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[–]MasterMasturBater 33 points34 points ago

"YOU SEE THIS!!! YOU SEE THIS!!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEE ON THE RUG" then laugh like a maniac.

[–]Nemokles 10 points11 points ago

That rug really tied the room together.

[–]cjoylabelle -4 points-3 points ago

Dude - it really did.

[–]Trick825 -1 points0 points ago

Someone take your rug dude?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Love Bostons! And this is hilarious!

[–]oclivewire[S] 10 points11 points ago

They are the best breed!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

They're so funny! My friend's wife found one at 6 months who had been abandoned on the side of the road. She took him to the pound, and when no one claimed him, they took him home. That was a few years ago. His name is Frank, and my friend tells me stories and shows me pics of his beloved Boston all the time. He also says he never thought he'd want a smaller dog (the couple already had a lab for a while), but then he got Frank and now he wants another Boston. And any time I talk about how I want a puppy, he jumps right in and says, "You should get a Boston." :)

[–]cjoylabelle 2 points3 points ago

Bostons are the best! We had a Lab prior to our Boston and if we were to get another dog, it would be another Boston. Labs are great dogs, but Bostons are incredibly smart and great at mirroring your mood. If you're tired, they're down for a nap. If you want to go on a 5 mile hike, they're down too. It took us just hours to potty train him and he only barks if you mess with him. Walks right next to me off leash - just a perfect dog!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Dammit! Now I want one even more than I did before!

[–]Bortjort 1 point2 points ago

Do it! You'll never go back!

[–]wolfkstaag 5 points6 points ago

You know, I don't even know how my chihuahua/dachshund got trained. I've had him since he only a couple months old, but it seems to me that he's just always been trained. Walks off-leash, stops dead on "stay," comes right to me when I call him, and even leaps from ground level into my arms if I pat my stomach.

I don't remember teaching him any of these.

[–]Anus_Blender 2 points3 points ago

My roommate's dog is like that. He's a medium-sized, light brown mut. If he's laying in my room and I need to put him out I'll just wave out my door at the living room and he'll walk out. I don't think he's ever been trained, but he seems to understand human body language.

[–]jeanpetit 1 point2 points ago

They are the best. I got a two year old male Boston Terrier and I would recommend for any first time dog owner to get this breed. I love my dog!

[–]luisito82 1 point2 points ago

My friend's wife found one at 6 months who had been abandoned on the side of the road. She took him to the pound, and when no one claimed him

really they go like hot cakes were i'm from

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

My friend is still saying he doesn't understand how anyone could have not wanted Frank, but he's glad they didn't cuz he loves that dog like a fat kid loves cake. :)

[–]ExpendableGuy 7 points8 points ago

... So is it a boy or girl? Don't leave us hanging.

[–]cjoylabelle 4 points5 points ago

It's a hermaphrodite - I think that's what the confusion is about.

[–]bbchan 57 points58 points ago*

Your wife is a dog?

[–]oclivewire[S] 50 points51 points ago

You're trying to confuse.

[–]bbchan 5 points6 points ago

God damn it... you got me.

[–]deathlyreaver 9 points10 points ago

Your*.

[–]HigherFive 8 points9 points ago

[–]Affar 0 points1 point ago

Here we go again!

[–]The_Norwegian 1 point2 points ago

YOU ARE WIFE IS A DOG.

Sense. You're maked nothing of it.

[–]Kill_Welly 0 points1 point ago

I could say it but I would lose all respect for myself.

[–]lemon_meringue 8 points9 points ago

Having spent a good deal of time in the company of Bostons, I can say with certainty that the statue has a significantly higher IQ than the dog. The derp is strong with that breed.

Great personalities, though! Comedy gold.

[–]luisito82 2 points3 points ago

huh? mine can sit, stay, come, heel, stand, pee and crap on command, and chase after whatever i tell her to. maybe yours is a little inbred

[–]muchachomalo 2 points3 points ago

Your wife has a very shiny coat.

[–]juice702 3 points4 points ago

Boston Terrier owner reporting in! My guy gives me the "WTF" face quite often.

[–]Tonks11 2 points3 points ago

I've got two bostons and a statue just like this, they are the greatest dogs! :]

[–]420Qween 2 points3 points ago

Haha, the dog's confused.

[–]tarraaa 2 points3 points ago

Holy balls I want. Where did you get her!!!!!!!!!

[–]tarraaa 1 point2 points ago

Ps i clearly decided on the aex

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

This is funny.

[–]layzor 0 points1 point ago

dogdammit. i think i want a boston terrier now!

[–]Bortjort 1 point2 points ago

They're the goofiest breed ever, if you want a silly dog you won't regret it.

[–]layzor 0 points1 point ago

my list of potential dogs are, pugs, Labrador and now boston terriers.

[–]ItsTypo 2 points3 points ago

I want to try this with mine... I am so keeping an eye out at the thrift stores for something similar.

I'm an animal lover too and have never had a small breed dog until my current dog 'nessa' who is a boston terrier as well, I love her to death, the breed rocks.

[–]A_Disgruntled_Texan 2 points3 points ago

I own a Boston. <3

[–]ninjames -1 points0 points ago

I can't. Hahaha...

[–]themonsterpus 1 point2 points ago

I love that the Boston Terrier doesn't move at all.

[–]SpermWhale 0 points1 point ago

Master, my new playmate looks stoned.

[–]Bortjort 0 points1 point ago

Boston Terriers really are the goofiest dogs

[–]slayer1o00 -1 points0 points ago

My Boston terrier ran away when I was eight. Thanks.

[–]WECLO 0 points1 point ago

We have the same statue and our Boston's just growl at it.

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[–]victimized_beta_male -2 points-1 points ago

nigga fuck yo chapstick

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[–]Dangger 0 points1 point ago

no u