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[–]PerpetualDick 50 points51 points ago

Need.

Coffee.

Now.

[–]projectile2me 53 points54 points ago

Need. Coffee. Right. Meow.

[–]egodeath92 8 points9 points ago

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[–]doctechnical 8 points9 points ago

Note to self - sign Chaoangmoh up for hourly cat facts.

[–]raindropsandroses 7 points8 points ago

aagh your smiley faces are so inconsistent with the direction they go...it irks me.

Also, if you don't care for the OP's cat then downvote the submission.

You wooooooooshed on the coffee joke.

[–]randomlurker82 7 points8 points ago

Last I checked Reddit came with the ability to choose subreddits. Please, please, get a life.

[–]GeladodeBenuron 1 point2 points ago

You don't need much to know this guy is a reddit expert. He has carefully studied what pisses reddit off. Read it again and realize this comment has it all.

[–]KingNick -5 points-4 points ago

Don't say "expert" when it comes to these people...use instead....Reddit Faggot or Reddit Punk...or troll...whatev

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

You would know because your Dad's a faggot.

[–]Woody_R_Harrelson 7 points8 points ago

This is me almost every morning, but one day stands out in particular. It was day 34 of the shoot, and Oren and I had been up all night prepping for the most emotionally charged scene of the movie, which was going to be a nightmare to get through. Just as we're about to shoot the first take, I realise what's missing: coffee. After downing about 7 espresso shots, I did the best performance I've ever done in my life.

[–]PerpetualDick 4 points5 points ago

Is this about Rampart?

[–]Woody_R_Harrelson 10 points11 points ago

Can we keep it on topic: cats and chairs

[–]PerpetualDick 1 point2 points ago

No. You're famous, I went to see your films.

Therefore I am your boss.

Therefore come over to my house and get me a motherfucking beer!

[–]ruinersclub 1 point2 points ago

You should do an AMA.... Oh, wait.

[–]thattallfellow 1 point2 points ago

You'd probably ruin it.

[–]FreeDirt 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much what everyone looks like and does before coffee. "Good morn-HURRRRR WHAT COMES NEXT?!"

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[–]FreeDirt 7 points8 points ago

...this isn't 4chan.

[–]initial_Dad 0 points1 point ago

and a line of catnip

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[–]m1k3072 1 point2 points ago

Why are you doing this?

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 10 points11 points ago

The thumbnail made it look like a baby sea turtle on a finger. Or I'm an idiot.

[–]heyimpro 7 points8 points ago

The back of that chair kind of looks like it is made out of flesh.

[–]MoarVespenegas 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was an arm before it loaded fully.

[–]1-800-bloodymermaid 1 point2 points ago

I thought the thumbnail was a really fat woman in a high heel. The kitten was the heel.

[–]marens 0 points1 point ago

So you prefer skin then?

[–]Weebles_Wobble 22 points23 points ago

[–]ruslan_a 2 points3 points ago

<3

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[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 13 points14 points ago

... explains your limp wrist

[–]Swipecat 1 point2 points ago

It's a half megabyte image without interlacing, so it slowly forms from the top as imgur doles it out, so the "ass" takes a few seconds to transform into a chair.

[–]Fishycustard 9 points10 points ago

If that cat isn't having a life changing epiphany, than I am sorely disappointed.

[–]OIP 4 points5 points ago

I can speak cat, he's saying "I can see it all so clearly! The meaning of life is miaowmiaow miaow miaow1"

1 No direct translation.

[–]doctechnical 1 point2 points ago

It's HouseCat, and he's just realized what's really wrong with the patient. Evidently it isn't lupus.

[–]t-bombr 5 points6 points ago

[–]gountaa 1 point2 points ago

Full derp mod engaged.

[–]eittocs 2 points3 points ago

my girlfriend thought the chair was a butt.

[–]legend233 0 points1 point ago

As did I my friend.

[–]kari1237 1 point2 points ago

My cat is just as derpy! So precious!

[–]uepvup 0 points1 point ago

dat ass

[–]cunninglinguist81 2 points3 points ago

I think your cat had a stroke.

[–]Ticker305 1 point2 points ago

oh hell naw

[–]FenderJazzbass 0 points1 point ago

Str8 loungin'

[–]Ca62 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime..."Elementary my dear Dachshund!" (Crap I need to stop with the mysteries!)

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

Office cat: Staring up the skirt of the hot intern.

[–]IronThighs91 1 point2 points ago

The cat that knew too much.

[–]Dan0y56 1 point2 points ago

Loaded this on phone. Looked like an ass, as it was zoomed in on the top half of the chair.

[–]cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed all day, but I read that title and just died

[–]HedgeMayweather 0 points1 point ago

CEO Cat Meowser assassinated in middle of high-profile merger. More at 11.

[–]Word_to_Bigbird 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly that article about cats having parasites that mess with your brain makes way more sense.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Rofl! Another funny cat post. Nice.

[–]Garol 0 points1 point ago

My cat does that quite often.

[–]colorific 0 points1 point ago

Somebody laced his coffee with catnip! Derp derp

[–]gooddaysir 0 points1 point ago

Your chair's backrest looks like a really REALLY fat ass doing the splits. I can't unsee it.

[–]traudong 0 points1 point ago

cat-suited Peanut

[–]TheGOPkilledJesus 0 points1 point ago

If you need coffee to "wake up" you know you have an addiction problem.

[–]dubrey 0 points1 point ago

I know this doesn't contribute anything to the discussion, but I want to let you know, OP, that I started giggling like a little girl when I saw this for literally around 30 seconds. Though that might be because it's almost 5AM and I'm still not asleep.

[–]somuchbacon 1 point2 points ago

Cats dead, Jim.

[–]urcatsucks 0 points1 point ago

hmmm

[–]KerryAnneK 1 point2 points ago

Epic! I love cats just for the stupid stuff they do.

[–]goeraz 0 points1 point ago

another "watcha thinking about?" cat.

[–]always-right 0 points1 point ago

how is it that I owned two cats for a combined total of 31 years and neither ever did anything this funny? probably because I didn't feed them meth.

[–]EyePad 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my cat that I had to give up for adoption. I miss him.

[–]DaTScientisT 0 points1 point ago

Classic Mondays

[–]Random1027 1 point2 points ago

My only regret... is that I have Boneitis.

[–]iuy78 0 points1 point ago

Haha the back of that chair looks like a butt

[–]IZuStY 0 points1 point ago

"Whatcha thinkin bout?"

"O, just cat stuff."

[–]xdetour 0 points1 point ago

Im a cat Im a cat!

[–]NandDRadio -1 points0 points ago

Stressed Out Business Cat Says, "Get me a 5 hour energy! These TPS reports have to get finished!"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

...you're the guy who writes the memes on college Facebook walls, aren't you?

[–]KerryAnneK 0 points1 point ago

Two points for the "Work Space" reference!!!!

[–]isthataturtle 0 points1 point ago

YOU WANNA BUY SOME HEROIN.

[–]Huntercosts1cent -5 points-4 points ago*

The backrest on your chair looks like an ass. Be glad your chair doesn't look like this. :'(

[–]liquify 2 points3 points ago

WARNING! HIGHLY NSFW / NSFL! Do not click!

[–]Huntercosts1cent -2 points-1 points ago

Well you're not supposed to tell them!

[–]thatfatgamer 0 points1 point ago

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHAT IS THAT?

[–]SEGnosis -2 points-1 points ago

That chair looks like a pair of ass cheeks

[–]BuckNastysMomma -1 points0 points ago

I see you suffer from Melting Cat Syndrome!