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[–]Apollo64 444 points445 points ago

Half the comments are going to be about Roller Coaster Tycoon.

You evil genius.

[–]wave517 60 points61 points ago

Most put reddit on in the background, but not you. Well played sir, well played.

[–]kerpocky 36 points37 points ago

Based on the comments of your park guests, perhaps not so well played after all...

[–]Hunkel 35 points36 points ago

A cat playing roller coaster tycoon. what do you expect ? They don't have thumbs !

[–]fatcat2040 6 points7 points ago

That game stole my childhood. No regrets.

[–]faceplain 13 points14 points ago

Honestly, I think this is my new favorite reddit post of all time.

OP, you have changed my life.

[–]treeturtle 23 points24 points ago

Man, you need to branch out a little. Perhaps you should leave the front page sometime.

[–]a_lot_of_fish 75 points76 points ago

I name my pets after their purposes too!

[–]ookle 114 points115 points ago

My cat's name is Mittens!

[–]a_lot_of_fish 47 points48 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]cry_moar 38 points39 points ago

ಥ_ಥ

[–]sub_o 6 points7 points ago

Wait, I named mine 'Pussy' .... sheeeeeeet

[–]Hibbitish 2 points3 points ago

My cat's name is Kitty Cat. I guess we did a good job.

[–]chelleshock20 521 points522 points ago

Rollercoaster Tycoon FTW!

[–]dybuell 203 points204 points ago

My upvote went to RCT, not the cat - though she is cute.

[–]remotehuman 158 points159 points ago

The REAL RCT. None of that RCT3 shit

[–]_imagination 59 points60 points ago

RCT3 made me go WTF. The controls in it are HORRID.

[–]TheGullibleParrot 57 points58 points ago

And you cant even kill anyone...

[–]abadphilosopher 7 points8 points ago

I know! half the fun was setting up moustache twirlingly evil rollercoasters that launched people to their death and charging 5 bucks to go on it...

[–]firefighterr 5 points6 points ago

Agree! RCT3 was terrrrrible! I was just thinking of playing RTC2 again the other week. Awesome game!

[–]zman0728 28 points29 points ago

Hell yeah, I bought RC2 a few months back on GOG. I spent a good two weeks just cramming through the missions...gonna get back to that now! XD

[–]BritishHobo 24 points25 points ago

RC2 is on GOG? Fuck you, I'm already gone.

[–]_deffer_ 14 points15 points ago

posting this in italics so it seems stealthy and so people don't start thinking I'm an internet noob... but what is "GOG"?

And also - is RCT2 better than the first? I played the first when it came out, and I loved it - I've heard RCT3 was pretty rough - where does RCT2 fall? Better/worse than the first?

[–]Dra9on 15 points16 points ago

gog.com rct2 is rc1 but better.

[–]AngryByte 6 points7 points ago

gog.com, it stands for Good Old Games. Dos games rebuilt to work on windows and the like.

[–]ravish261[S] 11 points12 points ago

right on! i got RCT for $2.97 at the Goodwill, was in original box with all the contents. Then a week later picked up the 2 expansions on 1 CD at the same Goodwill and talked them down to $1 cause it didn't have a box or manual.

[–]fatcat2040 8 points9 points ago

lol @ haggling at a thrift store, not that I've never done it.

[–]Elda_Taluta 4 points5 points ago

I can honestly say never in my life have I given mind to haggle at a thrift store.

[–]crankygeek 25 points26 points ago

*goes to find old Rollercoaster Tycoon CD-ROM.

[–]nanookthedog 6 points7 points ago

i hope you still have the installation code that they expect you to keep around for years. fuck.

[–]RaptorATF 15 points16 points ago

I don't remember any of them having an installation code...

[–]crankygeek 4 points5 points ago

A few years ago I went through all of those pamphlets, jewel cases, etc. and copied all the keys into a text document. Gained quite a bit of closet space.

[–]IamAhamsterAMA 15 points16 points ago

I just wrote them on the disc in magic marker.

[–]AngryByte 14 points15 points ago

Is it difficult to grip a magic marker? (seeing as you're a hamster)

[–]IamAhamsterAMA 11 points12 points ago

I sit on my butt and hold the marker with my front paws, while I steady it with my back paws. It takes a while, but it gets the job done!

[–]tallestnebraskan 15 points16 points ago* 

Did anybody else build underground go-cart tracks? also fuck the log flume

*Edit, just found my old copy of RCT, along with Zoo Tycoon, Sim Tower, and Brood War, might be done with Reddit for tonight

[–]Helen___Keller 17 points18 points ago

adorable cat AND rollercoaster tycoon!

[–]etical 14 points15 points ago

The perfect karma storm.

[–]countingtoinfinity 7 points8 points ago

Oh god! Now I have to reinstall it...

[–]C250585 6 points7 points ago

My wife plays RCT too. Must be a wife thing.

[–]naked_ditchdigger 38 points39 points ago

Jesus Christ that is a cute cat.

[–]Thebrightside1 30 points31 points ago

Soon she will weigh enough to push down the keys on the keyboard.

[–]cry_moar 21 points22 points ago

ಥ_ಥ

[–]Mellytonin 27 points28 points ago

I read "Got my friend a wife today" and even after seeing the cat picture i was like "oh, reddit."

[–]Squish92 22 points23 points ago

WELP. Guess I'm installing RCT again...

[–]chelleshock20 12 points13 points ago

All 170 mb?! You're mad, man!

[–]azza2110 8 points9 points ago

So I guess I'm not the only one who remembers exactly how much hard drive space it took up.

[–]Squish92 9 points10 points ago

The uninstall is so satisfying. So much room for activities!

[–]Lambsauce 21 points22 points ago

You... uninstalled it?

Get. Out.

[–]xXxReilaxXx 80 points81 points ago

You should get guests 13 and 55 something to eat

[–]poptart2nd 24 points25 points ago

and 312 something to drink.

[–]xXxReilaxXx 14 points15 points ago

But should not by any means feed 373 ... or else, hire new janitors

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

And possibly the kitten, too, at some point.

[–]abadphilosopher 5 points6 points ago

and build a path to the cotton candy stall! what are you, a savage?

[–]iliketodrawstuff 43 points44 points ago

all aboard the front page express

[–]texaschainsawjr 15 points16 points ago

The amount Karma Whoring gone in this picture is off the charts!

[–]vicodin313 49 points50 points ago

Guest 1293 is lost. You should help them.

[–]honor646 4 points5 points ago

I'm more worried about that ride that broke down... I hope he's got a mechanic around.

[–]dankvibez 11 points12 points ago

Cute Cat + nostalgic vibes = front page material

[–]ktcat28 9 points10 points ago

What kind of kitten is she?

[–]ravish261[S] 9 points10 points ago

she is a long hair calico =)

[–]Keshyngul 8 points9 points ago

Rollercoaster Tycoon? Have all my upvotes.

[–]kjolley3 26 points27 points ago

IT'S SO FLUFFY I COULD DIEEE

[–]rawrawrf 9 points10 points ago

Someone should give Guest 1293 a map. :(

[–]devjin 5 points6 points ago

Hah, I've got the same Toshiba laptop :)

[–]AlexZander 8 points9 points ago

Guests are complaining about the disgusting state of paths in your park

You have won an award for the Tidiest park in the country!

[–]mhdepaola 6 points7 points ago

i'm drunk, just realized that shit was roller coaster tycoon. make sure those bitches know they can't vomit all over you're park. throw that inverted coaster up therr

[–]rocketcraft 5 points6 points ago

Does she call you Whore?

[–]rocketcraft 4 points5 points ago

Just so you know, I couldn't resist the cuteness. I upvoted.

[–]ttyler 5 points6 points ago

Hold on bro, do you know that guests cant get to the entrance of cotton candy stall #2? You cant run a business like that.

[–]thomasanderson420 6 points7 points ago

I came here to comment about RTC, but I realized I'm slower than slow-poke.

[–]britt913 4 points5 points ago

Man I used to play the shit out of Rollercoaster Tycoon. Ahhh nostalgia.

[–]5heep 42 points43 points ago

It's a cat. Plus it's Rollercoaster Tycoon. Plus it says Karma in the title. Plus that's not a Macbook. Upvote.

[–]rikker_ 6 points7 points ago

Well with a name like Karma now she's bound to grow up to be a stripper.

[–]scrambles57 6 points7 points ago

My friend had a German Shepherd named Karma. She ran away. That bitch.

[–]AmazingJohnny 5 points6 points ago

Never have seen an example of karma whoring quite like this before

[–]AngelsWithDirtyFaces 4 points5 points ago

Oh no, it's already being trained to sit on the keyboard....

[–]kittenfanatic94 5 points6 points ago

Cute kitty! DAT ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON THOUGH!

[–]Matlopsa37 4 points5 points ago

Your guests look hungry.

[–]mehdbc 1 point2 points ago

That feel when typing on that keyboard with long fingernails.

[–]dukecaspian 3 points4 points ago

You're park doesn't seem to be doing all that well though

[–]TakingKarmaFromABaby 3 points4 points ago

Talk about significant other - check

Something old (awesome) running on laptop in background inciting nostalgia - check

Kitten in the foreground (sitting on keys for bonus points) - check

Kitten is named "Karma" - See you on the front page

[–]Questica 5 points6 points ago

She has lived up to her name!

[–]Mashu009 5 points6 points ago

hah...i remember that roller coaster tycoon so well.. I swear i was hearing the "laughing" noise from the game one day in class. Thought i was hallucinating or dreaming.

[–]MrEnglish 5 points6 points ago

I'm actually fairly certain I've heard the exact laughing and screaming sound effects on multiple other commercials, etc.

[–]ajsmithjr 2 points3 points ago

if not 4 sitz den y made of warm?

[–]xG33Kx 5 points6 points ago

I wish I could double upvote because of RCT.

[–]AWaffleTooFar 2 points3 points ago

Could anyone else hear one of the guests say "Hi Bob" every once in a while?

[–]IAmNoneYa 1 point2 points ago

Son of a bitch that's a cute cat

[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 1 point2 points ago

...why is numlock on?

[–]dutchstig 1 point2 points ago

"Roller Coaster 1 was great", keep up the good work.

[–]skrabbit 4 points5 points ago

I clicked on this knowing the top comment was going to be about RCT..

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

So adorable! I want one! And a beautiful, beautiful name.

[–]larpas 4 points5 points ago

Upvote for Roller-fucking-coaster Tycoon.

[–]flopperr999 2 points3 points ago

Upvoted for RCT

[–]Novogrod 2 points3 points ago

You bought her Roller Coaster Tycoon? And she named it Karma...? Your wife is a strange one.

[–]ottonymous 4 points5 points ago

That laptop looks familiar. Have you ever noticed how TINY the spacebar is? I saw it one day and spent a good couple minutes wondering how someone could have taken my laptop and replaced it with another one that has a tiny spacebar. It was unreal. But then again, I'm blond.

Although, it might be because when I type, my right hand covers up the 3 buttons next to the space bar so I was under the impression that it was longer and never really took the time to really look at it.

TL,DR: Noticed how small the space bar is, assumed that aliens were playing games with my mind.

[–]Blackops606 4 points5 points ago

I bet the kitty can build one mean roller-coaster. Just sit back and watch.

[–]KainenFrost 3 points4 points ago

This will also be about RCT, That game was the biggest waste of time my life has ever seen. Now i must go Install it, Damn

[–]azza2110 4 points5 points ago

Downvoted for not renaming 'Scrambled Eggs 1'. Just kidding, I could never downvote RCT.

[–]addicted2amp 2 points3 points ago

Badass game! I love RCT!

[–]Splurby 4 points5 points ago

Her computer: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[–]BobbySmithy 2 points3 points ago

I have had a craving to play original RCT for the past 2-3 days. This post only confirms that I need to go find my disc.

[–]XoXeLo 3 points4 points ago

I have the EXACT same laptop.

[–]Toadette 3 points4 points ago

Fuck YEAH roller coaster tycoon!!

[–]Muttbrain 2 points3 points ago

Who calls Roller coaster Tycoon karma?

And why is Roller coaster Tycoon somebodies friend?

[–]FjordPuncher 3 points4 points ago

How did you teach the cat to play Roller Coaster Tycoon? It's not even facing the screen!

[–]AestheticEntactogen 4 points5 points ago

Roller fucking coaster fucking ty-fucking coon. Fucking.

[–]mtc2010 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit. I fix computers, and today a customer came in with that exact laptop.

[–]MadeY0uL00k 2 points3 points ago

I LOVE THAT GAME

[–]Mekfearsom 2 points3 points ago

Of all the karma whoring cat posts on reddit, i would say this takes the cake.

[–]endlessamy 2 points3 points ago

THATS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!

[–]santacruzhashman 2 points3 points ago

I looked at the laptop in the background and knew all the top comments would be about the game not the cat. typical reddit.

[–]RealAnthonyL 3 points4 points ago

"It's my turn to play rollercoaster tycoon!" said the kitten.

[–]Hurcon1 6 points7 points ago

everything in this picture is win

[–]ADDefense 7 points8 points ago

My Dad was the king of RCT ride names. Built the vertical drop ride with a hydraulic launch, but set the launch speed high enough to blast the carriage off of the column, only to crash and burn. He named it "Catch Me God."

[–]contrarian 3 points4 points ago

No she didn't. She probably named it Smuggins but you just want the karma for the picture.

[–]AllGoodUsernames 2 points3 points ago

o my. named a cat karma. this will be interesting

[–]LordRickles 2 points3 points ago

Upwards and onwards - on the wings of RCT and good Karma!

[–]blakep 2 points3 points ago

400th upvoter, more karma for Karma :)

[–]probablynotaperv 2 points3 points ago

Bad Karma! No!

[–]Stamm 2 points3 points ago

Upvoted for Rollercoaster Tycoon!

[–]plastic_apollo 2 points3 points ago

Kitten? Check. Roller Coaster Tycoon? Check.

Shoulda named your cat "Instant Karma."

[–]valorrosa 2 points3 points ago

That's not a chameleon. >:(

[–]gokulol 2 points3 points ago

So she's not a viable support?

[–]ibetshewill 2 points3 points ago

CAN'T STAND THE CUTENESS, MUST PUKE RAINBOWS

[–]Spanone1 2 points3 points ago

You really need to feed you guests.

[–]Hebjuzeb 2 points3 points ago

Aptly named, what a beauty!

[–]admdelta 2 points3 points ago

It's working. Everything about this post is working.

[–]SirBenjamin 2 points3 points ago

You will never play video games ever again.

[–]chelleshock20 2 points3 points ago

We should have named her "Front page"!

[–]carela 2 points3 points ago

I like that your kitten has been there less than a day and she is already trying to establish that she > video games.

[–]edjumication 2 points3 points ago

There needs to be a cat button on keyboards so they don't press random keys when being cute

[–]kingster20 2 points3 points ago

I have that laptop! Cute cat btw :D

[–]gotsdamunchies 2 points3 points ago

Hot damn that is a fuzzy cat

[–]jakewick 2 points3 points ago

Looks like hes paid for himself already

[–]rikker_ 2 points3 points ago

Karma is a dish best served with rice.

[–]ferrari9191 2 points3 points ago

Two of my favorite things in one picture.

[–]CheezeGod 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YOU. COULDN'T HELP BUT UPVOTE.

[–]cssphan 2 points3 points ago

I dunno - if this post doesn't break 1K you might need another...

[–]Gr33ned 2 points3 points ago

You have a cat for a wife? And you named your laptop Karma?

[–]draebder 2 points3 points ago

People talking about how hungry they are in the chat feed.

[–]Tu5k 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for cat on computer keyboard buttons.

[–]vans1170 2 points3 points ago

THE GREAT KARMA HEIST.... just kidding that's a really cute kitty

[–]devourerkwi 2 points3 points ago

Park rating only around 600 and you're in Year 3... you need to step it up.

[–]FirstClassBaby 2 points3 points ago

Haha love the game in the background!

[–]DreamofPride 2 points3 points ago

upvoted solely for the name.

[–]DR-R0XX00 2 points3 points ago

ADORABLE

[–]nickfrito 2 points3 points ago

Is that a ragdoll? My wife want a kitten too. Gonna pick one out soon.

[–]iheartrms 2 points3 points ago

My dogma ate your karma. :(

[–]tree_hugging_hippie 2 points3 points ago

That kitty. Is. Goddamn adorable.

[–]guitartechie 2 points3 points ago

As I saw the title, my first thought was "Because Karma's a bi- It's a kitty!"

[–]Bleacherbum95 2 points3 points ago

Looks like karma is being a little bit of a bitch in this photo =P...what if somebody wants to use that laptop? Adorable kitten though!

[–]sociomaladaptivist 2 points3 points ago

Why am I the only one to have made this connection

[–]Sedohr 2 points3 points ago

LAPTOP ON TOWEL/BLANKET!

The laptop is getting warm.

[–]Thatswhyirun 2 points3 points ago

Look at that cat.

[–]Alluminn 2 points3 points ago

for a second I thought that was Violated Heroine...

oh 4chan, what hast thou donest to me?

[–]phantomguy1 2 points3 points ago

I almost wanted to off myself when I saw the cuteness of this cat

[–]thinkswithportals 2 points3 points ago

Do you always name your laptops?

[–]Gyno-Star 2 points3 points ago

OMG KITTEN

[–]carpeggio 2 points3 points ago

It's so light that it's not even pressing the keyboard buttons down!

[–]ElasticZeus 2 points3 points ago

QUICK! Somebody is loooooost!

[–]Joshuaxton 2 points3 points ago

KARMAKARMAKARMAKARMACHAMELEON

[–]moosechild 2 points3 points ago

TYCOONING I SEE. NEEDS MAD SHUTTLE LOOPS, BRO.

[–]deewekoms 2 points3 points ago

that is the cutest cat i have ever seen

[–]NicolasCerrone 2 points3 points ago

t-t-t-teh...Kitteh

[–]fionacoy 2 points3 points ago

upvote for cute kitten & roller coaster tycoon.

[–]amazinnn 2 points3 points ago

From what I hear, she's a whore

[–]nailphile 2 points3 points ago

I actually had to look over and apologize to my cat because that is the most adorable kitten in the whole world.

[–]danceswithwool 2 points3 points ago

Give me karma! As in the cat

[–]MisterMaggot 2 points3 points ago

Greatest game ever made.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 0 points1 point ago

is that roller coaster tycoon in the background! :0

[–]randomvisitor3241324 2 points3 points ago

TAKE ALL MY UPVOTES!!!!!!!

[–]Nintnrd 2 points3 points ago

So cute!

[–]DMONK 2 points3 points ago

Shameless, but I like it

[–]kittenfanatic94 2 points3 points ago

JUST FUCKING TAKE MY UPVOTES

[–]Tasgall 2 points3 points ago

I'm hungry.

I can't find Cotton Candy Stall 2.

I've already got a Park Map.

I'm lost.

I want to get out of Maze 1.

This on ride photo from Roller Coaster 1 is a really good value!

I can't find the park exit.

[–]Miguelerbee 2 points3 points ago* 

ravish261 got some Karma today because of his wife's friend.

[–]mettei91 2 points3 points ago

Hope that Karma doesn't come back to bite you.

[–]JinanReddit 2 points3 points ago

Well. Now I have diabeetus.

[–]parallelpolygon 2 points3 points ago

my god sir. You better be enjoying this karma you mad genius.

[–]Chesto 2 points3 points ago

And for this post, you have received a lot of link karma. I see what you did there.

[–]Dave_Dietz 2 points3 points ago

Love it when cats have that divide right in the middle of their nose like that. Bilateral symmetry (kinda) FTW!

[–]Shavingryansprivates 2 points3 points ago

Whore! I'll upvote it.

[–]Epershand 2 points3 points ago

That way when you talk to her you can say:

Aww, good Karma!

or

Ohhh, bad Karma!

[–]metalcp 2 points3 points ago

give that to me. what kind of cat is that?

[–]Keithy42 0 points1 point ago

You're whoring out karma for karma? You've hit a new low.

Just kidding, that kitten is adorable. :3

[–]FireGriffin 0 points1 point ago

I just died inside from cuteness

[–]amoxummo 2 points3 points ago

Post is so karma-rich I went down the comment list and gave everybody upvotes too.

[–]amagaram 1 point2 points ago

I would go to hell for downvoting this.

[–]zeazzz 1 point2 points ago

That's my cat's name too. Enjoy your new friend :)

[–]DjKiDD 1 point2 points ago

Upvote just for RCT!

[–]morris858 2 points3 points ago

Roller Coaster Tycoon and a cat named Karma. You're living the life.

[–]cgos 2 points3 points ago

Very Cute Kitty! Laptop is starving for air tho, sitting on a blanket. Also kitty hair get sucked into intake ports. If you notice it getting really hot, running slow, or shutting down unexpectedly, you need to blow it out. Canned air will work most of the time, but sometimes I have to use an air compressor. If you must use an air compressor, don't use it at more than 60 psi and be sure to move the nozzle side-to-side quickly so you don't make the fan spin too fast. Best way is to unplug power, take out the battery and take it outside. Blow air in the exhaust port. I work on laptops and computers for a living and can't tell you how many I get with the above mentioned problems and that is all it takes to fix them. In some cases I've had to use tweezers or a dental pick to pull the clogs out through the intake port slots. Some laptops have even died from the heat. Heat kills computers.

[–]LotusFlare 0 points1 point ago

Pandering Level: MAXIMUM

You don't have a wife, and that cat's name isn't Karma. You intentionally put RCT in the background of your computer and then set your cat on the keyboard. I seriously hope this is an experiment in how gullible Reddit is.

[–]Tehska 1 point2 points ago

WHAT IS IT

I MUST HAVE ONE

[–]trashsetter 1 point2 points ago

i am melting away.

[–]montevonzock 1 point2 points ago

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon sing

[–]koolkows 1 point2 points ago

Greatest game ever