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[–]Tockevi 60 points61 points ago

Whoa, doesn't a cat go bad after 2 months?

[–]FreeDirt 3 points4 points ago

Did you see the picture?? Looks like that cat has some extra preservatives in her! She looks like she can last a few more months, at least.

[–]terranitup 1 point2 points ago

I'm on your fridgez drinkin yo milks

[–]Mystery_Hours 1 point2 points ago

Who likes orange soda?

[–]Kellianne 0 points1 point ago

You need to use that cat or freeze it within three days.

[–]tomdickandbarry -2 points-1 points ago

You could call it a

puts on sunglasses

COLDCAT!!!

AWWWW YEAHHHHHH

[–]poopantspie -1 points0 points ago

roflmao cold cut, cold cat, i getz it i getz it.

[–]A_Tattooed_Biker -3 points-2 points ago

I was going to reply, "You should definitely not keep anything in your fridge for 3 months.

[–]ABigScaryThing 1 point2 points ago

I was going to reply, you already replied, "You should definitely not keep anything in your fridge for 3 months.

[–]L-Duderino -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Noigel_Mai 19 points20 points ago

I would fire you as my room mate in a heart-beat. Leaving the cap off the milk is a serious offense.

[–]orzof 4 points5 points ago

Are you blind?! It was clearly the cat.

[–]no1_vern 1 point2 points ago

Cats(even kittens) always put the top back on the milk jug!

[–]UmberGryphon 14 points15 points ago

No, no, no. Kittens go in the vegetable crisper.

[–]alance 7 points8 points ago

No Sir! Kittens belong in the bread box!

[–]BUNGL3 18 points19 points ago

Hair on my food is ADORABLE!

[–]BlueBusDriver 9 points10 points ago

As well as specks of cat feces. So cute!

[–]tinyandawesome 12 points13 points ago

You lost the cap to your milk!

[–]danvis3 8 points9 points ago

i see you work in a chinese restaurant

[–]gimpel 5 points6 points ago

Kitten get out of the refrigerator. You are not a snack.

[–]Swordfish08 1 point2 points ago

... Or are you?

[–]maryTHEwretched 0 points1 point ago

I just died seeing this. Fyi.

[–]goodluckophelia 0 points1 point ago

So adorable.

[–]Fantasticriss 5 points6 points ago

lady you're going to get brain parasites

[–]klr390 2 points3 points ago

That's one cool cat...

[–]dpace86 0 points1 point ago

a cha cha cha cha cha!!

[–]TheOneArmedMan 1 point2 points ago

I also like to keep my kittens refrigerated.

[–]Piratiko 3 points4 points ago

Cool.

[–]Bonsee 0 points1 point ago

"Where do you guys keep the Tuna?"

[–]Aphrodesia 1 point2 points ago

Aww, so adorable! Is it siamese/tabby mix? Looks a lot like my kitten which is weird because I think they're pretty unique! If that is a male, they must breed.

http://i.imgur.com/NBoJc.jpg Excuse the picture. It's the only one I had readily uploaded on imgur. Don't judge me.

[–]eclecticfield 1 point2 points ago

kittens always go down best with some Sunkist

[–]BloodCreepin 1 point2 points ago

Sunkist represent.

[–]OneArmedNoodler -1 points0 points ago

Well, that went better than expected.

[–]r0x0x 1 point2 points ago

Why is there no cap on your milk savage?

[–]dontfollowme 0 points1 point ago

"cool!"

[–]orzof 1 point2 points ago

This will not keep your cat from aging.

[–]IamMeeks 0 points1 point ago

I prefer my cats fresh, not frozen

[–]ThePiggle 0 points1 point ago

Why do you not have a lid on your milk bottle?

[–]scififaninphx 0 points1 point ago

As a cat attractant?

[–]kjoeleskapet 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate the Squirt part. Combine Squirt with Boodle's Gin. You get Boodle's and Squirt: best drink ever.

TRY IT.

[–]kittenkat4u 1 point2 points ago

you just brought back horrible memories. thanks for that. :(

[–]cricket420 0 points1 point ago

This cat is named Susan!! She lives in my building :)

[–]fluffypotato 1 point2 points ago

You know they stay fresher if you keep them in the freezer, right?

[–]scififaninphx 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. Upvote for you, mind thief.

[–]everytuesday 0 points1 point ago

Lol!

[–]notagain987 0 points1 point ago

Why is he in a fridge?

[–]reiverbell 0 points1 point ago

kitten-it's what's for dinner!

[–]canuck_rob -1 points0 points ago

Don't question me why but I use to as a kid I put my cat in the fridge just because.

[–]manofsea 0 points1 point ago

How did the cat get in there, it's cold, it's like cat replent, unless there toes.

[–]rabidferret 0 points1 point ago

This is my cat, Sinatra, and this picture is off my Facebook. I took it right after I got her. WHY ARE PEOPLE WHORING MY CAT FOR KARMA?!?!?!

(She's a little over 1 year old now, pretty fat, kind of a bitch.)

[–]Thunderkleize 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted every post having to do with Sunkist...

[–]Auspants 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here OP: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

[–]Gnometard 0 points1 point ago

Does it keep the pussy fresh? I let mine roam freely but it smells bad.

[–]Kirkenjerk 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's safe for milk jugs to be missings their lids.

[–]feline_wiles -1 points0 points ago

My little guy loves going in the refrigerator also! in fact I have to check every time I close it to make sure he has not climbed in

[–]FuzzeeLumpkins 0 points1 point ago

That kills the kitten.

[–]danmw 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: If you put a siamese cat in the fridge, it will turn dark like the ends of its tail/feet/face, as its fur is thermochromic.

[–]initial_Dad 0 points1 point ago

"Will I be a kitty longer if I live in here?"

[–]BrianTheLady 0 points1 point ago

climin in yo fridgiz, znatchin yo lunchmeat up

[–]Armor_For_Sheep 1 point2 points ago

Cat thinks, " I'm going to poop in here when you check to see if your picture is cute enough for the internets."

[–]kidred2001 -1 points0 points ago

It's time to play "What Chinese buffet is this?"

[–]Ryugi 1 point2 points ago

WOW. Your kitten looks just like one of the ones in a litter I rescued from my back yard. Do you live in California, by chance? We only managed to keep one kitten, the rest were adopted out.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 0 points1 point ago

That is one Cool Cat!

[–]SHINYSUITMAN 1 point2 points ago

[–]jesusmcpenis -1 points0 points ago

[Obligatory "eating pussy" joke]

[–]Chrimbus_special 1 point2 points ago

ooooh...Sunkist

[–]gstatty -2 points-1 points ago

not sure if worms or grains of rice.

[–]hllycrapmetoo -1 points0 points ago

Look how cute toxoplasmosis gondii is in the fridge.

[–]ajw827 -2 points-1 points ago

Don't let him drink that pop. It's bad for him.

[–]PinheadX -2 points-1 points ago

contrary to popular belief, they don't stay fresh this way.

[–]CadsRJC -2 points-1 points ago

Where's the "3 month old kitten in a microwave" picture?

[–]JohnCoffee23 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh yeah, that's gonna cook up real nice...

[–]vitaminC-4 0 points1 point ago

Refrigerator-kitten is looking for that purple stuff.

[–]Unicormy 0 points1 point ago

Keeps it fresh for later consumption.

[–]greasywiener 0 points1 point ago

That's one cool cat.

[–]Uncle-Jemima 0 points1 point ago

So thats why there's cat hair in all my food.

[–]Ciaran54 0 points1 point ago

I, for one, am surprised that it has not cultivated mould as of yet, you probably shouldn't eat it though, you can never be too sure with cats.

[–]dmgb 0 points1 point ago

that cat is CUTE.

[–]Damasticator 0 points1 point ago

Straight chillin'.

[–]Sashadoggy 0 points1 point ago

Read it as "3 month old kitchen in the refrigerator". Had a very different image before clicking on it.

[–]blueyedlvrx01 0 points1 point ago

Is that a lynx point siamese kitten??

[–]droneprime 0 points1 point ago

"Where's the Sunny-D?"

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

The title scared the shit out of me.

[–]Duffong 0 points1 point ago

You're getting the crazy all over your food.

[–]bobbisonb 0 points1 point ago

WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL ENCHANTED LAND!?

[–]IsABot 0 points1 point ago

But where are all the cheezburgers???

[–]darkbridge 0 points1 point ago

Hrmph, I'll look but I don't think cat pictures are really that cu
AWWWWWW

[–]Milpooool 0 points1 point ago

"Let's see, we got OJ, Purple Stuff, Soda, Sunny Delight, Kitten."

[–]bport 0 points1 point ago

"It's so cool in here!"

[–]uepvup 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes mr bigglesworth before the long hibernation.

[–]acb718 0 points1 point ago

Thank god for the thumbnail.

[–]LeDazMeister -2 points-1 points ago

I read that as 'Old kitten in the refrigerator for 3 months' O.O

[–]sbannon -2 points-1 points ago

D-licious

[–]xxxina -2 points-1 points ago

my cat likes Squirt too!