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[–]Neuraxis 39 points40 points ago

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Ann Colter is going to be pissed if these pics get out.

[–]synthpop 22 points23 points ago

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I was expecting a Sarah Jessica Parker joke but this is also acceptable

[–]giantsfan134 12 points13 points ago

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And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

[–]Derris-Kharlan 1 point2 points ago

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...Dad?

[–]eetmorturkee 8 points9 points ago

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The guy, on the other hand, continued his love affair with Keystone Light.

[–]zoomzoom83 10 points11 points ago

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He probably woke up feeling a little horse

[–]Mr_Splashy_Pants 8 points9 points ago

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He bedded a real stud last night.

[–]MishimaYukio 10 points11 points ago

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The mane thing is that he stopped drinking.

[–]reeksofhavoc 7 points8 points ago

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That's the last pony keg he'll drink all by himself.

[–]Jakkers 7 points8 points ago

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Bet he feels like a bit of an ass.

[–]joedonut 4 points5 points ago

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And who hasn't needed a night of unbridled fun and relaxation?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Upvotes for all! nice work, people!

[–]Teaboy 6 points7 points ago

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Argh. I hate the feel of bare mattresses.

[–]Vystril 9 points10 points ago

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I think you mean mare mattresses.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Is that a rubber ball in your pocket or are you just happy to sleep with me?

[–]Okami23 2 points3 points ago

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At least he has his pants on.

[–]merdiff 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is the point where you admit to yourself that you'll never be this cool again, and just quit.

[–]casspa[S] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]allenizabeth 1 point2 points ago

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That looks cozy.

[–]stringerbell 1 point2 points ago

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I thought something was fishy when he claimed to have 'bedded a fine filly' last night!...

[–]TheGrammarBolshevik 1 point2 points ago

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They were right; he really couldn't refuse that offer.

[–]reeksofhavoc 1 point2 points ago

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Ridiculous picture. Awesome title.

[–]serenityveritas 0 points1 point ago

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At least his pants are still on....

[–]Sealbhach 0 points1 point ago

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He has a way with horses.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's some rare footage of Mr Hands.

[–]tyrmanosaurusflex 0 points1 point ago

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Damn! The day I drink so much I forget to make the bed is the day i quit too

[–]HereForTheTalking 0 points1 point ago

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HURRR I'M A HOER

[–]L1ttleB1rd 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile, back home in Bakersfield...