It's terrible, in an ethical sense, but tremendously interesting. Instead of using pop-feel-good-dr.phil-psychology, he uses examples of historical seducers (Napoleon's wife, Oscar Wilde) as well as famous fictional ones (Casanova, etc) and analyzes why their methods were effective. He outlines all the different archetypes of seducers as well as victims; he also has an entire chapter on what anti-seducers are. Essentially, what the book come downs to is that seduction is, all in all, a satisfying of the victim's (the one being seduced) narcissistic desire for security and self-worth. AKA girls that are worth having a healthy relationship with won't fall for these tricks - you'll only end up with the crazies. In any case, I'll look for a free online version somewhere and post it up.

Edit: Here you are: http://curezone.com/upload/PDF/Books/Robert_Greene_The_Art_Of_Seduction.pdf

[–]lapo3399 39 points40 points ago

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TIL Oscar Wilde was Napoleon's wife!

[–]Horatio__Caine 11 points12 points ago

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I came in hoping to see this at the top of the comments and I was not disappointed.

This is also a win-win skill: All women want to be seduced a little more often.

[–]OhZone 19 points20 points ago

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Counting cards. Those guys always seem to have a few dollars laying around.

[–]kordless 4 points5 points ago

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Came in here to say the same thing. You, sir, need more votes. And aces.

[–]mrkleen 93 points94 points ago

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The guitar.

[–]yellarose 94 points95 points ago

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Piano

[–]hemogoblins 38 points39 points ago

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i always give my parents a hard time for not forcing me to take piano lessons as a child.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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It's never too late man, not everyone has to start as a child. If you just want to have some fun learning and playing it, you still can.

[–]imarobot 55 points56 points ago

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Foreign languages

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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Knowing what the hell is going on in my car.

[–]Tom_Odda 25 points26 points ago

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Oh shit, you're talking about mechanics. I pictured you walking out to the car every morning, looking in the window and seeing used condoms, Jello, caged animals, a turkey baster, forceps, spray cheese, dog whistles and a duck.

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points ago

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Self control.

[–]mahnic 185 points186 points ago

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You just couldn't keep yourself from posting that, could you?

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

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I tried (;_;)

[–]booc0mtaco 11 points12 points ago

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You can have a portion of mine; I have enough for about 37 people. Like, the type of self-control where I would hold a cookie right before my lips, then decide I don't need anymore, and throw them all out.

DISCIPLINE!

[–]Beeblewokiba 14 points15 points ago

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Now I really want a cookie.

YOU'RE RUINING IT

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I have...a similar dilemma.

[–]Introvert 2 points3 points ago

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Your username is making me think all kinds of things...

[–]Lincolnius 69 points70 points ago

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well, if we're talking realistic skills, Parkour (free running). That shit would be SO MUCH FUN if i were a master at it, and useful in some odd ways as well.

If we're talking ANY skill, including fictional ones, Mind reading would be fun.

[–]K2J 37 points38 points ago

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Selective mind reading.

[–]rzaireic 35 points36 points ago

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Would you really be a master of it if you just heard everyone's thoughts all the time?

[–]K2J 5 points6 points ago

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True.

[–]LoveAidoru 29 points30 points ago

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Deep throating.

[–]ramsee 21 points22 points ago

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/puts up hand

Would be more than willing to help with this.

[–]IAmTheTodd 15 points16 points ago

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That's odd, my hand went down.

ZING!

[–]MarkCorrigan 66 points67 points ago* 

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Math.

Edit: Make that physics.

[–]TheBlackestManAlive 19 points20 points ago

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Clever, by mastering physics you'd at least near master math, I'd assume, right?

[–]MarkCorrigan 6 points7 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]notmyfault 16 points17 points ago

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Obligatory XKCD reference: http://xkcd.com/435/

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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My grandparents have this taped to their fridge.

[–]KnowledgeKeeper 23 points24 points ago

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Physics is to maths what sex is to masturbation ;)

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[–]Ethan 29 points30 points ago

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Math is to physics what masturbation is to sex?

[–]x3_voodoo_3x 44 points45 points ago

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No, I think he meant.

Noitabrutsam ot xrs tahw shtam ot si scisyhp.

Although, it doesn't seem to make much sense.

[–]thorgodofthunder 9 points10 points ago

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No, I think he meant.

(; uoıʇɐqɹnʇsɐɯ oʇ sı xǝs ʇɐɥʍ sɥʇɐɯ oʇ sı sɔısʎɥd

[–]mucusplug 64 points65 points ago

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Programming in the most elegant way possible in any language.

[–]arkanus 55 points56 points ago

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So math?

[–]foonly 2 points3 points ago

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S-Expressions!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Have it, now I'm 28 and lonely.

[–]areyn7 52 points53 points ago

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Martial Arts, so that I can avenge my murdered family members, bring honour to my fallen sensei's lineage, and sex up a hot asian girl.

[–]lilfuckshit 16 points17 points ago

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Marital arts, so I can comfort your wife and daughters while you're jerkin around in the dojo

[–]wootastik 71 points72 points ago

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Speling.

[–]phrakture 12 points13 points ago

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This is the bset own

[–]Tinned_Tuna 25 points26 points ago

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Flirting

[–]ShawnGupta 39 points40 points ago

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Are you a girl? Laugh at his jokes. Touch him playfully. Don't make it to obvious; for example, tap his shoulder with the back of your hand.

If you are a guy? Then avert eye contact at all cost!

I hope all guys take my advice--thinning out the competition.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I'm always confused about which eye to make contact with.

[–]anothergroom 5 points6 points ago

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that makes Lila double-hot for you

[–]jtjin 3 points4 points ago

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Ploys like that only work if you don't reveal your true intentions!

By the way, I wholly agree with Shawn's advice for the guys.

[–]wesmwatson 7 points8 points ago

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I concur. Additionally, I've found that telling a girl all the different facts you know about a horse's digestive tract is very enticing.

[–]hypnoguy1 4 points5 points ago

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Also, blowing him helps.

[–]Unfa 12 points13 points ago

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I wanna be the very best

That no one ever was

To find them is my real test

To train them is my cause

[–]photosynthetica 71 points72 points ago

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Politics.

Meet those fuckers head-on and beat them at their own game, making the world a better place, and securing my place in history as the dude who saved democracy.

[–]blaspheminCapn 82 points83 points ago

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Nah, you'd abuse it an become just like the rest of 'em.

[–]dclowd9901 18 points19 points ago

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YOU LIE

[–]photosynthetica 11 points12 points ago

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Never!

[–]reluctant_troll 58 points59 points ago

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See? Placating without genuine solution or rationale.

It's too late. You're already one of them.

[–]Equality72521 26 points27 points ago

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We have a country that is run by people who have mastered the art of politics. Most politicians believe, deep down, that every compromise and every bit of pandering they do for their base, is for the greater good.

In order to master the art of politics you need to master the art of getting elected and staying elected. The whole way up you make compromises in order to position yourself for the next office, believing deep down that the damage you are causing is smaller than the good you will be able to do when you obtain a higher office.

Our problem isn't that good people never run for office or that good people do not understand how to get ahead in politics.

[–]VidiViciVeni 2 points3 points ago

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“A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

  • Thomas Jefferson, drafter of the Declaration of Independence and 3rd President of the United States

“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.”

  • John Adams, 2nd President of the United States

“A democracy is a volcano which conceals the fiery materials of its own destruction. These will produce an eruption and carry desolation in their way… Liberty has never lasted long in a democracy, nor has it ever ended in anything better than despotism… Democracy pollutes the morals of the people before it swallows up their freedoms.”

  • Fisher Ames, U.S. Congressman 1789-1797

[–]WetSocks 54 points55 points ago

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Teleportation.

[–]Snapple88 12 points13 points ago

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This would make my long distance relationship much better :-)

[–]jaypooner 25 points26 points ago

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and robbing banks

[–]ItsThatGuy 8 points9 points ago

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and running away

[–]randumbness47 3 points4 points ago

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Well it wouldn't be running anymore, would it?

[–]heidelun 22 points23 points ago

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Drawing

[–]AmandaElvia 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone can learn...just get down the basic concepts, and then you can go in any direction you are compelled to.

These books taught me everything: Drawing from the Right Side of the Brain by Betty Edwards The Practice and Science of Drawing by Harold Speed The Elements of Drawing by Ruskin

So, in basic education there is a system applied to learning things like math...first we learn to count, then to add, subtraction, then division, so on and so forth until we get to advanced mathematics. The same holds true for drawing, only many of us have to teach ourselves the basics and onward. Just do a little drawing everyday, like when your bored, or on the train to work, or sketch the next time you grab a coffee, and you'll be shocked how much you'll learn. You have a voice that will emerge the more you draw. Its unavoidable...

[–]ironicmuffin 11 points12 points ago

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Self-discipline.

After that, you can master anything else you choose.

[–]amoeba108 27 points28 points ago

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overcoming procrastination.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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just sit down and wait until the feeling of procrastination goes away.

[–]d0m0kun 6 points7 points ago

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I suggest he organizes his cds to help prevent future episodes of procrastination.

[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 16 points17 points ago

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Football, basketball, baseball, etc... Pick one. Pay to Skill ratio is quite high.

[–]blazinginsulation 10 points11 points ago

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I'm 25 and I still daydream about being a star shortstop. I need a life....

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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21, and I will never stop. Gave up trying.

[–]myhouseisgod 3 points4 points ago

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what always drives me crazy are NFL kickers. i mean, it's not like they get crazy contracts, but they make good money considering what they do and they can have very long careers compared to most athletes.

[–]duplicitous 8 points9 points ago

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There are tens of thousands of professional athletes in America, of which perhaps a few thousand make enough money to be truly called wealthy.

For every Michael Jordan there are hundreds of players who made a great deal of money for a short period of time and have no real career skills to carry them through their 40's and beyond.

For every ex-pro athlete that's living a mediocre middle-class life there are several who are also suffering from debilitating injury, especially ex-football players.

Every shitty, relatively under-paid and short-career fourth-string nobody in the NFL is an athlete in absolute peak physical condition whose life revolves around training for his sport. He was was the best player on every team he was ever on until he made it to the pro leagues.

And for every one of him there are thousands of amateur athletes who never manage to make it pro, whether it be due to injury, lack of drive, poor genetics or just not being skilled enough.

There skill/pay ratio in most pro sports is shit. The level of dedication and effort combined with straight up having the right genetics required to reach those levels is obscene. Yes, Tiger Woods and Alex Rodriguez are hideously and frankly immorally over-paid by our society but the guys on that level are so few in number as to be insignificant.

Basically pro sports are a scam for everyone but the team owners and sponsors.

[–]lnava 7 points8 points ago

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Knitting. Oh the sweaters I would make.

[–]jodes 7 points8 points ago

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Running. I have always been a crap runner, because my feet turn outwards. My ankles roll easily. Im even a cautious walker for that reason. Also, I've got DD breasts, and my ghods it is painful to jog with those things, even with a good bra. If I could master running, I would feel more physically free, I could get fit cheaply, I could run with my partner, it would be lovely.

[–]klarnax 8 points9 points ago

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just walk or swim then

...and also and post pics!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Forgery

[–]digibri 14 points15 points ago

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stock market investing

[–]arkanus 7 points8 points ago* 

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Here is a secret. According to any academic study on the subject "skill" in stock market investing cannot be separated from random chance and most of those that we perceive to be experts were probably merely lucky.

If you want to save yourself a lot of time you might want to begin here: http://www.amazon.com/Fooled-Randomness-Hidden-Chance-Markets/dp/1587990717 or here http://www.amazon.com/Random-Walk-Down-Wall-Street/dp/0393315290

[–]agby 7 points8 points ago

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Any and all languages, spoken and written.

[–]lyim 5 points6 points ago

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Language.

I would want to master all languages, as well as the ability to learn any new ones.

[–]jessek 6 points7 points ago

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The ability to instantly master skills.

[–]blaspheminCapn 5 points6 points ago

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Plagiarism

Taking other people's work, let's say... vampires, and turn them into douche teenagers, convince everyone that it was fresh and original - and somehow make millions. I'd really like to know how to pull that off.

[–]wbeavis 34 points35 points ago* 

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Baiting. I always wanted to be a Master Baiter.

EDIT: I just think it'd be a handy skill.

[–]d0m0kun 10 points11 points ago* 

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I suggest 12 gauge hooks and plenty of red wigglers, but only if you're serious.

[–]NotMarkus 3 points4 points ago

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I came.

[–]jobjumper 12 points13 points ago

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decisiveness! no wait.... flexibility!

[–]Kaith 6 points7 points ago

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Comforting people who are in pain, both emotional or physical.

[–]Scarlet- 4 points5 points ago

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Extreme stealth for spying and perverted use.

[–]crownofworms 23 points24 points ago

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Self-fellatio.

[–]punspinner 22 points23 points ago

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I like that you said "self-fellatio;" every time i heard "autofellatio" in the past I would imagine someone sucking on the tailpipe of a car.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Hey now- there are DOZENS of us!!!

[–]lostinablanket 9 points10 points ago

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Meditation

[–]pablozamoras 18 points19 points ago

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physical fitness. I'd try to get my body back in the shape it was before I was able to legally drink beer.

[–]Papajdrummer 4 points5 points ago

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I suppose the medicine skill, nice to have the added stimpak health

[–]foonly 4 points5 points ago

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Nah, you'll get tons of stimpaks. Max out Repair, Barter, and Small Guns.

[–]waxcrash 4 points5 points ago

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Baking; as in pies, pastries, cakes, etc. I want to be a master baker.

[–]DROWE859 3 points4 points ago

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Charisma/People Skills, I feel it is the one of most universally applicable skills possible.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Enchanting

[–]dr1fter 7 points8 points ago

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Parkour

[–]Highmax 8 points9 points ago

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to play the violin. always wanted to learn to play but never have the money for it.

[–]adamwho 3 points4 points ago

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Personal discipline

[–]EliezerYudkowsky 2 points3 points ago

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Artificial Intelligence design.

[–]megafly 3 points4 points ago

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BlackJack Card counting

[–]LCai 4 points5 points ago

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Measurement, of any unit, without error. It would be pretty awesome for lab classes.

Of course, you would add 5% to every number in the manual to get extra yield... and consequently a higher grade.

[–]sirbruce 4 points5 points ago

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The skill to instantly master any other skill.

[–]coderascal 3 points4 points ago

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Making my wife feel better when she's down.

[–]ryanmonroe 8 points9 points ago

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Debate

[–]Deeger 12 points13 points ago

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*Rhetoric

[–]FearlessFreak 10 points11 points ago

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semantics

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Not masturbating.

[–]Starblade 6 points7 points ago

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I want to know how things work. I would master that skill.

Next step: Finding other people with unique skills...

[–]MJ13 8 points9 points ago

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Invisibility, and orgasms brought on by thoughtbalone

[–]theoryofevrythng 13 points14 points ago

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Thought balloon? Thought baloney?

[–]RedAlert2 3 points4 points ago

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so you don't really want to master any skills, you just want superpowers

[–]iainmf 5 points6 points ago

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Happiness

[–]ToucheDouche 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Afronanny 5 points6 points ago

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The art of persuasion and conversation. I think really interesting conversations with EVERYBODY could be a ton of fun

[–]BuddyPal 7 points8 points ago

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Ninja

[–]Raticide 4 points5 points ago

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x86 assembly. Yeah I'm a geek. But not dedicated enough to learn it.

[–]jbass357 6 points7 points ago

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explosives but then lock pick is also handy.

aw fuck it, repair.

[–]dreadpiraterose 7 points8 points ago

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Painting

[–]OrangeKyo 2 points3 points ago

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Play anything by ear.

[–]CuilHandLuke 2 points3 points ago

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Lucid dreaming and time travel combined so I could Groundhog Day any day from my own past, both good days and bad days.

[–]notjawn 2 points3 points ago

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I've been playing piano for years, but I wish I just knew every song all in my head ready to play anytime. I'd just go to bars with a piano and get free drinks and tips every night.

[–]OdeToInsanity 2 points3 points ago

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Entropy reversal on a universal scale.

[–]BlockeyBeingOfDoom 2 points3 points ago

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Singing. I truly love to sing. I don't think I'm that bad at it. I tend to do it all the time somewhat quietly and people seem to enjoy it when they catch me, but I'd love to be able to just belt out songs in perfect pitch. Hell of all the things I enjoy in life I think I would truly love most to be a professional singer, especially if I could get by just on that and still have, oh four months a year to be sedentary.

A funny thought occurs to me. The thought of going to a concert, being in a crowd of people with loud music playing, absolutely terrifies me, but the thought of being on the stage with a microphone in my hand, pouring my heart and soul out in song to that same crowd elates me.

[–]raindropsplushead 2 points3 points ago

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Alchemy. Elixir of life and philosopher's stone. I'd be immortal and rich. I can't think of anything better than being a god.

[–]slyfail 2 points3 points ago

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SAP. I've been working with it forever (almost 10 years) along with all the imaginable databases and OS combinations one could imagine, but the more you learn, the more you realize how much you actually don't know.

[–]a1lazydog 2 points3 points ago

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Time-travel. A great skill to have.

[–]sushruta 2 points3 points ago

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painting

[–]rocket_penguin 2 points3 points ago

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Life!

[–]ramsee 2 points3 points ago

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Singing without a doubt.

I always start singing along to my favorite tunes, then stop myself because it's not good enough & I'm interrupting a good song.

[–]PurpleDingo 2 points3 points ago

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Unassisted time travel would be nice.

[–]rageingnonsense 2 points3 points ago

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flying jets