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[–]acetylsalicylicacid 100 points101 points ago

The obligatory continuation, "but I'm shaving it for later..."

[–]skelly326 7 points8 points ago

Are you kitten me right meow?!

[–]acetylsalicylicacid 1 point2 points ago

I thought it fit purrrrfectly...

[–]kittonmittonz 2 points3 points ago

Shaving it for later? That's pretty beard...

[–]acetylsalicylicacid 2 points3 points ago

Eyebrows the interwebz a bit and ended up scalping it from somewhere else...

[–]goeraz 6 points7 points ago

haha... pubes!! wait..... what?

[–]gertrudestein 1 point2 points ago

Hihairious.

[–]jtww -4 points-3 points ago

Lol at your fail attempt to make a pun. Classic.

[–]SpecialOops 1 point2 points ago

the landingstrip is cute

[–]Bonsee 2 points3 points ago

Outstanding. Have an upvote for making me laugh.

[–]acetylsalicylicacid 12 points13 points ago

Be sure to read it in Sean Connery's voice...

[–]bryanwithawhy 5 points6 points ago*

Well, the game is afoot. I'll take anal bum cover for 7,000.

[–]acetylsalicylicacid 4 points5 points ago

And your wager is... "I'm sorry Alex..." Okay... And your answer was "Trebek is a fruit."

[–]Jackpot777 5 points6 points ago

"The penis mightier."

[–]k80k80k80 35 points36 points ago

Lemme guess- his name is "Groucho"

[–]Retaliation- 6 points7 points ago

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

[–]Grantagonist 16 points17 points ago

I'd go with "Sellick." Or "Magnum."

[–]k80k80k80 10 points11 points ago

It goes beyond the moustache- his very essence is Grouchoesque.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 25 points26 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/syRpR.jpg

[–]k80k80k80 7 points8 points ago

I rest my case, Your Honor.

[–]KingToasty 4 points5 points ago

The Court finds k80k80k80 correct in the Groucho assumption, with evidence by IsomorphicAlgorithm.

[–]sonofslackerboy -1 points0 points ago

DING DING DING 'Magnum' is the secret word.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Came to the comments just to say this. His name HAS to be Groucho.

[–]otakuman 3 points4 points ago

CTRL-F, Groucho

Wasn't disappointed.

[–]stanfan114 1 point2 points ago

OOO OOO OOO!!! MR KOTTAH MR KOTTAH!

[–]foreverisnever 0 points1 point ago

Kitler?!

[–]RHandler 17 points18 points ago

"How do I invaded Pawland?"

[–]tinparrot[S] 12 points13 points ago

How does I invaded Pawland?

FTFY

[–]Ven0m831 3 points4 points ago

So brave.

[–]BumbleTummy 21 points22 points ago

               Say the secret word and win a 100 dollars!

                   OUCHOMA         MARXGROUCHO
             RXGROUCHOMARXGR      ARXGROUCHOMARXGROU
         HOMARXGROUCHOMARXGR   HOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUC
       RXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHO   XGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGRO
   OMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCH  ARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUC
   CHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGR   HOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROU
  OMARXGROUCHOMARXGR      ARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMA
  ROUCHOMARXGROU             OMA   ROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROU
  OMARXGROUCH                               CHOMARXGROUCHOMAR
   CHOMARXGR                                ROUCHOMARXGROUCHOM
   XGROUCHO                                   RXGROUCHOMARXGROU
    CHOMAR                                     UCHOMARXGROUCHOM
      CHO                                       OUCHOMARXGROUCHOM
                                                RXGROUCHOMARXGROUC
                               HOMARXGRO        GROUCHOMARXGROUCHO
            ROUCH            MARXGROUCHOM       CHOMARXGROUCHOMARX
       MARXGROUCHOM        HOMARXGROUCHOMAR     CHOMARXGROUCHOMARX
   OUCHOMARXGROUCHO       UCHOMARXGROUCHOMARX   UCHOMARXGROUCHOMAR
  OUCHOMARXGROUCHOM       CHOMARXGROUCHOMARXG    HOMARXGROUCHOMARX
   XG      MARXG            OUCHO ARXGROUCH       OUCHOMARXGROUCH
  ARX      OMARX  OU       GR     MARXGRO          OUCHOMARXGROUC  MARX
  U       GROUCHOMA       HO     ROUCHOMARXG       ARXGROUCHOMAR   O   OM
  A      C  MAR   O       X     H         C         UCHOMARXGRO   OM    RO
  O     ROU     RXG       A      C        O          OUCHOMARX   UCHO    G
  CH      R    OM         O       U     RXG           ROUCHOM   GROUCHOMA
   XG                     GR           OU     RXGROU    ARXGR  CHOMARXGR
    MA        OM           ARX        AR     CH    XG      MARXGROUCHOM
     OMA     UC              ARX     HO      O      RX     H  ARXGROUC
       OMARXGR                 ARXGROU       G       AR    U HOMARXGR
             U                               OU       GR   HOMARXGROUC
             A                 C              ARXG     OM  XGROUCHO  R
             UC               RXGROU             O      OUCHOMARXG   CH
              UC       ROU   MARXGROU            H         CHOMAR     C
               HO     ROUCHOMARXGROUCH           OM        HOMARXG    HO
          OMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGR           OU       GROU  O     ROU
          UCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMAR            GR        X   U       G
          GROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHO             R        M  XG       A
          XGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUC       ROUCHO A        O AR        M
           XGROUCHOMAR   OUCHOMARXGRO       XG    H M        HOM        HO
                                        RXGROU    ARXG        RX        A
                        UCHOMA         MA    OU      XG                OM
                      OUCHOM          MA      CH                       M
                         CHOM        HO        CH                     HO
                            R        M  XGR                           M
                                     H    XG                         CH
                                     OMARXGR                        CH
                                      X                            OM
                                     RX                            OM
                                    MA                            CH
                                   CH                             O
                                  CH                             OU
                                 MA                              O
                               XGR                            ARXG
                             OUC                         ARXGRO
                             O                         OMA
                             O                        HO
                             XG                      RO
                              OM                    OM
                               C                   OU
                               X                   A
                           GROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGR
                           GROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGR
                           GROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGR
                           GROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGR
                           CHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCHOMARXGROUCH

[–]tinparrot[S] 8 points9 points ago

FaaAAAAAABBulous.

[–]Peaches666 2 points3 points ago

Lydia.

[–]Veggieleezy 2 points3 points ago

Oh Lydia.

[–]BumbleTummy 1 point2 points ago

No, I'm sorry. We're looking for bowlegged ladies, not tattooed.

[–]3lmoroflcopter -1 points0 points ago

/r/irrelevant. NUFF SED

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 1 point2 points ago

Digg.

[–]cantthinkofaname 0 points1 point ago

Secret word is "Penis". It always is. Will post PayPal link for the $100

[–]SgtSloth 4 points5 points ago

He belongs here.

[–]Uberrees 0 points1 point ago

Or here:

/r/catswithmoustaches

[–]IsABot 1 point2 points ago

I now have you tagged as "misspells subreddits." Shame on you for getting my hopes up.

[–]Uberrees 1 point2 points ago

It's a real subreddit, but I'm a bad speller

[–]NineteenthJester[!] 1 point2 points ago

/r/catswithmustaches

Here you go.

[–]doctechnical 4 points5 points ago

"Have you any Grey Poupon, old bean?"

[–]kandowontu 3 points4 points ago

Belongs in /r/catswithmustaches :D

[–]sirZofSwagger 2 points3 points ago

Looks like a "Tom Tucker" to me

[–]Actinopterygii 0 points1 point ago

I really hope that kitty's name is Charlie

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

Groucho?

[–]honestchippy 1 point2 points ago

He ate too many of these: http://i.imgur.com/8jNRj.jpg

[–]chilidog32 1 point2 points ago

i was going to add to the joke...i'll shave it for later

[–]T_Mucks 1 point2 points ago

Groucho Marx visited Reddit once before... not calling it a repost, more of an old black-and-white classic.

[–]Hip-Hopster 0 points1 point ago

Please, please tell me he's named Groucho.

[–]preh 0 points1 point ago

dunno, looks like he's shaving it for later.

[–]johnnyandross 0 points1 point ago

I'm calling him Burt. We shall have many adventures!

[–]Kickenkitchenkitten 0 points1 point ago

Groucho!

[–]tinyandawesome 0 points1 point ago

Too cute!

[–]JohnCoffee23 0 points1 point ago

More of a Burt Reynolds stache than a Hitler stache

[–]NinjaNorris110 0 points1 point ago

If there was a corrupt cop in My Little Pony, This would be it.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

Groucho Cats
Edit: I have officially fallen to the hive mind.

[–]jdf16 0 points1 point ago

pretty kitty.

[–]iamMotherfuckerJones 0 points1 point ago

Hitler Cat

[–]NIZKDEE 0 points1 point ago

Kitler

[–]terriblehuman 1 point2 points ago

Stalin Cat?

[–]cafrunista 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly!

[–]CaveWitch 0 points1 point ago

Surely the kitten's name is Selleck, yes?

[–]panzermeyer 1 point2 points ago

Stalin cat.

[–]infernalspawnODOOM 1 point2 points ago

You've missed out on a glorious opportunity if you didn't name that cat Magnum PI.

[–]bysloots 1 point2 points ago

The tongue barely peeking out is the best.

[–]chilly_water 1 point2 points ago

Freddie Mercury of cats...

[–]Tendy 1 point2 points ago

kinda looks like there's a little penis on his face....fricken adorable cat

[–]Kielo_Van 0 points1 point ago

The ears!

[–]DooDooBrownz 0 points1 point ago

chaplin or hitler?

[–]skillet42 0 points1 point ago

Aww, he should be named Tom Selleck.

[–]underbridge 1 point2 points ago

Disagree, my good man. Beebedabopbop GOULET!

[–]bumblebeerose 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a cute little gremlin!

[–]tarraaa 0 points1 point ago

Omg this is amazing!!!

[–]lordyloo 0 points1 point ago

I am kinda hoping his name is Mr. Mewstache. (collective groan)

[–]static_shock_in_blue 0 points1 point ago

Kitler! Well, a new one anyway

[–]luigisfuckingpeach 0 points1 point ago

That cat is b-e-a-uuutiful!

[–]shawster -1 points0 points ago

Whoever posted this is friends with me on facebook.

[–]tinparrot[S] 0 points1 point ago

False! I do not have a Facebook.

[–]Galtego 0 points1 point ago

neither does he have any friends

[–]tinparrot[S] 0 points1 point ago

You accidentally some words.

[–]shawster 0 points1 point ago

meh, could have just wrote "NOR does he have friends."

[–]shawster 0 points1 point ago

I see. Well someone on my fb posted this picture implying it was their cat.g

[–]tinparrot[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nope nope nope.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Yes. And ... Yes. Love this kitty.

[–]muhltrayne 0 points1 point ago

Kitty's name should be Borat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is this cat name Sean Connery ?

[–]Eighthsin 0 points1 point ago

I goatee answer for you.

[–]captain_merica 0 points1 point ago

looks like young Einstein: http://the-youngeinstien-club.webs.com/einstein.jpeg

[–]pyrosheep 0 points1 point ago

I have a shirt that says "I mustache you to conserve" with the earth on it. The earth has a top hat and a monocle. It's my favorite shirt.

[–]poonoodles 0 points1 point ago

He needs a little kitty monocle to go with that debonair stache!

[–]julybelle890 0 points1 point ago

That little kitty has been hitting the nip hard, look at those pupils!

[–]youngjeezyvsgbush 0 points1 point ago

First thing I noticed. Those things are huge even by cat standards.

[–]filskit 0 points1 point ago

mother of god that is fucking adorable D:

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Where is the "I did Nazi that coming" comment? It's always around. Back to searching, I guess.

[–]a_cat_not_a_puppet 0 points1 point ago

(Magnum+Groucho) Magcho Kat.

[–]etan_causale 0 points1 point ago

Post it on www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

Yes. This website exists.

[–]AzenKaz 1 point2 points ago

What do you want meow?

[–]ringerbrat 0 points1 point ago

WANT.

[–]liquidfaucet 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god he reminds me of Steve Martin.

[–]the-nub 0 points1 point ago

". . . What's your opinion on the Jews?"

[–]Themlizards 0 points1 point ago

That cat has a fucking mustache. Upvote, Upvote, Upvote!!!... Welcome to reddit.

[–]fanifan 0 points1 point ago

reddit!... Y U NO let me upvote more than once

[–]JKSacha 0 points1 point ago

aww mustache kitty! or penis kitty?... not sure.

[–]xiaou 0 points1 point ago

ITS A ME, MEOWRIO!

[–]scootrpoot 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me his name is Pistachio...

[–]etherghost 0 points1 point ago

he's saying: "please to stop the touching of the me"

[–]Le_Jonny_41293 0 points1 point ago

mustache you say? Well I say Penis

[–]Shpoohoo 0 points1 point ago

(＞人＜;)

[–]anchortoyou 0 points1 point ago

AWWWWW! SO ADORABLE! :3

[–]DoesntLikeCats 0 points1 point ago

still dont like it

[–]redgreenpaper -1 points0 points ago

i would kill it now before it ruins the gene pool

[–]StupidFuckinCats 0 points1 point ago

Nobody cares to see your stupid fuckin cat.

[–]str8trollin 0 points1 point ago

. . . never mind, I'm just kitten.

[–]Geaux 0 points1 point ago

If you don't name that cat "Groucho" you're hopeless.

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

It's a Me!

[–]beanzerz 0 points1 point ago

There are tears in my eyes.

[–]BitchSlapCoatRack 0 points1 point ago

Puns and cats. Rarely good.

[–]awesomebad 0 points1 point ago

He looks a little like hitler

[–]Lady_Phoenix_86 0 points1 point ago

The result of sniffing too much permanent marker.

[–]CoupledPerfect 0 points1 point ago

omg omg omg the cutest freaking baby keet EVER. Please... please.. give it to me.

[–]YouLostThe 0 points1 point ago

Mustaches make everything better, your argument is invalid.

[–]gertrudestein 0 points1 point ago

so cute..

[–]vixxn845 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed for like ten minutes. Every time I look at the picture I'm struck by one of the ridiculous features...the stache, the wild eyes, the tongue hanging out a tiny bit. Oh god. Thank you, I needed this laugh

[–]SirVic -3 points-2 points ago

Something smells like shit

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